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[wind whistling]
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[faint ticking]
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[ticking intensifies]
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[ringing]
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[ringing continues]
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[♪ "That's the Way" playing]
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♪ I don't know how I'm gonna tell you ♪
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It's too much garlic.
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- You're telling me it's too much garlic?
- Why don't you tell me, Carm?
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♪ I don't know how I'm gonna do
What mama told me ♪
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♪ My friend, the boy next door ♪
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Yeah, it's too much.
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[Mikey] What did I say?
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[Mikey clears throat]
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You know, that thing that, uh... Um...
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It didn't...
You know, it didn't work out, so...
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Which thing?
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Rental cars.
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The thing. Yeah.
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Sorry.
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- Can I ask you something?
- For fuck's sake, Carm.
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- What, dude? Like, what?
- What?
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- What were you gonna say?
- Forget it, Mike.
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"Everybody thought it was stupid.
You do this all the time.
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- You fucking..." What were you gonna say?
- No. Mike.
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I was gonna ask
if you gave a shit about it.
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If I give a shit about what, Carm?
Fucking what people say?
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- No, I don't give a shit about that.
- No.
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If you just gave a shit
about the rental car business.
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[stammers] I don't... I don't... No.
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No, I don't give a shit about that.
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You need to stir that. I mean,
for Christ's sake, I hear it sticking.
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All right.
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How'd you raise the money?
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Second time you asked me that.
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It's the second time you didn't answer.
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You need money, Carm?
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- What if I wanted to open a restaurant?
- [laughs]
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- What the fuck is that?
- What?
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- Why a restaurant?
- Why not a restaurant?
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- You already have a restaurant.
- But this would be a different restaurant.
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Tell me more.
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Look, every one of our good memories,
they happen in restaurants, right?
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Like the Homer's Ice Cream after baseball.
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Uh...
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[stutters] You know, Omega,
after that weird birthday party with Mom.
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- You know, we couldn't stop laughing.
- [laughs] Yeah, fuckin...
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Look, like, all this good shit,
it happened to us in restaurants
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'cause restaurants
are special places, right?
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Yeah.
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And people go to restaurants
to be taken care of.
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All right? They go to restaurants
to celebrate, to relax,
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to not have to think
about anything else for a minute.
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Now, people go to restaurants
to feel less lonely.
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You know, even Dad.
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What do you mean "Dad"?
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I don't know. The only time I can remember
him being even remotely happy,
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was when he would talk about
that, uh, Irish place you love so much.
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You remember that? [laughs] Jesus Christ.
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What?
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You remember that place?
You remember what it's called?
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- No, I don't remember.
- It was a shithole.
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It smelled like a dumpster.
It was fucking hell.
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- Well, he loved it.
- Yeah.
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Do you, like, do that?
You think about Pop?
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What was he like?
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[inhales sharply, sighs] Um...
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I don't know, like...
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Like, when was the last time
you talked to him?
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- I don't know.
- Yeah.
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You feel that?
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That's pretty much it.
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Carmy, that's what he's like.
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He was an asshole.
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- Well, everybody loves restaurants.
- Hmm.
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- Even assholes.
- I don't know, man.
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I'm in a restaurant
every single fucking day of my life.
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I've definitely met thousands of people
who definitely do not love restaurants.
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- They would love ours.
- Why is that?
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- Because it would be ours.
- Carmy, listen.
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Just because you've, like,
been to fucking Napa, you know,
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it doesn't make this
a not-fucked business.
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- Just because you put grass on plates...
- I know that.
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- ...and fucking, it's like...
- I know that. It's fucking hard.
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- Right? It's fucking hard.
- You have no fucking idea.
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And that's what makes it special, right?
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It's fucking hard...
[stuttering] ...and it's gnarly,
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and it's brutal, and it's specific,
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and not everybody can do it.
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- That's right.
- But I can do it, Mike.
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Look, we could do this.
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Right? [stammers]
We could take care of people.
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We can make it calm.
We can make it delicious.
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We could play good music.
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People would want to come in there
to celebrate. All right?
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They'd want to come in there
after they had great days.
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And they'd want to come in there
even more after they had shitty ones.
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We can make people happy, Mike. [chuckles]
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You and me?
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Yeah, you and me.
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You, like...
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You really thought about this, huh?
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- I know what it smells like.
- Mmm.
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What do you call it?
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We could call it Mikey's.
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[chuckles]
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I think...
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I think I got a better one.
