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All right, guys. Thanks for helping me figure out a new superhero catchphrase.

How about, you just got saved. To the max!

Nice! I think it's great.

Oh, you like it?

That's off the list.

There's only one catchphrase in this family, baby.

Saying baby all the time isn't a catchphrase.

Max, stop what you're doing. We're at a Thunder Twin Orange alert.

We're at a taco sauce.

No, that's magenta. We're in the color alert system.

Look, they've ranked all the Z -Force hopefuls.

How are we behind Nightlight? She is useless during the day.

We're in last place because somehow we're the only ones who didn't do a

assignment called the Lil' Z's.

Lil' Z's mentor program?

We're supposed to submit a video of ourselves helping a young soup take

powers to the next level. And the more impressive your Lil' Z, the more points

you get.

How come we didn't know about this until now?

I might know why.

This is an important message for Max and Phoebe Thunderman about the Lil' Z's

program. Hmm.

Sounds important.

On to adventure!

Colossal not cool.

Uh -oh. Time to fly.

Follow, suckers!

We're not letting him leave, are we? No!

Phoebe, we need to get those points to get back in the running for the Z

We only have two days left. Where are we going to find a young soup we can train

and mentor?

You know, there are two talented soups in this house who'd be happy to help

Uh, sorry, guys.

It's called the Lil' Zs, not the Old and Retired Zs.

Pat, they're not talking about themselves.

Actually... You are not talking about yourselves.

We meant Billy and Nora.

We've upped their superhero training, and they are doing great. I'm sure

one of them would love to be your Lil' Z.

As would your mother.

All right, here we go, Barbara.

I'm worried about Mom, but Dad makes a really good point.

Yes, but do we pick Billy or Nora?

No, Nora!

This bucket's attacking me!

So we're going with Nora, right? Definitely Nora.

Look at our sweet little angel playing with her eyes.

Why are your toys so pointy?

Young lady, you promised you'd pick up your toys.

I know, but it's so much easier not to.

Chloe, if you say you're going to do something, you do it. A thunder promise

as strong as Thundertanium.

Okay, I'll clean up.

Oh,

now, that sounds like...

be crazy.

No, I'm on an invisible skateboard.

Blobby, do the same, do the same. Oh, Chloe, he's probably tired.

So listen, I'm here because my scientist at Blobco started a fashion

division. Oh, you're making clothes now?

Is there a family discount?

No.

Anyway, I want Thunderman to be the face of our new fall line.

Robin, I mean, I'm flattered, but, you know, I'm retired as a superhero.

Oh, but you've been the face of so many products.

That is true.

Hello, I'm Thunderman. You know, after saving the town from villains, I like to

save my face from Razorburn with Thunderman's After Save Lotion.

The burn means it's working.

Thunderman's After Save...

You can sell anything.

Well, I am pretty amazing.

Then you'll promise you'll help me?

I promise.

Where do I sign? Right here, on this invisible contract.

Kidding. There's no such thing as invisible paper.

Yet.

Hey, Nora. Can we talk to you over here for a sec?

Thanks. I'm tired of pretending to rake.

Congratulations. We're picking you to be our little Z.

Is that like a rap name? Because I was thinking Nor the Destroyer.

No. As our little Z, we're going to train you and help take your powers to

next level.

Whoa, that'd be amazing.

You can help me perfect my laser loop so I'll be ready to protect my own city

someday.

Cool.

I hope Billy's not going to be disappointed when he finds out about all

Eh, Billy's used to being disappointed.

Just give him a cracker and he'll be fine. See?

I should be upset that Nora's not helping me rake, but, man, these

good.

No wonder we're always out of crackers.

Um, Nora, why don't you go wait inside for us?

Okay.

Billy, we need to talk.

Cool. Just let me finish getting rid of these leaves first.

Did Billy just do something cool? I think he did.

Uh, Billy, have you ever thought about doing that with both arms? You mean like

this?

So we're going Billy, right? Definitely Billy.

A picture -perfect family is what we try to be. Look closer, you might see the

crazy things we do.

This is a make -believe. It's our reality.

Just your average family.

Try to be normal and stay out of trouble.

Live in a double life.

Sorry, guys. I didn't realize how powerful my armadillos were.

Powerful and amazing.

How would you like to be our little...

Billy, could you give us a sec?

Just knock when you're done.

Max, what are you doing? We already told Nora she was on a little date. Billy's

powers are cooler than Nora's. If we work with him, we'll get a ton of Z

points. And I want to be on that Z -Force meeting. I know, me too.

