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Are you following me?

Because?

His name's Dermot.

Is he friendly?

Are you friendly?

Then he's friendly.

Would you like to touch him?

Can you make him fly?

I can ask him.

Dermot, how about a few turns around the heavens?

The red -headed maiden.

It has been a long journey, but at last we have found you.

Meaning what?

Meaning that Thor has granted our wish.

You. Well, let's not get too wishy.

Be off.

The gods don't make mistakes.

There's always a first time.

Be off. Be coming with us now.

Leave the boy alone!

The boy can stay, but you must come with us. You have no choice.

That's though.

Say hello to my choice.

Not that.

Seize her.

Stay away, Dermot.

But do not harm her.

Stay out of harm's way, boy.

Stay.

You're asking for trouble, Hornhead.

Barry, take her.

We need her to stay.

Stay down!

You too!

Nico! Nico!

I told you to stay.

Ruffman sees her now.

Dangerous.

Dim Dim called it a healthy appetite.

Scientists call it a feeding frenzy.

Dates?

Goat cheese.

Pickled eel.

Eating is an art, and I'm merely its humble artist.

Mr. Sinbad! Mr. Sinbad!

Yes?

The friend of the hawk?

Maeve! They took her.

Who took her? They called themselves Norsemen.

Raiders from the North Country.

Took her where?

Don't make me want to go.

Are you sure?

He's sure.

Dermot, lead us to her.

I'll bet you they didn't realize Maeve was an apprentice magician.

Yeah, well, I'll bet they're going to find out soon.

Put me down!

Put me down!

I've had enough!

You've had your fun. Now the fun's over.

Right. Now you can walk.

Proceed!

No.

You must do what we say.

And I said no.

You are a spitfire.

Twenty years ago, I would have taken you for myself.

And I still would have said, No.

It's best not to make him angry.

Angry? You want angry?

I'll show you angry.

Don't call me wet!

You are a grabby one, aren't you?

Train her hands!

Now you shall conjure no more.

Where exactly are we going?

To where our ship is.

And where would that be?

With the gillings keeping it.

The gilling.

The demon.

I'm a demon.

Wonderful.

You won't get away with this.

No one shall stop me from getting my men home safely.

No one.

So these Norsemen are seamen, right?

Legendary seamen. So what are they doing tromping around through the woods?

That's a good question. Why don't we catch him and ask?

I hesitate to mention this, but according to my comprehensive, omni

pivot -and -sight situator, we've changed directions no less than four

the last 30 minutes.

I call it compass for short. With this, no man need ever be lost again.

Meaning we're lost.

We're not lost.

Where does this force lead to, anyway?

It's not well -traveled. It's called the Forsaken Force.

Forsaken Force?

Yeah, people supposedly come in and... Don't come back out.

A local legend.

To scare the children. But we'll get out. We got the compass.

Uh... Uh... Wet.

But the sun's going that way.

Which means that's wet, right?

Uh... Duck, moisture buildup.

I have a new plan. Good.

Dermot's difficult to follow.

But we don't need him if we pick up signs of their fresh trail.

Meaning we stop looking up.

Start looking down.

That's the idea.

Don't be such a noob.

Ah, there.

There's the way we came through.

Wonderful. Now over there.

We're lost.

I said, we're lost.

L -O -S -T.

Lost.

Okay.

Habit your own misguided way.

It must be this way. I thought you knew where you were going.

I have been leading these men most of their lives.

On what?

Raid for Redhead?

Oh, such a courageous leader.

Follow me. It's this way.

You shouldn't talk to him like that.

He's an elder.

So what? Now I'm supposed to be polite.

After you dragged me here to this...

Horrible place.

Can't you feel the evil here?

Only fear is evil.

So is slavery.

You're not our slave.

You're our liberator.

I'm chained.

Do I have to draw you a picture?

What is ordained is ordained.

Did you see it? It's right over there.

Sorry. You should feel honored that Thor has chosen you to help us.

Who's Thor?

And what makes him think he controls my life?

Thor is the great protector.

The warrior of warriors.

Father of thunder.

Huh.

One of them guy gods.

A Norseman honors his duty to his people and his gods.

It's only then he can reach Valhalla.

What's Valhalla?

Norse heaven.

Every Norseman that dies in battle goes directly there.

What's the dogma you got there, big fella?

I wish you'd try to understand.

I understand that you've taken me prisoner.

Now you understand that I don't intend to remain a prisoner.

Here, let me help you.

I can get to and stand on my own two feet.

It's only a matter of time before my friends find us.

Anyone who follows after us won't succeed.

How can you be so sure?