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[Phil] Well, what if there is no tomorrow?
[chuckles] There wasn't one today.
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[through TV] Hello? Hello!
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[line clicks on TV]
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[♪ "I Got You, Babe" playing on TV]
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♪ ...put your little hand in mine ♪
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♪ There ain't no hill
Or mountain we can't climb ♪
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♪ Babe ♪
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♪ I got you, babe ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ I got you, babe ♪
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[song ends]
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[Gus, through TV] You know,
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some guys would look at this glass
and they would say,
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"You know, that glass is half empty."
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Other guys would say,
"That glass is half full."
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I think of you as a "glass is half-empty"
kind of guy. Am I right?
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What would you do
if you were stuck in one place,
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and every day was exactly the same,
and nothing that you did mattered?
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You're gonna have
to be a little more specific.
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I, um...
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I wasn't good enough,
and I need to be better.
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Okay, I-I don't know
if that's the takeaway.
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What's the takeaway?
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[sighs] Uh...
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The Trib ate here three times
at three different restaurants.
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And the food sounded good.
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Sometimes. [stammers]
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They didn't like the vibe.
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[Sydney sighs]
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[sighs]
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They didn't like the chaos. And yeah,
frankly, I don't know if I do either.
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You think I like chaos?
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I mean, I... [sighs]
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I think you think
you needed to be talented.
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You would be just as good.
You would be great.
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You know...
Maybe even better of, you know, a cook
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without this need for, like, mess.
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Congrats.
That knocked the wind right out of me.
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- Well, you don't need it.
- Air?
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Dysfunction.
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You're shutting down.
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I can feel you shutting down.
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You can feel it in this place.
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I have no idea, like, where you are.
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I don't like dysfunction.
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Okay, well, what do you like?
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I like this.
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[scoffs] Okay, that was,
like, maybe the most miserable delivery
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of someone liking something,
I think, ever.
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- Yeah, I told you I'm trying to be better.
- [scoffs]
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Okay. Maybe just try
to be less miserable first.
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That hurt.
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Good.
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[footsteps departing]
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[♪ "Getting in Tune" playing]
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♪ I'm in tune ♪
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♪ And I'm gonna tune
Right in on you ♪
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♪ Right in on you ♪
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♪ Right in on you ♪
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Okay. So, uh, what happened with the bear?
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Review kicked me in the nards. [groans]
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- No. I mean the bear at the store.
- What'd she tell you happened?
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She came home from your house,
and now she thinks you're mad at her.
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No, no, no. No.
[chuckles] Let me tell you...
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She wanted a bear that cost
a hundred bucks, and I said no.
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And then she got pissed,
and I didn't back down.
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Okay, cool. That's all you gotta say.
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She said she deserved it.
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And I wasn't taking "no" for an answer,
and I don't know.
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Does Frank buy her a lot of shit?
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Maybe you guys just parent differently
now, and I'm out of the loop, maybe.
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What are you talking about?
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Look, I try to establish and set rules
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by fostering an independence
to help her develop self-control.
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- Cool.
- Not unlike the way I run my business.
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Mm-hmm. She's seven, Richard.
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You know what, Tiff, I'm sorry.
I gotta take this. I'll call you back.
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Fuck.
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Anybody know where the...
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♪ I'm getting in tune
To the straight and narrow ♪
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- [tub rattles]
- [mutters]
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♪ Getting in tune
To the straight and narrow ♪
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How about you stare at it for
one more minute and then we throw it away?
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Throw it away now. I'm good.
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Gladly.
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- Yo.
- Yo.
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You good?
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You ever feel like you're stuck in
the same day, like, over and over again?
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Like Groundhog Day?
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Yeah, like you can't get to tomorrow.
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I have before.
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Yeah, what'd you do? Like, how'd you...
how'd you fix it?
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Well, started working here.
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I tried that.
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[Ebraheim] Excellent.
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Ma'am.
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- Sir.
- What's going on out here?
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Creating opportunity.
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All right. A new system?
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For me, yes.
And setting up new delivery app.
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And trying to keep the window
as busy as possible.
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No problem there. The review loved
your sandwiches. Nice work.
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They liked other things too.
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Yeah, maybe.
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[line ringing]
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♪ I'm just bangin' on my old piano ♪
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♪ I'm getting in tune
To the straight and narrow ♪
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♪ I'm getting in tune
To the straight and narrow ♪
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[phone beeps]
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{\an8}♪ I'm getting in tune ♪
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{\an8}♪ To the straight and narrow ♪
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♪ I'm getting in tune
To the straight and narrow ♪
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[Tina] I gotta get faster.
