All language subtitles for The Thundermans s04e18 Cant Hardly Date

Phoebe, did you get the message? Yeah, I
got the message.

Teammate celebrates a handshake? Uh, you
know it.

Still not done.

Barb,

Max and Phoebe are getting along.

I know, I'm scared.

Okay, guys, remember when Phoebe and I
saved everyone at the prom from dark

mayhem? Yes, because we were also there
saving everyone at the prom from dark

mayhem.

Quiet heroes are talking.

So the school board is honoring us with
this huge painting of our awesome

victory on the gym wall. And the best
artist in the school, Smith, is working

it. And when she's done, blam!

Future generations will be able to enjoy
my lady amazers.

Woo -hoo!

Congrats, kids! Oh, honey, see how our
babies are getting their first superhero

monument. Your historic deed will live
on forever.

One day, my grandkids will look at that
mural and think, Grandma Phoebe has a

super handsome brother.

They do not sound like that. Yeah, they
do.

Well, at least my grandkids won't have a
weird bunny uncle.

Colosso's great with kids.

Seriously? That's what you're going for?
Yes. He's not funny. He's good.

They're fighting again. Everything is
back to normal.

Salutations, family.

Ooh, breakfast.

Oh, no, pancake protection.

You win this time, short stack.

Not mine.

Morning.

Dab. Are you still doing that? Short
answer, dab.

Long answer, dab.

Stop doing that. I feel like every time
we try to hang out lately, all you do

is... Dab, dab, dab.

Are you even listening to me?

Cool. Pancakes.

Dab.

Hot maple syrup.

Dab.

Fork. Dab.

Dab, dab, dab, dab.

So that was awful, right?

Nora, it's just a dance fad. He'll grow
out of it. Remember, most of freshman

year, Phoebe couldn't stop doing the
stanky leg.

Oh, I remember that dance.

Get a whiff of this.

Seriously,

if he does it again, I'll have to give
him good old -fashioned laser therapy.

Nora, laser therapy is for warts and
daddy's back hair. Now, leave Billy

and finish your breakfast.

water polo.

Max, look. There's Smith. She must be
done with the mural.

That's class.

You're all losers.

Get out.

I really want a peek at that painting,
but I know what you're going to say.

wrong, and we should wait for the
unveiling.

Max, stop blabbing and get over here.

All right. Without further ado, I give
you...

Max and Phoebe attacking the prom?

She turned us into monstrous villains.

And she swooshed my hair to the wrong
side.

And we're going to be remembered
forever.

Your grandkids are going to be like,
Max's swoosh is wrong. You guys were

heroes. They do not sound like that.

used to being hated but not me yeah i
need to be remembered as a hero a

chiseled hero maybe smith isn't over
what you guys did to her at prom what

we do to her at prom it was a dark and
stormy night a young girl and her

were lost in the woods and their
breadcrumb trail was nowhere to be found

hamsel and gretel are you sure jerry
right

You two were fighting dark mayhem while
we were all hiding behind you, wondering

how your hair was holding up so well.

Smith was over by the punch bowl. Chill
accent.

It's the end of days!

One of the plasma balls you guys
depleted got an itty -bitty piece of

That museum still smells like burnt hair
and fruit punch.

I know.

Prom's are supposed to be a dream, and
we make... It made her the nightmare. No

wonder she is it out for us.

And I do not want her to hate me, too,
so I am outie like my belly button.

I had no idea.

That Cherry isn't outie? It's actually
more calm than you think.

No, about calm.

Stop pretending you know anything about
Cherry's outie struggle.

We need to apologize to Smith.

No way.

We saved everyone that night. She should
be thanking us, not ruining our legacy.

What does it hurt to just apologize?

Sorry? But Max Vonderman never said
sorry.

You literally just said sorry twice.

I have my pride, Phoebe. I will not
apologize.

But I will tattle.

Principal Bradford, I have something to
tell you.

Spit it out, Mac. I have to get to a
meeting with some angry moms.

Angry single moms.

Ew.

Look, Bradford. The girl you got to
paint our mural is making us look like

monsters. Really?

Yes, which is why you have to make her
fix it.

Which is why this is awesome.

Because of the school board, that
thing's going to be on the wall forever.

Hot diggity dog.

Ouch.

What do we ever do to him?

Oh, trip him down the stairs, beam him
in wrestling, hot sauce fountain. Okay.