Plus, I guess we could, you know, probably teach him a lot.

Sure. He could teach us, too. Yeah.

He's a whiz with that bucket.

Swish, I think.

Take your powers to the next level.

Well, my bucket powers are already great.

You saw that swish I think I made?

No, Billy, you're arm -nados, as our little Z will train you to help make

more... arm -nado -y?

Sure, why not?

Wow. If you're training, I could become the greatest hero in the family.

Sure, why not?

I'm in. I can't wait to tell Nora the good news. Whoa! Not so fast.

There's no time for that. Training starts now.

Why don't you take a couple laps around the world to warm up? All right. See you

in a minute. Um, uh, you know what, actually, just keep running till we text

you.

All right, I'm good at these things, so let me do the talking.

Uh, Nora, we have something to tell you. Look, I made a bow with a little Z on

it because I'm so excited.

Oh, well, in that case, Max has something to tell you.

You're so weak.

Nora, how can I put this...

Delicately.

We don't want you as a little V.

You don't?

Look at her sad little face.

Her lip's quivering, but I'm staying strong.

Now there's a laser tear.

Nora, you do let me finish.

We don't want you as our little Z.

We need you as our little Z. Really?

Yeah, really?

Absolutely.

And her first assignment is to walk the perimeter of Hiddenville and make a

mental map.

Why wouldn't I just use my phone's map?

Oh, because a villain could hack my phone.

Sure, why not?

Max, why didn't you just tell her the truth? You're the one who made me talk.

Lie and deny is the Max Thunderman way.

Yeah, well, not getting lasered in the face is the Phoebe Thunderman way.

Phoebe, by the time she finds out, we'll already be on the Z -Force.

That's a good point.

We'll have a whole team of superheroes to fight her off.

Bobbin, you've been doing a drum roll for 30 minutes. Just show us the

please.

Okay.

From now on, when the world thinks of Hank Thunderman's face, they'll think

of...

Not just underwear.

It's thunderwear.

It makes the everyday person look and feel like a superhero.

Daddy's a butt face.

Robin, my face does not belong on your tidy brighties.

You don't sound as excited as I thought you'd be.

Because you put my cheeks on people's cheeks.

But we ordered two million of these, and operators are standing by.

You're not going to break your promise, are you?

Of course he wouldn't.

I won't break my promise. I'll be your butt face.

Thank goodness, because we're having a Thunderwear launch party later today at

Splatburger, and I need you to wear these.

One size fits all.

That's right. I tested that pair myself.

Whoa,

hey, what happened to you?

the middle of my first little z assignment but i made a wrong turn into

park ah you smell terrible you used to be a man fair enough

hey what gives all right bill you're doing great uh maybe you'll get a little

bit more wind if you try opening your fingers while you do it i don't get it

are they training billy when i'm their little z okay i'm nato's

I can't believe how reckless and destructive that was.

I know.

It was amazing!

But it'll probably be safer if we train him at a different location.

Well, we can take him to the junkyard. Everything there is already broken.

Awesome!

Okay, uh, guess we'll meet you there!

Cool, they made Billy a little Z, too.

Oh, you sad, smelly child.

They chose Billy over you.

What? How could they do this to me?

They said something about impressing the Z -Force with Billy's awesome powers

and you being an overgrown laser pointer.

They said that?

No, I made it a lot meaner.

The point is, he's in, you're out.

We'll see about that. I'll show them my powers are cool.

Whoa, you can't go down there with those useless eyeballs stinking up the place.

You gotta up your game, girlfriend.

And I have just the thing.

You'd really help me?

Yeah, sure.

Right after I finish the dishes.

Okay. All done.

Oh, what's taking Hank so long? We're gonna be late to the launch party.

He insisted on washing your underwear.

Twelve times.

These thundies feel weird. They keep storming my castle gates.

Diaper ash. Been there.

Hank, thunderwear go on the outside, like a super suit.

That's why the slogan says, you look and feel like a superhero.

I wouldn't feel like a superhero.

I'd feel like a weird guy wearing his underwear over his jeans.

I only endorse high -quality products.

Hey, do you like pasta? Then you are going to love my... Microwavable thunder

manicotti. The only meal that fights crime and hunger.

So it's settled. Put these on over your jeans and meet me at Splatburg in an

hour. Darn it. Where's that invisible skateboard?

It's the fifth one I've lost today.

Oh, I'm so happy. The man of thunder is wearing my unders.