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The review said the pasta was late.
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All three visits.
I've been fucking up, man.
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Well, we're in a new system.
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They should have reviewed in a few weeks.
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I feel like the only way I can look at it
is like, I gotta get my head in the game.
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I gotta focus.
I gotta get faster, you know?
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Take some of the positive,
take some of the negative.
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Head down, good work. That's my system.
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- Good system, sir.
- [laughs]
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System, baby.
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Yeah.
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- Morning, sports fans.
- Hi.
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- Hi, Mr. Kalinowski. Computer.
- Hi, honey.
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- Hey, Syd.
- There's something we want to show you.
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- Tremendous.
- Computer, display.
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- Outlet?
- Uh, yeah. Right there.
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- [phone buzzing]
- Sorry, Nat keeps calling.
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Yo, yeah. I think I know what this is
about. I've got Unc and Computer here.
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So I'm gonna put you on speaker.
Is that all right? Okay, one sec.
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- Hi, Sug.
- Hi.
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- [Sydney] Hi.
- [Cicero] My sweet darlin'.
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I can probably guess
what's going on over there.
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00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,570
I don't know if you could. We've got
Computer plugging a clock into the wall.
245
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:11,613
Uh, why?
246
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,989
Why are you plugging a clock
into the wall?
247
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,658
[Computer] Props are proven
to be effective.
248
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,287
Uh, anybody read anything good lately?
249
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,331
Just curious.
250
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,416
Okay, moving on, moving on.
251
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,836
This clock is displaying 1,440 hours.
252
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,463
Anybody know how long that is?
253
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,881
- Three months.
- [all] Two months.
254
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,633
- Fuck me.
- Neph, I don't know what you're worse at,
255
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,009
math or calling people back.
256
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:37,389
Anyway, that clock is telling you
officially how much money we have left.
257
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,558
Okay, but we've got ten months
to pay you back.
258
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,017
- Nine months.
- Nine months.
259
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,144
- Jesus Christ.
- Which leaves a gap of?
260
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,521
[stutters] S...
261
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,274
[all] Seven months.
262
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,234
Okay. So?
263
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,528
Computer, um, say it a different way.
264
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,071
We have an option in the deal.
265
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,784
If the business starts to bleed profusely,
we're allowed to act.
266
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,911
Act? So what does that mean?
267
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,123
It's just a tourniquet, buddy.
When that clock shows zero,
268
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,168
this restaurant needs
to, uh, cease operations.
269
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,141
Really sorry.
270
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,442
- Sydney.
- Okay.
271
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,069
Am I wrong though
in thinking that two months
272
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,071
is actually a pretty good parachute.
273
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:37,324
- Yeah, I agree.
- No, no, you're both right.
274
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,533
Then what's the problem?
275
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,036
[Computer] First off,
it's fine to "okay parachute,"
276
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:44,581
for which we owe a great deal of praise
to the gentleman running The Beef window,
277
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,666
'cause that business
is shockingly rocking.
278
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:50,920
Secondly, this parachute doesn't take
into consideration any repayment of loans,
279
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,922
produce terms, and delivery terms,
280
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,883
- reservation no-shows.
- [Carmy] Mmm.
281
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:59,429
My sampling shows no growth or escalation,
which is the sign of a dead business.
282
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,264
Third, you're talking
about a healthy parachute.
283
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,933
- This is not that.
- What's making our parachute unhealthy?
284
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,226
- [Carmy] Yeah.
- Full of holes.
285
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,603
What kind of holes are we talking about?
286
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,356
Fucking bazooka-sized holes,
courtesy of Chicago fucking Trib.
287
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,565
Well, there were nice words.
288
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,860
Absolutely, but there were also words like
"confusing" and "show-off-y."
289
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,654
- [Computer, Cicero] And "dissonance."
- Mm-hmm.
290
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,281
Tell me, Nicholas, what does that word
mean to you personally?
291
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,949
Harmonically fucked, James.
292
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,118
[Sugar] Computer. What are you telling us?
293
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,578
- Did you read my charts?
- Absolutely not.
294
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,121
I color coded them for you.
295
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:29,751
Well, I tried, and no offense, the colors
were weird and it was depressing.
296
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,670
- [Sugar] Yeah, I read the charts.
- And?
297
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,004
They got depressing.
