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All right, everybody. Come on. Let's go. Game night.

All right. You guys are going to like this game.

Come on. Hey, kids. Come on.

Come on, Dave. Don't be a slacker.

I hate game night.

Oh, come on. We're going to finish the game tonight. Yeah, listen.

Last time, we did not finish the game, okay?

This time, we finished the game all the way through. No excuses. No getting on

your phone. I don't care about your homework.

We're here as a family.

All right. It's a different game than the last time. Yeah, this is more fun.

Your mom and I, we found this game.

So, okay, so what happens... We found this game.

Yeah.

So what happens is we roll the dice, okay, and whatever it lands on, like,

oops.

Wait, don't touch it, don't touch it.

What is it? It's a two.

It's a two. Okay, two and a fourth, that's six.

So you get a card, you read it.

It's a challenge, okay?

You fulfill the challenge. If I do it, then I get six points. So you get

many points you roll the dice.

And then we add up the points. The winner of the game doesn't have to take

trash for a year.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I hate taking out the trash. Right. This

going to be fun.

Okay. All right. Who wants to go first?

Paper, rock, scissors. Paper, rock, scissors for this.

Rock, paper, scissors.

What are you doing? She didn't take it.

It's okay. Come. Don't cheat. You go first. You can go first. Go first.

Okay. Roll the dice.

Ooh.

Okay. Four.

Okay. So grab a card.

Does she have to deal with the challenge twice?

Give a hug to the person on the left.

Aw.

No. That doesn't count.

Yeah. Yeah.

There you go. See, isn't that sweet?

Oh, it is.

It's a sweet game.

Okay. All right.

Your turn.

Whoa,

11.

Eye roller.

Direct somebody to take off an article of clothing.

Oh, here, I got a shoe. Okay, there we go. All right, yeah, there we go. Yeah,

shoe.

Lucky seven.

Good job, Mom.

Not so bad.

It says kiss the person to your left.

Aw.

Aw.

Yay.

Seven points.

Okay, guess seven.

How many points do you have? I think I got five because I remember thinking

everybody always does better than me.

Okay, well, there we go.

Okay, she said five. Did you say eleven?

Seven. Seven.

All right, let's see.

Seven for you, too.

Huh.

Interesting.

All those neighbors are so loud.

I swear, I'm going to go talk to them.

No, let's finish the game. Game night.

This is funny.

Fake the person to your right. Oh, no.

To the right.

That's you.

That's you.

Fake.

Get up. Oh, no.

All right. Okay.

Don't watch kids.

That's it? That's it.

That's it.

All right.

All right.

This is fun.

No, family game night's fun.

All right. I guess it's my turn. Your turn.

Kiss the person to the left on the lip.

Oh, another gift card.

Yeah. Is this a newlywed game or?

No, it's just I picked it up at the store. What store?

At the family fun.

Oh, you know. I was wrong. Give your brother a little kiss. Come on. Yeah.

that's right. Oh, it's. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Well, I mean.

All right. Just give him a kiss.

No big deal.

Did you think.

Your turn, Dane.

Okay.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

Hey,

12. 11 and 12, wow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, he took two cards.

Oh, hold on.

and what he tries.

Let's reshuffle, reshuffle.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

There you go. Take this. One card. There you go.

No, I'm just kidding.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's say. This is the McClain family, okay? We

finished games here.

Let's say.

Here, read it, Dad.

It says lick the...

Lick the person's chest here, right?

Okay?

Well, I mean, the right is tight.

I mean, listen.

Man up and do it. That's what I say.

Lick the chest?

Lick the breath.

Not the chest.

The breath?

Not the tip.

Huh.

Well, how about that?

Oh, well, this isn't so bad.

It's worth it for the game.

Did it say lick or suck?

I don't know, Dane, but I kind of feel like you're going on vacation.

Okay. Is it my turn yet?

It would be your turn.

Am I keeping track of their point?

Yeah. Oh, I forgot.

You're losing.

Oh, yeah, I was.

Oh, Big Ted.

Big Ted.

Oh.

Huh?

Is this fun?

Dane's touching himself.

I'm adjusting myself.

Well, guys, we do that. It's okay.

Take off an article of my clothing.

Oh.

Well, in front of the kids. Well, I have a brown one.

Yeah, it's like a swimsuit.

Yeah. If you'd wear it to the beach, it's appropriate.

Would you wear this to the beach?

I'd wear it to the beach. Ah, yeah. Okay.

All right. Your turn.

That's some of the best money I've ever spent.

Big money. Ooh, 11.

What's up with this? Everybody keeps getting 11s and all these high numbers,

I'm over here with five. You've got to take it a little harder.

You're right. What's this?

Lose your turn.

I lost my turn. What?

I lost my turn. Oh, don't put it on top.

Oh, all right.

See?

Okay, come on.

Come on, Alina.

You can do it. Shake him hard. Come on.

Nina, don't let these cubes bring you down.

Nine. Hey, there you go.

What's it say?

Nothing. It was skip your turn.

No.

What's it say? Is it skip your turn? No.

Let me see.

Take the person to the right pants off?

No.

No, it says left. To the left.

I can move.

That's you, big guy.

All right.

Is that the left?

Well, stand up, Dane. That's the left. Because he drew the cards.

Oh, she drew it. Okay. Oh, I thought he drew it. I was thinking he drew the

cards. No, yours says person on right. Take person on left. Okay.

So, oh, and then I, yep. Bye.

Uh -oh. Lose your pants.

He's already trying to take off his own belt. It's like he wants me to lose or

something. Dean!

Yeah, the rules say she has to do it. So, don't, don't cheat your sister.

Are you wearing velcros?

