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Every guy I've been with, I must have had sex with them outside.

Yeah, somewhere or other. In the car, on the bonnet.

I don't think I've done a phone box, though. Nor me, though. You have, don't

you? Yeah, that's a swimming cubicle. I've had sex in a swimming cubicle. Oh,

God. What about you? Have you got any sore details?

Yeah. You're very quiet.

Looking a bit shy over there.

I can't really think of anything. There must be something.

Surely you've kissed a boy.

A little one, yeah.

Not a little kiss?

Have you put one in your mouth before?

Not a real one.

I mean, you've not actually touched a car before?

No. You must have.

You've never touched one? Never ever?

Never ever ever.

Have you seen one, right?

Pictures. Oh my God. No, like in arm's reach.

You've never seen a penis?

No.

Slash no.

What?

She must be wondering what we're talking about. I know.

You've got all these phone boxes in the back of cars and you've never even had

one in the bedroom. No.

Never. Never ever.

Go. You aren't winding us up.

No, I'm really not. Never. Never seen one. Never touched one.

Just pictures.

Well, I think we need to work now. I think we need to give her a lesson in

corporate. I know.

Can't have you being all naive about it.

I've still seen a car.

No. Well, we're going to make sure I let you do that.

We're going to have to do something.

What can we... What can we do, really?

Let's have a think. We can... A stripper, maybe?

Dolly, can you... I've got no idea.

And you know how to suck a lollipop, don't you? Oh, I sure do.

No more game controllers and lollipops for you.

That's quite funny.

Give me one day.

Wow.

Look at that. Oh.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah, if you get it nice and wet.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Wow.

much you've enjoyed.

Oh yes.

It's better than a lollipop.

It looks like it does.

Oh yeah, go on, show what you can do.

Oh my gosh.

Do you see what I'm doing here?

What's the expert?

Yeah.

Wait till you see what happens in the end.

Oh yeah, there's more to come.

Really? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh wow. Oh.

And that's how you choke on a cup.

Oh.

Does it hold my hair?

Oh, fuck.

Indeed.

Oh, yes.

How have you been hiding these cups from us for so long?

Such a nice thing for a cup.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh, look at that guy.

Oh, my God.

I like that. It's more, oh, I've got another guy.

Oh, I can't

wait to see it.

What if your arm gets tired? Something else can always take over for you.

Feel free, ladies. Here we are.

Oh, yeah.

I don't know what you call marriage counselling.

Oh,

yes.

You could rent this one out.

Rent a cot.

Oh, yeah.