Aw.

Hey, I've never seen Blobbing this excited.

Yeah, me either. I'm not doing it.

What? I'm not going to embarrass myself in a restaurant full of people.

You're not going to help Blobby?

Yes, he is, Chloe, because your daddy promised, and a thunder promise is as

strong as Thundertanium.

Unless a giggling rich guy wants to put your face on his underwear.

Found the invisible skateboard.

and I'm ready for you to help me.

Ah, the only thing that can help you is another shower.

You still stink.

You know, I've never laser fried a rabbit before.

Actually, I think I'm the one who stinks.

So I got you a visor to help up your laser game.

Are you talking about these weird sunglasses?

Those were supposed to help me cheat by seeing everybody's cards at the Villain

League poker tournament.

And they didn't work?

They worked too well.

My eyes... My eyesight was so boosted that when someone lit a candle, I

the sun exploded.

So if the visor made your eyesight stronger, it should do the same for my

lasers. Colson, you're a genius.

Evil genius.

Now, aim for the target.

Bumblebee, I'm safe. Jay Zebra, no!

Cool. Max and Phoebe will wish I was their little Z when they see this.

big to control.

Someone could get hurt, Nora.

Nora?

Eh, she'll figure it out.

All right.

The junkyard. Where's Billy?

What's that music?

Guys, check it out.

These mirror balls make me just want to dance.

Time to focus, disco dork.

Guys, should we be worried about that sign?

Beware of guard cat?

There's no such thing as guard cat. If there were, we'd just shoot away. Like

this. Get, get, get.

Cats hate, so do fitters. Get, get, get.

See?

Man, my arms are sore.

Mind if I take a break first?

Yeah, sure. We need you rested so we can get those extra points.

Okay, break's over.

Time to show the Z -Force how we upped your powers.

Amaroy.

So, Billy, I bet if you super speed spin in a circle, you could create your

biggest cyclone yet.

Or puke from being too dizzy.

I'll edit that out.

Just start spinning, Lil' Z.

Okay, I'll give it a try.

amazing, but I think you hit a skunk. Let me see.

That would be me.

You guys sent me on a fake assignment, and I ended up in Skunk Park.

Made that wrong turn, huh?

You smell, and I'm dizzy.

I can explain this.

Phoebe, you're up.

I picked Billy because you think his powers are cooler. But my powers are

too.

Colossal's visor, you shouldn't be wearing that. It's wonky. You're wonky.

watch this.

Uh -oh.

Shut it down, Nora. I'm trying.

Are you guys okay?

Yes, is what I would say if I weren't being trapped by a giant pizza.

I just wanted to show you guys that I could be a great little D.

No need to apologize, Tiger.

That's a weird nickname for her. I go with skunk girl.

No, no, no, no. Tiger!

That cat sign was very misleading.

Don't worry, guys. I got this.

Get, get, get!

You're making him and me much angrier.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Why are your toys everywhere?

You promised you'd pick up your toys.

what you get for breaking your thunder promise in front of Chloe.

I think you know what you need to do.

Eat this expired manicotti?

Sorry about the two -hour drumroll, but I don't think our special guest is gonna

show.

Think again!

Where were you? I forgive you. Strut your stuff!

And now, former superhero...

those underwear.

So fierce, so comfortable.

The breathable cotton allows me to stay super cool when I'm dropping the kids

off at school or showing up at Splatburger to keep my promises.

And with our patented stretch and snap technology, say goodbye to saggy

drawers. Goodbye, saggy drooping drawers.

Isn't he amazing? Just like...

make sense?

It's not the end of the world. At least I didn't put my face on it.

Catch you later, Thunderfam.

I am proud of you, honey.

Oh, well, I don't care how silly I look as long as our little girl learns her

lesson. Goodbye, saggy -duping Joris.

Well, at least she learned a lesson.

You tell him, twirly.

Nora, the visor boosted your lasers, but maybe you could boost them on your own.

Yeah, try closing your eyes to build up the energy. Oh.

We mentored them into saving our lives.

Nora, we're so sorry for not being honest. We should have never put our

assignment ahead of you. I forgive you. Besides, I already rubbed my skunk smell

all over your clothes at home.

Where's my apology?

For what? Making you awesome?

We're sorry for pushing you so hard.

You know, it's too bad you can't both be our Lil' Zs.

Wait.

Max, there are two of us. Maybe we can submit two Lil' Zs. Really? That'd be

great. Let's go.

Wait, we forgot the video.