Focus on what we did to Smith. We need
to apologize and show her we're not the

horrible people she thinks we are.

Oh, uh, we should invite her to dinner
at Spotburger.

I am not buying her dinner.

Come on, we'll say we're sorry and
she'll change the mural.

Not interested.

I'm paying. I'm in.

Thanks for making this movie to help
Billy stop dabbing. I still think plan A

was better.

a movie for my online film class. You
take online film classes? I thought you

were an evil bunny.

I can be two things.

Now bring Billy down so I can set his
happiness on fire.

Billy!

Dab, dab, dab.

We must destroy him.

What's up, Gus?

Uh, Dr. Colosso and I found this video
that I really think you should watch.

Is it the one with the shark trying to
eat the submarine?

Come on, shark, it's a submarine.

This video's about dabbing.

Cool. A video about dabbing? Dab.

Random bear trap?

Dab.

Just watch the video.

Showtime.

Guten Tag und Willkommen.

Trust me when I tell you that dabbing is
dangerous.

Just look what dabbing did to these poor
kids.

And if that's not enough, listen to this
sad story.

I loved dabbing. I dabbed everywhere.

Schools, weddings, dog shows.

I didn't care.

Then my sister stopped talking to me.

If I could take back all those dabs,
just to get her to hang out with me

I would.

Remember, kids, don't dab.

Or you'll just be dabbing to tears from
your eyes.

again no you won't no you won't

so

man that's a cool name to the first name
last name nickname yeah

well thanks for coming you know we
always see you around the halls and

it's nice to just hang out and talk one
-on -one on one anyway um i brought you

a little something

Whoa. These brushes are really
expensive.

Real Canadian squirrel hair.

Spending three months allowance on
someone I barely know is what I do.

That's weirdly nice.

Oh, and a little birdie told me your
fave shake is Choco Strawberry.

It is? It's brown and swirly like my
eyes. Try not to get lost in them.

no way back.

You guys are being really nice to me,
but I have to ask.

Are you just pretending to like me
because I'm painting the mural?

What? Are you painting that thing I just
forgot?

Double toast.

Um, no, actually, we just found out what
happened to you at the prom, and it was

not cool.

Not cool?

A demon threw fire at me.

I've been waiting all year for Jimmy to
ask me out.

It was supposed to be my first dance,
not my first dance with death.

When I was a superhero, I always tried
to do the right thing, but from time to

time, good people got hurt in the
process.

You know, sometimes you gotta break a
few eggs to save a prom.

Eggs make me throw up. Okay.

The point is, I'm sorry.

We're sorry.

Yeah.

We're very spary and we apologize.

That's the best you're gonna get.

I used to think you were both horrible
people, but...

I guess I was wrong about you.

Don't feel bad. Just go back and change
the painting so we don't look like palm

goblins. You did see my murals.

Matt, did you look at the murals?

Okay, fine, we did look at it. But in
our defense, you totally caught us and

we're frightened.

You are horrible.

You're liars, connivers, and straight
-up toilet people.

Matt, I know we went about this. the
wrong way but please give us one more

chance to fix everything you can't fix
this that plasma ball turns me into a

human tumbleweed that is really it's
always like that

i don't want to touch it there has to be
something

we can do here please don't let that
awful mural haunt us till the end of

okay i'll change my mural you will
Great. On one condition.

Oh, too soon.

You have to suffer the same pain and
humiliation that I did.

Don't worry.

I get her lost in my eyes.

It's not working. We're in trouble,
Phoebe.

I wonder what Smith got planned for us.

Maybe she'll show us mercy after I give
her this gift basket of all -natural

conditioners.

Good idea.

Hey, wait, that is my healthy hair
basket.

She needs it more than you.

Hopefully it'll only be a few minutes of
humiliation and then she'll repaint us

to look like the heroes we are.

Maybe she'll feed you candy and cookies
and then try to throw you in her oven.

Again, Cherry, that's Hansel and Gretel.

Are you sure? Cherry, right.

I'll see you guys later.

I got you something.

You have to wear the same dress as
Smith.

Oh, no, the second dress is for you.

You have to wear the same dress as me.

Now go get changed.

You don't want to be late for prom.

Prom?

What prom?

This prom.

I'm sorry, but this is why I never say
I'm sorry. You keep saying it.

is happening right now.

Bailey looks like daddy.

That's right, Chloe.

I'm not dabbing anymore.

I've started a new craze that's even
cooler called dadding.

