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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,500 You know what I'm going to do today? 2 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,740 I said, you know what I'm going to do today? 3 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:08,539 You're going to catch me a thief. 4 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,540 I said, I'm going to catch me a thief. 5 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,360 at stealing me blind. 6 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:27,860 They? 7 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:31,280 They, him, or somebody. 8 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,540 Stealing what, exactly? 9 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,320 Um, money? 10 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,120 Gloves. 11 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,160 Gloves. 12 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:55,220 That doesn't mean I have to put up with the pilferage. 13 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,540 What a nice word. 14 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,520 Pilferage. 15 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:08,440 That implies they're not stealing very many, doesn't it? 16 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:13,840 They steal a box of six here, another dozen pair there, and at the end of the 17 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:14,980 year, you know, that adds up. 18 00:03:16,220 --> 00:03:21,220 And besides, there's the principle of the thing, isn't there? 19 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,240 Exactly. 20 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:25,200 I couldn't have said it better. 21 00:03:31,160 --> 00:03:34,900 How do you plan to catch your thief? 22 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:37,820 Or thief, as the case may be. 23 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,620 I'm going to hire me a private detective. 24 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,260 A real private eye. 25 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:48,820 Just like in the movies. 26 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,300 Yeah. 27 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,140 You do lead an exciting life, Ralph. 28 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:58,840 Yeah. 29 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:01,520 Yeah, I guess I do with that. 30 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,870 Okay, Gladys, let's go. 31 00:05:19,930 --> 00:05:20,930 Well? 32 00:05:21,610 --> 00:05:25,290 Well, give me the bad news first. 33 00:05:25,890 --> 00:05:31,510 Six pairs of the fur -lined suede and 12 pairs of the stretch number three. You 34 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:32,510 know, the racing gloves. 35 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,160 I mean, I lock up this place and I go home and come back here and 96 bucks has 36 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,220 walked right out the door without even waving goodbye. 37 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,980 Plus $46 the week before. 38 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:55,000 Did you get a hold of that private detective, what's his name, Semple? 39 00:05:55,220 --> 00:06:00,080 I insisted that Mr. Semple give me three references and I checked each one out. 40 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,580 From what I could gather, he's about as honest and straightforward as those 41 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:05,780 people ever are. 42 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,340 Yeah, but is he any good? 43 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:08,760 He seems... 44 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,360 He'll be here at 10. 45 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:13,720 How many are out sick today? 46 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:15,280 Oh, just one, but that was expected. 47 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,920 Mr. Cotter came in at 9 .15 and left at 9 .30 to visit some studios. 48 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:24,560 He said he'd be back by noon unless he got tied up for lunch. 49 00:06:24,980 --> 00:06:26,160 Noon? Huh. 50 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:27,939 Noon, huh? 51 00:06:27,940 --> 00:06:31,200 What does Cotter think I'm running around here? Some kind of a message 52 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,920 All right, I got a message for him. When he gets back here, tell him he's fired. 53 00:06:35,420 --> 00:06:37,320 But you fired him twice last month. 54 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,350 Then hired him back at more pay. 55 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,150 Talent. 56 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:44,570 You want to know something? 57 00:06:44,870 --> 00:06:45,950 I hate talent. 58 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:48,230 The best designer in the business. 59 00:06:48,990 --> 00:06:50,550 You still want to fire him? 60 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:54,430 All right, I'll give him one more chance. But that's it. 61 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:58,430 Now look, when this Detective Semple gets here, I want you to bring him right 62 00:06:58,430 --> 00:07:00,550 in. And don't go around introducing him to everybody. 63 00:07:01,470 --> 00:07:03,370 I want this to be an undercover operation. 64 00:07:05,130 --> 00:07:06,130 How exciting. 65 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:10,970 Yeah. I guess maybe it is at that. 66 00:07:28,690 --> 00:07:29,730 I'm Semple. 67 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:32,970 Detective. 68 00:07:34,070 --> 00:07:35,130 Private investigator. 69 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,300 I'm not. 70 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,100 Sit down. 71 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:00,280 You don't look like a detective. 72 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,140 I hope not. 73 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:07,360 Oh, yeah, I get it. If you look like a detective, then it couldn't be very 74 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,360 private, could it? 75 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,460 Nope. 76 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:11,540 What's your problem? 77 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,380 They're stealing me blind. 78 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,060 Cash or kind? 79 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,640 Gloves. I make gloves. 