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Oh

Two weeks without Maya.

Man, I'm going to miss her.

She's the only one who laughs at my jokes.

Mostly out of pity.

I'll take what I can get.

Hey, Dan.

Hey, you lot.

Look, this sucks. We should be the ones on tour, not go with her first. Mate,

cheer up.

I've finally finished this song.

One song isn't going to change the fact that it's one epic fail after another

for us.

Blimey. I got bitten by the humpy horse this morning.

How are you doing for your stupid school prom?

Whoa. I tend to shield my eyes from what a rare sunshine you're being.

Guys, I've got the prom poke to make for you.

Ta -da!

Cool. Guys, you can debut your new song.

Talking of your prom, who are you two taking?

Oh, haven't even thought about it. You know, it's been... Just for one night.

No thanks.

Anyway, things to do.

What? You've got to ask Chloe.

Nate, she loaded the dishwasher wrong. That's more like... Yeah, that's exactly

how Chloe looked to you just then.

Look,

the last thing we need is Chloe leaving because you can't see what's right in

front of you.

Come on, guys. Let's get these posters up.

There'll be a 30 -minute meet and greet after every show.

Then it's back on the bus, prompt to sleep.

You can never get too much beauty sleep.

What about free time? Free time?

There is no free time.

This tour is important.

If it goes well, phase two is America.

Ooh, cowboy land!

Our first stop is Rotterdam in the Netherlands.

Don't get any ideas about those cute Dutch boys.

Relationships, as always, remain off -limits.

That includes stuffed toys.

But I've never been away from home for this long.

I need my Henry Pickles.

You're a role model now.

Sasha, you... Make like a jacket and zip it, Maya.

Nothing out to disturb this pure... No, Sasha, don't.

Nothing.

Can I sit down?

I don't know.

Can you?

That's what my bum's for.

Sorry. That wasn't very... I think we're past call.

Sorry I didn't ask you to come.

You said I want you to ask me anyway.

Well, we're mates, right?

But we're also more than mates.

I guess I didn't ask you because... Well, you're so important to the band.

The band?

Yeah, totally.

There's so many times you've helped us out and you're always doing stuff for

Wonderland, so... So, when you say that we're more than just friends, you mean

I'm the band's dog's body?

No. Wait, yeah.

No, I don't know what I mean.

Well, uh, thanks for clearing all this up.

Why'd you have to make this so difficult?

I'm making this difficult.

Do you know what?

Perhaps it'd do us both good if we spent some time apart from each other.

What does that mean?

Maybe I was wrong to focus so much on the Wonderland. Right. Maybe it's time I

do other things.

So you're quitting?

Perhaps it's been a mix -up with our relationship, friendship, whatever this

about. Yeah, OK.

Well, I guess I'm sorry.

So am I.

You want to be my manager?

I think we'd make a great team, Cooper.

Okay. Have you got any experience?

I've got great experience on how not to be a manager.

Okay, I suppose.

We should totally vlog this. The start of something beautiful.

Just be yourself.

Say something fun.

Got it. Fun.

I can do fun.

Sorry, actually, when you say fun... Maybe we should work on your performance

skills first.

Have a good talk, Hesha.

Thank you, Colleen.

I've seen online that the Wonderland are playing at a local prom.

The Wonderland?

I almost forgot they even existed. Oh, well, I thought I might go along.

I really quite enjoyed them at my party. I wouldn't bother. Well, I've got room

on my roster, and to be honest, I always thought you made a mistake turning them

down.

Oh, my gosh.

Guess who?

Oakley, what are you doing here?

I just wanted to say a proper goodbye.

Man, this bus is huge.

I'll only be gone for two weeks. You have to go now.

Can I tell you one of my new jokes first?

Right, what do you get when it rains potatoes?

The bus is going to see you. You know I'm not allowed to see anyone.

They love snails. I'm not eating snails or frogs.

Hurry it up, girls.

Sasha, I was wondering if... We've got a busy, busy day.

Oh, this is a must.

I packed you the top, but... You know, I think I left you on the bus.

I'm sure the front tyre was flat. We should go check.

The tyres are fine.

All aboard.

All right, ladies, have a seat.

Woo -hoo!

Hey,

Dan, you got a sec?

You, mate, I got all the seconds you need. Here, I'm going to try a new ghost

chilli smoothie.

I'll pass.

Listen, what made you quit your band?

It was becoming quite a struggle.

I mean, literally a struggle. I was finding it harder and harder to fit into

leather trousers.

Why? You're not thinking of quitting the Wonderland, are you?

