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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:02,759 All right, Mac. 2 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:04,200 Think we can lift 500 pounds? 3 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:05,440 Let's give it a shot. 4 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:20,940 This is 5 00:00:20,940 --> 00:00:21,940 nothing. 6 00:00:22,740 --> 00:00:23,740 Totally easy. 7 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:26,060 Hey, can we stop now? Yes, please. 8 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,120 See? Told you we could sneak in a little pre -dealer. 9 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:32,959 Feeling the burn? 10 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,940 My eyes burn from your workout stink. 11 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:37,720 That would be you. 12 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:40,180 You're right. 13 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,520 We're crushing it, Max. I really think this whole Z -Force thing is going to 14 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,520 work out. 15 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,079 Get it? 16 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:48,120 Because we're working out? 17 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,040 I'm going to hit you with a dumbbell. 18 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,319 Get it? 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:53,840 Because I'm going to hit you with a dumbbell? All right. 20 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,660 Speaking of dumbbells. 21 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:02,450 Not till 6. 22 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:06,290 I'm no time -o -matician, but I'm pretty sure it's 6 right now. 23 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:07,930 I don't think so, Cherry. 24 00:01:09,030 --> 00:01:10,030 It's 6 .30. 25 00:01:11,950 --> 00:01:12,950 6 .30? 26 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:15,170 Phoebe, how could you let this happen? 27 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:16,530 I'm not your assistant. 28 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,890 Yeah, not with that attitude, you're not. 29 00:01:19,170 --> 00:01:20,170 I have to change. 30 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:22,230 And shower! 31 00:01:31,530 --> 00:01:32,910 us before my thumb falls off. 32 00:01:34,130 --> 00:01:35,230 Billy, this is our chance. 33 00:01:35,550 --> 00:01:37,970 Let's do the Billy and Nora comedy show we've been practicing. 34 00:01:38,290 --> 00:01:40,410 Right now? If I'd known, I would have worn underwear. 35 00:01:40,770 --> 00:01:41,708 No, you wouldn't have. 36 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:42,710 It's true. 37 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,010 Let the show begin. 38 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:48,510 Hey, Nora, let's go downstairs. 39 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:53,450 Why are you taking the stairs? 40 00:01:53,730 --> 00:01:55,490 The elevator's way faster. 41 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,020 about the crap who only thought about himself? 42 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:26,960 Sure did. He was real selfish. 43 00:02:27,420 --> 00:02:28,420 Hey -o! 44 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,460 Hello, Hiddenville. Do you like to laugh? 45 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,759 Who doesn't? 46 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,680 I don't. But if you do, then come on down to Splatterday Night Live. 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,100 Why would we do that when we have comedy right here in our own home? Every 48 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:47,080 performer gets free burgers for their table. 49 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,520 Kids, you're performing. Barb, bust up my burger bib. 50 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,280 Perform in a crowded restaurant? 51 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,020 We can't do that. Too late. The bid is on. 52 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,840 We're not going to push the kids, especially if they've got stage fright. 53 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,600 We don't have stage fright. Right, Billy? 54 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,500 Of course we don't. 55 00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:07,380 I'm definitely not afraid of looking ridiculous like Dad in his weird neck 56 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:08,380 diaper. 57 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:13,140 There's nothing weird about a grown man protecting his clothes. 58 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,100 We're going to do great. We just need to go practice. 59 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:20,880 But what if we get up there and everyone laughs at us? That's what we want. 60 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:26,030 Let's not forget about that. 61 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:28,710 They better not ruin this for us. 62 00:03:29,030 --> 00:03:30,570 The baby's on, baby. 63 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:35,370 Guys, guys, guys. I'm sorry I'm late. 64 00:03:36,510 --> 00:03:38,050 Late? You missed the whole show. 65 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:40,810 This is totally not sweet, just bro -tiff. 66 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,230 Wolfgang had to sing in your place. 67 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,750 Wolfgang. 68 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:51,010 Wolfgang. 69 00:03:51,930 --> 00:03:53,790 He looks serious. 70 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,150 Yeah, I am. 71 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:56,670 Let's go listen in. 72 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,250 Look, guys, I can explain. 73 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,750 It was all Phoebe's fault. 74 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:08,530 Yeah, she hogged the bathroom for hours, plucking her face or curling her 75 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:09,950 forehead or whatever girls do in there. 