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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,700 I got into town on a windy day. 2 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,420 There was no reception committee. 3 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,900 Just a few kids. 4 00:02:02,050 --> 00:02:05,170 They'd never seen anything quite like me before. 5 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:09,810 But I had no wish to be interviewed. 6 00:02:13,790 --> 00:02:16,410 It wasn't what you'd call a big place. 7 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,070 No. 8 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:21,910 But big enough. 9 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:26,130 Big enough. 10 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:58,400 Do you think they've never had a stranger in town before? 11 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,800 They thought I was amusing. 12 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,080 But that was only the beginning. 13 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,380 Yes, sir? 14 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:34,760 We want a suite. 15 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,680 Suite, sir? Yeah. 16 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:38,940 Bedroom, bathroom, drawing room. 17 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,600 And I want a view. 18 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:44,220 I want an uninterrupted view of the entire town. 19 00:05:44,620 --> 00:05:46,960 We don't have any suites left, sir. 20 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,320 All we have are rooms. 21 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,280 Rooms on their own. Yeah. 22 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:53,620 With no bath, sir? Who said anything about a bath? 23 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,440 I don't need a bath. 24 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:58,520 All I want is a room somewhere in the back. 25 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,860 The rooms in the back don't have any views, sir. 26 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,170 Who said anything about a view? 27 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:07,750 My dear young man, is your little town so attractive that I have to look at it? 28 00:06:07,970 --> 00:06:10,550 Will you sign here, please, sir? 29 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:25,630 Number 19, sir. 30 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,710 Christopher Columbus. 31 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,110 What a way to discover. 32 00:06:48,870 --> 00:06:53,030 The next day was bright and sunny. 33 00:06:54,510 --> 00:06:56,730 Well, let's take a look. 34 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:23,040 Two days for a job you could do in the morning? Now, don't try that on me. 35 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,020 Greetings, gentlemen. 36 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,320 Gentlemen, would you mind? 37 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:40,460 Good trick. Now, gentlemen, I want your attention. 38 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,840 There, you see? 39 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,400 Money. Now, watch very closely. 40 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,100 Money into paper. 41 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,560 He's picked the wrong fellow, isn't he? 42 00:07:53,180 --> 00:07:54,180 Paper. 43 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,240 Into money. 44 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,360 Very good. 45 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,020 And I'm keeping this. 46 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:05,700 My good man, what day is it? Well, it's Thursday. Thursday. 47 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:06,980 We're late. 48 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,570 They thought I was crazy, did they? 49 00:08:22,550 --> 00:08:24,630 I'd show them if I was crazy or not. 50 00:08:28,350 --> 00:08:30,530 I didn't create an earthquake, exactly. 51 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,309 But a considerable tremor. 52 00:08:37,230 --> 00:08:38,250 Well, why not? 53 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,250 I was quite a remarkable fellow. 54 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,860 I really became quite popular. 55 00:09:24,970 --> 00:09:27,630 I quickly made one or two influential friends. 56 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,890 They thought I was funny. 57 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,750 Very, very funny. 58 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,330 Good. 59 00:09:53,630 --> 00:09:54,630 Good. 60 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,640 It wasn't long, see, before everybody knew me. 61 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,020 They were always pleased to see me. 62 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,400 After a while, you know what they began to call me? 63 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:08,880 Hello, Columbus! 64 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:10,080 Hello! 65 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,460 I became the town character. 66 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,000 Chewy -looking, you know. 67 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:44,970 On the tenth day then, I was ready. 68 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:21,760 Excuse me, my good man. Would I be correct in assuming that this is the 69 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:24,620 establishment where Mr. Latham conducts his business? 70 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,180 Quite correct, Columbus. 71 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,660 First floor. 72 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:28,880 Thank you. 73 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,420 But if you've come to see Mr. 74 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,620 Latham, you'd better hurry. 75 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,680 Mr. Latham leaves at six o 'clock. 76 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,260 It's five minutes to. 77 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,680 Time enough. 78 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,420 Time enough. 79 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:57,880 Good afternoon. 80 00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,060 It's you, Columbus. 81 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,720 What are you doing here? 82 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,160 Did you want to see Mr. Latham? That is the purpose of my visit. 