Not really, I just thought we might have made it by now.

You guys are special.

Someone will notice you sooner or later.

Well, I hope it happens soon.

I've got band rehearsals.

Cheers, Dan.

How did it go with Chloe?

I think she might have quit.

Quit? As in, quit, quit?

Well, I tried to ask her to prom, but it went so wrong.

I started off by talking about my bum.

Oh, great.

Another disaster.

You think we'll be getting used to it by now?

We've still got a show to rehearse for.

We can't let this throw us.

Where's Oakley?

Saying goodbye to Maya.

What? We need him to rehearse.

All right, lads. It's only me.

Your biggest fan at work, partying for duty.

Uh, Oakley's only late for rehearsal, Luke. I don't think we need to replace

him.

No?

I thought, with Chloe quitting, you might need a new social media manager.

Sorry, that sounded kind of bad.

It's Oakley.

Where are you?

Long story. All right, a few best rules, ladies.

No tuna, no hard -boiled eggs. I might need a little help.

Want you to reach out. I came here for love.

For someone to hold me down.

Is that right?

It was too big. Too big.

And the me, me, me, me down.

Down.

Is that him?

I should find out what covered if you were all in trouble.

We've all got secrets, remember?

Does Sasha know that you smuggled your hair straight into the bus, even though

there are fireworks?

I get really frizzy.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

Came here for love.

Don't you want me? She's better, comfier than mine. What are you doing here?

Sasha turned up. I had to hide.

Here, on the bus?

I'll get off at the ferry.

What if she sees you before then? Everything okay, Maya? Nobody. I mean...

Yeah. But I'm missing this thing along.

It's not the same without you.

Harry, what took you so long?

Mum and Dad are going to pick up Oakley as soon as the bus gets to the port.

Great. See?

Disaster avoided.

What about rehearsals?

I can play.

I know all your songs.

There we go.

For now, we'll crack on with Luke and we'll take it from there.

This is such an honour.

I feel like it's pancake day.

I really like pancakes.

Harry, chill.

It'll all be fine.

Oh, sorry.

I thought you'd be done.

I think you all know Cooper.

I'm going to be managing him now.

What? Cooper and I have made it clear that this is purely a business

relationship. Don't want either of us thinking it's anything else.

We'll wait here while you finish off.

Well, this is awkward.

I thought I was over you.

I put out the flame.

Said tonight would be the end.

I wouldn't need to play the game.

Here I am, running up the 11th floor.

Knocking on the 7th door.

I'm a sick and trying, I'm a sick and trying. Baby, can you love me some more?

He's pretty great.

Nothing like you, though, guys.

No. Without Oakley, he might actually be better than I am.

Brilliant.

We should get you to play the prom.

I've never played live before.

Don't worry about that.

You don't mind if Cooper opens for you tonight?

Of course not.

Without Oakley, he'll blast off the stage.

OK.

So... ..we go first?

Great. Not only have we stopped playing school concerts, but now we're just

support acts.

I don't think we can do it, Chloe.

You'll be fine.

What?

The prom's been cancelled.

Great. What?

Yeah. How?

Someone reported them for not having a performance licence.

Who threw that?

Who do you think?

Sasha. Well, sorry, everyone.

This is the final straw for me. I can't do this anymore.

You actually got the prom cancelled?

But all those pocky... Enough of the bleeding heart stuff, Fabio.

This is business.

If Colleen finds the Wonderland, how would that make me look?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Oh, please, here.

Here, where?

What are you guys looking at?

Nothing.

Wait. You can't quit the band.

You tired of the struggle, Nate?

Must be hard.

Well, gone from being on TV to playing a little school prom.

Yeah, and we're not even doing that now either.

Today alone, Oakley's gone missing.

Halfway to Holland.

And because you can't tell Chloe how you feel, we've lost her too.

Look, we try our best, but the dream's over.

I've got to focus on what's real, like my schoolwork. Harry, please don't do

this. Look, I'm sorry.

We tried and we failed.

Just accept it.

Fletcher, wait.

Fletcher, don't.

Ah!

Oh, don't say. Ah! How exciting.

Hi, everyone.

I'm in a lot of pain.

It's our fault the prom's been cancelled.

Sadia's only done this to get to her.

You? To get to you?

No longer my problem, remember?

You don't know it was her anyways.

What am I saying?

Of course it was.

We can't let our schoolmate down.

You're doing it again.

Who's we?

Plus, you've got bigger things to worry about, like, I don't know.

Saving your band?

Could you get Molly and Eleanor to spread the word that the prom's been

Moved to where?