80 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,380 They're just ripping me off. 81 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,000 How many? 82 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:24,340 A dozen here, a dozen there. It adds up. 83 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,200 How many employees you got? 84 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,760 Thirty -two. 85 00:08:31,660 --> 00:08:33,140 Which one's stealing from you? 86 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:35,220 Which one? 87 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,240 What do you think I got you down here for? 88 00:08:39,090 --> 00:08:40,090 Let me show you something. 89 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,300 What did I just do? 90 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:11,980 You took a cigar. 91 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,760 Without your permission? 92 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:14,960 Yeah. 93 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,300 I stole it. 94 00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,000 But you didn't say anything. 95 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,520 Why? 96 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,580 What the hell? I mean, it's just a cigar. 97 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,160 What does it cost? 98 00:09:28,940 --> 00:09:29,940 A buck a piece? 99 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,200 Two bucks. 100 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,700 I stole two bucks from you. 101 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,560 You saw me do it, and you didn't say anything. 102 00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:41,830 Their guys will sit back, watch their oldest, most trusted employee steal from 103 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:42,689 them for years. 104 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:43,690 Won't say a thing. 105 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,950 Then they call in a private investigator. 106 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:49,550 But they still won't tell them anything because they want the P .I. to take all 107 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,550 the blame. 108 00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:52,510 So that's why I asked you. 109 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:54,350 Who's stealing from you? 110 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,070 I don't know. 111 00:09:56,710 --> 00:09:57,730 Could be anybody. 112 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:03,550 Could be my shop foreman or that no -good designer of mine. 113 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,390 Or a cutter, maybe. Anybody. 114 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,880 Look, gloves aren't big. You can stick them in your pocket or in your lunch 115 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:11,880 bucket. 116 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,540 What if it was your secretary? 117 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,340 No, it couldn't be her. 118 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,020 Yeah, but what if it was? 119 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,900 Well, I'd throw her out on her ear. 120 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,220 Prosecute? 121 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,960 Yeah, I'd prosecute her. 122 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:35,680 I think that you and me can do some business. 123 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,140 Gladys, is that no good Cotter back yet? 124 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:57,480 He's back. 125 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,100 Well, tell him I want to see him. 126 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,320 Right. 127 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,840 Come in. 128 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,540 You want to see me? 129 00:11:17,340 --> 00:11:19,540 Where the hell have you been all day, huh? 130 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:21,860 Out. 131 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:22,980 Stealing, actually. 132 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,060 You know Garson? 133 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:29,000 Yeah, he's got a studio on 3rd. 134 00:11:29,260 --> 00:11:32,540 Yeah, well, a little while ago I took him out and convinced him to drink his 135 00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:36,360 lunch, and then we went back there and said goodbye, and not before I got a 136 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,400 at what was lying upside down on top of his desk. 137 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:44,859 Paris, huh? 138 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:45,860 Right off the plane. 139 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,400 I did that sketch from memory. 140 00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:50,140 Yeah, 141 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:51,739 that's good. 142 00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:52,740 It's real good. 143 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:58,250 How soon could you... Final drawings this afternoon. 144 00:11:58,550 --> 00:11:59,550 Patterns tomorrow. 145 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,770 Maybe the day after. 146 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,250 Anything else? 147 00:12:03,330 --> 00:12:04,730 No, no, that's all. 148 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,090 I guess. 149 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,130 Can I keep this? 150 00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:09,910 Sure. It's all up here. 151 00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:30,979 Dinner's ready, Ralph. 152 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:07,830 I gotta get back to the shop tonight. 153 00:13:09,050 --> 00:13:11,030 Really? Whenever for? 154 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:14,550 Gonna set me a trap. 155 00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:17,790 I didn't know you had rats. 156 00:13:18,790 --> 00:13:20,730 Yeah, I got rats. 157 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,210 Human rats. 158 00:13:22,430 --> 00:13:23,430 Thieves. 159 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,190 Oh, yes. 160 00:13:25,690 --> 00:13:28,270 How was he, your detective? 161 00:13:29,990 --> 00:13:31,570 He was a real smart little guy. 162 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:35,530 How long will you be gone? 163 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,280 A couple of hours, three maybe. 164 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:41,680 Why? 165 00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:45,360 I just wanted to know if I should wait up for you. 166 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,340 Yeah. 167 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,040 Why don't you wait up for me and I'll tell you all about it when I get home. 168 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,960 Me and him, we're going to set a trap tonight. 