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What do you guys think about that dress?

All right. You want to try it on?

Maybe later.

Later? Okay. Let me know. I'll be over here.

So she sure is taking her sweet time, isn't she?

No, it's okay.

I don't mind.

Aw.

She's so lucky to have you.

Excuse me.

If it comes out, Tyler, before you never get another chance, for its decades of

going over to their place for dinner, pretending to be the good brother, the

good brother, good friend, watching them build a family together, babysitting

their kids, wishing they were mine, going over for the holidays. Bill.

What do you think?

Like it?

Don't just make my ass look fat, honestly.

You know what I think?

What I really, really think?

I think I love you more than I have any right to.

I think you're so lovely that I can barely breathe.

I think that when I look in your eyes, I see the promise of a whole new world.

Amazing and beautiful and perfect.

And if you would just love me in return, I would do anything so that you would

never feel the lack.

And even if that were to cost my brother's life, I would pay that price

rather than let this grow into a cancer to swallow me whole.

I think I should speak now or forever.

You think you're going to make my brother the luckiest guy in the world?

Oh, Bill, you're so sweet.

Thank you.

Yeah, sweet like a gallon of honey dumped down my throat making me vomit.

Fucking pussy.

This is why you're going to die.

Fuck me, you just... Tell her. Just say it. Just say the goddamn

motherfucking... Shit.

My arm's tingling.

You're gonna fucking die now and not tell her? You fucking pussy.

Talk about your last chance. Now just fucking tell her.

Oh, God, Bill.

Bill, are you okay?

Miss. Miss, we need some water or something.

She's not feeling well.

Okay, it's gonna be okay, sweetheart.

It's gonna be okay.

Oh, sweetie, look at me.

Meg. What's wrong?

Look, I gotta tell you something.

Here, take a sip of water.

Relax.

It's gonna be okay.

Look.

Sorry, I'm late. I'm a little tied up in the work.

God, I'm traffic on the five with this freaking murder.

What's going on?

Don't worry about it. I'm fine. It's nothing.

And what is this?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. You look like Mom's Thanksgiving dinner tablecloth.

I don't know whether to pee or spit gravy on you.

Bill, sweetie, are you going to be okay?

I'm okay. I'm fine.

There's a sofa in the back if you need to rest up.

Sure.

Come on, Bill.

While you're back there, you might put a free seat. Oh, gee, Gloria. You might

as well shove a cattle prod up your ass.

What? Do I have to do fricking everything here?

Dragging Bill all over town with this prep shit. You know, helping him,

you pick the cake, you know.

Make him watch you buy this dress and order the bands.

You know, he's such a sweet guy, and you're just running him into the ground.

Sis, what are you talking about?

You know there's a million things to do.

And Chuck doesn't want to help.

Bill's the only one who has the time.

Besides, he said he loves to help. So what's the problem?

Yes, and you know why, don't you?

Perhaps because he's a nice guy?

Meg,

don't bullshit me.

You know he's fucking in love with you. And if you can't see that, then either

you're blind or you're stupid. And I know you do.

And that makes you straight cruel.

I don't want to be cruel to the guy. Then what are you doing?

You know what?

I love him too.

What if you're wrong?

And I tell him.

And he doesn't feel the same way about me.

I will never be able to look him in the eye again.

It don't last.

But if you really love Bill, and you don't tell him, and you go on marrying

wrong guy, the regret will.

Believe me.

I know.

Speak now.

Do you mind if I sit down? It's my lunch break. Go ahead.

It's your store.

Actually, it's my parents' store. I just work here, but if I'm lucky, this will

all be mine someday.

Good for you.

Do you want an apple? I have an extra one.

No, I'm okay, really.

No? I hope you don't mind me saying so, but

you guys make a really cute couple.

I mean, I see people come in here all the time, and you can tell right off the

bat the ones that are just getting hitched to get hitched and the ones that

deeply in love.

