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Beat it up, Max. We're going to miss Chloe's preschool graduation party.

We're early.

We're two hours late.

Yeah. For me, that's early.

Happy graduation, Chloe.

No.

We missed the whole party.

Remember our graduation party?

Yeah. You filled my pockets with candy and told everyone I was the piñata.

It was a great party.

Gotta figure out where everyone is.

You're right. I do want a snack.

Say that.

You're right. I want a nap, too.

Not a single chip spilled.

There you are.

Glad you finally decided to come home.

The steak turned out amazing.

Awesome. You cooked?

Yeah. I'll just put this delicious steak next to your chips.

is nothing. I once ate a slice of pizza off a bathroom floor.

Look, I'm sorry, but I was busy training for the Z -Force. Yes, but you've

forgotten about the most important force of all, the Wii Force.

That's not a thing.

It used to be.

How long have you been breathing like that?

A while. I'm kind of used to it. Just like being ignored by my best friend.

That sounds awful.

Say, you got any steak sauce?

Shouldn't you call the super vet?

Oh, right, yeah. I'll call them right after I eat.

Thank you.

I'm going to eat this upstairs.

Why isn't anyone getting back to me? Hey, thunder monitor.

Is my family coming home soon?

Yes, and by the way, you missed a great party last night.

Get back in your hole.

It's a lair, and I can go wherever I want.

Not talking to you, Max.

Oh, where have you guys been?

After the party, we took Chloe for a ride on her new bike.

Watch me ride!

I'm not sure she gets it yet.

I can't believe I missed Chloe's party. Tell me every single person that was

there. Jaden, Braden, Aiden, Caden, Sam.

Scabby Sam was here?

Eating my food outside.

This is just so not like me. I never miss anything.

What are those looks for?

It's nothing.

High pitch nothing always means something.

We've just sort of gotten used to you missing out on family time because of

Z -Force training.

Please, name one thing I've missed. The planetarium. The wax museum. My lecture

on scrapbooking.

I wish I missed that one.

Yesterday, you missed an epic family day at Prehistoric Putt. What? You guys

went to Prehistoric Putt without me? Not exactly. Some parents forgot to get

tickets ahead of time.

Hey, it wasn't all bad. Since we couldn't get in, we had a tailgate party

parking lot.

I got hit by a car.

Don't worry. It was parked.

I didn't realize how much family time I've been missing out on. I used to be

queen of family time.

Remember that little crown I made myself?

Yes, honey. We were all at your coronation.

You know what?

Clear your schedules.

In fact... You keep that little crown with you all the time?

Just be glad she didn't bring her scepter. Nope, there it is.

I declare tomorrow evening Phoebe Family Fun Night.

I shall make up for all the time I've missed.

Your queen has spoken.

I'm not coming, queen.

Just eat your steak.

So you might see the crazy things we do.

This is a make -believe. It's our reality.

Just your average family trying to be normal.

Stay out of trouble.

Live in a double life.

Thank you for coming all the way from Metroburg, Dr. Goodsniffer.

Are you sure she's a real super vet? That's what the ad in the bus said.

With your permission, I'm going to examine your soul.

Internally.

And that's my cue to step out.

Ah,

here's the problem. It's your cape.

My cape?

I'm not going to take fashion advice from some crystal -waving weirdo.

Who hurt you?

Here, let me loosen your cape.

Ah.

fixed me.

Wait, so I'm not sick?

No, your body's just bursting with love.

What? You're chubby.

But the good news is you don't have bunny fever.

Bunny fever?

What's that?

Your insides turn to jelly and you need 24 -hour care for the rest of your pain

-filled life.

But you don't have it.

What if I did?

Max would have to take care of me all the time.

Now, I do recommend these organic mints for your butt breath. Get out.

Namaste.

Oh, Max.

Dr. McWeirdo's there.

It's bad, Maxie. Real bad.

I have something called bunny fever.

Really? Oh, man. That sounds serious.

The doctor said it's caused by neglect.

I don't want you to blame yourself.

But it's all your fault.

Oh, Colosso, I'm so sorry.

Is there anything I can do to help?

The super vet said I needed someone to watch over me all the time.

I got you.

You won't have to lift a finger.

Or whatever you call those things in your paws.

