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All right, Mac.

Think we can lift 500 pounds?

Let's give it a shot.

This is

nothing.

Totally easy.

Hey, can we stop now? Yes, please.

See? Told you we could sneak in a little pre -dealer.

Feeling the burn?

My eyes burn from your workout stink.

That would be you.

You're right.

We're crushing it, Max. I really think this whole Z -Force thing is going to

work out.

Get it?

Because we're working out?

I'm going to hit you with a dumbbell.

Get it?

Because I'm going to hit you with a dumbbell? All right.

Speaking of dumbbells.

Not till 6.

I'm no time -o -matician, but I'm pretty sure it's 6 right now.

I don't think so, Cherry.

It's 6 .30.

6 .30?

Phoebe, how could you let this happen?

I'm not your assistant.

Yeah, not with that attitude, you're not.

I have to change.

And shower!

us before my thumb falls off.

Billy, this is our chance.

Let's do the Billy and Nora comedy show we've been practicing.

Right now? If I'd known, I would have worn underwear.

No, you wouldn't have.

It's true.

Let the show begin.

Hey, Nora, let's go downstairs.

Why are you taking the stairs?

The elevator's way faster.

about the crap who only thought about himself?

Sure did. He was real selfish.

Hey -o!

Hello, Hiddenville. Do you like to laugh?

Who doesn't?

I don't. But if you do, then come on down to Splatterday Night Live.

Why would we do that when we have comedy right here in our own home? Every

performer gets free burgers for their table.

Kids, you're performing. Barb, bust up my burger bib.

Perform in a crowded restaurant?

We can't do that. Too late. The bid is on.

We're not going to push the kids, especially if they've got stage fright.

We don't have stage fright. Right, Billy?

Of course we don't.

I'm definitely not afraid of looking ridiculous like Dad in his weird neck

diaper.

There's nothing weird about a grown man protecting his clothes.

We're going to do great. We just need to go practice.

But what if we get up there and everyone laughs at us? That's what we want.

Let's not forget about that.

They better not ruin this for us.

The baby's on, baby.

Guys, guys, guys. I'm sorry I'm late.

Late? You missed the whole show.

This is totally not sweet, just bro -tiff.

Wolfgang had to sing in your place.

Wolfgang.

Wolfgang.

He looks serious.

Yeah, I am.

Let's go listen in.

Look, guys, I can explain.

It was all Phoebe's fault.

Yeah, she hogged the bathroom for hours, plucking her face or curling her

forehead or whatever girls do in there.

I thought your forehead looked extra curly. Can you do mine?

No, Terry, that didn't happen.

I talked Max into a C -Force training session, but he can't tell the band

Phoebe's flawless beauty has nothing to do with this.

You missed a bunch of shows. My grandpa has been to more gigs than you.

You ruined everything, Max Sonneman!

Yeah, like yesterday. We were supposed to work on band names, but you were at

the hospital because Phoebe got her head stuck in a mayonnaise jar.

You too?

Look, you're right, guys. I'm really, really sorry.

I'm just too upset to talk about it right now.

You're going to cry, and I'm going to cry.

I'm going to cry.

His friends seem really upset.

Not as upset as Grandpa Giddy.

You're the worst, Max Thunerman!

Maybe I've been pushing Max too hard with all this training.

What if they kick him out of the band because of me?

He won't want to be my Z -Force partner.

They never kick Max out of the band.

So it's decided. We're kicking Max out of the band.

Oh, is this mic still on?

Nope, didn't hear a thing.

Hey, Gideon, remember when you took Phoebe to the heart tree? Okay, turn it

Don't worry, Cherry. Max isn't getting kicked out of the band because I came up

with a plan. Oh, I love a good Phoebe plan.

I also love a bad Phoebe plan. I just love all the Phoebe plans.

Here comes our little rocker now.

Okay, Phoebe, what's the big emergency?

You're the big emergency, but luckily Dr.

Phoebe's got 20 cc's of help coming your way.

Hey, why's my band here?

Hey, Max, listen, man, we need...

talk. What a great talk. Now that that's over, um, Mac has some things he really

wants to show you guys. I do?

Yeah. Remember, you felt terrible about bailing on the band, and you wanted to

surprise them with this.