83 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,800 I'm sorry. I'm afraid Mr. Latham's just going. 84 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,520 Nine o 'clock sharp tomorrow morning, Miss Parker. 85 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:10,760 All right. 86 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,340 Well, it looks as if we're just about ready to call it a day. 87 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,140 But I'm Mr. Latham's secretary. 88 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,080 Is there anything I can do? 89 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,760 No, thank you. Mr. 90 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,560 Latham was the one I wanted to see. 91 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,530 I promise I'll only give him just one moment. Do you mind? 92 00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:29,850 Of course not. Thank you so much. 93 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:33,550 Good afternoon. 94 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:34,930 Good afternoon. 95 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,730 Columbus! 96 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,060 How did you get in here? Good afternoon. 97 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,440 Still want to know what day it is? 98 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,800 It's Friday. 99 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,120 This time I'm late. 100 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,340 Take a card. 101 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,580 Any card. 102 00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:03,980 Now, Columbus... Oh, go on. 103 00:14:05,260 --> 00:14:06,440 Oh, all right. 104 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:10,580 Look at it. 105 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:11,739 I'm looking. 106 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:12,740 The ace of spades. 107 00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,319 Very good. 108 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,320 Bravo. 109 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,040 Now... Take another card. 110 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:20,540 No. 111 00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:22,710 You take a card. 112 00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,830 And another card. 113 00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,310 The three of hearts and the ten of clubs. Oh, very good. 114 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:35,810 Very good. 115 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,290 I like card tricks, Columbus. 116 00:14:39,550 --> 00:14:42,130 Matter of fact, I like to think that I'm pretty good at the old sleight of hand. 117 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,810 But there's a time for everything, and this is not it. 118 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,670 My dinner will be ready. 119 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,490 I don't want to keep my wife waiting. 120 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,210 Tell you what, Columbus. 121 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:52,400 You come back tomorrow when I'm not here. 122 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,560 You can do all the tricks you like in the morning. 123 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,900 Now you see it. 124 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,380 Now you don't. 125 00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,880 Very good. 126 00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,820 Now, come on. There's a good fellow. Oh, no. 127 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Not yet, please. 128 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:06,320 I have something very special to show you. 129 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:07,640 What's this? 130 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,740 Handcuffs. Genuine, guaranteed. 131 00:15:10,380 --> 00:15:11,380 Examine them, please. 132 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,920 They look all right to me. They are all right. You take my word for it. 133 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,880 Now, kindly, place them upon my wrists. 134 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,670 My wife will kill me. 135 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:24,930 There. 136 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,310 There. 137 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,310 Are they shut tightly? 138 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:35,410 They certainly are. I hope you got the key. 139 00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:36,589 Oh, I need no key. 140 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:37,850 Examine them once more, please. 141 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,790 They're quite satisfied. 142 00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:41,030 Yes, yes. 143 00:15:41,130 --> 00:15:43,210 All right. Now, watch carefully. 144 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:46,610 The more carefully you watch, the more astonishing the effect. 145 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:47,890 All right. Get on with it. 146 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:54,770 I raise my hands slowly over my head, very slowly, and I count one, two, 147 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,110 three. 148 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,970 Well, that's very good. 149 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,449 Demand them again. 150 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,430 Well, they seem genuine. It's very effective. 151 00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:05,090 Did you invent this? 152 00:16:05,330 --> 00:16:07,970 Yes. Why don't you try? Come along. 153 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,550 All right. 154 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,130 Yeah, enlarge your repertoire. 155 00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:19,200 The trick is in slowly raising your hands over your head. No, no, no, no, 156 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,200 no. Slowly. 157 00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,120 One, two, three. 158 00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:25,780 Jerk your hands. 159 00:16:26,020 --> 00:16:29,200 Ah, you see, not slow enough in the raising, not quick enough in the jerk. 160 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200 what's the knack? 161 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420 Try again. 162 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,880 One, two, three. 