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How have we managed to stay together all
these years? It's simple.
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I never listen to a single word your
father says.
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I mean, I can see his mouth move, but to
me it sounds like Charlie Brown's
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teacher.
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Very nice. Your delivery
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was quite serviceable.
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Serviceable? Great. That's just what I
was going for.
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Well, don't get discouraged, sir.
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Use the props to illuminate the text.
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For example, you're holding a can of
pledge, but you didn't do anything with
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Well, that's because my character and I
don't like to clean.
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What your character doesn't like is her
husband.
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I need to see that in her cleaning.
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Okay, go.
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Huh? Clean!
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How have we stayed together all these
years, Lord? I don't see the anger.
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Think of that pledge as a big can of
rage.
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Spray the rage, Sybil.
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Spray the rage!
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I never listen to a single word you put
us out! More, Sybil! You hate to clean!
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I can see us let go! No, you're cleaning
more! But to me it sounds like Charlie
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Brown's teacher!
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That's it!
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Okay, everyone.
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That's all the time we have today.
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Think bold.
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Be fearless.
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And remember, an actor acts.
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Good scene.
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Thanks. Just one note.
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No matter how angry you get, never
polish against the grain.
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My character and I think you should mind
your own business.
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Thanks, Trevor.
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I like it when you push me to take
risks.
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And in that spirit, would you like to go
out with me tonight?
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Oh, sure.
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I'm sorry, but that delivery wasn't very
convincing.
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I would love to go out with you.
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Pedestrian.
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People with every fiber of my being, I
would feel privileged to escort you
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anywhere.
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Now try it with a southern accent.
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Pick me up at 8.
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Dick.
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It's your alimony check.
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Wow, he gives you that much every month?
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Not the amount.
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The memo line.
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Hmm. Blood money for the whore of
Babylon?
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I thought you were from Buffalo.
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Oh, look, there's Ira Woodbine, famous
writer.
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Must be using Windows 95 to pick up
chicks again.
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It's over. It's all over. Having trouble
getting started on your new book?
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What new book?
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I'm blocked. I'm empty. I couldn't even
knock out a pamphlet.
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Oh, Ira, I know you have trouble getting
started, but I want you to know I am
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behind you every step of the way.
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I hope they have that pasta cob thing
today.
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Sybil, you gotta let me work at your
house.
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Oh, no.
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Sybil, when we were living together, I
could really write.
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It could have been the agony of our
marriage. It could have been the
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I don't know.
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A week, just to get started.
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But you order one pay -per -view movie,
and you're out of there.
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Table for two for the acting teacher's
pet.
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Our specials today are filet of suck -up
and the brown nose pot pot.
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Speaking of no tip.
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I'll be right back with your
complimentary drinks.
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So, where are you and Olivier going
tonight? Another tractor pull?
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Trevor and I are going to a new play at
the Taper.
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I have never dated a more talented and
inspiring man, and lordy can he pack a
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pair of Levi's.
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So, tell me, have you bagged the buck?
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No, but I've got him in the crosshairs.
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I wouldn't trust your aim. It's been
over a year since you squeaked off a
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One more hunting metaphor and you're
going to end up strapped to the hood of
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car.
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Oh, look, somebody's visiting her
boyfriend.
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Do they live here?
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Hi, Sean!
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Zoe, come on over.
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I once dated a boy named Sean. Sean
Garrett. He's a woman now.
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Here, sit down, honey. Hi, Zoe.
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So, visiting your boyfriend at work,
huh?
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Sound serious.
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Hey, why don't you just say it, Mother?
Are you two having sex?
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No. Are you?
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You know very well I took a vow of
chastity.
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Sybil, that's what you should do. Call
it a vow.
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Well, that's very funny, but I've chosen
chastity because it simplifies my life
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and provides me with a sense of
serenity.
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I can tell.
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Honey, you do know there are ways to
release that serenity.
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Oh, no, I'm not having this conversation
with you.
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All right, but you know there's some
excellent books on the subject.
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Sex for One by Betty Dodson. I'm gone.
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Congratulate me, Sybil.
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Marianne, remember when you called and I
said I have a date, don't come over?
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What I meant was, I have a date, don't
come over.
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Guess how I punished Dr. Dick.
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You remarried him?
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Worse, I called the FBI and told them he
was the Unabomber.
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Oh, he writes a nasty crack on your
alimony check.
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You call the feds on him.