76 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:13,670 I thought your forehead looked extra curly. Can you do mine? 77 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:16,329 No, Terry, that didn't happen. 78 00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:20,149 I talked Max into a C -Force training session, but he can't tell the band 79 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:22,790 Phoebe's flawless beauty has nothing to do with this. 80 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,240 You missed a bunch of shows. My grandpa has been to more gigs than you. 81 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:29,900 You ruined everything, Max Sonneman! 82 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,540 Yeah, like yesterday. We were supposed to work on band names, but you were at 83 00:04:37,540 --> 00:04:39,980 the hospital because Phoebe got her head stuck in a mayonnaise jar. 84 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,040 You too? 85 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:46,940 Look, you're right, guys. I'm really, really sorry. 86 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,060 I'm just too upset to talk about it right now. 87 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,960 You're going to cry, and I'm going to cry. 88 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:55,840 I'm going to cry. 89 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,860 His friends seem really upset. 90 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:04,200 Not as upset as Grandpa Giddy. 91 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,240 You're the worst, Max Thunerman! 92 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,520 Maybe I've been pushing Max too hard with all this training. 93 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,400 What if they kick him out of the band because of me? 94 00:05:12,940 --> 00:05:14,420 He won't want to be my Z -Force partner. 95 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,720 They never kick Max out of the band. 96 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,000 So it's decided. We're kicking Max out of the band. 97 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,120 Oh, is this mic still on? 98 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,320 Nope, didn't hear a thing. 99 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,220 Hey, Gideon, remember when you took Phoebe to the heart tree? Okay, turn it 100 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:22,750 Don't worry, Cherry. Max isn't getting kicked out of the band because I came up 101 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,190 with a plan. Oh, I love a good Phoebe plan. 102 00:06:25,410 --> 00:06:28,990 I also love a bad Phoebe plan. I just love all the Phoebe plans. 103 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:32,970 Here comes our little rocker now. 104 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:36,070 Okay, Phoebe, what's the big emergency? 105 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,650 You're the big emergency, but luckily Dr. 106 00:06:38,990 --> 00:06:41,330 Phoebe's got 20 cc's of help coming your way. 107 00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:44,870 Hey, why's my band here? 108 00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:47,590 Hey, Max, listen, man, we need... 109 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:53,010 talk. What a great talk. Now that that's over, um, Mac has some things he really 110 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,590 wants to show you guys. I do? 111 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:59,350 Yeah. Remember, you felt terrible about bailing on the band, and you wanted to 112 00:06:59,350 --> 00:07:03,230 surprise them with this. 113 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,870 A new rehearsal space! 114 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:09,550 Oh, sweetest! 115 00:07:09,810 --> 00:07:11,330 There are no words. 116 00:07:11,550 --> 00:07:12,550 Oh, Skye. 117 00:07:12,590 --> 00:07:13,650 You found a word. 118 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:18,530 Wow. This is so nice of me. 119 00:07:19,030 --> 00:07:21,830 You must really love your band. 120 00:07:22,470 --> 00:07:23,470 Thanks, Max. 121 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:26,430 You know, we were really starting to think this was the fall of the Broman 122 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:27,430 Empire. 123 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:31,730 Yeah, I promised my grandpa we were going to kick you out of the band, but 124 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:32,730 changes everything. 125 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,490 I still don't like you, Max Thunder Man! 126 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:44,910 All right, Billy, let's see if we have all of our props for tonight's show. 127 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:47,130 String cheese. 128 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,539 Oh, you two. 129 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:58,020 The sooner I hear your bad jokes, the sooner I can hit you with my tomato 130 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,020 cannon. 131 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,880 Whatever. We're going to be great because we have a rubber chicken. 132 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Where's the rubber chicken? 133 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,080 It must be lost. 134 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:09,340 Guess we have to cancel the show. 135 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:13,860 But we could use a real chicken. Dad always has one in his secret meat 136 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,840 I see two chickens right here. 137 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,420 You and the one you're hiding behind your back. 138 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:23,930 You caught me, Colosso. 139 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:25,310 Don't tell Nora. 140 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:29,550 Billy, let's have a chat over here. In front of my tomato cannon. 141 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:32,030 I don't see how that could go wrong. 142 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:36,530 You clearly don't want to go on stage at Splatburger. 