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So, honey, you know I always try and be your friend before I try and be your

mom. That's why I let you smoke pot at home, that's why I let you drink at

I know, you're the best.

I don't want you to get in the car and drive, I'd rather you be at home safe.

But I have to tell you something.

What's up?

Your dad's an asshole.

Tell me something I don't know. He's cheating again.

Are you serious?

Yes.

God. Mom, this is so stupid. I hate seeing you go through this stuff.

And I'm kind of an asshole too, I guess.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, I know I tell you everything. You're like my best friend.

kind of been dating black guys.

What? What are you talking about?

You're not falling for all that bullshit about black guys having bigger cocks

and being better in bed. Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom. They have swag.

Like, they have swag. Like, they're just so... I love black guys.

And I don't really want to date a white guy anymore.

Why? I mean... Because look at what dad does to you. Look at what dad does to

you. That reason right there.

But all men are the same. No, they're not. I can prove to you right now that

black guy, whether it's some random black guy walking down the street, Mom,

black guy can turn you out.

I don't know about this. I just don't think so. I think you're crazy.

I'll prove it.

I'm going to prove this right now. No, no.

Oh, my God. I can't believe my daughter is doing this.

Oh, she's so nuts.

What a crazy girl.

So... What's into her?

Hey, Mom, come here!

Oh, Lord.

I mean, to be honest, most mothers wouldn't be as, what's the word I'm

looking for, accepting of their daughter's habits. You know what I mean?

think that's pretty cool. Well, I don't exactly want her to be running around

the streets while she's drinking.

Right, right. Doing whatever it is that she knows. Right, right. She does, so.

And, you know, we both know they're going to do whatever.

You know what I mean? So, yeah, it's better.

It makes sense, you know what I mean? It's better to have him do it here at

house than just out there with whoever, wherever.

That makes sense.

So, Mom, remember that bet that we had?

Yeah, I remember that bet.

Yeah. So I don't know if we told him about the bet or no stuff.

I don't even know what you guys talked about. I told you about how my mom has

never met a black guy, right?

Yeah, I think that's how you introduce yourself.

So, well, I told her, like, any guy on the street that I find that's a black

is probably going to have a big dick because all black guys have big dicks.

Yes. Right?

So I think that you should, like, show her your big penis.

Wait a minute.

I like that. I like where you're going. You just met him and you're asking.

Yeah, right? I would just, like, whip dick out just like that. Like, hey, I'd

like to see your penis.

But it's big. Take my word for it. It's like really big. Well, don't talk about

it. Be about it.

I think my mom has never been with a black guy before. You realize that,

So for me to pick you out of all the other black men that I very well could

found. I got you, but really, what am I getting out of this?

Matter of fact, I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what.

Let's make a deal.

We both know it's going to be big.

You guys.

May know.

All right, I'll tell you what.

If it's not the biggest that you've ever seen, right, then I'll walk out

scot -free, shake hands with you guys in your bed, go on about your merry way.

But if it is at least the size of your forearms, then I get to fuck you both.

What do you think, Mom?

Once you go black, you don't go back.

You're not worried that it's actually the size of your forearm, though, is it?

You're not really worried. I mean, Mom, that sounds pretty, I mean, come on. I'm

looking at my forearm.

I'm looking at my forearm. How easy is that? Because when it's as big as your

forearm, then we get to bounce.

There it is.

All right, I'll take you up on that bet.

Okay, so the bet is that if it is, in fact, the size of your forearm,

in thickness and in length, then...

I get to fuck you both.

If your dick is that big,

just take it.

You can fuck us whenever you want.

My mom will take one for the team.

All right.

Okay. All right. But I got to let you know, it doesn't just start off

like that. You know what I mean?

You better not tell your father about this. We are thinking about getting

divorced. I mean, why would I tell him? Look what he's doing. I got you.

I'll tell you what.

It doesn't just like initially just start off like, you know, down here.

That's why she's here.

Oh, I thought that's why you were here.

Mom? Well, you guys are like mother and daughter, right?

I'll tell you what. We'll just make this like a, you know, a family thing.

Like a family adventure thing.

You know, we'll just explore and check things out, you know, together.

Come on, come on, come on. She's so ambitious.

Mom was so excited for you to see a big black dick. Oh, I can't wait.

That's so amazing.

You ready for something that you've never seen before?

All right, so... You're right, it's pretty big.

I mean, it's not the... Holy shit!

Oh, my God!

Let's see if it's... Mom?

It's not even hard yet.

It's not even hard.

It's about the size of her forearm. It's not even hard yet. I think we should

get him hard to see if he's the size of your forearm.

Yeah, that's great. I really like how she thinks.

She doesn't have the mind of her own. Mom.

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Mom,

it's huge.