298
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,925
Right, so, you know,
unless there's a marked difference,
299
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:40,053
like a giant fucking difference, like,
"Holy shit, that changes everything.
300
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,390
That's a gigantic fucking change."
301
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,601
If that doesn't happen, this is this.
302
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,437
Clock runs out, you close a month ago.
303
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,024
- Unc, is this real?
- [Cicero] I'm so sorry, darlin'.
304
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,902
I got to put the restaurant back on
the market. Try and recoup something.
305
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:58,113
[Computer] I like to bring about
the inevitable instantly,
306
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,989
- unlike my partner over here...
- Shut the fuck up.
307
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:02,575
...who would drag the thing along
like a kid's wagon
308
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,661
- that doesn't have its wheels on anymore.
- Shut up!
309
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:05,954
[Richie] Oh, shit.
310
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,038
What's this?
311
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,998
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, Computer. Hey, Unc.
312
00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,834
- [Computer] Greetings, Neil.
- Hi, my love.
313
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,043
- Hey, Nat.
- Hey, Sugar Bear.
314
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,130
- Anybody care to catch these two up?
- We have a two-month parachute.
315
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,715
- Sick.
- No, wrong.
316
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,049
- Why wrong?
- [Sugar] Holes.
317
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,884
- What kind of holes?
- [Sugar] Big ones, honey.
318
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,471
Once the parachute runs out,
they're suggesting...
319
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,390
No, not suggesting. Telling.
320
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:29,728
[stammers, sighs] They're telling us that
we're gonna have to close the restaurant,
321
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,979
because after that point...
322
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,981
- Would be like beating a dead horse.
- [Sugar sighs]
323
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,776
Yeah, like blasting a fucking wet crap all
over it before you throw it off a cliff.
324
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,154
[Computer] Then running it over
with a Panzer tank.
325
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:42,449
Before you set it on fire and
run it through the fucking wood chipper.
326
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,576
And then scraping it up, then drowning it.
327
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,785
- After which...
- I think we get it.
328
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,538
Just, thank you, though.
329
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,626
May I speak for a moment?
330
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:54,545
Please.
331
00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:56,379
[Richie] Um...
332
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,340
All right. Uncle J, Uncle Computer.
333
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,552
Am I correct to assume
that this presentation
334
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,513
has something to do with a little
unsavory article in the paper of record?
335
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,933
- Would be safe to assume that. Yeah.
- [Richie] All right. [clears throat]
336
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,020
This is what I wanna say. This, um...
337
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,229
Just like we practiced.
338
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,815
All right, um...
339
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,984
I read that article very carefully.
340
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,695
Uh, I admit, initially,
I did bristle and dismiss it
341
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:23,448
as the musings
of some "scustumad" millennial jagoff.
342
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,866
No offense.
343
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:30,121
But upon reflection and, uh,
further rereading and a cigarette,
344
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:33,917
I realized that there was a lot of truth
in that article.
345
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,336
Some bullshit but also a lot of truth.
346
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:39,088
Uh, I've been doing
a lot of work on myself. [sighs]
347
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:44,136
I don't think that's a secret.
And, um, it made me realize that I...
348
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,556
I'm dropping the ball. All right?
There's no excuse.
349
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,309
That man came in three times.
I should have known it.
350
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,937
Not 'cause he's a critic.
Because he's a repeat guest.
351
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:57,398
There's no excuse for that.
And I am very, very sorry.
352
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,151
- [Sydney] Richie, stop. Hold on. Stop.
- I appreciate that.
353
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,695
- No. Richie.
- [Carmy] I think I should be the one
354
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,072
that's taking the blame.
355
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,657
Enough of martyr Carmen.
Let me just finish.
356
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,326
- I'm trying to tell you it's my fault.
- But you're not listening to me.
357
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,619
No, you're not listening.
358
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,996
- Okay, bye.
- [Carmy] I'm the one changing the menu.
359
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,164
[Richie] I didn't get to the point...
360
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,834
- I'm telling you I'm doing...
- I hired people to help me.
361
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,586
Stop hiring... fucking hiring people!
362
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,589
Everybody quit. I needed to replace them.
That's science.
363
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,842
- Who quit?
- Eric, Debbie and David.
364
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,261
[Carmy, Sydney] Who the fuck
are Eric, Debbie and David?
365
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,097
Debbie was really nice to me,
and then Eric's kinda whatever.
366
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,808
- But David is the best.
