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Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here Do I

look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Ooh, I'm just another kind of girl

And you wanna...

Let me tell you something. You are out of your mind. You don't know what you're

talking about.

Dude, the world's fattest man weighs like 1 ,200 pounds. That's right. Not

enough. It is enough.

You are a nut.

I'm telling you. What are we talking about here?

He thinks the world's largest pumpkin is heavier than the world's fattest man.

Do you know how heavy the world's largest pumpkin is? Just a little bit

than the world's fattest man.

What if the world's fattest man ate the world's heaviest pumpkin?

Oh, I would pay to see that.

That'd be the best day of my life.

Yeah? Come on.

Stop it.

Hey, easy. Just chill out.

Stay on the ground.

All right, all right. Just break it up. Break it up.

Get up.

I don't know what this fight was about, and I don't want to know.

Just shake hands.

And I want you to go get that bloody nose looked at.

I want you to go buy a new sweater because that one is awful.

Now, go on. Get out of here.

And as for you.

I was just trying to break it up. Yeah, I know. I saw. What's your name?

Zoe Brooks.

Where'd you learn to handle yourself like that, huh?

Oh, well, when I was little, my dad. I want you on the wrestling team. The

wrestling team?

Come on.

Oh, I'm really not.

The wrestling team?

You can't be on the wrestling team. Why can't I?

You're a girl.

Actually, it makes sense.

Females have greater flexibility, a higher tolerance for pain, and a natural

pelvic tilt which gives us better balance.

Wasn't there a band called Pelvic Tilt?

I didn't ask to join the wrestling team. I was yelled into it. Yelled into it?

Well, I think you should back out. You don't want to be wrestling around every

day with a bunch of muscly guys who are... Wait a minute.

You know all the wrestling... Actors are broadcast on the PCA TV channel.

They are?

I want to be on TV.

Join the wrestling team.

Ew. No, gross.

You said you. I'm an actress. I want to be on TV with my hair pretty and my lips

glossy. Not all covered in voicemail.

What's up, Reese?

Hey, Zoe, what are you... Careful.

Why are you here?

This is not a place for girls.

Wait, you mean this isn't the mini curtain makeup superstore?

Why are you here?

Coach asked me to join the team.

Thanks for being supportive.

the basketball team, and now you're going to ruin the wrestling team?

How did I ruin the basketball team? We were division finalists last year. Ooh,

I'm Zoe.

I use logic.

Ooh.

All right, boys, bring it in.

Whoa.

Hold up there, Brooks.

What? I want you to go hit the jump rope for about a half hour. Why just me?

Because those guys have been working and training for the last nine weeks.

You've got some catching up to do. Come on, I'm in just as good a shape as

Logan.

Or that guy.

Hey, I'm the coach. You're the co -chair.

Coach E?

Hey, don't correct my suffixes.

Now get moving.

That rope ain't gonna jump itself.

Okay.

Let's get sweaty!

Jeremiah Trotman?

Girl, I don't know.

Yeah, um, I'm Mola. I see you on the PCA News all the time.

I cover PCA News, sporting events, graduations, and high -profile injuries.

Right. Um, so what do you think about using me as a reporter or something?

I don't think so.

Come on! I could be the weather girl or a fashion reporter.

And, uh, maybe we can go out sometime?

Like, on a date?

Would you really go out with me?

No.

Walk away.

But you asked me to join the team so I can wrestle.

I told you you can wrestle when you reach the same level of physical

as these other guys.

Oh, just forget Blasberg, would you?

I just don't think it's fair to... Go exercise.

Yes, sir, coach.

you can't get around it never get over it

Yes? Keep doing it. It hurts more when you stop.

Okay.

Two weeks. I've been going to practice every day after school. And I've

no one.

Why don't you just quit?

Because that's exactly what Logan and his buddies want me to do.

Well, I want to be on TV.

Did I miss something?

When did this conversation take a hard left?