169 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:24,760 Tell me something. 170 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,300 How does this stuff work? 171 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,140 Simple. It's just a fine, luminous powder. 172 00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:33,900 And suspension. 173 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,560 We coat the gloves with it. 174 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:41,440 If you get it on your hands, it won't wash off. And it goes in the dark. 175 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:46,200 Banks sometimes use this stuff on bait money during the holdup. 176 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,820 Oh, yeah, yeah, I read about that. 177 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:59,600 So, uh, if the gloves are stolen tomorrow or the next day, all we 178 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,700 gotta do is line up everybody in a dark room, huh? 179 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,040 Guy with the shiny hands is your thief. 180 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,240 Is this stuff poisonous? 181 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360 Harmless. 182 00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,500 Absolutely harmless. 183 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,540 I must have dozed off. 184 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,680 Don't you want to hear what happened? 185 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:48,520 Oh, I'm dying to hear, but can it wait till tomorrow? 186 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:50,640 I think I'm getting a headache. 187 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,940 Went off like clockwork. 188 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:56,700 Just like clockwork. 189 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,600 Does that mean you caught your thief? 190 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,900 No. 191 00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:10,450 next day. 192 00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:14,190 Really exciting. 193 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,130 Yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. 194 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,190 How's your headache? 195 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:25,870 Worse. 196 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:28,970 Well, maybe you ought to see a doctor. 197 00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,370 Tomorrow. 198 00:16:33,530 --> 00:16:35,830 I have an appointment at two. 199 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:55,729 It happened. 200 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,730 What happened? 201 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,230 Twelve pairs of black kids were stolen. 202 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:02,730 When? As near as Thompson can figure. Just before noon. 203 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:06,210 They sold them on their lunch hour. That's what they probably did. 204 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:07,890 Is everybody here today? 205 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,630 Everybody. I mean now. 206 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,050 Well, everybody but Cotter. 207 00:17:11,589 --> 00:17:14,250 He had a meeting at two, but said he'd be back by four. 208 00:17:14,630 --> 00:17:15,630 It's almost three. 209 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,869 Get a hold of Sample. Tell him to get right over here. 210 00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:23,990 Have a cigar. 211 00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:32,050 So, happened already, eh? 212 00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:33,910 Little before noon. 213 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,950 So, what do we do now? 214 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:46,730 Depends. 215 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,390 On what? 216 00:17:51,450 --> 00:17:55,030 Whether you want to make a big stink about it, or whether you want to keep it 217 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,030 all in the QT. 218 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,550 What do you mean? 219 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:05,050 Well, you can hurt all your people in here at once, turn off the light, and 220 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,910 publicly accuse the one who's got the hands that glow in the dark. 221 00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:10,770 Some guys like to do it that way. 222 00:18:12,570 --> 00:18:15,150 Of course, it's not much good for your employees' morale. 223 00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:19,150 No, I can see where it wouldn't. 224 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:21,470 What's the other way? 225 00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:26,490 Bring them in here one by one, turn off the lights, and see who's got the shiny 226 00:18:26,490 --> 00:18:27,490 hands. 227 00:18:27,629 --> 00:18:30,250 Ones that don't, go back to work and lose what? 228 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:32,490 A couple of minutes off the job? 229 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,350 And the one with the shiny hands, the thief? 230 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,550 In two minutes, he's out of your life forever. 231 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:40,350 No muss, no fuss. 232 00:18:45,010 --> 00:18:46,010 Yeah. 233 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,230 Yeah. 234 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:53,550 I like that better. 235 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:56,230 That's the way we'll do it. 236 00:18:57,850 --> 00:18:59,550 What's going on, Mr. Stockpole? 237 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:02,750 Well, we're doing a little survey here, Joe. 238 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:07,210 And what I'd like you to do is to hold your arms out in front of you like this 239 00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,910 with your palms up. And you count to ten, huh? 240 00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,210 One, two. 241 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,970 Should I keep on counting, Mr. Stockpole? Yeah, Joe. 242 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:25,410 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 243 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:26,830 ten. 244 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,650 Thanks, Joe. 245 00:19:30,390 --> 00:19:31,229 That's all? 246 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:32,230 That's all. 247 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,650 How many we got left? 248 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,370 Well, it's everybody but two. 249 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:43,590 Which two? 250 00:19:43,790 --> 00:19:45,070 Your secretary and Mr. 251 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,650 Cotter. Oh, well, you don't have to worry about my secretary. 