There's no telling how much time I have.

Just hold me.

That's a little weird.

You guys ready for Phoebe family fun night?

Oh, I thought you said Phoebe family fun fight.

What? Why would I? Never mind.

Who wants a knuckle sandwich?

I clearly said Phoebe family fun night.

I'll go change.

All right, guys, we are going somewhere awesome.

Feast your eyes on.

Six tickets to mini golf and family fun zone prehistoric pot.

Phoebe, how did you get these tickets? They've been sold out for months.

Let's just say I know a guy.

Are you a guy?

I'm also going to the fifth grade dance on Friday.

Well, I can't wait to go to prehistoric pot.

You know, kids, your dad was an award -winning mini golfer back in his day.

called me hole -in -one. One Hank.

On account of all the hole -in -one.

Isn't that clever?

Can I please leave now? Yeah, let's start family fun night.

All right, all right. But let's call it Phoebe family fun night.

Because that's what the T -shirt says.

You get a shirt.

And you get a shirt. That steak was delicious.

You didn't stick it in your armpit, did you?

Of course not.

Ah, this is what I missed. The old Max and Colasso back and forth.

Hey, you seem like you're feeling much better.

I do?

Because I'm pretty sure my insides are turning to jelly.

What can I do to help?

Well, there is one thing that'll take my mind off the pain.

I wrote this song, and I'd love for you to sing it for me.

Yeah, maybe later, buddy.

There might not be a later.

Okay, fine.

Okay.

Oh, Colosso, your style makes me weak in the knees.

Remember that time that you gave me fleas. I love all the evil things you

do. And at the end of the day, I pick up your poo.

Yeah. Sing out, Maxie.

I ain't gonna kick this habit, cause my best friend, he's a rabbit.

My best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best,

best. Colosso and Max are best friends.

And I pick up his poo.

I hope you enjoyed that, because I'm never singing it again.

I want to get a drink.

Well, hurry up, because when you get back, I need you to do that thing you

about. Oh, man.

Alert, alert.

Dr. Beatrix Goodsniffer calling.

Hey, Doc.

Namaste. I'm calling with the name of a personal trainer.

Oh, don't need one. Surely a vet like you could admire these pythons.

It's not for you.

It's for your chubby bunny.

I'm confused.

Why would Colossus need to work out if he's sick?

He's not sick.

He just has a big belly.

Then why would he tell me he has bunny fever?

I'm no doctor, but my guess is that he's a liar.

Yeah, he is.

Wait, you're not a doctor?

Namaste.

Because after I sink a pod, I like to do a little celebration dance.

Show them, Hank.

Holy one!

Woo!

Save it for the course, baby.

We're being the hottest ticket in town.

This place sure looks empty.

Yeah, you know what? You guys go take a picture with the dinosaur and I'll

figure out what's going on here, right?

Don't have any fun without me.

Just kidding.

Not really.

Dinosaurs are extinct.

I don't care if they stink. I still want to take a picture with them.

Oh, uh, excuse me, sir. Do you work here?

I'm the owner.

Basil Healy Hutchinson of the Wotton Healy Hutchinsons. Oh, uh, I'm Phoebe

Thunderman of the Hiddenville Thundermans. Lovely to meet you.

We're closed.

What? No!

I'm afraid I can't let anyone in. You see, the dinos need a little jiggery

-pokery.

I'm sorry, could you say that one more time in American Teenager?

The dinos are broke, yo.

But do be sure to come again. No, no, no. It has to be tonight. It's Phoebe

Family Fun Night.

Well, in that case, we're still closed.

Three historic pups.

Cheerio.

It's closed?

Are you kidding me?

Lost my Emma.

Did you guys really think I wouldn't come through? I had this park shut down

our special night.

Yay!

Welcome.

for a Phoebe family snack break.

Who wants... a

dino drumstick?

Vending machine meat?

Yes, please.

Oh, no.

A photo booth. Hey, guys, why don't we go make some memories out of the way

where no one can see us?

Just let me finish this drumstick.

Yes, you're done. In the booth.

Come on, come on, come on.

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

Oh, that smells.

Don't get me.

Sorry, I have the tooth.

I knew someone stole my keys.

We have a trespassosaurus.