Oh, she's upset because Jeremiah Trotman won't let her be on the PCA channel.

And I flirted with him in everything.

I'm tired.

I can't rub anymore.

Yeah, my hand's starting to get palm cramps.

Fine, take a break.

Second team.

I got her shoulders.

Oh, man.

Why do I always get the feet?

Okay, okay.

If aliens don't exist, then explain the moon.

Why doesn't it fall?

Coach, listen. You asked me to join the wrestling team. Wait, you forced me to

join the wrestling team. All right, calm down and have a bite of Plattsburgh's

potato salad.

No. I don't want your potato salad.

Good. I want to wrestle.

You're gonna.

Because I'm tired of just... I'm gonna?

Yep. The regional tournament starts in two weeks. And I'm bumping you up to

first string in your bracket.

Coach! I get to wrestle in the tournament?

Indeed you do.

You're bumping me for her?

Sorry, Scotty. You've been slacking off.

You haven't even seen her wrestle.

Hey, I saw her separate two vicious ape raiders.

One of them was wearing this butt -ugly sweater.

But... Congratulations, Brooks.

All right, you boys, come help me wash my car.

Here, come on.

I wouldn't be so happy if I were you.

Why's that?

Because Chuck Javers is in our bracket.

Who's Chuck Javers?

Why don't you ask the coach to give you a tape of last year's state

championship?

And with plenty of time left in this period, Chuck Javers is just circling

helpless opponent.

Oh, my God.

You might have to wrestle him.

And three, two, one.

Hello, PCA sports fans. I'm Jeremiah Trotman, bringing you the California

Regional Wrestling Tournament, hosted right here at PCA. And you all know my

crazy sports announcing partner, Dooley Thibodeau.

I can't believe that Dooley guy gets to be on PCA TV with Jeremiah.

What, now you want to do sports color commentary?

I don't know what that means, but if I get to be on camera, then yes, I do.

Okay, wait here.

What are you going to do?

Things.

We'll be right back at you when the regional wrestling tournament begins.

Absolutely.

And we're clear.

Hi, can you come with me for a minute?

Why?

It's important.

Do my nose.

Please find your seats. The first matches will begin in 15 minutes.

All right, bring it in, bring it in.

Okay, people, so remember, look for an opening, keep your limbs in tight, and

don't give them anything to grab, twist, or yank.

And stay active.

There's no rest in wrestling.

Uh, yeah, there is. It's letters two through five.

Watch your mouth, Brooks.

Hands in.

Over the hill.

To the moon! To the moon?

Okay.

Jeremiah needs a new partner.

Go make it happen.

What about Dooley? He won't be back for a few hours.

What'd you do to him?

You really want to know?

No, I'm good. Wish me luck. Luck.

Our first match will pick Michael Johnson, a prior... Dale against Mike

PCA.

Hey, there she is.

Zoe Brooks.

Hey. So you psyched for the tournament?

I'm psyched I finally get to wrestle somebody.

Hey, if you get in trouble, just use my signature move.

You mean you wanted to hide under the bed and cry?

I wasn't crying.

There was a lot of dust under there. Oh, a lot of dust. Yeah, yeah. He was

crying. I wasn't crying.

Chase, you were crying.

Yeah, thanks for humiliating me.

You find Dooley?

No. He looked everywhere.

And our first match is about to begin.

Do you need a partner?

No.

Um, yeah.

I'm your girl.

You know sports?

Of course.

Sure. My dad's a sports guy.

Okay,

you're in. Sit down there.

Yay! I get to be a color contemplator.

Commentator. Yeah, yeah, same tip.

Makeup!

I love TV.

Okay, PCA students, you might want to grab yourself a seat, because wrestling

next will be Brian Devane of SBI Prep against PCA's very own Zoe Brooks.

Statistics? Information on Zoe?

Oh, sure.

Let's see.