163 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:40,320 No, I haven't got the hang of it. You show me again. 164 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600 Now you see it. 165 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,780 Now you don't. Don't mind about that. 166 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:47,170 So much for magic. 167 00:16:47,530 --> 00:16:49,030 What about these handcuffs? 168 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,790 So much for escape. 169 00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,410 Now we come to illusion. 170 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,750 I take my waistcoat. 171 00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:58,530 Waistcoat! 172 00:16:58,830 --> 00:16:59,830 And go back. 173 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,090 Isn't that extraordinary? 174 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,730 No, I don't think it's so extraordinary. 175 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:08,349 And I don't want to see any more of your tricks. I want to understand this one, 176 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:09,730 then I want to get home to my dinner. 177 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:10,809 Ta -da! 178 00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,829 Will you stop this crazy nonsense? 179 00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:19,750 Presto. Remember, Mr. Latham. Remember what? 180 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,010 Me. 181 00:17:21,349 --> 00:17:22,349 Remember me. 182 00:17:23,869 --> 00:17:25,290 You don't, do you? 183 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,349 Oh. 184 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,590 So sorry. 185 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:37,350 What on earth are you doing? And I nearly forgot. 186 00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:42,170 I'm not really as tall as this. In fact, I'm not tall. 187 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:44,710 At all. 188 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,520 Just medium height. 189 00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,700 Will you stop this nonsense and get these damn handcuffs off me? 190 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,780 And I don't wear a top hat. 191 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,300 Not as a rule. 192 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,180 Now, Mr. Latham. 193 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,440 Now do you remember me? 194 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,380 Not even yet. 195 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300 Oh, dear. 196 00:18:20,910 --> 00:18:24,990 Well, then, how about now? 197 00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:31,110 We're getting warmer, aren't we? But still not quite. 198 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:36,770 Well, then, what about now? 199 00:18:38,730 --> 00:18:41,610 Now do you remember me, Mr. Latham? 200 00:18:42,150 --> 00:18:43,290 Oh, my God. 201 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:49,390 You, you do remember me, Mr. Latham. 202 00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:55,370 Wonderful. After 15 years, you remember me. 203 00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,450 How extraordinary. 204 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,910 What an extraordinary memory you've got, Mr Latham. 205 00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:03,750 Most people would have forgotten by now. 206 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:09,070 I mean, why should you remember the man you framed for the murder you did? 207 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:15,850 The little man who was so confused, he couldn't answer all your lies in court. 208 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,940 and got 15 years for the crime you committed. 209 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:25,980 What do you want? 210 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480 Money? 211 00:19:30,820 --> 00:19:33,040 How extraordinary you could remember me. 212 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,700 I'm flattered, really and truly flattered. 213 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,300 But nobody else is going to remember me. 214 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:41,340 I know who walked through that door a few minutes ago. 215 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,240 Crazy old man in a top hat and a big bushy beard. Not quite right in the 216 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,360 Poor old soul. 217 00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:48,460 But harmless. 218 00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,580 Oh, quite harmless. 219 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,460 And lots of people saw him come in here. 220 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,180 Lots of people. 221 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:55,960 Including your secretary. 222 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,020 Now, when they walk in here tomorrow morning, they're going to say, he did 223 00:20:01,340 --> 00:20:02,760 That old loony did it. 224 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,020 You have guests, haven't you? 225 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,860 I'm about to show you the best trick of all. 226 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,880 Best trip you'll ever see. 227 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:19,260 I've had 15 years to scheme and dream and work it all out. 228 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:24,340 So now we come to my, what you might call, grand finale. 229 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,820 Ready? Now you watch very carefully. 230 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,820 Umbrella into knife. 231 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,240 Place point of knife just there. 232 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,120 And... 233 00:21:36,190 --> 00:21:37,930 Wasn't that a wonderful trick? 234 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,880 Nobody took any notice of the little man who walked out of Latham's office. 235 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:24,220 Just in time for the 620. 236 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,940 It was over. 237 00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,910 The perfect crowd. 238 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:24,420 Never in a million years would they guess that the little man who left town 239 00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:27,520 day was their bearded village half -wit. 240 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:41,480 Never in a million years. 15572