A new rehearsal space!

Oh, sweetest!

There are no words.

Oh, Skye.

You found a word.

Wow. This is so nice of me.

You must really love your band.

Thanks, Max.

You know, we were really starting to think this was the fall of the Broman

Empire.

Yeah, I promised my grandpa we were going to kick you out of the band, but

changes everything.

I still don't like you, Max Thunder Man!

All right, Billy, let's see if we have all of our props for tonight's show.

String cheese.

Oh, you two.

The sooner I hear your bad jokes, the sooner I can hit you with my tomato

cannon.

Whatever. We're going to be great because we have a rubber chicken.

Where's the rubber chicken?

It must be lost.

Guess we have to cancel the show.

But we could use a real chicken. Dad always has one in his secret meat

I see two chickens right here.

You and the one you're hiding behind your back.

You caught me, Colosso.

Don't tell Nora.

Billy, let's have a chat over here. In front of my tomato cannon.

I don't see how that could go wrong.

You clearly don't want to go on stage at Splatburger.

No, I do want to go on stage. But just thinking about it makes me want to super

speed vomit.

You do not want to see that.

Is it weird that I do?

Eh, never mind.

Tell me more about your stage fright.

I don't want to let Nora down, but performing in front of all those people

staring at me sounds terrifying.

I feel the same way every time I have to go to the bathroom in front of you

people.

But you go to the bathroom in front of us all the time.

Not as much as I'd like to.

What should I do?

Well, you got two choices.

A, you tell Nora that you're a big old scaredy baby.

No, I can't do that. I'm her hero.

Okay. That's definitely not true.

So, we'll go with B.

Sabotage the act so you don't have to go up there on stage.

How? I'll tell you. But first...

Now you're afraid of tomatoes.

Who are you?

That's a Phoebe plan coming together.

Oh, I love it when a Phoebe plan comes together.

I also love it when a Phoebe plan doesn't come together.

I just love all Phoebe plans.

Phoebe, need to talk.

Jerry, you can stay, but don't.

I'm no word -o -matician, but I think you want me to leave.

You? You?

You? Yes, me.

What did you do?

I kept your friends from kicking you out of the band. But that is exactly what I

wanted them to do. I've been working on this for months, and you ruined

everything.

Yeah, right. What kind of psycho tries to get themselves kicked out of their

band? Oh, you.

Okay, wait. You were slacking off so they would kick you out of the band? Why

would you do that? Why?

Just tell me one thing. Why?

Being in a band used to be one of my dreams.

That and finding a way to make cats talk.

Really? Cats?

They're so sneaky.

What are they thinking?

Anyway, now Zeke forces my dream.

Wait, so the band wanting to kick you out wasn't my fault? Why'd you blame me?

No, it was just more fun.

And I couldn't just quit the band.

Why not?

Well, cuz.

If I tell them I want to quit, they'll never talk to me again.

I'll lose my best friends.

It's because you quit the band doesn't mean they'll never talk to you again.

yeah? What happened to Cornelius when he left One Direction?

Who? Exactly.

But if the band kicks you out, they feel bad, and the friendship lives on.

Okay, that can't be how bands work. It is, and you would know that if you were

musical person.

Um, you know I spent last summer at pan flute camp.

I was the only one there.

Do you know how hard it's going to be to get them all mad at me again with this

face? Look at this face, baby!

One of your eyebrows is longer than the other.

Quiet! I need to think.

Oh, I'll play you some thinking music.

Want to know what I'm thinking now?

Don't you want to break my pan flute?

Actually, you give me an idea.

The band will definitely kick me out if I just book the worst gig ever. I just

need to find a place as annoying as your pan flute.

Welcome to the Merry Meerkat.

This place isn't annoying, it's adorable.

Come on, kids, follow me!

Look at this little angel.

Okay, this might work.

Ew, my burger has a bone in it. A free bone.

Put your hand down.

What are you laughing at, neck diaper?

It does look like a diaper.

Okay, our first performer tonight is some kind of comedy ghost.

I'm a mime.

Mimes don't talk, dummy.

What was it Colossus said I had to do to Nora?

I told you to sabotage the act.

Thank you, Colosso.

Wait, you're in my head?

Yep, and there's room to spare.

I've been walking around here for hours.