Zoe's favorite color is pink. She loves animals, especially bunnies. And, oh,

she likes sushi, as do I.

Zoe Brooks of PCA, wrestling Brian Devane of SBI Prep.

Come on, just go out there and wrestle. I'm not wrestling her.

If I win, everyone will say I beat up a girl, and I'll look like a jerk. And if

I lose?

Everyone will say I got beat by a girl and rip on me for the rest of my life.

Either way, I lose. Yeah, but I'm not wrestling a girl.

We're done.

Not exactly sure what's going on here.

SBI forfeits the match.

PCA advances.

You heard right. Zoe Brooks will be advancing to the next round.

Because I ain't going to wrestle a girl. Get over here, Brian, right now.

Forget it. You won, Ms. Brooks.

Back to your bench.

Way to go, Brooks. You put PCA in the lead.

On a forfeit?

Yeah, I guess some boys are too insecure to wrestle a girl.

Wrestling next, Dave Marlin from Briardale versus Chuck Javers from West

As we know, Chuck Javers is a four -time state champion.

He's never been defeated in over 74 high school wrestling matches.

Yeah, but look at his scruffy head. I could definitely recommend some hair

products, starting with a deep conditioner.

Oh, there's Jabers.

Yeah, that's him.

Study him carefully.

Sun Tzu says in The Art of War to seek out your opponent's weaknesses and

exploit them.

And Chuck Jaber's advances to the next round.

Apparently some discussion going on.

Brooks moving into the quarterfinals.

Chuck J. Murray in the quarterfinals.

That Javers is a monster.

Yes, but a monster with delicious arms.

Can you believe all those guys before the forfeits and wrestle a girl?

At least you're undefeated. You're in the finals.

With Javers?

You know he's going to kill you.

Thanks, Logan.

Chuck, Chuck. Get out of here.

Hey, hey.

Here comes your boy.

Ready to fight.

Yeah, unless you forfeit like all the other guys. I ain't gonna forfeit.

Sure, have a sip.

I don't care what you are.

I hurt everybody just the same.

How progressive of you.

You think you're so tough?

I'll tell you something, tough jabbers. You may think you're...

An announcement.

There's been a substitution in the lightweight division.

Chuck Javers will now be wrestling Scott Richmond in the finals.

Zoe Brooks will sit out due to injury.

Injury? You got injured?

No. When did you get injured? I didn't. Why didn't you tell us? Just wait here.

Hey. Hey, coach. I'm not injured.

Yeah, I know. I know. I'm fine. I know. I know. Then why'd you tell him I'm

injured? Look.

According to the rules, I can make a substitution if a wrestler gets injured.

And I want Scott to take on Javers in the finals.

You never cared about my wrestling at all, did you?

Well, I knew all the boys wouldn't want to wrestle a girl. I knew they'd

forfeit. See, you were an easy way to get Scott into the finals without tiring

him out. Now he's fresh and ready to go.

That'll give him a fighting chance against Javers.

So, see, you did help the team. Huh?

Come on.

This match will be for the regional championship in this bracket.

I want both wrestlers. Hey, just a sec.

Oh, Jesus, Matt.

What's the problem?

I'm not injured.

Yeah, she is. Off the map, Brooks.

Do I look injured?

She looks fine to me.

Dooley, where have you been?

Some psycho girl sprayed me with a purple mist, and then I woke up

a flagpole.

I, uh... I... All

right!

Are both wrestlers ready?

Yep. Shake hands!

Let's dance.

Shut up!

You're okay.

Did I win?

Oh, no. You lost.

Well, how long did the match last?

Somewhere between three and four seconds.

It's a new state record.

Yeah, Javers kind of picked you up and slammed you down on the mat.

Your head broke your fall.

I hate that Javers.

But guess what?

Logan told him off.

Logan? Yeah.

After the tournament, he went up to Jabers in the parking lot and told him

a jerk he was for being so rough on you.

Really? That's so sweet.