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Are you guys watching a video of Max eating that spicy hot wing? No, because

that video is not funny.

Sure it is. You're all like, oh, my tongue is melting.

Actually, we're watching this viral video of a wimpy survivalist who totally

freaks out over nothing. Yeah. The number one rule to surviving in the wild

is... I want my mummy!

He calls his mom Mommy, Mommy.

What kind of loser can't handle one night in the wild?

It's easy to judge someone from the comfort of your sofa.

Barb, survival is in the Thunderman blood.

Please. Max wouldn't last five minutes in the wilderness without his hair

I don't have to. I'm my own hair dryer.

You're smoking.

Thank you, Chloe.

No, no, no. Your hair is actually smoking.

Make it stop!

Make it stop!

Freeze breath! Freeze breath!

See? Less outdoorsy, more indoorsy. Less camping, more glamping. Yeah, less

tough, more... You could never survive in the wild.

Did you? Did they? About us?

Son, I will handle this.

Did you? Did they? About us?

There's no shame in it. It's just who you guys are.

Oh, okay.

Thundermen, we need to prove them wrong. Tomorrow night, the great outdoors

becomes the great our doors.

I mean, we're going camping.

They're dropping all 12 episodes of the new season of Best Chefs Forever

tonight.

This means the chefs survived the exploding pork roast.

Okay, you and I have to stay up all night and watch the entire season so

nobody spoils it for us at school on Monday.

Girls, I had a totally brills idea.

Mom, thought we talked about you using words like brills.

Sorry, I'm just super jazzed.

Russian McBooger Girls Night.

What?

Tonight? It's finally time to introduce Chloe to all the fun traditions we

McBoogers had down on the family farm.

Hit it, Chloe.

Mom needs some cowbell, baby.

What are we going to do?

If we don't watch every single episode tonight, it'll get spoiled and our lives

will be over.

No. What if I'm going to have to tell Mom we already have plans?

You tell her. No, you tell her. You tell her. Oh, you know, there's nothing I

would want more in this world than one night with my girls.

Or maybe a pig or two.

So... Paquito net.

Check. Sleeping bag. Check.

Proof to the girls that we have survival skills.

Ooh, that's a big...

they say we're not outdoorsy. Yeah, we're outdoors right now.

Help me with my bag, Dad.

Ooh, what is in this thing? Feels like you're carrying a ton of rocks.

I am.

Whoa!

Well, I've managed to pack all my survival looks into only eight bags.

Hold up, Colosso. You're not coming.

A bunny can't survive in nature.

Where do you think bunnies are from?

Sorry,

Colosso, but this trip is for Thunder men only.

You understand, right?

Uh, yeah, totally.

I was joking.

These suitcases are empty.

And those squirrels stole my jerky. My jerky!

Then I saw that scary Sasquatch bathing in the river.

Yes, that was a Sasquatch.

Guess we better tell the girls they were right about us not being able to

survive outdoors.

Dad, we can't tell them that.

We'll never hear the end of it.

Let's just sneak into my lair, hide out, and return in the morning after a night

full of nature.

lie to your mom. Me neither.

We can order pizza. We're in.

Give you a tip, but I'm camping.

Okay, guys, before we eat, we need to cover our tracks and send the girls

that we're in the wild. You can't make me go back there!

Relax. All we have to do is stage a photo of us camping.

Dad, remember that picture I sent you from the Statue of Liberty?

Remember it? I made a T -shirt out of it!

Well, there's something you should know.

aren't at the running of the bull.

Matt, watch out!

As your father, I am very disappointed.

But as a partner in a lie, I say, take us to the forest.

Say survive!

stay watching best chefs forever pin the tail on the alpaca

what's alpaca oh uh it's kind of like a fluffy dog

that sits mom's family raised alpacas on their farm not to brag but we were the

most respected alpaca breeders in the tri -state area were there many alpaca

breeders in the tri -state area

for McBooger Girls only, so get to hopping.

Yeah, totally.

I was just joking. I didn't want to hang out with you guys.

Another colossal joke scores.

I have an idea. Follow my lead.

Hey, Mom, why don't you take the first hay mask?

Well, I did work my buns off setting this thing up. Yeah, you sure did.

cucumber while you listen to the calming sounds of the farm. Oh,

isn't this nice? Just us McBooger gals

bonding. Yep. You said it.

What you watching?

Girl, no phones on the farm. Now, as we used to say back home, I'll pack these

up for later.

B, you keep Farmer Bar busy while I go down to Max's lair and watch Best Chefs

Forever on his computer.

Wait, I don't get to watch Best Chefs Forever?

I'll play what happens.

Fine,

we'll take turns.

This is what it's all about, boys.

Back to basics.

Nice.

Have you ever stopped to think a burp is like a memory of the meal you just ate?

That's pretty deep, Billy.

Alert, alert.

Phoebe Thunderman approaching.

I didn't know the thunder monitor had a baby.

No, it's a mini thunder monitor to alert me every time Phoebe's coming.

It doesn't warn you when we come down here, does it?

Uh...

to be for friendship with a dollop of intrigue and a dash of drama these

girls know a bit about but they also know a thing about cracking a case it's

cooking time they're fighting

Booger Barnyard Band was considered the most respected jug band in the tri

-state area.