143 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:40,470 No, I do want to go on stage. But just thinking about it makes me want to super 144 00:08:40,470 --> 00:08:41,470 speed vomit. 145 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,090 You do not want to see that. 146 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:46,930 Is it weird that I do? 147 00:08:48,990 --> 00:08:49,990 Eh, never mind. 148 00:08:50,090 --> 00:08:51,910 Tell me more about your stage fright. 149 00:08:52,440 --> 00:08:55,820 I don't want to let Nora down, but performing in front of all those people 150 00:08:55,820 --> 00:08:57,500 staring at me sounds terrifying. 151 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,080 I feel the same way every time I have to go to the bathroom in front of you 152 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:03,080 people. 153 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,720 But you go to the bathroom in front of us all the time. 154 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,320 Not as much as I'd like to. 155 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,880 What should I do? 156 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,080 Well, you got two choices. 157 00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:17,640 A, you tell Nora that you're a big old scaredy baby. 158 00:09:18,020 --> 00:09:20,480 No, I can't do that. I'm her hero. 159 00:09:21,340 --> 00:09:23,820 Okay. That's definitely not true. 160 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,080 So, we'll go with B. 161 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:30,640 Sabotage the act so you don't have to go up there on stage. 162 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:34,140 How? I'll tell you. But first... 163 00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:39,620 Now you're afraid of tomatoes. 164 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,240 Who are you? 165 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,150 That's a Phoebe plan coming together. 166 00:09:55,370 --> 00:09:57,830 Oh, I love it when a Phoebe plan comes together. 167 00:09:58,090 --> 00:10:00,550 I also love it when a Phoebe plan doesn't come together. 168 00:10:02,150 --> 00:10:04,210 I just love all Phoebe plans. 169 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:07,270 Phoebe, need to talk. 170 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:09,790 Jerry, you can stay, but don't. 171 00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:14,190 I'm no word -o -matician, but I think you want me to leave. 172 00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:18,350 You? You? 173 00:10:18,670 --> 00:10:20,450 You? Yes, me. 174 00:10:23,530 --> 00:10:24,489 What did you do? 175 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:28,390 I kept your friends from kicking you out of the band. But that is exactly what I 176 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:32,090 wanted them to do. I've been working on this for months, and you ruined 177 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,090 everything. 178 00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:36,570 Yeah, right. What kind of psycho tries to get themselves kicked out of their 179 00:10:36,570 --> 00:10:37,590 band? Oh, you. 180 00:10:45,650 --> 00:10:49,270 Okay, wait. You were slacking off so they would kick you out of the band? Why 181 00:10:49,270 --> 00:10:50,270 would you do that? Why? 182 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:51,790 Just tell me one thing. Why? 183 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,260 Being in a band used to be one of my dreams. 184 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,300 That and finding a way to make cats talk. 185 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:00,860 Really? Cats? 186 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,000 They're so sneaky. 187 00:11:02,460 --> 00:11:03,460 What are they thinking? 188 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,640 Anyway, now Zeke forces my dream. 189 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:13,060 Wait, so the band wanting to kick you out wasn't my fault? Why'd you blame me? 190 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:14,240 No, it was just more fun. 191 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,720 And I couldn't just quit the band. 192 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:18,939 Why not? 193 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:19,940 Well, cuz. 194 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,160 If I tell them I want to quit, they'll never talk to me again. 195 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:24,600 I'll lose my best friends. 196 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:28,200 It's because you quit the band doesn't mean they'll never talk to you again. 197 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,360 yeah? What happened to Cornelius when he left One Direction? 198 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,120 Who? Exactly. 199 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:38,460 But if the band kicks you out, they feel bad, and the friendship lives on. 200 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:43,000 Okay, that can't be how bands work. It is, and you would know that if you were 201 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,000 musical person. 202 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,460 Um, you know I spent last summer at pan flute camp. 203 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,300 I was the only one there. 204 00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:01,380 Do you know how hard it's going to be to get them all mad at me again with this 205 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:02,920 face? Look at this face, baby! 206 00:12:04,860 --> 00:12:06,600 One of your eyebrows is longer than the other. 207 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,360 Quiet! I need to think. 208 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:11,100 Oh, I'll play you some thinking music. 209 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:20,000 Want to know what I'm thinking now? 210 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:22,850 Don't you want to break my pan flute? 211 00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:27,630 Actually, you give me an idea. 212 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:33,050 The band will definitely kick me out if I just book the worst gig ever. I just 213 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:36,350 need to find a place as annoying as your pan flute. 