Dadding? Why? And what? And why?

Hey, big guy, thanks for letting me
borrow your loafers.

Shoo, got it.

Shoo? Great dad joke.

What's funny?

Come on, Billy.

Oh, hey, let's go to Spotburger and make
fun of Mrs. Wong.

Now, Nora, I did not raise you to make
fun of people.

How about we go watch the news together?

If you want, you can dab while you eat.

Nora, I don't do that anymore.

Now, clean up this popcorn.

Pop to it.

Terrible. Let's just get through this or
fix the mural.

The only good part is this dress really
shows off my man still.

because my date never arrived.

How is it our fault that your date
failed?

His car was crushed by Dark Mayhem's
helicopter.

Okay, yeah, that's on us.

What is this?

You call that dancing?

isn't over yet. You're about to
experience the moment that ruined my

Get ready to get wet!

I was on prom committee and I distinctly
do not remember a kiddie pool.

It symbolizes the punch bowl I fell
into.

Symbols. Art.

Open a book!

No. No.

Ooh, a plumbing documentary.

Who let the clock...

Just so you know, if this plan doesn't
get him dabbing again, I'm still keeping

the outfit.

You should let me dress you more often
because normally you look pretty stupid.

Oh, no. Now he's ordering useless
products off the TV.

I'd love to deep -fry a 20 -pound ham.

I'll take two.

Last thing I need is another hank.

Let's bust a move.

Yo, Billy.

Good luck not dabbing.

Dr. Colasso. Muy fuego.

Get up. You're ready to dance.

Fly by the seat of your pants.

Bob your neck.

Bend your elbow.

It's time to dab.

Ready, set, go.

Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab, dab,
dab, dab, dab. I love to dab, but I

can't.

Because I don't want to be like that kid
in your video. He doesn't even talk to

his sister anymore.

Billy, that video you watched, it was
fake.

Dr. Colosso made it.

I knew Dr.

Macaroni looked familiar.

Your German accent's really good, Nora.

Look, you might annoy me from time to
time, but I'll always be your sister.

Thanks, Nora.

Your tenure moment's making me sick.

Are you two ready to suffer the ultimate
humiliation?

No, I'm confused. When do we throw those
water balloons at you?

They're paint balloons and I throw them
at you.

It's like this is your first revenge
prom.

Hold on. How many humiliating things are
we talking about before we're even?

It was a long and terrible night,
Phoebe.

The rain.

The bicycle accident.

The bus ride home when that chicken bit
me.

She's never going to be satisfied no
matter how much we let her humiliate us.

Yeah, and the joke's on her anyway. I'm
loving these shoes. They're oddly

comfortable.

We're doing all this so we'll be
remembered as heroes, but we know we're

We help people every day. What's on that
mural isn't going to change that.

Come on.

Hey, Smith, we're done here.

Yeah, we already apologized, so if
that's not good enough, that's on you.

It's not enough.

I spent six hours filling these balloons
with paint and I'm feeling throwy.

Unless you're cool with everyone seeing
that mural.

We're cool with it. In fact, we're going
to show it to them.

Uh, we are?

Yes, we just agreed on it, but you were
too busy enjoying your lady shoes.

It's just that they look like a dressy
shoe but feel like a sneaker.

Hey, uh, six period gym class.

Time to unveil our mural.

Before we show it to you, Lady Amazers
activate.

Just help me pull this.

Sweet revenge!

They're not laughing. I think they think
it's kind of cool.

I was so worried about my legacy that I
didn't notice this. I think it's kind of

epic.

Yeah, I mean, I could use hands like
that. Gloss would finally stop asking me

for tummy tickets.

Stop liking it!

I'm sorry, this thing is amazing.

Come on, look at that girl. She's all,
ah, stop praising me. And I'm all, no,

I'm not gonna.

Ah!

Uh, maybe she's still mad for some
reason.

out of balloons.

But how's she doing that?

You

saved

me after everything I did. Yeah, you
were in trouble.

Thank you.

You can thank me by telling me where you
got these shoes.

Consider them yours.

That's your bench prom ever?

Uh, since you're feeling so generous,
think I could get those Canadian scroll

brushes back?

No, sorry.

I'm gonna need them when I redo the
mural.

Aw.

I mean, you could use your old brushes,
but I... Ugh!

Okay, this was fun when you hated each
other, but if you're gonna be all yanky

-nanky -nanky, then I want you to clean
this up!

everybody.