And you guys, you guys have a real spark there. It's cool.

Hope it works out.

She's marrying me.

She's marrying my brother.

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Here.

He's a great guy, too.

You know?

I love him more than anything in my entire life. I really do.

He's like the only friend I have.

Anytime anything shitty has happened to me, he's always been there for me.

You know?

And I don't know what it is about this girl.

When I'm around her, I don't know what comes over me.

I was sitting out in that room watching her put that dress on. She was standing

in front of me.

And it's like I was praying and I was hoping.

Like I'd tell my soul if it was me that she was wearing it for instead of my

brother.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong with you.

The heart wants what it wants, even when it's wrong.

And mostly then and only then.

What am I going to do, though?

I mean... What am I going to tell her? Am I not going to tell her?

I mean, I'm stuck with this for the rest of my life, forever.

It's not like she's marrying the Duke of Windsor. She's going to be in my life

every single day until I die.

Forever. I mean, this could fucking kill me.

You know what I think?

I think that in this life, you aren't always the one who loves you back.

Most of the time, you're who you love.

And if you can carry that feeling with you, no matter how much it hurts to not

feel the return,

or no matter how wrong you think it is, life can still be beautiful.

You can love whoever you want, Bill, and carry it with you wherever you go.

And if the one you love can't love you back, let what carries you be the hope

that drives you to find the one that will.

You'll find someone, Bill, as sweet as you are.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that you're not that sweet,

you're a terrible person.

and someone that would fall in love with his brother's wife couldn't be anything

but. But I see in your eyes, Bill, and I see all the pain in the world, and I

know that someone that could fall in love with a woman that could never love

them back must have so much love in them that when they find the right woman who

can love them back, they will shower her with so much love that her heart will

burst, and she will never let you go.

And I think it's better to live with love.

even if it's unrequited, than to live without it.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

Can I throw you guys?

Oh, man.

Hmm.

oh yeah

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my brother has no idea what to do with you.

Oh, is my pussy waiting out for you?

Yeah,

right there. Oh, right there, yeah.

Like he's going to get to fuck you like this every night?

It's your turn. It's your turn.

It's your mind.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Is it mine? Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Can't fuck you.

She's so lucky to have you.

Thank you.

Spaghetti night.

Pamela, hey.

I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.

Great. Good.

That means we'll have more time together.

Well, everything seems to be in working order.

Great. Thank you, Donald.

Glad you were able to come today.

You remember Donald, right?

Um, yeah, Donald, the lawyer.

Yes, Donald the lawyer.

Donald was just leaving, so, um, I'll walk you out.

Bye, ladies.

And, uh, who is this?

Mom, this is Roxanne.

She's going to stay with me for a couple days for holiday break.

Is that okay?

I don't have any objections to it. I don't know if your father has any, but,

we weren't really prepared for any guests, so I'm not really sure where you

intend to sleep.

Nice to meet you. I'll talk to you later.

We'll figure something out.

I don't think so.

There's no goddamn reason why we can't at least get along while Pamela's home.

Look, um, you take care of your end of things today, and we'll make this as

painless as possible.

It's not easy for me either, okay?

Look, I'm sorry, but... Just don't even...

Hey,

girls. Um, I'm going to go over to the new mall. We need to do some shopping.

Would you like to go? My treat?

Yeah, we'd love to.

All right. Well, I'm heading out. So, ready?

I've got too much studying to do.

Oh, come on.

Besides, it will give you some time alone with your mother.

Okay.

I'll see you later.

Have fun. Bye.

Mmm.

Wow.

Really good June today.

Here you go.

Well, vine sealed and delivered.

Thank you.

Thank you, but I was just leaving.

That's slippery silverware.

I'll be sure to complain to the kitchen.

Well, to be honest, the food is good.

I don't mind a little slippery silverware.

I like slippery silverware, too.

You can never have too much slippery silverware.