214 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:42,050 Welcome to the Merry Meerkat. 215 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,350 This place isn't annoying, it's adorable. 216 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,130 Come on, kids, follow me! 217 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:52,690 Look at this little angel. 218 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,450 Okay, this might work. 219 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:06,910 Ew, my burger has a bone in it. A free bone. 220 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,140 Put your hand down. 221 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,300 What are you laughing at, neck diaper? 222 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,260 It does look like a diaper. 223 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:44,040 Okay, our first performer tonight is some kind of comedy ghost. 224 00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:45,580 I'm a mime. 225 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,620 Mimes don't talk, dummy. 226 00:13:52,820 --> 00:13:55,460 What was it Colossus said I had to do to Nora? 227 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,920 I told you to sabotage the act. 228 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,220 Thank you, Colosso. 229 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,020 Wait, you're in my head? 230 00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,180 Yep, and there's room to spare. 231 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:06,500 I've been walking around here for hours. 232 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,240 Haven't seen a single thought. 233 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,980 Have you met Major Monkey yet? 234 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,520 You'll know him when you see him. 235 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,840 Focus! Unless you want to perform, you better go rattle Nora's confidence and 236 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,580 keep her off that stage. 237 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:20,900 Got it. 238 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,320 You hear voices too, huh? 239 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:28,830 Because if you don't, then neither do I. 240 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:39,330 Wow. Tough crowd, Nora. Are you sure we should do this? 241 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:40,810 They're supposed to do. 242 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:42,870 He's some sort of comedy ghost. 243 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,430 I said I'm a mime. 244 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,490 Our act is way better. 245 00:14:48,730 --> 00:14:49,730 Up next. 246 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:53,210 Ugh, those thunderbrats, Billy and Nora. 247 00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,860 forced you to come so he could eat free food? 248 00:14:58,140 --> 00:14:59,220 You don't have to answer that. 249 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,200 It's showtime, Billy. 250 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,600 How are you doing tonight, Hiddenville? 251 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,180 Hey, Billy, what do you call a lemon in need? 252 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,720 Well, that's our time. You've been a lovely audience. Bye. 253 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,460 Wow. Well, I guess I better kill some time. 254 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:24,740 So, a family of rats walked into Splatburger. 255 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:37,310 I should have minded my own business, but did I really have to carry all your 256 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,310 band's equipment? 257 00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,730 Not all. I carry my pack home. 258 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,050 Good. The band's here. 259 00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,190 They're definitely going to kick me out when they see this place. 260 00:15:48,570 --> 00:15:50,170 Hey, bro, we got you a text. 261 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:54,790 Good. Grab your instruments, because we're the new Meerkat Fun Time Happy 262 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,210 You want us to rock out here? 263 00:15:57,510 --> 00:16:01,970 Whoa, not cool, Max. I would kick you out of my band for this, but also 264 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:02,970 stay friends with you. 265 00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,250 So, are you guys mad? 266 00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:08,590 Yeah, we're mad. 267 00:16:09,650 --> 00:16:11,810 That you didn't come up with this idea sooner. 268 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:15,050 Now they can't tell us we're too old to be here. 269 00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,770 Oh, good. I knew you'd like it. 270 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,310 Come on, let's rock this. Not out of these kids. 271 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,150 Wait, wait, there's something else. 272 00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,550 Where does it end, Max? 273 00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,310 Definitely with friendship. 274 00:16:28,990 --> 00:16:31,950 And this thing might be a deal breaker. 275 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000 We're taking this off. 276 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,960 I just want to snuggle myself. 277 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,920 So soften. 278 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,139 That's it. 279 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:45,960 I'm going to do the worst thing imaginable. 280 00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,500 Hey, guys. 281 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,720 My sister's joining the band. 282 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,280 What? Huh? What? 283 00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:52,580 Yeah, 284 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280 it's cool. 285 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,500 In fact, it's fantastic. 