Gilling promised us.

I'm over here.

Hello?

If something falls in the forest and no one actually hears it, then ergo, that

something does not exist.

Absolutely.

No!

Wrong, Gar.

Sometimes you have a tendency to...

You hear something?

Nope.

There's something fall in the forest.

No one actually hears it.

There you go.

Show yourself, Perrault!

Over here, men!

I found the trail!

Men?

Dermot, my men have disappeared.

Hey, hey, don't get huffy.

From now on, we'll follow only you.

Right now, help me find them.

Ruth, can you move?

I can't even turn my head.

Maybe we could just bust free.

Rungard, let's try.

Maybe I should call out.

Sinbad!

Sinbad!

Two more!

Sinbad!

This is not a pretty sight.

Don't we know it. Rue, is there any idea what kind of plant this is?

Well, I'm no botanist, but my educated guess would be that it's an anti

-aristoxicarium, commonly known as a death trap plant.

I really don't want to hear anymore.

It's a man -eater. It utilizes three feeder vines to snare its victims. Then

crushes them. Then it's fully digested. I said I don't want to hear any more.

Other than that, I don't want to end up as plant food. You'd probably give it

indigestion. Hold on, I'll cut you out.

Oh, yeah, and also I don't want to die.

What is this?

Stop asking me that.

Sorry. No, you're not.

If you were really sorry, you'd see this from my point of view.

All of you would.

You must put your trust in divine will.

Then everything takes on meaning and purpose.

That's it.

Stop.

I said stop.

Now, what are you furballs going to tell me what you have planned to do with me?

I can't hear you.

Guard her.

We'll scout ahead.

Stay in there a minute, okay?

Nice footwork.

You okay?

You're just lucky my hands are tied.

Stop looking at me.

Sorry. Stop saying you're sorry.

Sorry.

How come you're not all rough and gruff like the other Norskis?

I don't know.

Sure you do.

It's just the way I am.

Well, you don't have to apologize for being gentle.

It's an admirable trait.

If you say so.

I do say so.

And anyone who says different is a liar.

If you say so.

I do.

I do say so.

Maeve.

My name is Maeve.

Eof. So I hear.

They used to call me Little Eof.

No more.

Stands to reason.

Well, Eof, you're a good man.

But an even better one would let me go. I can't.

You're the chosen one.

Then you leave the chosen one with no choice.

Rise up.

May you rise up.

Feather on the breeze.

Rise up.

Rise up.

I demand that you tell me what you have planned for me.

No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You start talking, and you start talking

now.

Gag her.

We must forge on.

I can smell the ocean.

Gilling's cave cannot be far.

Tell me about the Gilling.

Tell me, please!

The Gilling demon holds our ship.

It's your duty to free us.

By giving up your life, you can return us.

He's a man obsessed.

Because it's me.

Well, they better not harm her. That's all I have to say.

What is it?

Felt like a spider.

Don't come any further!

It's in bed!

Today is just one sticky situation after another.

This is a great site.

Two bar.

Remarkable. Whatever built this must be a gigantic arachnid.

Meaning a spider?

Yes. Well, I hope Mr. Spider's a long way from home. Can you break free?

Don't struggle.

It's a scaffold web.

Struggling only increases the entanglement.

Now you tell me. You know, I really hate this forest. Help me.

Let me try.

I can't believe I just did that.

Be careful.

Vibrations along the web alert the spider as to its catch.

I said try not to move. I'm not moving.

Are you moving? Not an inch.

Well, that would suggest that the spider's returning to the web.

Try to spot it.

Anything?

Nothing that I can see.

Then again, something's dropping into view.

What? What do you see?

Do something!

Do something now!

It mustn't reach the web.

We've got to keep it from reaching the web.

It didn't even flinch!

Kruger! Aim at the top of the web!

Now that side!

Let's go!

I'll have to find your lunch elsewhere.

Comrade, we have returned to the water.

Next, we travel up the beach.

To the Gilling's cave.

But first we must eat.

Find food.

Then we go under the waters and cleanse ourselves.

It's been a cursed voyage.

Clouds blocked out the stars, leaving nothing to guide us.

The winds died.

We went adrift.

Even Norsemen are lost boys without the winds and stars.

Finally reached land.

Put down anchor, came ashore.

The gilling took command of our boat.

And the sea creature won't let us go.

He demanded a tribute.

I'm just sorry it hadn't.

Put it in your hair.

Are they with you?

Then bring them.

Take the flowers with the sign.

Bring them.

The trail is zigzagging. They're trying to throw us off their track.

They're not so sure anymore.

Look, it's Dermot.

What is it?

