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Yo, An.

What's up, B?

How you been, man? Yo, you put the rims on it. Yeah, bro, I did. I finally did,

man. You didn't let me drive it.

Hey, one of these days, man, don't worry about that, man. You're not here for

that. I'll get you a crew. Come inside so we can meet the An. All right. All

right, come on in.

Oh, yeah, it's good to be here.

Awesome. It's so hot.

All right, huh? Eight hours?

Yeah, man.

It's good to be here, to say the least. So how's my sister treating you back

home?

Not bad, huh?

Yeah. Hey. You know her. She's your sister. Yeah.

She's crazy.

Nah, but man, you're going to be going off to college soon. You're going to be

fine. Yeah. Well, let's talk about that.

Because it has me a little stressed out.

Yeah.

You know how that can be.

So. You got there for me. This is the list of the schools.

I circled the ones I was interested in. Okay.

You know, maybe you can put an award for me at the one you work at.

Pretty prestigious school, but we'll talk about that later. Okay, well.

This is a good one. This is very close. Yeah, this one's probably my top pick

because of just the area.

Yeah, definitely. It's like a college area and, you know.

You know what? Give me a second.

Honey.

Addie.

Yeah? Come over here. I want you to be my nephew.

All right. And this one's awesome. Good pick.

Hey, honey.

Hi. This is my nephew, Peter. Hi. Hi. He's in town. He's going to check out

university this week.

Oh, great. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

So,

yeah, man.

Yeah, that one? I really like this school for you. I think you could do

there. Yeah.

This one here never heard of. What schools are you looking into?

A couple around here, around the area.

Okay. All right.

Really nice.

Yeah.

Oh,

this is a good one, too.

Got a couple of friends over here. I could probably help you out with that.

Yeah. So, you know, that one, another one that I was,

yeah,

interested in. Okay. And maybe... This was a little bit too far for you.

These two over here.

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. You tell me. What do you think?

You know what?

Let's leave this for later on today.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay, good. You hungry?

I'm fucking starving. Let's go get a bite to eat. Let's just do it. Cool.

All right. Come on.

Oh, my God.

So, this is, you know.

You're going to call it a new one?

Yeah. Okay.

I'm ready to try anything.

My university?

Yeah.

Peter, you don't have the grace to do that. I'm tired.

Don't you agree?

What if I pick up another degree then?

Peter, it's not the right time.

Why are you so negative?

Stop saying that.

It was very prestigious.

I can't get too into it. I can get a tutor.

I can get... Peter, you come from the side of the family that has the looks. I

got the brains. Come on. You're a job.

I can try harder.

Come on. You can help me.

It's too difficult for you. You don't have what it takes. Oh, my God. You know

how much people say that?

Yes,

I do. I can try harder. I'm not studying. I know I'm not studying. Go to

these colleges for a year.

Come on. Go here for a year. Listen, we'll talk about this again next year. I

don't want to talk about it next year. Look, Peter, I'm tired.

I'm going to take a nap.

You're the worst.

You're just like my mom.

Exactly. Let's talk tomorrow.

Good night.

Well, he left early, so I'm going to admit it.

Did he decide which college he wanted to go to?

Yeah, well, I want to go to the one he works at, but he says I'm just not smart

enough.

Tell him to go.

You're not looking at him.

Okay.

What?

No way.

Nah.

Wow.

Yeah.

God,

I can't believe that, Uncle. What have you done?

You know, it is what it is. And me and your Uncle Ray, we have something in

common.

What, I'm with you?

We both like fucking college students.

What? Yeah.

You want to get in college, right?

I swear that I can get you into that college. If you do one little favor for

Stop. No way.

That's why I'm cool.

Stop. Seriously.

What are you doing?

I mean, you can keep an eye on it in there for me.

Are you serious?

I'm dead fucking serious.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I

really

want to get into college.

Please help me, but...

You know how to tell them, right?

Why do I have to tell you to tell them? Please, don't tell me.

Because then you'll tell my mom.

I don't think I'm going to tell my mom.

Bye.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Amen.

college students.