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Are you ready?

Ooh, I know you see me standing here.

Do I look good, my dear?

Do I look good today?

Ooh,

I'm just another kind of girl.

And you want to see my world.

What do you think?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give that scream a 9 .5.

Okay, I can do better.

Would you relax? You're going to get the part.

Make a monster noise. Oh, my God.

Please. If you love me, then you'll act like a monster who's about to kill me.

Ah!

What happened?

You guys all right?

I'm auditioning for a play.

Ah, okay.

Well, I bet you get the part.

Yay! I'm Zoe.

Lola. I'm Danny.

You're on the hockey team?

Uh, no, um, when I heard her screaming, I stole this from a seventh grader.

Who apparently is on the hockey team.

Um, anyway... Yeah?

Would you, uh, maybe want to catch a movie on campus with me tonight?

Uh, yeah, I could be up for that.

Cool, I'll meet you in front of the theater.

See you there.

Okay.

My God. Did you see how cute he is?

Hey, I forgot.

Oh, what'd you forget?

The time. Seven o 'clock?

Oh, right. Seven.

Okay. See you tonight.

Score! I know!

Hey, Lola. I left my wallet back at my dorm. Let me borrow ten bucks so I can

buy... It really comes in handy.

Therefore, by cross -using the DNA from both germs, I can synthesize a new

strain of super germ with its own unique matrix and...

Trouble spotted.

I'll report back later.

Mark? Oh, hey, Quinn. Who is that girl you were just cavorting with?

Cavorting? I just saw you chat with, then hug, a female.

Start talking.

It was Maria. She's in my English Lit class.

Explain the hug.

I don't know.

I said see ya. She said see ya.

She just gave me a little hug goodbye.

What did I do?

I'm sorry, baby.

I know it's not your fault.

You just don't realize the effect you have on women.

You don't have to get all jealous.

I know. I'm so silly.

Come on, let's go get some coffee and corn nuts.

Okay, let me get my backpack.

What you doing, Quinn?

Creating a new germ.

Um, when you say new germ, what exactly do you... I have no time for full

questions!

Jeez.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm just so whipped up about Mark.

I caught him hugging another woman.

Well, that might not mean anything.

It depends on what kind of hug. Yeah, was it one of these?

Or... One of these.

Somewhere in between.

Wait. You're not making this new germ thing to do something bad to the girl

hugged Mark.

Are you?

You guys know I never use science to harm anyone.

Except for a mile. Ding on the bud.

Huh? Nothing.

Um, anyway, I'm just doing this to see if I can...

Uh -oh.

Hello, biohazard unit?

You're calling the biohazard unit? You know the number by heart?

Yes, hi, this is Quintenski.

Right.

No, this time I created a new germ by combining mutant strains of Anthrocolex

and Basiliococcus B.

Yeah, yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I accidentally let it loose in my dorm room.

What are they saying?

Huh?

Yeah, I can do that.

Just do that.

Yep. Yes, they're all exiting the building.

Sure, one sec.

Okay, the door's closed.

Yeah, we'll wait here.

Thanks. Will you tell us what's going on?

Until they can determine whether or not my germ is dangerous, they want us to

stay in this room.

Then why does every other girl in the building get to leave?

Because we've already breathed the air in here.

If a germ is contagious, we could infect everyone at PCA.

Get out of the way.

Move, move.

I can't believe you created a mutant germ and let it loose.

You guys act like it's the end of the world.

Do you know for sure it's not the end of the world?

Our team makes sure we're not contagious.

Um,

yeah, I don't really need any gummy worms. Yeah, he's on a low gummy diet.

You know what? Just pretend you're never here. Ever.

Ever.

All right.

Get back in the room. We're building quarantine.

You're pushing me. Okay.

Sorry,

but you're all going to have to stay in this room. You, start collecting air

samples. You.

Take 10 cc's of blood from each of these kids.

Blood?

Man, I can't handle this blood. You want to take blood from us? It won't hurt.

You swear it won't hurt?

Nah, it's going to hurt.

I'm practicing my string for an audition.

Well, thanks for making me pee against my will.

Sorry. Me too.

Mark's just signed online.

Everyone, hat up.

Hi, baby.

Hey. I heard about the germ thing. How is everyone?

We're all doing fine.

Help. Very bored.

They're just a little grumpy because we've been stuck in here for a while.

Okay, I gotta go.

Where?

I'm going to meet Maria.

Maria? Why do you keep hanging out with her?

She wants me to teach her how to knit.

Why can't you just go to knitting camp like you did?

You said you wouldn't be jealous.

Okay, you're right.

Thanks. I'm gonna click off now.

Love you.

You too.

He's your boyfriend. You should trust him. I do trust Mark. I don't trust that

Maria. Paul, I'm stuck in here waiting for a germ report. That little temptress

is going to steal him away from me, and there's nothing I can do about it. If

you're so worried about Mark and this Maria chick, why don't you just get

someone to follow him and tell you what they're doing?

Because that would be like spying on him, and I'll do it.

You're going to take advice from Logan?

I know he's stupid, but that was a good idea.

A thing?

I know that Mark's on a date with that little date.

Oh, my God. You're supposed to meet Danny at 7.

Who's Danny?

Just call him. I don't have his number. I don't even know his last name.

Who's Danny?

Would you quit rehearsing your scream?

