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They just seem so much bigger than me. And I'm just worried that it's small.

Bigger than you? Do you mean bigger down below?

Yeah. And they seem like a lot, lot, lot bigger. Not like only a little bit

bigger. But I'm just like really worried because I don't know whether it is just

me being paranoid or whether it is small.

I've just said it now. I've just got it out.

Do you know what?

The best thing to do is show your auntie. I'm your auntie. I'm your

seen it before when you were a baby. I thought you might just give me some

advice on what I should do. I can't show it yet. I can't give you any advice

unless I see what the problem is. Come on, come on.

Let's take these off. You take this off. I need to see what you look like.

Please be gentle with me there, auntie.

Just say what you think.

Of course you know I'm your sweet auntie.

All right.

So far so good. Looks okay.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Is it?

Is it?

Is that what average is? No,

that's not average.

No, that is... Let's take these off first. Hold on. I've got to kind of

breath. I've got to confess I'm a little bit short.

In what way?

Because it can't be small, small. Is it just a little bit?

That's aspiring to small, I'm sorry.

Aspiring? What, you mean it's bigger than small?

No. What's aspiring?

It means it can't even raise itself to the level of small.

You mean most people have got much bigger than that? Oh dear.

Well,

when you're a baby, I suppose it was about the same size when you were a

thought it would have grown a bit by then. Oh no.

Gosh.

Oh.

I wish I hadn't shown you that. I know, I'm sorry. If I laugh, everybody else is

going to laugh at me.

I'm short.

Is that what you think? That anybody else would laugh?

Well, I think they'd find it a little bit of a shock.

It's like... Oh, that's good.

Oh, look at that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's so good.

I can't watch me close.

What are you doing?

I was just giving a bit of friendly advice. He's having a little bit of a

problem with girls. You might be able to help.

Oh my god.

Not everybody can give advice. Why don't you have a look? I can't show anybody.

Don't be shy.

He thinks it's a bit small.

A bit? That's my new. Oh my god. That's like a pin dip.

It's hard to be kind.

It's really hard.

Yeah. I'm like, you're a cock.

It's hard. Can't we say it's hard?

How can we not read it?

And a magnifying glass.

God, you're so cool.

It is funny, though. Have a look, have a look. So I'm not normal?

Are you sure you weren't born, like, a woman?

You've got that, you know, you're half man and half woman. You have, like,

A mandarinus. Oh my god. Yes! He's got a mandarinus. It's a he -she. Is it just

like a big clitoris?

Oh my god, I saw a picture of a woman with a big clitoris and you're telling

that I'm just like a woman with a big clitoris? Is that even an erection?

erect. Can you feel how hard that is?

I reckon you should try and make it even more erect.

Have you ever seen an erection? You're going to like this because you've never

seen a girl with a big clitoris. Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is that making him more hard? I don't think you can.

Oh, my God. Is that as big as it gets?

Oh, that's beautiful.

Oh, my God. I'll never see that. Will I never see a woman do that for me?

Will you never do that for me?

Oh, God.

It's not even got any bigger.

Look at these.

Oh, my God.

Is it working?

Oh my God, it's hot. Oh my God.

There's a little bit of dribbling.

It kind of looks the same thing.

There's a bit of a dribble coming out of the end. I think it's a tear.

It can come though. Even if it's crying. It can come. No.

I think it can come. I don't know whether it's... Well, you must do a lot

You must do a lot for your own good work. But I think it's like a normal

but I don't know what you'd think now.

But your balls look normal.

Yeah, they should try. They should really try.

See if we can make it fit.

Let's try. Or dribble. How are we going to do this though? Like one finger at a

time?

I'll try going underneath.

Okay, we'll go to the side and you go underneath.

Oh look, it's nearly gone.

We've got a cord in it.

Wow. Oh, it's really difficult.

I know. Oh,

it is getting a little bit harder.

Yeah.

Oh,

look at that.

You could try putting... You're not part of my family.