286 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,099 Max, we can't have a sister in the band. 287 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,020 especially one who used to be in love with me. 288 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,599 That could create a huge hole in the brozone lane. 289 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:18,540 Sorry, guys. Either we spend our lives being the world's worst pan flute rock 290 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:22,400 band, or you guys kick me out. 291 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,040 Band puddle. 292 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:27,839 Max, 293 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:31,519 you're out. 294 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:35,340 Of your mind, if you think we... don't love that idea. 295 00:17:37,260 --> 00:17:39,140 Band cuddle! Woo! 296 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:44,800 Come on, Billy. Come out. 297 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,600 Billy's not here. 298 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,920 I'm Belvedere, the talking burger. 299 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,360 Ow! 300 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,900 Billy, just tell me what's going on. 301 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:58,940 Fine. Nora, I know I'm your hero, and you think I have it all together. 302 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,520 You're wearing two different shoes. 303 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:07,640 The truth is... I have stage fright. 304 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:10,500 So that's why you've been acting weird. 305 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,640 Billy, it's perfectly normal to be a little bit scared. 306 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:14,960 It is? 307 00:18:15,580 --> 00:18:17,800 Is it normal that I took a bite out of that plastic burger? 308 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,740 One problem at a time. 309 00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:25,740 For now, let's fix your stage fright. But what about all those people staring 310 00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:26,740 me? 311 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,600 Don't worry. I think I have a way. You won't even know they're there. 312 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,080 You give a... 313 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:38,470 about the jungle cat who won at poker? 314 00:18:38,850 --> 00:18:41,530 Sure did. He was a big cheetah. 315 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,730 What a great night. 316 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:47,470 The kids are hilarious. 317 00:18:47,910 --> 00:18:49,230 And we got free burgers. 318 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:53,190 The burgers are free, but the buns are $20 each. 319 00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,510 Please tell me this is part of the comedy act. 320 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,960 is German for gecko! 321 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,260 And who's that girl who's been blowin' your mind out the pants, boo? 322 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:11,700 Lost a child in the ball pit. Please claim them at the front desk. Thank you. 323 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,080 They should be beyond embarrassed after that gig. 324 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,840 That gig was amazing. 325 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:18,220 Did you see those moms? 326 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,480 And those grandmas. 327 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,240 Phoebe, come here. 328 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:28,219 Now what? 329 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,640 It's like everything I do, they just love me more. Of course they do, Max. 330 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,720 They're your friends. 331 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,780 Nothing you do can kangaroo. 332 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,560 Seriously, just go tell them you don't want to be in the band anymore. 333 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,520 No, you can't make me. 334 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,880 Yes, I can. 335 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,080 Hop to it. 336 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,180 Stop making me hop. 337 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,200 Hey, guys. 338 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,220 I have something to say. 339 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,880 And you might want to sit down to hear this. 340 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,080 I don't think we can in these costumes. 341 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,200 Okay. Look, 342 00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,980 I'm really sorry to say this, but I don't want to be in the band anymore. 343 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:13,610 Well, I've actually been thinking about quitting the band, too. 344 00:21:14,050 --> 00:21:15,029 You have? 345 00:21:15,030 --> 00:21:16,930 Yeah, so I can spend more time with Cherry. 346 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:19,770 I'm hoping some of her smarts will rub off on me. 347 00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,250 I was thinking about quitting, too. 348 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:26,590 Grandpa Giddy and I are shooting our own reality show, Keeping Up with the 349 00:21:26,590 --> 00:21:28,230 Giddies. Coming this fall! 350 00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,730 Hey, so, we're all good with quitting? 351 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,450 Please no quitting! 352 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:37,550 Sounds like Wolfgang's on board, too. 353 00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:42,310 I guess... None of us said anything because we wanted to make sure we stayed 354 00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:43,310 friends. 355 00:21:43,350 --> 00:21:45,270 That means we always will. 356 00:21:46,010 --> 00:21:47,190 Always, Broseph. 25310

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