Did I tell you that spoons are my favorite

utensils?

That's funny. They're mine, too.

I'm so sorry.

It's quite all right. It wasn't your fault.

I need to get myself cleaned up.

Is there something I can do for you?

Yes, there is.

You could stick your big fake tits in a cup of hot, scalding coffee and see your

fake plastic nipples burn off.

And you could also try leaving my fucking boyfriend alone.

Women are crazy.

Women are fucking crazy.

I was just talking shop to that little waitress inside there.

But you know what? You would have thought that I had my hand shoved

her crack.

Oh, you mean that brunette with the big chips? Yeah, the brunette with the real

big tip.

Yeah, the brunette with the big tip.

Janet.

You show me no respect. Baked at all. I turned my back for two seconds and

you're in there, you're flirting with the hired help.

Bullshit. I wasn't doing anything.

Bullshit? Like the bartender from the club last week? Was she just bullshit

Talking, okay? I was just talking. Can't a guy just talk?

No, you were fixing to jump her.

Excuse me, but, uh... Hey.

Would you like it if I were to come on to Security Boy here?

You think every girl in the world is... Is hotter than me?

I doubt that.

Shut the fuck up. You're not helping.

So another guy can't say that I'm hot?

You're twisting.

How would you like it if I came on to security boy here?

Frank. Frank? Frank.

How would you like it if I came on to Frank?

Janet, you are out of control.

Would you run out and play the fields if I was at home waiting up all night for

you? This is stupid.

I was just talking.

Talking. Well, I'm just talking to Frank.

Well, it looks like you're doing a little bit more than talking.

Well, that's how it felt when you were in there talking to the waitress with

big boobs sticking all out.

Hurts, don't it?

Don't you like my boobs?

Aren't my boobs pretty?

Mine aren't enough?

Do you think my boobs are enough?

Yeah.

Do you want to feel him? Go ahead, feel him.

Yeah, stop it.

Leave him alone.

And I'm going to do more.

I'm going to get Frank's dick out. I'm going to put it in my mouth.

Well, you're not going to do that. Frank, relax. Go ahead, knock yourself

You don't think I will?

Do it.

Here I go.

You want me to suck your dick, Frank?

You like that security man, Frank?

Does that feel good?

Well,

you might as well be kissing him, right? You want to cheat? Go fuck him.

Why don't you go over to the table over here and just have a bucket?

Come on, Frank.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you guys are security, man.

a lick on that thing.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

I think you like watching that.

No, it's not turning me on.

I think you're enjoying it.

Uh, no.

I think your dick's probably hard right now.

Come on, put your clothes on. Let's go.

It's not gonna happen. Come on. Come here.

Put your clothes on. Come here.

Come on. You, here.

Come on, put your clothes on. Come here.

What? What do you want?

I want your dick out.

Really? Yeah.

You do what?

Because I'm going to suck your dick, too.

I'm just going to take them out.

Really? Really. Really.

Yeah. Yeah, is that what you want? Yeah. Kind of rough, huh? Show me something.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'll show you something. There's a cock. Fuck it.

That's it. Come on.

Fuck that cock.

You want to be dirty?

You want to be dirty?

You ready?

right there right there don't you head back come on

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's good. Right there. No, don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah, just like that.

Give it to her Frank. Oh, yeah, but me.

Oh, yeah

A dick in my ass.

Oh, yeah, he's in my ass.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, my sucker.

Oh, my God, your fucking cock's just tearing that ass up, isn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Fucking stretch it out. Make me take your cock.

they want to renew my visa i've been here so long now i have to get a work

visa otherwise i have to go home when and for how long

immediately and if i go i have to leave for at least six months

and even if i come back i still need a work visa

You want to come with me?

Stop it.

I have too much work.

And if I take too much time off, I could lose my position completely.

And there are a few others like it.

Anyway, I'm still on probation, and I don't know when they're going to let me

fly to Europe.