Haven't seen a single thought.

Have you met Major Monkey yet?

You'll know him when you see him.

Focus! Unless you want to perform, you better go rattle Nora's confidence and

keep her off that stage.

Got it.

You hear voices too, huh?

Because if you don't, then neither do I.

Wow. Tough crowd, Nora. Are you sure we should do this?

They're supposed to do.

He's some sort of comedy ghost.

I said I'm a mime.

Our act is way better.

Up next.

Ugh, those thunderbrats, Billy and Nora.

forced you to come so he could eat free food?

You don't have to answer that.

It's showtime, Billy.

How are you doing tonight, Hiddenville?

Hey, Billy, what do you call a lemon in need?

Well, that's our time. You've been a lovely audience. Bye.

Wow. Well, I guess I better kill some time.

So, a family of rats walked into Splatburger.

I should have minded my own business, but did I really have to carry all your

band's equipment?

Not all. I carry my pack home.

Good. The band's here.

They're definitely going to kick me out when they see this place.

Hey, bro, we got you a text.

Good. Grab your instruments, because we're the new Meerkat Fun Time Happy

You want us to rock out here?

Whoa, not cool, Max. I would kick you out of my band for this, but also

stay friends with you.

So, are you guys mad?

Yeah, we're mad.

That you didn't come up with this idea sooner.

Now they can't tell us we're too old to be here.

Oh, good. I knew you'd like it.

Come on, let's rock this. Not out of these kids.

Wait, wait, there's something else.

Where does it end, Max?

Definitely with friendship.

And this thing might be a deal breaker.

We're taking this off.

I just want to snuggle myself.

So soften.

That's it.

I'm going to do the worst thing imaginable.

Hey, guys.

My sister's joining the band.

What? Huh? What?

Yeah,

it's cool.

In fact, it's fantastic.

Max, we can't have a sister in the band.

especially one who used to be in love with me.

That could create a huge hole in the brozone lane.

Sorry, guys. Either we spend our lives being the world's worst pan flute rock

band, or you guys kick me out.

Band puddle.

Max,

you're out.

Of your mind, if you think we... don't love that idea.

Band cuddle! Woo!

Come on, Billy. Come out.

Billy's not here.

I'm Belvedere, the talking burger.

Ow!

Billy, just tell me what's going on.

Fine. Nora, I know I'm your hero, and you think I have it all together.

You're wearing two different shoes.

The truth is... I have stage fright.

So that's why you've been acting weird.

Billy, it's perfectly normal to be a little bit scared.

It is?

Is it normal that I took a bite out of that plastic burger?

One problem at a time.

For now, let's fix your stage fright. But what about all those people staring

me?

Don't worry. I think I have a way. You won't even know they're there.

You give a...

about the jungle cat who won at poker?

Sure did. He was a big cheetah.

What a great night.

The kids are hilarious.

And we got free burgers.

The burgers are free, but the buns are $20 each.

Please tell me this is part of the comedy act.

is German for gecko!

And who's that girl who's been blowin' your mind out the pants, boo?

Lost a child in the ball pit. Please claim them at the front desk. Thank you.

They should be beyond embarrassed after that gig.

That gig was amazing.

Did you see those moms?

And those grandmas.

Phoebe, come here.

Now what?

It's like everything I do, they just love me more. Of course they do, Max.

They're your friends.

Nothing you do can kangaroo.

Seriously, just go tell them you don't want to be in the band anymore.

No, you can't make me.

Yes, I can.

Hop to it.

Stop making me hop.

Hey, guys.

I have something to say.

And you might want to sit down to hear this.

I don't think we can in these costumes.

Okay. Look,

I'm really sorry to say this, but I don't want to be in the band anymore.

Well, I've actually been thinking about quitting the band, too.

You have?

Yeah, so I can spend more time with Cherry.

I'm hoping some of her smarts will rub off on me.

I was thinking about quitting, too.

Grandpa Giddy and I are shooting our own reality show, Keeping Up with the

Giddies. Coming this fall!

Hey, so, we're all good with quitting?

Please no quitting!

Sounds like Wolfgang's on board, too.

I guess... None of us said anything because we wanted to make sure we stayed

friends.

That means we always will.

Always, Broseph.