Have you ever seen anything like this?

In a toy store once.

Me too.

This is definitely the biggest black one.

She did see the Asian ones about twice the size.

It's like a giant Kit Kat bar.

It barely fits in my whole mouth.

I think you should try it since this is your big black first penis.

Okay.

Holy shit, mom.

Yeah, that's about as far as it's going in.

Oh, Lord.

Like a giant Kit Kat bar, right?

There we go.

Why don't we go ahead and share it with the daughter again?

There we are.

Yeah.

You guys both have beautiful eyes.

Wow. Oh, my gosh.

My mom can get more than I can.

There you go.

Take it like a champ, Mom.

Go ahead and sit down.

There you go.

Look at you. You're close to it. Tap it just like that. Oh, that's beautiful.

Yeah, oh gosh, there's a beautiful Jesus

Green

is plenty

Okay, I'm starting to think that I might be about there. Might be about at four

hours status, Mom. Let's take a look.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I think... Uh -oh.

I think there's going to be some fucking... Okay, let me see this one

here.

Yeah, that looks like buns with the hot dog in the center right there.

We did make the bet, Mom.

Who's going to fucking first?

I know it ain't going to be me.

She actually just threw you under the bus like that.

She did, didn't she? You're really good at that. You know you want to do it too.

Okay. We should make this special since it's your very first black penis.

We should. We should spend our time with this. Your mom's really fucking sexy.

I'm so glad I can share this experience with you.

Wow.

Jeez.

You work out?

No, not really.

I don't have time for that. No gym?

No gym.

Jeez, what do you do? You've got a body extraordinaire.

Oh, wow.

Amazing.

And the front looks just as good as the back.

So what do you think so far, Mom?

Well, I think I'm still closed.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll tell you what I think.

I think I'm going to let you get started.

You over like this and let her get started. Go ahead and feed her, Mom,

you know, inspect.

some vicious watchdogs you got out there. Yeah.

Unfortunately. Damn neighbor dog.

The black man's already inside the building.

I'm so excited.

I don't know what you do to keep this body intact, but it's working.

I run around after her all day.

Oh yeah.

So how does mommy like it?

Mommy never gets sex, so I don't know.

Say what then? We'll just take it easy? Yeah.

Survive?

Slide you out of this right here.

Oh, Mom, I'm so excited for you.

Take

it

easy with that thing. I'm used to my husband's little white penis.

I cannot believe I'm watching my mom go black right now.

This is the proudest day of my life.

How is it,

Mom?

It's pretty good.

Yeah? So far, so good.

God, I can't believe how huge that thing is.

It's so much bigger than Dad.

I mean, not that I would know that or anything.

I was going to say, you know this how. I'm assuming so.

Dad's white.

Yeah,

take that big black dick, Mom.

ever write about this.

Oh, this is coming for my greedy daughter. I think you better go fuck her

minute.

My turn!

Hmm.

What do you mean greedy?

Now,

I've never had a penis this big before.

Oh, I know you haven't. But I love black guys.

It's a fantastic thing.

I love your fat ass.

Just relax.

Everything will be just fine.

Holy crap.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It's stuffed.

It's very stuffed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

Mom, how did you take that?

I'm supposed to be telling you how to take a black dick.

I think you can take it better than I can, though.

And you were bragging.

Mom, this is an abnormally large cock.

Oh, my.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I don't know, Mom. I think she likes it.

I know she was saying that she liked it.

is so much better than white dick.

I think you should be able to take it all as much as you talk about it.

I don't think you're in this conversation.

you should taste your

Delicious. Yeah?

Come here, Mom.

I'm going to show a little support.

That's it.

That's it. Go ahead and sit right behind me.

Oh, she's right down here. Oh, yeah. Right down here.

That's it.

Yeah. Go ahead and sit back here, Mom.

That's it.

Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Yeah.

Mm.

What do you think your mom would like?

Think she'd like a doggie?

I don't know.

You think you'd like a doggie?

Think I would like to give it a try

Me turning you into black guys. I think you did a great job.

And I think I should get more.

I think I should get some too.

Alright.

Don't go too far.

I'm going.

This is the best way.

I think you're right, Mom.

She hasn't gotten adjusted to her sea legs yet. Oh, shit.

Yeah, Mom, I think I'll just take a watch from now on.

Mom, I want you to blast all over your ass.

I wish you were my best friend.

Well, you never know.

This is like an IMAX theater.

Oh my God, you like

fucking my hot ass mom with your big black dick, don't you?

It was like the ultimate of watching my mom.

Fuck you right there.

for you to blast a fat load off.

I think you should go to your room.

What's the cum all over my face?

I have some unfinished business.

Told you once you go black, you never go back.

Jack, I think you should come over here and fuck me some more.

Oh, yeah.