No. They're just, they're for a decorative.

We're going to have to get these off if I'm going to win.

I like your attitude.

You know, just go get her. Look, he doesn't even have shoes tied enough to

to, like, untie them. How many times do I have to tell you to tie your shoes?

Untie them.

They don't look tied to me. She untied them. Okay, okay, okay.

Quit arguing. We're having a game. He could have pushed them off, though.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

Come on, big roller.

Oh, seven.

Finally.

Oh, come on.

Lick the person's...

Lick the person's... Lick... Can we play Candyland?

You can't say that.

Lick... Lick the person's vagina to your... Oh!

Your stepsisters lick your... Lick your... I mean, do you want the points

not? Do you want to take out the trash or do you want to be a man and lick your

stepsisters, uh... You know?

JJ there.

Look how nice she is helping you out. At least she got her shoes off. You should

take your shoes off for her.

How many buttons do you have in this thing?

I don't know. I get nervous.

Yeah, it's me. You drew a great card.

Kids these days, you know?

Everything's an issue.

Back in my day, pants started to be off, you know? Am I right?

Right.

What are you doing?

I think they can get it. They need to learn at some point, right?

How do you know?

I want to keep playing.

Yeah, let them figure.

Take off my pants.

Have the person to the left lick my vagina.

Oh.

That would be... That would be you.

That would be me. That would be you.

All right.

It's just like a swimsuit again.

Yeah.

Family game night.

How are we doing?

I'm putting my pants back on. Let's go fighting over there.

I can't help you get so mad.

We jumped on you. Listen, hey, I'm trying to eat your mother out, okay?

Yeah, shut up.

I don't care about the stupid game anyway.

Take out the crash and I'll run away forever.

Hey, I'm going to claim that I have not quit.

I think it's your turn.

Oh.

I feel like that was my turn.

I think they said lick it, don't eat it, but that's okay.

Lick, well, you know, if you go to a pancake house, you know, it doesn't say

lick a pancake, it says eat the pancake.

I don't really know what that means, but I love pancakes.

And I do love your pussy.

Cover your ears.

I hop.

No, you can't say IHOP or any other thing like that.

Alright.

Look at that!

It's a five.

And... Oh, you're gonna put those back on?

Oh, for a minute.

Wait till tonight, right when they're asleep?

Beachwear friendly.

Okay,

um... Wow.

This, uh...

Hold the hand of the person to your left.

See, there we go.

Five points for me.

Chalk it up, here you go.

Whoa, 12!

Good job. Oh my gosh, you actually rolled a 12.

What's it say?

No, it doesn't say that.

What did you get?

Your grandmother gave this game to me.

That's disgusting.

What's happening?

This is really escalating really quickly.

I didn't really say that.

You get a blowjob. Well, it says stepbrother in parentheses.

To whom it may apply. Well, it says brother or stepbrother.

Well,

you want the 12 points or what?

He seems eager.

That's the McLean family attitude right there. We never give up. Never give up.

Suck that cock.

Right? Right.

Is there a donut on there?

Oh, I'm sure she is.

Oh, she's got it. Yeah. All right.

We've got a winner over here. What should we have for dinner next Monday?

Do you want to have a family barbecue?

Yeah, for sure.

Sounds good to me.

Yeah, that new meat market opened up down the street.

Try that out.

Yeah. I don't like meat.

Maybe you're having fun, right?

See, I think stuff like this, maybe?

Whoa!

She's trying to get the bonus points.

Somebody needs the trash.

I don't want to give you too much information. I don't want to make you

awkward.

But her mother sucked a cop the thing with.

Like your brother's dick. I think that's enough sucking right? Is it your

brother's turn now?

Sorry,

it's your turn.

You got 12 points.

He thanked her. That's good manners. I know.

Another 12.

That's our lucky number.

She's a little excited because she got those points.

Because now I'm going to win.

She's going to win.

Have sex with me.

Person seems to be right.

Yeah, I'm just gonna, you know... Oh, you're gonna do it? Yeah.

I mean... Yeah, take off your pants.

Can't fuck with them on.

True, that's what I... Okay, okay!

Hey, be nice to your sister. Help get this leg off.

Just pull.

And I'll pull the other way. I'll get this one.

They're adorable.

Oh yeah, guess you don't need these when you're doing sex and stuff.

Okay, there we go.

What do we do?

You should probably take off your shirt too so you don't get it. You've got some

spots over here and over there.

Genius!

And there's going to be stuff all over it.

Genius. Thanks.

Hop on.

That's a little weird.

Dude, shut up.

Play a game. Hey, kids, don't fight.

Was that you hitting yourself?

Um, no, Dane! No!

Don't smack your sister!

Yeah, Dane, don't smack your sister!

Shut up! Hey!

Hey!

He pulled my hair before, too.

Well, that's part of the process.

I bet you I can guess what it is.

What is it?

I bet it's my vagina again.

You think? I bet it is.

Because we already went through all of them.

That was his vagina.

What if it's the lick vagina?

Which I do. You're not going to be able to let anybody look your way.

Yeah. So.

Really sensuous.

Yeah.

made a mess all over me.

Men.

You guys done over there already?

Mm -hmm.

Thanks, step -sister.

Thanks, step -brother.

Oh, can you believe that? Who won the game?

Oh, I know. What? Who won the game?

Why? I don't... How many points did you have? I think I... I think I had 41

points. No, I think we can agree on one thing.

We all won.

Can't wait until next family day night.

Until then, someone's got to get the trash.

Tommy. Not it.

Not it.

I guess it's me.

Oh, Dad.

All right.

Let's clean up.

Dad's clothes. I don't want to hear them, Dad.