I wasn't. There's a huge trolley digging on the bed.

Oh, that's determined.

You are?

You are?

Yeah.

He's not the best roommate.

Oh,

you are. No, you.

When are these biohazardous people going to tell us whether Quinn's germ is

going to kill us or not?

Okay, guys, we're all pretty stressed, okay? So why don't we just...

Watch some TV and try to get our minds off of it.

Oh, man, I don't want to watch some PCA news.

Come on, man.

It's pretty interesting.

Like 5 % of the time. Turn it up.

And according to inside sources, the California biohazard team has not yet

determined whether Quinn's germ is dangerous or not. This means Zoe Brooks,

Chase Matthews, Lola Martinez, Logan Reese, Michael Barrett, and Quinn Pinsky

could be prisoners in that dorm room for hours, days, or even weeks.

I'm Jeremiah Trotman, PCA News.

Well, that really took our mind off things.

Ooh, pretty sound.

I can't help it. I'm plumbing.

It's like my throat.

What if I got infected by Quinn's freaky germ?

I better lie down.

If your germ kills us, you're going to be in big trouble.

What about my empty belly? Okay, I got to eat something.

The biohazard people said no food can come in or out of this building until

finish analyzing the germ.

Oh, I hate everything.

Hey, are you there yet?

Can you see Mark and Maria? Can you?

Yeah, I see them.

What are they doing? Report!

It looks like they're staring at us.

Oh, but he looks irresistible. Does he look irresistible?

I don't feel comfortable answering that.

Well, you've got to do something.

What am I supposed to...

He has nine Dannys, eleven Daniels, fifteen Dans, and one Danifer.

No idea which one's your date tonight?

No, the structure says nothing about which ones are incredibly cute.

Do I have to solve everyone's problem?

Be quiet, Logan. No, wait. Talk.

Call Dustin.

Have him go to the movie. Find Danny and explain why you're not there.

That's great!

No! Dustin's fine on Mark for me!

Too bad. He's my little brother. I'm calling him.

After they tell us we're germ -free.

Yeah, well, what if we're not germ -free? Okay, listen to this.

Was that one scary?

Why do you think we scream?

Why do you do that?

What's up, Zoe?

I need you to do something for me.

Right now.

But I'm spying on Mark for Quinn.

Well, abort.

Abort? I need you to go to the PCA theater, look for an extremely cute guy

Danny. He'll be waiting out front.

How will I know it's him?

I told you, he's extremely cute. Now hurry!

Okay. Wait!

Dustin, what are Mark and Maria doing right now?

Um... They're going into Sushi Rock.

They're going into Sushi Rock.

Sure, a little spicy tuna, a little yellow tail, and kaboom! And Mark's ex

-girlfriend. Yeah, if you're lucky.

You're lucky Zoe confiscated my zap watch!

Dustin, go find Danny and tell him I'm stuck in my room and I can't make our

date.

No!

I just want to look at you right now.

Sort of take a mental picture of you with my mind.

Smile.

I am smiling.

I have to tell you, I'm really ex -

Can't move.

Too hungry.

Need... food.

I have food.

Oh, yeah. She does.

What's that?

Baby food.

Baby food?

Quinn loves baby food.

I am not eating baby food.

Out of the way!

Give me that baby food.

Get some baby food.

Stop it!

Everyone stop it right now.

I can't take being locked in a room with a bunch of insane freaks.

Told you, Freak.

Worth, Freak.

You're pretty cute.

Huh? Look, my sister said she has to break her date with you tonight.

Your date?

My date?

Yeah, but don't worry. She'll explain tomorrow.

My work here is done.

How could you ask out another girl?

I, I... That is so dummy!

I, I didn't. I don't even...

Can't believe Zoe stood me up.

I woke up on the wrong side of the

world.

Wake up! Hey!

Rise and shine!

guys hey i got my voice back hey who cares so look

are we diseased or what tell me about my germ the germ is harmless oh

thank god yeah just check in with our medic in the lobby and you are all free

go and chase thought we were all doomed didn't

you chase

He's still asleep.

Hey, want to freak him out?

Sure.

Okay,

everybody look dead.

Ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

What?

What?

What happened?

What?

No! No!

No!

Lola!

My... Gwen!

You realize what your mutant germ is?

What do you mean?

Everyone at PCA knows Mark Del Figolo is my boyfriend.

So? So you don't go around dealing what belongs to another.

How would you like it if I just decided I wanted your right shoe, huh?

What if I just went... Oh, yay!

I just wanted another girl's shoe, so I took it. Now it's my shoe.

Mark hired me to paint a portrait of him so he could give it to you as a

present.

Prove it.

Have your shoe.

And I'm sorry I shot your butt with a laser.

You know where Danny is?

There.

Don't talk to me, all right?

Wait, why are you mad? We had a date.

A guy waited for you half an hour, and you just stood me up.

But I sent my little brother to explain.

He said he talked to you.

Uh, no one talked to me.

Okay, look, the reason I flaked on our date... Uh -huh?

See, this girl I live with, she invented this mutant germ, and then the

biohazard team showed up, and... Look, if you didn't want to go out with me,

you had to do was say so. You don't have to make up some ridiculous story.

Lola. Oh.

Hey, you want to see the most gorgeous thing ever?

It's my Mark!

Isn't he yummy?

Uh... I know!

You want to go get some coffee?

Thank you.