Were there many jug bands in the tri -state area?

Nope, just us.

Phoebe's okay. She's been gone a while.

She better be back soon because it's my turn to go to the outhouse.

All right, go ahead. Tell Phoebe to hurry back. She is not going to want to

me jamming out on my spoon.

Hit me with some cowbell, Chloe.

I'm getting cold just watching the chefs locked in that little Tokyo meat

freezer.

Beep, beep.

Get out of here. This is my spot.

I'm in here.

Quick question. Have you ever tasted a glass of goopy dirt juice?

It's your turn to McBooger sit.

But Chef Brielle and Chef Brienne are about to cater a ninja wedding.

Just stay down here and we'll finish the episode together.

Okay. Give me that phone. Hey, they're mine.

Go find Max's. They're probably under his bed.

Ew. Feels like a touch of rotten jack -o' -lantern.

I'm no rat.

We know. You're a bunny.

What is wrong with this guy?

I'm here to help.

Barb's coming down here.

She is?

Yeah, you better hide in the slide so she doesn't find out you aren't camping.

Go now.

That you pretended to go to the outhouse so you could sneak down here and avoid

my girls' night?

Oh, so you're all caught up.

Well, don't worry.

There will never be another McBooger girls' night.

Mom.

Oh, hold on a second. They might come back.

Thanks for having our backs, buddy.

Wait, how'd you know Mom was coming?

Well, because I called her down to get revenge on the girls for not including

in their night.

That's funny.

Wait. We left you out of our night, too.

I know.

Revenge!

Colosso! Let us out of here, you traitor!

You can't yell.

You have to sweet -talk him.

Hey, Colosso!

Let us out, you fashionable traitor!

You guys are wasting your time. Nobody can hear it. Well, then I'll have to

punch our way out. Dad, no.

I tried to tell you. I sealed this entire place in Thundertanium. There's

literally no way out. What?

Why would you do that?

Well, back in my evil days, I was going to trap you and sell you to dark mayhem.

I don't want to bore you with details.

Girls think we're all camping.

It could be days before anyone finds us.

Well, hey.

Gothel can never just leave us here. I'm sure he feels terrible, and he's going

to let us out any second.

The fighting crime.

Sticking together.

Precious forever.

Precious forever.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, good stuff.

Yeah, I've never seen her do that before.

Whatever you did to Mommy, you better fix it.

Oh, he's right. We were so worried about our show being spoiled, we ended up

spoiling Mom's special night.

Let's get out there, apologize, and give her a big hug.

We are going to give her the best girls night in the history of the McBoogers.

Boy, that is an unfortunate last name.

I'm so cold and hungry.

What was that?

My stomach. I said I was hungry.

Girls were right. We're no better than that whiny survivalist.

You're right.

But maybe that's a good thing.

What do you mean?

I mean...

All the best stuff is inside, like the couch and the TV.

And the refrigerator.

And the Grand Canyon.

No, but I like your passion.

My point is, we should be proud of who we are.

We're not outdoorsmen.

We're indoorsmen. Yeah!

And we will survive this slide.

Yeah! Because it's indoors.

Yeah! How does anyone else plan to get us out of here? No!

I already told you, McBooger night's a McBot.

You sure about that?

Howdy -do!

What's going on?

We behaved like a couple of cow patties, so we're giving you the McBooger girl's

night of your dream.

A real alpaca?

Girls, you don't have to pretend anymore. I know you don't want to do my

night. Just enjoy the jug band sound.

No jugging if you don't have five. No, there ain't no jugging. Oh, she works so

hard with her family and her life. Make a big, big, big family and her life.

Life has nothing to it.

I don't think she liked the song.

Girls, is this a wild alpaca?

Uh, we don't know. Colosso helped us find it.

Oh, yeah. This baby's wild, all right.

And that's what you get for leaving me out of girls.

They taught it at the high school.

Okay.

She wants to hear an apology from all of us.

Are you sure? Just do it.

Sorry, we never should have put our show above your girls' night. We know how

important they are to you.

Well, it's not the activities I look forward to. I'd be happy doing anything

long as I'm doing it with my girls.

Best McFlutter night ever!

You know, after you clean up this mess, I think I know a way we can spend the

next 12 hours together.

Can't believe she gave her the last piece of wedding sushi even though she

it had the antidote.

That's what best chefs forever do for each other.

That was the worst show I've ever seen.

But I loved hanging out with you guys.

Hey, didn't boys used to live here?

Yeah, they aren't home yet. I guess they actually made it through the night. You

know, we were awfully hard on them. Maybe they are survivors after all.

Think again!

Ouch! The thunder monitor!

I met your baby.

Wait, you guys were in the slide all night?

Correction. We were surviving in the slide all night.

Because we're Thundermen.

Thundermen!

Thundermen! Thundermen!

We were attacked by a wild alpaca in our own home and that's still the weirdest

thing we've seen.

lesson for leaving me out of your plans.

We did, buddy.

And I know exactly how to make it feel like you were part of all of our nights.

Very funny, Max!

Ha ha ha!

Joke's over!

Is the alpaca in here?

Take it easy, buddy!