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Hey, guys, I made fresh brownies.

Yay, brownies! All right, Phoebe.

Take back everything I ever said about you, Phoebe.

No brownies.

I take back the take back.

Surprise, you're at a family meeting?

It's a trap!

Nobody leaves. I'm calling this family meeting to order.

Oh, man, she's paying the thing. No, we can't leave.

Okay, guys. Mom and Dad's 20th anniversary is coming up, which means we

decide on a gift. Let's just make them something. They love this piece of

garbage Chloe made for them.

Hey.

I made this vase.

Gift idea. We take your vase outside and smash it.

Don't worry, Max. We will take care of the gift and sign your name to the card

like always.

Oh, thanks.

I take back the take back I took back.

that's original wedding photo framed. Great idea, Nora. Old people love

at themselves when they were young.

You know, actually, I've never really seen their wedding photo.

Maybe they're not really married.

Oh, no. That means we don't exist.

Did I hear something about brownies?

Ah, it's a trap.

Oh,

man. She banged the thing. Now we can't leave.

We were just discussing your anniversary gift. Oh, what brought that up?

Other than the fact it is coming up.

Let's see, first there's spring, then there's summer.

Saturday. Saturday, that's it.

We were wondering if we could see some of your wedding pictures.

We don't really have any.

I knew they weren't married. Are we even your kids?

Don't be ridiculous. Of course we're married. Then what about your wedding?

We don't really like to talk about it. It was 20 years ago in Metroburg.

When I was melting your mom's heart with the wedding vows I wrote.

Barb, you are the lightning to my thunder, the wind beneath my cape, the

my sandwich.

I wrote you this song.

Beautiful Barbara, I really love her, yeah.

I wonder you guys don't like talking about your wedding.

and take Barbara McBooger to be your super wife?

I do.

I don't!

Colosso, why are you here?

Because I swore never to let you have a wedding day after you ruined mine.

You broke into the White House, wedgied the president, and tried to get married

in the Oval Office.

I wanted it to be fancy.

We're not all rich like the McBoogers.

Hurry up and marry us so I don't have to go by that name anymore.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

I love to chat.

Behold, the gadget that turns people into animals.

The people to animals, which are Rudy Ray.

I would just call it the animalizer.

That's dumb.

For this animalizer, I'm going to ruin your wedding.

Oh, relax, everyone.

his inventions never work.

See? Didn't work.

Hank, we're goats.

Congratulations. I did get you a little something.

It's a toaster.

What? I'm not a monster.

Colasso never told me that story.

Hilarious.

Well, you know it is.

Okay, so what happened next?

Well, the Hero League found a way to turn us back.

Although not before I ate my own veil.

And then we hunted down Dr.

Colasso and used his weapon against him, turning him into the rude bunny that

lives in our house for some reason.

He's paying for his crime.

Is he? Because I'm the one who has to scoop up his poop pellets.

fun, but I need to head down to the mall.

I mean, not because I need any last -minute gifts.

I'll go with you, but not because I need to show you exactly what I want.

Guys, I have the best gift idea. You're moving out?

No.

Since Mom and Dad's first wedding got destroyed, let's throw them another one.

Great, as long as it means these meetings can stop.

Fine. We will schedule a meeting to discuss canceling future meetings.

There will be rallies. Really? No.

You should put that on right now.

Special delivery.

Oh.

All right. About time one of these kids got a job.

Oh, Hank, the kids are throwing us a wedding as an anniversary gift.

That's right.

Can I have my brownie now?

Why does she get a real brownie?

Because she doesn't complain about the meetings.

to request your presence at the marriage of Hank and Barb Thunderman this

evening. Yes, that is so sweet. Hey, we want you guys to have the wedding of

your dreams.

It'll be the most romantic event of the century.

Settle down. It's in the driveway by the garbage cans.

No, I can't believe we're having a wedding. I'm going to need a new dress,

tux. Well, not me. I still have my thunder tux from our first wedding.

It will fit me like a glove.

Are you sure?

You haven't tried on that glove in a while.

Please. Well, quit working and I'll get my wedding bod back in no time. So you

can just relax. No, I don't. Oh, right. This is much better than a handbag.

Okay, guys. We've got a lot of work to do. First, we'll need a wedding theme.

One word.

Bows. Better word.

Fire.

Or robots.

Or robots that breathe fire.

It's so awesome that you want to help, and I already have the perfect job for

you. I'll take it, but I need today off.

I have a wedding.

All you need to do is keep Colosso in the lair and make sure he doesn't find

about the wedding.

All right.

You heard her, Billy. You watch Colosso, I take a nap.

That's not what she said. That's what I heard.

over with his tractor, which means... I win again!

How do you win every game of Farmageddon? I'm asleep, and even I know

cheating.

I don't care.

This is the best secret job I've ever had.

Secret? What secret?

Stop talking, Billy. Tell me what's going on, and a million colossal bucks

be yours.

I'll be richer than a McFugger.

Billy, don't. I'm supposed to keep you distracted so you don't ruin Mom and

Dad's second wedding.

Second wedding?

Good job. You just bought yourself a lifetime of Phoebe meetings.

Why are they having another wedding?

I worked so hard to destroy the first one. Yeah, we heard.

By the way, the goats were hilarious.

I don't think they were.

I regret what I did.