I'm going to miss you so much.

Man, you look fucking killer, baby.

Wow.

You think I'm sending some message this way that I don't want to be sending?

Yeah, like, maybe I'll let my loser boyfriend home and on the plane and meet

some guy.

Take him in the john and suck him off.

Maybe.

Maybe I'd like to get a drink. I haven't seen the stewardess for about an hour.

What's your name?

What do you want to be?

So you're going to show me a good time?

That's up to you.

um um

Look at me.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Say it.

So you love this background.

I love this background.

Nice cut.

Looks bigger than my boyfriend.

Fucking idiots sometimes, you know.

I'm starting to hurt your feelings.

You think I really feel that way, don't you?

No.

I thought you really felt that way. I couldn't play the game.

It would be too real.

I don't want to hurt you.

Ever.

Marry me.

Marry me if you don't want to hurt me and stay You know what we

better hurry up look what time it is

Excuse me, sir. New security regulations say you can't park here.

Hey, man, I'm just helping her with her luggage.

Can I see your tickets and passport?

Okay, we'll take care of everything from here, okay? You're going to have to

take off.

Say you can't park here.

He just wanted to help me.

Well, you have to leave.

Airport regulations dictate you can't park here unless you're leaving today.

Take care of your business, please.

Hello.

I'll take care of it from here.

You got to move now.

Hmm.

Such a dirty little slut. Cock in your mouth.

No, the other way.

That's it.

Well, you here for a job?

I have a job as a waitress.

I want a career.

Good.

Well, I presume you have the qualifications we asked for in the ad.

I have my resume.

That's okay. I don't want to see it.

Why don't you pick up that mess?

Go ahead.

Good.

See the filing cabinet here?

Would you open the bottom drawer, please?

You can find a box in it. Take it out.

Right there.

Go ahead and have a seat.

Open it.

Would you put them on?

Go ahead, put them on.

I like my assistants to look impressive.

Nothing makes a woman look more strong and attractive.

Then the classy pair of pumps don't you agree?

You

can

take a little walk for me

You're hired.

You're back here tomorrow morning at 10am.

Oh. And can you finish picking up this mess for me?

Did I ask your opinion?

If I wanted a partner, surely I would have advertised for such and not settled

on an uneducated little slut.

Did I ask your advice?

Your worthless advice? I should sew that goddamn piehole of yours shut.

Well... Enter.

Enter.

Houston, we have a problem.

Did you see Sally standing here yesterday?

Snivelling pitifully.

Her tail between her legs.

She quit.

Gave her two weeks' notice, like a good little secretary, and walked out.

And now, my little pony girl is back.

Not one day later.

And wants her job back.

Your job.

What do you mean, a pony girl?

Not quite grasping was a pitiful excuse for a secretary she was. She doesn't

understand why I was willing to let her go.

And why?

I don't think I understand.

Three months she had to learn my very simple rules.

And the results?

Well, I guess you're just going to have to see for yourself how lacking Sally

still is in the really important aspects of her job.

What is this?

Polyester?

I'm sorry.

No panties?

Didn't I ask you to wear panties to the office?

I don't like wearing them.

I don't expect you to have mastered the nuances of your new position.

It will take time.

Hopefully, by pointing out some of Sally's shortcomings, you'll be able to

repeating the same mistakes.

Oh.

Why don't you give it a try?

You want me to pick that up for you?

Mm -hmm.

Do your best.

I've spent the last three years waiting on drunk assholes with shitty tips.

So I'm well -versed in spoiled little boys on power trips.

So if I'm going to have to work with an overstimulated group of people, I intend

to get well -paid for it.

little routine.

Let me show you mine.

I even like the pump.

But I do things my way.

I'm willing to negotiate.

Get up.

Take my pants off.

I didn't tell you to look at him.

Do what you said.

Lowly.

so far?

So far.

I bet you'll like this.

I know I will.