Here. Dan won't mind.

Chloe, come on. We can do this, but we have to pull together.

Come on, me and you.

OK.

Wait, what about Harry?

This could be our last ever show together.

I'm sure he'll come around.

Luke, Cooper.

Yes, boss?

We've got work today.

Not only do you bring your boyfriend aboard my tour bus, but he's one of the

Wunderlosers.

Wunderloser.

Hey. Who knew about this? I didn't.

I know what's best for you.

Really?

What harm is there bringing a teddy bear on tour?

Oh, I'm liking this guy.

You're just... It's so controlling.

Sometimes it feels like being in a prison.

Well, maybe you should be released from prison early.

Are you threatening to kick me out of the band?

I don't make threats.

Yeah? Well, how about I quit?

I don't want a tour without you.

I don't want to do it without Mary.

Sorry, Sasha.

I'm with my friend.

Here's the deal.

We get to be in Girls Here First and still have lives with boyfriends and

bears. Or there's no Girls Here First.

Are you threatening me now?

I don't make threats.

I've got the best girlfriend.

Get out!

The winners are Being put together with you two was

the best thing that ever happened to me.

Hey, where you going?

Home. You might have 1 million subscribers, but we've got one thing you

have.

Friendship. Hurry.

Your chocolate digestive.

Brave. Dependable.

I wasn't expecting to be playing on Radio 1 when I woke up this morning. I'm

telling you, this time next year. Might be sooner than that.

Maybe our luck's changing.

I can't believe we're at an actual prom.

Sometimes having a brother like Nate isn't all bad.

Let's go crazy.

Woo!

Not on my watch.

Your mum is so boring.

I know.

I can't believe we did it.

I can.

There's still time.

It's all right.

The new song can have its debut another day.

Cooper, you're going to have to go on instead of The Wonderland.

I can't. I've told Chloe already.

What if Luke went on with you?

Yeah, I'm well up for that.

It doesn't matter who's on stage with me. I've never played live in front of

real people before. Cooper, listen to me. Please.

You're a natural.

But I've always kept my music to myself.

You're too good to keep it to yourself.

People are going to hear you and they'll love you.

Come on.

Give them a night they'll never forget.

Okay.

I'll do it. Yeah.

Okay. I'll go pick you guys up, yeah?

Cooper and Luke. Cooper and Luke. Cooper and Luke.

All right.

Evening, everyone.

Hope all you guys are having an amazing prom.

We're having a few technical issues, so the Wonderland won't be playing tonight.

But I've got something even better for you guys.

Give it up for our newest, hottest duo, Cooper and Luke.

Let's go.

You guys ready to rock?

I mean, it's not really that sort of song. It's more of like a ballad sort of

thing.

One,

two, three, four.

You did a good job.

Sorry for being rubbish.

Never do it again.

Whoa!

What's going on here?

Nothing. Nothing?

What happened with the school?

Two guesses.

Sasha.

Where's Harry?

Well, he kind of... Oh, there he is.

Well, are we doing the show or not?

Oh, and for the record, I'm not here because I want us to make it.

I'm here because you're my mates.

Come here.

but do you get the feeling we missed something?

Mm -hmm.

Thank

you!

Ladies and gentlemen, the real stars of the prom, the Wonderland.

Good evening, everyone.

We're the Wonderland, and this is Don't Be So Hard On Yourself.

I came here with a broken heart that no one else could see.

I drew a smile on my face to play the whole thing.

my future husband.

Colleen, what a surprise.

Thought I'd come along and check out the local talent.

Any idea why the prom venue got changed this year?

Someone made a call, made them cancel.

Looks like I came just in time.

Oh, you're in for a treat.

Wow, you guys are great. Thank you so much.

Before we play our next song, I just want to say thank you to everyone who's

helped us.

You know who you are, and you mean a lot to us.

This next song, it's taken me a while to write, but it's about someone very

special.

it's called almost never did nobody

knows me the way that you know me i know that you know what no one does

sometimes i wonder i didn't wonder what's relying on

all my love what if i thought i'll just stay in

And I never saw you there.

What if I blink at the wrong time? And you never saw me

stare.

didn't Sasha find me?

It's not the first time she let gold slip through her fingers.

Colleen? Everything okay, I hope?

Sasha, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news.

I've decided to find the Wonderland.

What if I saw... Sasha?

You okay?

Just peachy, Fabio. Just great.

Colleen has declared war and I'm going to win.

No matter what!

What if I thought I'll just stay in and I never saw you there?

I'll never tell you that.

What if I blinked at the wrong time and you never saw me stare?