- Fuckin' dissonance, bro.
367
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,269
[Cicero sighs]
368
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,812
[Carmy] Okay.
369
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,481
- What about when we get the star?
- If.
370
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:39,650
If we get the star.
371
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:46,574
[Carmy] Right?
372
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,872
Yeah, as strange as it seems.
373
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:57,417
What, the sound of her laughter
may sing in your dreams?
374
00:22:57,418 --> 00:23:01,380
Oh, Rodgers and Hammerstein. 1958, '58.
375
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,423
Yeah, '58.
376
00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,508
I'm serious.
377
00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:10,055
Carmen, this has never been more serious.
Okay? Never ever.
378
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,101
We're gonna get the star.
379
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,273
[Computer] Well, you got
that amount of time to get it.
380
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,276
[beeping]
381
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,361
[beeping intensifies]
382
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,447
- Yo, Uncle Computer.
- Yo, Chuck.
383
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,865
I wanna let you know we got a robot.
384
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,034
So nobody freak out
when you see it riding around outside.
385
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,994
- We're listening.
- His name's Chuckie.
386
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,412
[Computer] And what does Chuckie do?
387
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,748
Chuckie delivers.
I got it for free with a delivery app.
388
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,291
- [Sydney] Delivery app?
- Excellent work.
389
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:39,334
- Nice work.
- Carry on.
390
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:40,460
Thank you, Chef.
391
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:45,340
So, just so we're clear, nobody
can spend any more money, right?
392
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:46,758
I'm looking right at you, Richard.
393
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,468
- Chuck's buying droids.
- [Chuckie] It was free.
394
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:52,973
- Fucking gratis.
- Look, I'm not hiring anybody else, okay?
395
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,102
Anybody else? Who'd you hire?
396
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,481
[♪ "Diamond Diary" playing]
397
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:05,444
Nonnegotiables.
398
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,031
So...
399
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,951
what seems to be the biggest issue?
400
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,788
[all arguing]
401
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,960
Whatever this is.
402
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,004
Holes. Like, holes.
403
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,216
Got it. Let's start with signals.
404
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,259
We're gonna communicate
without saying anything.
405
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,594
How do we do that?
406
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,972
If I'm making direct eye contact, and
I make this motion, you come to me.
407
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,058
- How do I know you're looking at me?
- Because he's looking right at you.
408
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,518
- [Garrett] Thank you, Gary.
- Got it.
409
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,769
- Chefs Carmen and Sydney.
- Chef.
410
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,814
Can you devote a daily 20-minute meeting
to discuss menu with all staff?
411
00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,482
[both] Yes, Chef.
412
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:48,195
And then, uh, paupiette of Dover sole
with artichoke and white truffle. Good?
413
00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,535
Um, maybe again. Slower.
414
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,413
[Jessica] Next up is the wine list.
415
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,081
Gary, feeling good about pairings?
416
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,166
[Sweeps] Yes, Chef.
417
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,669
The years are getting tricky.
418
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,671
How are you doing
with what goes with what?
419
00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:09,549
I'm getting better at it.
It's just the class is so technical.
420
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,884
A lot of stuff is just going over my head.
421
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,012
Mmm.
422
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,265
I have a friend I want you to see.
423
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,018
- [email chimes]
- Okay. I got one.
424
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:21,352
Yes, Mr. Kalinowski.
425
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:26,315
What happens if a four-top cancels
day of, like, happened just fucking now?
426
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:28,109
- Shit.
- Fuck.
427
00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:30,486
- It's fine. We're overbooked.
- We don't overbook.
428
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,780
I know. I do.
429
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:35,241
[Jessica] Computer, your chart suggests
midweek we average two no-shows a night,
430
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,744
- so I'm gonna overbook by two tables.
- [Computer] What if everyone shows?
431
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,204
They call that a champagne problem.
432
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:46,503
Go, Chuckie, go.
433
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,214
- What's this?
- Green means we're on time.
434
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,299
Red means we're behind.
435
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:53,677
- [Tina] Green good, red bad.
- [Jessica] You got it.
436
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,639
Okay. [speaking Italian]
437
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,433
[Jessica] We're also
gonna have a timing problem.
438
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:04,897
One's for the night.
One's for the turn. One's for the dish.
439
00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,982
We need each course out
under three minutes.
440
00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:09,442
You're my clock.
441
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,526
What do you say, Chef?
442
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,321
[chuckles] Yes, Chef.
443
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,758
Shit.