It's sea lavender.

It means they've reached the ocean.

Which means we're too late.

No. This is a message.

She hasn't left yet.

Dermot, take us to her.

Take us.

Where are these guys headed?

This is for you.

But if I remove your gag, you have to promise not to enchant me.

Do you promise?

I'm not hungry.

I only want to talk.

You should eat.

You just showed trust, right?

Then trust me again when I tell you you have to let me go.

You should feel honored that Thor has brought you to life. I don't want to

about your honor or your gods.

Maybe the killing only wants you as a slave.

I want my freedom.

I demand my freedom.

Why is she not gagged?

We can fight this Gilean.

Together we can defeat it.

Valhalla wasn't for cowards.

No. This is one battle we cannot win.

No one can ask another to sacrifice their life for them.

Gag her.

We already tried to fight the Gilean sea creature.

Our crew was 20 men before the fight.

We're all that remain.

It hasn't been long since they were here. Did they have taken her off in

boat?

No. They traveled up the shoreline. Turbot!

What's up the shore here?

A rocky coast.

Tretches for any boat travel.

Oh, yes, and the cave of the gilling demon.

Oh, great.

What's a day without something demonic?

Does anybody think Jeremy's... He's right there!

Your time has come.

Soon, we will be home.

We have returned.

Thor led us to her. We have brought her back for you.

Thor? Who is Thor compared to me?

You will command your sea creature to release our ship.

You will permit us to return home.

Perhaps. You promised that if we return... Put the lead head down!

We'll discuss your future tomorrow.

Until then...

way on the beach.

Leave her.

Now!

Leave us!

Nosman!

A real beauty.

You'll be such a delight.

Such a comfort.

Not so fast.

Our rendezvous is just beginning.

Tomorrow the sea creature will release our ship and we can set sail.

Tomorrow. And if not, this demon mocks us.

He mocks our God and we sit like sheep and do nothing about it.

I say we go up there and make our own demands.

Demands are only words.

Then we should fight.

Like the last time.

Until we can weigh anchor, we cannot leave.

Do you want to call this home?

Then we stay.

I said we stay.

I do so love your flaming red hair.

We'll make such a loving couple.

You'll come around once you get hungry, thirsty.

Being agreeable will win you favors.

Temper, temper.

And you should know now that no one is going to rescue you.

I'm seeing to that right now.

Where is she?

Where's Maeve?

I want you to tell me where she is. I want you to tell me now.

The killing's betrayed us.

He says it's familiar to kill us. That is what holds our ship, what has killed

so many of my men. It must be destroyed.

Sinbad, I seriously doubt our blades will cut through that shell.

Everyone, fall back!

Do you still have any of your exploding sticks? Only two.

Tie them together and light them.

What are those?

They're about to be used as crab killers.

Now get back, everybody!

You can't stay here. It's rude.

That, that, those are, those are much,

much better.

Now I better.

I'll take you to her.

We both will.

Zaruth, you and Rangar take charge here, just in case any other friendly

creatures show up.

Duvar!

What kind of demon is this? Like all of them.

In need of killing.

Well put.

Where have you been?

We don't have time for the day's events. Let's get out of here. If you'd take a

look, you'd notice I am chained.

You're coming back.

Now, now, now.

Where am I going to be taking my little girl?

No one is leaving until I dismiss them. You know, I think we'll take our own

district.

Got it.

Go with him.

Would you stop telling me what to do? Maeve, would you just for once?

I said no one is leaving.

She's dead, or you all die.

I don't think that's an idle threat.

Then let's finish him.

We can take out the flames, but Mr. Grissom himself is another story.

Enough with flames. We'll manage the rest.

Blaze took my...

Return to dark.

Fire, be gone.

Now, if we can keep them still for a moment, we can do some real damage.

Hell, let us show them how most men fight.

You got a real bone to pick. I noticed.

Try not to move.

I will not move in this world again.

Return home.

Take the bodies of our fallen warriors with you.

He looks peaceful.

He's going to Valhalla, babe.

Remember?

I remember.

It was Thor who sent you to us.

Now we can all be free.

Looks like a good day for sailing.

Thanks to all of you, we can.

Next time, maybe he'll just ask for our help. We'll do that.

If you sail north, our homes will be your homes.

A northern adventure.

That just might happen.

Now finding north won't be such a problem.

We thank you. You're most welcome.

I also have a gift.

So you remember the horn heads who took you away?

I'll remember.

Especially you.

Dorseman!

You and Eoffe got close.

Now what exactly are you asking?

Don't look at me that way.

It was simply a... a simple question.

What? I can't ask a simple question?