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Thank you.

Patty, are you here?

I'm looking for my toothpaste.

Oh, it's in here.

Hey, you can come in. I need your help.

Is it safe?

Uh, yeah.

No, you can help save me.

Oh. Look, I just need you to help me with this. I don't want to cut myself

here. You don't want that.

No, I can't do that.

Uh, yeah. You can't. Look, your dad used to do it to me all the time when we

first got married. He's not around anymore, so I really need your help

don't want to cut the down there.

Look, I'll just teach you how to do it and you'll be fine. I'll take you

This is going to be a hard spot.

Look, it'll take you like ten minutes.

Do you want to ride to school or not?

Sure.

Get in here.

You can worry about that after you help me with this. Okay.

So, just get in here.

Okay.

Like this.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, God.

That's a big butt.

You sure you want to just, you sure you want to just sleep?

Yeah, and you're not going to fucking cut me either.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

When do I start?

Sorry, wait.

Can I get the outside first?

Okay. And then we'll... Okay. Right there.

Perfect.

Is that gentle enough?

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Perfect.

Oh, my.

Yeah.

Okay.

You guys should...

Oh my goodness.

Oh, yeah. All right. Shave right there.

Okay. Yeah.

And then...

Yeah, I need to spread this.

Oh, there we go.

Okay, and then right there. Okay.

Oh, great.

You have them right here.

I've never done this before.

You're going to be a pro at it by the time you die.

Can you scale it to this now? Oh.

than your father.

Fuck, Nick, wait.

One of the characters from the movie.

No way.

Yeah. You want a drink?

No, that's too strong.

Oh, you.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'll pass. Thank you.

Come over here. I'll see you.

I'm going to get to go here.

Are you sure you don't want to drink?

No, I'll pass.

Thank you, though. Yeah, well, this book, let me explain. This book is about

farm woman.

Okay. She gets married to this man, and he gives her this amazing gift.

What is it?

It's a stallion.

A stallion?

What does it have to do with me?

It's a horse.

I mean, I'm pretty sure that you're my stallion.

What?

You know.

You can't be saying that.

You're bigger than your dad.

Stronger than your dad.

Much younger than your dad.

For me, he's my dad before and after.

And definitely hotter than your dad.

What? I see you trying to hide that in your day.

Of course. It's not going to happen. Stop it.

Oh, come on.

No. No, I just... What if someone finds us?

Just be free. Just let us go. Come on.

No. No one's going to know.

I think we should start where we left off.

But... How?

Oh, baby, you know.

I mean, it felt kind of good in the bathroom.

Oh, yeah, I bet it did.

And I had so much fun.

You may come.

Yeah.

You say you want to write this down, right?

Mm -hmm. Yeah, let me...

You had fun today?

Alright.

Now you gotta keep your fucking mouth quiet.