444
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,100
- Marcus, you prepped for tonight?
- Almost, Chef.
445
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,271
[Jessica] Sounds like Marcus
needs extra hands at pastry.
446
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,689
- Can somebody back him up?
- I'm there.
447
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:49,774
Thank you, Tina.
448
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,652
Oh, also, somebody stands up,
do not fold the napkin.
449
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,779
Okay? This is not
a passive-aggressive establishment.
450
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,656
That's good.
I hate when people fuck with our shit.
451
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:57,950
Exactly.
452
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,620
Don't slow down. You're almost there.
453
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:12,130
[Computer] That kind of efficiency
doesn't seem cost efficient.
454
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,050
- Oh, we'll spend less and spend better.
- Like it in theory.
455
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:20,513
Richie, motherfucker.
Our flower budget is fucking crazy, okay?
456
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,350
I know, and I apologize, okay?
457
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,853
I blame it on my elegance.
I will happily reduce.
458
00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:30,147
Yeah, okay, but, like, actually reduce.
Like, fucking reduce, reduce.
459
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,150
Natalie, I apologize. You don't need to
raise your fucking voice at me right now.
460
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:35,486
Don't order so many fucking flowers.
461
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,904
[baby cries]
462
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,447
Sorry, baby.
463
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:41,743
- Okay, I won't. I'm sorry. I love you.
- [baby crying through phone]
464
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,703
I love you too.
465
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,830
Wait. Are you mad at me?
466
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,499
Anybody got anything?
467
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,878
That's reassuring. I'm on expo.
468
00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:54,505
Richie, Neil, Gary, Rene, and Garrett,
you're out front.
469
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,924
Everybody else, back here.
470
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,177
Seven hours to service,
two hours to Beef window.
471
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:03,307
- Every second counts. Let's get to work.
- [all] Chef!
472
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,522
You good, Chef?
473
00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,025
Yes, Chef. Thank you.
474
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,785
- Door!
- Doors!
475
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:25,954
- Doors!
- Doors!
476
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,001
- Fire two hazelnuts, two no shellfish.
- Chef!
477
00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,419
- Tina, waiting on two beef.
- Yes, Chef.
478
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,922
[Jessica] We need to walk four cavatelli.
Fire cauliflower.
479
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,548
We need 12 panna cotta all day.
480
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,176
Almost there, Chef. One minute.
481
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:42,261
And that's a paupiette of Dover sole.
482
00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,304
[Jessica] Pick up six canapé.
483
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,973
...which has a beautiful, flaky,
delicate texture.
484
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,392
- [Jessica] Refire cauliflower.
- [Sydney] Yes, Chef. Ready to go.
485
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:49,810
[Rene] That is complemented beautifully
486
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:52,355
by the artichoke soubise
and sunchoke puree below.
487
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:56,692
Fire three sardine. Fire two sardine.
Fire six romanesco, one no egg.
488
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:59,071
Fire six romanesco, two no egg.
489
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,828
[Jessica] How long on six lambs?
Dragging hard.
490
00:29:07,829 --> 00:29:09,997
Fire four lamb chops, two sub veg.
491
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:13,125
- Hands.
- Marcus, need mignardises for B4, B5 now.
492
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,752
[Jessica] Refire tomato broth.
493
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,296
Refire bass.
494
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,840
Tina, waiting on ten cavatelli,
six by four by two.
495
00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,259
- Coming right up, Chef.
- Thank you, Chefs.
496
00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,636
Marcus, what do you have next?
497
00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:27,431
Um, I'm walking two more peach.
Peach cakes.
498
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:28,642
The board is fire.
499
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,853
Walk four cavatelli.
One gluten-free to P3.
500
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,106
Dragging eight cavatelli.
501
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,483
- Syd, can you get eyes on pasta count?
- Yes, Chef.
502
00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:38,985
[Jessica] Waiting on six chocolate tart.
503
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,736
- How long?
- One minute, Chef.
504
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,697
Fire four trout. Dragging six lamb chop.
505
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,824
We've got six more after this
and then we're good.
506
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:47,244
- Heard.
- [Jessica] Order in six, one no shellfish.
507
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,413
- Thank you, Chef.
- Got you.
508
00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:53,457
[Jessica] How long sardines for six?
Pick up six canapé.
509
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,752
- Tina, waiting on two beef.
- [Carmy] Hands, please.
510
00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,592
[clocks ringing]
511
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,971
[clocks ticking]
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