252 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:49,429 We don't, eh? 253 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:50,430 No. 254 00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,410 I once knew a guy something like you. 255 00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:56,290 Sort of a cream puff. 256 00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:01,220 Yeah, nice little business. A lot of cash in and out. 257 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,300 Only trouble was, he wasn't making any money. 258 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,960 He and his bookkeeper couldn't figure it out. 259 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:11,060 So they called me in, and I did a number on everybody that worked for him. 260 00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:16,980 Except for his bookkeeper, who he was kind of sweet on. 261 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,900 And it was her, huh? 262 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,780 It was her. 263 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:27,100 She was 28, kind of curvy, and, uh... 264 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,000 She took him for over $100 ,000. 265 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,880 Never could make himself believe it. 266 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:37,400 Not even after he got the postcard from her from Acapulco saying, thank you for 267 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,400 a lovely vacation. 268 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,540 Well, Alex, come in here for a minute, will you, please? 269 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:55,980 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 270 00:20:58,510 --> 00:20:59,770 I hope you're satisfied. 271 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:04,450 I have never been so humiliated in my life. 272 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:07,070 No one suspected you for a second, Gladys. 273 00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:09,190 Well, I should hope not. 274 00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,170 Oh, Gladys. 275 00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,430 Is that no good Cotter back yet? 276 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:15,770 He just came in. 277 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,390 Tell him I want to see him, please. 278 00:21:22,470 --> 00:21:24,630 Miss Cotter, what does he do? 279 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,410 He's my designer. 280 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:29,360 Well, he's the last one on the list. 281 00:21:31,140 --> 00:21:32,140 What if it ain't him? 282 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,700 If it ain't him, friend, then you got real trouble. 283 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,060 What's going on? 284 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:45,300 We're running a little check on everybody. I'd like you to hold out your 285 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,620 like this and count to ten. 286 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,960 No. What's that? 287 00:21:49,420 --> 00:21:50,600 No, N -O, no. 288 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,600 Hit the light! Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Stackpole. What, are you hiring 289 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:54,600 Hoogland now? 290 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,340 All right, so I took a couple of pair. What's the big deal? 291 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:06,740 You stole from me. 292 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680 Want me to call the cops? 293 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,640 No, just get him out of here. Out of the building and out of the street. 294 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,140 I'll send him his check and his stuff later. 295 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,720 You're lucky, kid. 296 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,760 That detective is a genius. 297 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,600 I took him out to dinner. 298 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:12,720 You don't say. 299 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,080 We had them all come in one by one, see, and then we snapped out the lights, and 300 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,980 they all held their hands out like this. 301 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,140 And everybody was clean but him. 302 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:25,780 There he was, standing there with that silly smirk on his face. 303 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:29,780 Sounds really exciting. 304 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,300 Yeah. Yeah, it was exciting at that. 305 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:41,490 And guess who the thief was? 306 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,750 Haven't a clue. 307 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,370 Cotter. 308 00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:51,130 Who? 309 00:23:53,270 --> 00:23:54,270 Cotter. 310 00:23:55,930 --> 00:23:58,470 You know, that la -di -da designer of mine? 311 00:23:59,530 --> 00:24:01,130 You met him at the Christmas party. 312 00:24:01,950 --> 00:24:03,470 Yes. Mr. 313 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:05,750 Cotter. Yeah. 314 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:07,830 And you want to know something? 315 00:24:08,230 --> 00:24:09,230 Hmm. 316 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,300 I sort of knew it was him all along. 317 00:24:14,780 --> 00:24:15,960 What did the doctor say? 318 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,060 Doctor? 319 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,140 Yeah, the doctor. 320 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,220 He said you were going to see him today. 321 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:25,340 Did he give you anything for your headaches? 322 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:27,620 No. 323 00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:32,300 He said I should just get a lot of rest. 21236