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Sounds fair.
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Pretend I'm not here. I'm very busy.
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This is me being busy.
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Gee, I ought to at least buy me dinner
first.
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I'm looking for this stapler. I can't
find it anywhere.
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I stopped keeping it under Marianne's
ass weeks ago.
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I'll keep looking.
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Stapler, huh? It must have written at
least two pages.
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Hey, smell me. Hey, bite me.
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Do you have a date tonight?
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Oh, that's right. I do.
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I didn't know she was at the banging the
pots around stage.
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They grow so fast.
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Soon she'll be walking.
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Excuse me.
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Let me guess. You're having a problem
with Sean.
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No, I'm not having anything with Sean.
Are you happy?
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I'm proud you decided to stay celibate.
A lot of kids your age couldn't. In
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fact, when I was your age, nobody could,
unless you were in the ROTC.
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Even the Summer of Love couldn't help
those people.
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Mom?
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I know. Get lost.
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I have all these feelings for Tom, but I
made this vow to myself, and I'm sure
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he wants to, and I just don't know what
to do.
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You had a lot of reasons to make this
vow.
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And one of the reasons could have been
you just weren't ready.
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Mom, could we number these useless
platitudes? That way next time you could
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go, Zoe, seven.
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I think those little, uh, things you
light fire with.
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Matches?
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Boy, you are blocked.
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They're in the living room.
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Hey, if you decide to set yourself on
fire, don't stand near my new drapes!
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You know, Zoe?
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I was barely 20 when I married Dr. Dick.
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Is this going to get personal? No, not
at all.
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We were both virgins.
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I never told your mother that.
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I wanted her to respect me, so I always
led her to believe I was a tramp.
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Well, Sean and I don't know... No, this
is a story about me.
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It was our wedding night.
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Richard scattered rose petals all over
our bed.
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lovingly carried me through the
threshold, and we tenderly experienced
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other for the very first time.
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Did I ever tell you I once superglued
his penis to his thigh?
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Okay, the matches go right above the
statement.
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Hello? Sean, hi.
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Oh, good, I want to tell him the story,
too.
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What's my curling iron doing down here?
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I needed it like Lodge.
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I couldn't get past my block, so I
decided to strike out into a new
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Is that my TV remote?
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Maybe.
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Ira, I'm worried about you.
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Relax. Write anything just to get the
juices flowing.
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Complain to the airlines. Remember how
that used to soothe you? Okay, okay.
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I've really got to get going.
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Are you going to be okay?
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Yeah, Sib. Thanks a lot. I'll be fine.
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Here, Pacific Asia Airways.
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I am writing to complain that I have no
talent.
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I enjoy working with you in class,
Sybil. But I must say, it's even more
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delightful spending time with you out in
the real world.
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Wow. Most men never use the word
delightful unless they're talking about,
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know, boxing.
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If you don't mind my asking, why don't
you act anymore?
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I realized I was born to teach.
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Though I do still get offers.
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I'm not surprised.
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I'm about to make you one myself.
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In fact, a friend of mine just asked if
I'd be interested in dusting off my one
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-man show.
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You have a one -man show?
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Is there a part in it for me?
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It's an evening of Shakespearean
monologue.
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I do miss it.
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Embracing every creative impulse.
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Abandoning all inhibitions.
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Surrendering to end things.
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And finally, achieving the sublime
golden moment when you and the audience
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one. Oh, yes, Sybil, you're right.
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When I get home, I'm going to pull out
all my old notes and start right to
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Yes, seize them all.
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The energy in the air before the curtain
goes up on my performance? That's the
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stage. In Sunset Boulevard, the pool was
bigger than that.
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No, Marianne, it's a one -man show.
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Actual theater.
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There'll be no singers on roller skates,
no helicopters landing, no dancing
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teapot. Oh, well, we'll do something fun
afterwards.
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No, Trevor and I will do something fun
afterwards.
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At least I vaguely remember it being
fun.
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Well, I'm going to do something better
than sex.
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Revenge. Dr.
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Dick's latest affront.
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In response to your prank, I hope you
don't mind, I poisoned a bottle of your
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finest wine.
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So good luck, you'll need it. It's my
turn to gloat. I hope you die painfully,
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you raspy old goat.
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Raspy old goat?
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A term of endearment he used to use.
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I never thought he'd turn it against me.
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Now you have to throw out your entire
collection of wine.