Yes, you're right, loud security person.

We should sweep the perimeter.

Not our best.

Guys, why don't we finish up Phoebe Family Fun Night, wait for it, at home.

Booyah!

But we're only halfway through the course. Yeah, and your father's on a hot

streak. He's going to be the first person to get a hole -in -one on the

hole. According to the website, if you sink that shot, the dinosaur will spit

out a lifetime family pass.

Whoa.

Fine, but, um, why don't we make it interesting?

Speed golf. We play the rest of the holes as fast as we can. Well,

mini -golf rules clearly stand. You're already losing, Dad.

Mac!

Mac!

What took you so long?

I was upstairs doing some research on bunny fever.

Yeah, it eats away at your memory.

Well,

there's good news. Turns out it's caused by an allergic reaction to tiny

clothes. Tiny clothes?

Yeah, your outfits are making you sick. But all we have to do is destroy your

clothes and you'll be good as new.

Destroy my clothes?

But shouldn't we get a second opinion? We don't have time for that, buddy.

Let's start with your favorite outfit.

I better step it up.

It's for your own good, Dumbledore.

Stop! Stop!

Clothes before bros!

Look, I really don't have bunny fever.

I know.

I spoke to the doctor.

Why would you do that? You made me sing that stupid song.

Stupid? It's already been covered by Ed Sheeran.

Seriously, Colosso, I was worried.

I know.

I just needed a way to hang out with you again.

It was like the old days when we were the Wii Force.

Again, not a thing.

But I'm sorry, you're right. I have been really busy training for the Z -Force,

and I'll try to make more time for you.

Great.

Can I ask one more favor?

Fine, but this is the last time.

Not what I meant, but hey, one down, four to go.

Okay, guys, let's get to the 18th hole before we get caught.

Up in all the prehistoric fun.

There she is, the 18th hole.

All I have to do is hit this ball into its mouth, down the tail, and into the

hole. No one has ever sunk this putt in the history of prehistoric putt. Didn't

this place just open? Shh, let Daddy have his moment.

Yep, but can you have it a little faster?

Fine.

Halfway there.

It's not done yet, guys.

All we have to do is wait for gravity to pull it in, even if it takes all night.

Gravity, you've done it again.

I'm keeping this one. That way I'll always remember Phoebe Family Fun Night.

That's what the t -shirts were for, but whatever.

Look!

It's the hooligans!

You heard him. What are you doing here?

We can explain.

Yeah, I just made a hole in one. That dinosaur is about to spit out a

walker jord my

dino babies have turned against me you guys go i'm gonna go save this funny

talking man i've never seen and or spoken to we're not leaving you we'll

this together i think i can super speed past those flames

Do you think you can make another hole -in -one? I'm on it. Good thing I saw my

last thunder putter.

Hi.

Dad, hurry up!

Right.

You did it! No.

We did it.

Thanks, Dad. Me and my putter. Okay.

Are you okay?

No. No, you scoundrels.

You... Broke into my beloved prehistoric pot and almost fried me like fish and

chips.

Broke in?

Fish and chips.

You. You're the one who made off with my keys.

Well, I'm going to call the police.

Police? Phoebe, what is going on here?

You guys are going to laugh.

When we showed up, this place was...

Closed.

So I borrowed that old man's keys and sort of snuck us in here. So we're

technically trespassing.

Why aren't you guys laughing?

We'll have plenty of time to laugh.

In prison!

Phoebe, why would you do that? Because I just wanted us to all have an amazing

night to make up for everything I've missed out on lately.

No, I just didn't want to disappoint you guys again.

Baby, we haven't been disappointed in you. I mean, not until you started

breaking the law.

You haven't? Of course not.

Sweetie, you've been out saving the world.

Sorry, how's that?

With your good grades and can -do attitude.

We couldn't be more proud of you.

Thanks, Dad.

You're talking to your putter again, aren't you?

No, I'm not.

Yes, I am.

I think it's time for a Phoebe family fun hug.

Moments like this are why I came to the new world to create prehistoric putt.

Wait, does that mean you're not going to call the police?

No, and in return, may I have one of those T -shirts?

Aw, you want to remember it?

I most certainly do.

Phoebe Thunderman is banned for life.