You actually feel bad?

Yes.

Now that I've seen the love between your parents, I wish I hadn't ruined their

special day.

Are you crying?

I just wish I could go back and fix my mistake with a year's switcherooty ray.

You mean a time machine?

That's a much better name.

Well, I'm sure the wedding will be great, especially since Phoebe has Max

here. What's that supposed to mean?

You're stuck here guarding a bunny.

Maybe Phoebe's more worried about you ruining the wedding.

Oh, that's ridiculous.

Phoebe's not keeping me down here. I can go up whenever I want.

Wait, are you going up? Because I'm supposed to tell Phoebe.

What? She has you watching me?

No.

She has me watching you. I just said that.

And Phoebe's wrong.

I don't ruin things. I make things awesome.

Yeah, you should get up there and give Hank and Barb the best wedding ever.

Because they deserve happiness.

Yeah. Come on, let's go, Billy.

Uh, I'm reaching out, Max. Call me Billy McBooger.

So you see, Chloe, some people have to do months of exercise to get their

wedding bod, but all Thunderman needs to do is a single push -up.

Ha -ha!

It didn't work.

Huh. That's funny.

It must have made some difference. I bet I can fit into my jacket.

How am I going to get a wedding bod in just a few hours?

What boot camp, baby?

I don't think this is a good idea.

Drop and give me 20.

20? You're lucky I can count higher.

One, two, three.

Well, it's going to be pretty obvious you decorated this.

I can't believe you used all your bows.

Do you think this is all my bows?

Oh, hey, this wedding is going to be... So elegant.

You always ruin everything.

So Colosso was right.

Colosso?

Colosso, wait, if you guys are up here, then who's downstairs watching him?

Don't worry about Colosso. He's happy about the wedding.

You told him about the wedding?

Yeah, he regrets what happened and said Mom and Dad deserve happiness.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes!

I'm here to renew my vows to always destroy Thunderman's wedding!

This is bad.

Colossus on the loose, yo!

Okay,

we're running out of time to find Colossus before the wedding.

Aha! You found him? No, I found the TV remote.

Welcome home, old friend.

Relax, focus. It's going to be your fault if Colossus ruins this wedding

did the last one. No way. Last time, Colossus had the analyzer.

a new security system for the Analyzer. It was last year's anniversary gift from

us. Along with that vase I made them that they will treasure forever.

Okay, good. He hasn't gotten to it.

Not yet.

All right, close the thing back up.

Um... I think I closed it.

Denying you access was also a part of last year's anniversary gift.

Yeah.

We tried.

Now let's thaw this thing out and watch some TV.

But can I say that really quick? Yeah, sure.

if you fit into a tux from 20 years ago, I'd marry you again no matter what you

wear. This is not about your love and support, Barb.

It's a battle between me and that tux and I am gonna win.

Didn't you once lose 10 pounds in sweat battling that supervillain near the

surface of the sun? Oh, it's a great idea!

I'll be back before...

playing hide -and -seek.

Okay, we've officially searched the entire house. It's like Colossal

disappeared. Maybe we should just tell Mom and Dad what happened and cancel the

wedding. No, we're not doing that.

You know, this never would have happened if you'd have just included me.

Max, I didn't include you because you always ruin things.

Okay, yes, I might ruin things, but I always fix them. It's all part of the

Maxifying process.

Okay, fine, fix this and make sure Colossal doesn't destroy this wedding. I

will.

by letting Colosso destroy the wedding.

I guarantee this might work.

This is weird.

The wedding's already started and Colosso still hasn't shown up yet.

Hope he hurries. I want to try that carrot cake you guys got.

We thought you guys bought it.

I don't know who bought it.

I do!

Colosso! That's right!

And now, to turn your parents into...

He'll just let you sign the card for me.

Quiet down, you filthy animals.

We've got a wedding to start.

Here come the dopes. I'll turn them into goats.

Hey, the music started.

Sorry, I had to take a shower after the sun. I got space dust in my crater.

fit in your jacket.

It's the moment of truth.

Thunderducks, you are the last thing standing between me and my wife's love.

I told you I didn't care.

see what surprises the kids have for us.

A petting zoo?

Not quite what I was picturing, but I'll try to keep an open mind.

It wasn't that much of a stretch. You've seen to me dinner.

Chloe, go back inside.

We've got a wedding crasher.

Thanks, Barb.

I now pronounce you Mr.

and Mrs.

Thundergoat.

and you're even more beautiful than you were on our first wedding day.

That was a goat, but thank you.

Your children are still animals.

Right, the kids.

Mom, Dad, we are so sorry. We really wanted you guys to have a nice wedding.

Are you kidding? This is amazing.

And that mashed potato bar is delicious.

This really is the wedding of our dreams.

Well, then, I guess you guys should thank Max.

He's the reason for all this weirdness and destruction.

Yeah. I'm Maxified to wedding!

Well, who's ready to get married? Oh, I am.

But, uh, who's gonna perform the ceremony?

Oops. Looks like we forgot that little detail.

Hey, Adam, I know someone who could do it. Justin Timberlake?

That desperate, eh?

Absolutely not.

I now pronounce you Thunderman and Superwife.

You may not kiss the bride because nobody wants to see that.

Sounds like work. Just hand the card for me.

She's having fun.

We'll tell her later.