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Don't be absurd. It just means one day
I'm going to drink that bottle and die.
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a fully developed male mounts the frisky
female.
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Hey, kids.
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Don't mind me. Just keep doing whatever
you're doing.
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I'm going to sit right over here and
jumpstart my writing with a little
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of consciousness here.
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I'm writing again.
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And the keys feel good.
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Zoe and Sean are here cheering me on.
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Now they're standing.
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Now they're leaving.
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We're going out for a cappuccino.
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There they go.
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Now I'm all alone.
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No distraction.
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You know what they say. Those who can
do. Those who can't are still a lot
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than this.
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That's it, Queen.
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Isn't it
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painful for him
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to keep falling like that?
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I sure hope so. It seems only fair.
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Absent thyself from felicity a while.
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And draw thy breath.
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In pain.
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To tell my story.
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I know it sounds shallow.
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But I just don't think I could ever
stoop such a locks.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Um, listen, Sean.
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I've been thinking.
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You know my vow of chastity?
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Very well.
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And I want you to know that I respect
it.
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Yes, well... Don't.
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Don't?
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Don't.
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Zoe. Zoe.
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What?
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What? Don't you want to... Yeah, yes.
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Yeah, of course.
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Of course I do, but, um... I don't know.
I kind of like celibacy. It's painful,
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but I like it.
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Really?
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No, not really.
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Um, but, you know, this is going so
well, I'd hate to ruin it by... by
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any better.
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Yeah, I feel the same way.
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Really?
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I thought you'd be disappointed in me.
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No, I'm relieved, actually.
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Me too.
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Simmo, my muse!
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Are you as exhilarated as I am?
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You bet.
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I got a big rush when it was over.
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I want to know what you think.
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Don't hold back. Use as many
superlatives as you see fit.
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Okay. I like the writing.
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And all the seats face the stage.
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And they say you should eat five fruits
a day, so from that standpoint, you
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should be feeling really good about
yourself.
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You didn't like the show, did you?
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Well, no.
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Devastated.
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God, I could use some sex.
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It's very obvious.
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You're not devastated at all, are you?
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Well, if there's one thing I've learned,
it's never to listen to the critics.
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Of course, I have no qualms about
sleeping with them.
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Can we take two cars or one? I can't,
Trevor.
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Why not? This was going to be our
magical night.
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Suppose there was an acting student who
was attracted to her teacher because she
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thought he was incredibly talented, but
then she found out she was wrong.
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I was so horribly wrong.
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Wait a minute. Are you saying that's
what's happened here?
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I'm afraid so.
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I thought I'd be left painful in the
third person.
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Goodbye, Trevor.
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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Put a plum in it.
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I can honestly say that was a truly bad
night in the theater.
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I walked out feeling like Mary Todd
Lincoln.
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But tonight no one got shot,
unfortunately.
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Hello, ladies. Did you have fun tonight?
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You're looking better. Did you have a
breakthrough?
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You bet. I finally came up with an idea
that makes sense. Would you excuse me a
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moment? I hope it involves you writing
at your house.
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As God is my witness, I will never write
again!
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Die, you stinking bastard!
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I'm free!
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Yikes.
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You know, Carole King was right. At
night the stars really do put on a show
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free. Uh -huh, that's great, Ira.
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Hey, I didn't hear you kids come in.
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Thanks, Sean.
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Tonight was, uh, really special.
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Ah, boy, I'm famished. Anybody else
hungry?
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I could eat.
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Mary Ann, something happened here
tonight.
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Something that didn't happen to you.
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I'm worried I didn't prepare enough.
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Well, except for the lectures, the
books, and the puppet shows you left her
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completely in the dark.
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I must have done something right. I
didn't look that happy after my first
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Of course, my mother walking in on us
with warm cookies didn't help.
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My first time was much less traumatic.
You know, the usual high school football
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game under the bleachers.
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Happened so fast you didn't have time to
put down a sousaphone.
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Hey, Zoe, let's talk. I'm here for you.
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okay about doing this, considering, of
course, that breaking and entering is a
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felony.
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Felony schmelony.
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Yes.
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Oh, dick, dick, dick.
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Poisoning my wine and calling me an old
goat.
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Will he never learn?
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Ready? Ready.
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goat that's just eaten seven burritos
and more bran flakes than the entire
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of Boca Raton.
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Marianne, remind me never to divorce
you.
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