Dip your tongue out.

Do it.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Yes.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. That's it.

Suck all the cum out of it. Come on.

That's it. Feed it to her. Feed it to her.

Yeah.

Oh, back your hands.

Yeah. Oh.

Mmm.

Ah.

Mmm.

Ah. Nasty girl.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Do you have the time?

More time than I need.

Really? The person I'm supposed to meet has been delayed three hours.

Well, there's not enough time to go and come back.

Nah, not really.

My boyfriend's bus has changed.

My girlfriend's did too.

Bus 57?

Yeah.

Melanie. I mean, Mel.

I mean, I call her Mel.

It's kind of bad.

We've been apart for close to three months now.

Has Sam been a good boy?

Truthfully?

Yeah.

Yeah, I have.

I'm personally not much of a monogamy, but Mel, she demands it.

She flies that straight and narrow path.

Good looking guy, lucky guy.

My wife, her name's Helen.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be stopped here for about a half hour.

If you need to, I suggest you use the time to freshen up and you might want to

take your belongings with you. We've got a clinic who come in here to clean up

the bus.

You mean to tell me that you've been away from your girl for three months and

you need to respond to me in the morning?

Please.

I'm always in the pursuit of knowledge.

Well, what about Melanie?

I hate to admit it, but corrupting the young and innocent is really a turn -on.

Let me know when you want something.

Okay, thank you.

Believe me, Melanie is a pure farm girl.

Sometimes I feel guilty just thinking about the things I wanna do to that

Yeah, yeah

uh uh

Ugh.

Son of a bitch.

Where the fuck is the bus?

I see.

Yeah.

I'm on bus 57 now.

I missed you too, Sam.

Yeah. Okay.

Hey, look. All right. Yeah, the fucking bus broke down.

Can't wait to see you.

No, I'm on the next bus. I'm sorry, honey.

All right. Love you, Ellen. Bye.

What do you want to do to her that makes you feel so guilty?

Come on.

We're adults.

Buzz should be here in about 45 minutes.

It's easier for me to tell you what I'm not interested in doing to her, than

what I am interested in doing.

Mm -hmm.

Wow, you're good.

A cigarette?

Nothing.

I only allow myself two vices a night. Yeah? One.

One, brother.

Oh, there you are. I thought you were at the cave.

No. Pamela, right?

You know it's Pamela, Dan.

Let me introduce my baby brother, Mike. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike.

I'm usually full of shit.

I wasn't lying this time.

You are gorgeous.

Yes, she is.

Damn. Damn it.

I'm so sorry.

You got it. No, wait. No, you got it. It's fine.

You should get back to the bar.

Customers are sobering up.

And they're going to realize what an asshole your brother is.

Let's go.

Don't you have a job to do?

Don't you work for me? Yeah.

So, let's go.

I do have to get back to work. I know. I'm enjoying the music.

By the way, do those lines ever work with you?

Don't worry about it.

That's okay.

Put your friends away.

Fuck you, man.

What?

Hey, what do you want?

Take it easy. Go home, man.

She's mine.

Okay, okay, okay.

Easy, easy, easy.

Calm down, buddy.

Hey, easy, easy. Put the gun away.

Hey!

I want to go.

Get the fuck out of here.

I just want to go.

Let her go.

Listen to me. You're going to make a big trouble.

Put the gun away.

Relax, okay?

Okay?

Trust me, you know? Let her leave.

Those brothers get crazy drunk.

Maybe some stuff for after hours you just would not believe.

This is their first time.

You're my hero.

I'm going to get you some coffee.

I'll sober you up. Oh.

We'll be right back.

What the hell?

Mmm.

No.

Yeah.

It's hot in there.

My hero.

You sure you're okay to drive?

Yeah.

Maybe some other time.

Soon.

What was that otherwise?

Oh shit my horn.

Thank you.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

That's true.

Dicks in the pussy, huh?

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