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Oh, nope.

Oh, honey.

Hey. How you doing?

I've been better. What happened?

Me and Chris broke up.

I kind of overheard that.

I'm sorry.

That's okay. Yeah.

So, me.

grandpa been talking and we kind of have an idea to get back at your little

boyfriend. Maybe he'll come running back to you.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I was thinking since Archie's coming home from college, we could maybe

take some pictures of you two together since y 'all are not blood related and

everything and send it to your ex and make him jealous. What do you think?

If Archie's up for it.

Yeah, I'll definitely. I think that's a good idea.

We'll definitely be up for it. What do you think? Oh, he's a good guy. Yeah, I

think we should get some really good shots.

We'll send them to him.

I'll take some really good angles. You guys get some selfies together.

Me and Grandpa will kind of watch.

I mean.

Advise a little bit.

Yeah. Coach a little bit. Yeah, we'll just coach. Do what we do really well,

don't we?

Well, I definitely want to make her mad.

Yeah, let's get him back, girl. Okay. We're going to get your boy back for

If not, we're going to make him super jelly. Oh, yeah.

That sure is the country way, or at least our family's way.

Got it.

Oh, we're going to do some dirty shit. I mean, some really cute photos.

Some really good photos.

I think your man will be super jealous because Archie's so good looking, you

know what runs a family.

All are pretty damn good looking.

Yeah. And he's a good guy.

He'll be happy to help out.

Yeah, as soon as he gets here, we'll get on with it. Is he coming today?

Oh, oh, oh shit.

Archie, come on in.

He came back from school?

Yeah, he's home.

Hooray!

I haven't seen you in a while.

Come on in.

What's going on guys? How are you doing? I'm good. How are you guys? I'm doing

good.

I've been better. What happened?

Chris broke up with me. He's seeing somebody else already. Really?

You guys were perfect together. What happened?

I don't know. He called me earlier.

Wow. Yeah.

Can you believe that, sweetheart?

It's horrible.

My poor sister. She doesn't deserve that. I know.

Well, we have a plan.

Oh, really? Yeah.

We have a really good idea. I mean, we all kind of discussed it, and I think

might agree with it. What's the plan?

So we were thinking that you two could take some pictures.

Oh, okay. What kind of pictures did you have in mind, though?

Oh, well, you know, they're going to be the typical you're the new boyfriend.

Pictures, pretend to be the new boyfriend, just a hug or something.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, anything for my sister.

Well, anything for the family, right?

Of course.

Anything for the family. All right, girl, give me your phone. Let's get some

pictures. Getting close.

Are you actually allowed to take your backpack off? Yeah.

Give me that thing. It's supposed to be a fun thing. In the way.

Okay. Look at you.

Oh, yeah. All right, now hug each other.

Make it look like you guys love each other.

Yeah, that's good.

That's cute.

Let me get some more of those, okay?

All right, get a little closer now.

Yeah, this is looking good.

They make a nice looking pair, don't they? Yeah.

It's getting pretty hot.

Very nice.

Yeah, now maybe you should kick his cheek.

Isn't that cute?

There you go. That is just adorable.

Looks good.

Yeah, he's going to be so jealous.

Now, Archie, you give her a kiss now.

Okay, yeah.

There you go.

Looks like you're in love.

So cute.

Looks like you're in love.

Adorable.

Awesome. Hey Archie, why don't you grab the camera and take a few selfies.

Yeah, why don't you do that.

Make sure you get some good angles.

That's cute.

That's so cute.

Our family's just better. Looking good, guys.

Come on, man.

Archie, come on. Give her a kiss on the lips there. Go on. Lay it on her. Come

on. Come on.

Are you okay with that?

I guess. It's just for pictures. Yeah, yeah. I think it would be good. Yeah,

yeah. Yeah.

Ooh.

Spicy.

Let me see some tongue here. Come on, guys.

Come on. Put that tongue in there. Come on.

Um. i mean that would make a good picture you would probably get pretty

from that right yeah

looking

good here do we get them yeah we're getting some good pictures here yeah

like that grandpa yeah that's good yeah but check it a little bit

more a little bit more okay yeah

Now, you've got to pretend like you're really lusting after each other.

Show me some lust.

Yeah.

Some lust.

Now, let's really push our BF over the edge. Why don't you grab his crotch?

What?

It's okay. You guys aren't really even blood related. It's not a problem. It's

no worries.

Yeah. I mean... It'll be fun.

I think that could work, right?

Yeah, it'll be hot. That should work him over real well.

That's hot.

Yeah. Woo.

Yeah.

Mommy likes that.

You like that, right, Pappy?

Like that.

Yeah, stroke that knee there a little bit. Yeah, stroke it. Woo, that's

hot. Mommy likes this. I'm taking pictures.

Oh, girl, don't act like you don't like it. Shut up.

You know she's going to be sexier. You little freak like your mama.

You enjoy every second of it, okay? Oh, yeah, get it, girl.

I'm enjoying it vicariously with you. You're either sexy.

Go get them, girl. Yeah, that's it.

You got to admit that's one of the sexiest girls you ever saw, right?

My sister's really pretty. She is awesome.

This is how I turn mommy on.

Look at those legs. Yeah. Just stroke that leg.

Enjoy that.

She's hot.

She is so hot. This is getting spicy.

This is getting spicy.

Oh, yeah.

That's some sexy stuff.

We're one filthy family.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that wonderful?

We're just naughty.

Let's see how naughty this can get. I'm ready.

This is sexy. I'm going to get so many pictures of this.

Maddox is going to be so angry with himself.

He's going to be so jealous.

I'm going to get everything. That's funny.

Woo! This is sexy.

Oh, she's hot. I bet everyone's family is jealous of these pictures.

Oh, my goodness. That's a good point. Everybody's going to wish they had a

family like ours.

I bet they are.

Oh, my goodness.

Sexy.

I can't believe we finally got these Tuesday pictures.

I think if I did the same thing, it would be good for the pictures. Oh, I

that's a great idea.

That's okay with you? Yeah, that's fine.

Let me get some good pictures of this.

You have to document it. Yeah, I'm getting it all. Make it official.

picture. I want everybody's face in there. Get in closer, Dad.

I want to be next to this face that she has an orgasm. Look at her pretty face.

Got it.

Yeah, that's cute. Everybody get in tight.

I can't get you all on the damn camera.

Alright, there we go. Happy family. Say cheese.

I can't say cheese. It's sticking out. Yeah.

Oh, come on. We can do better than that as a family.

Come on. Let's go.

Yeah, I'm going to even change the colors on the filters on this. Woo, this

be hot.

Okay, I'm just going to block out your vajayjay so we can put it on certain

sides. You know what I'm saying?

I mean, I meant just to your ex.

I might be a little bit of a little freak.

You know what? I was thinking we should kick it up one more notch.

Yeah.

I was thinking maybe just a little... Yeah?

What do you think?

Want me to suck his dick?

Oh, come on, girl. Like, you never sucked a dick.

He's gonna love it.

She sucked a dick before?

I mean, she had a boyfriend, and I don't know how she kept him so long.

Mom! I'm sorry, girl.

I mean, come on.

So I figured you knew how to suck a dick. I was having one of my fantasy

there.

I can get some pictures of this. Grandpa.

Okay. All right. Yeah. Get comfortable there, Junior.

Get it.

Woo.

It's sexy.

All right. Like this, Mom?

She does good work. That's sexy.

I think she may have done this before.

Mm -hmm.

I got a good picture of that.

Yeah. Woo!

That's sexy. Look at that pretty face on that cock.

Look at that.

Mm -hmm.

This is turning mommy on.

Suck that cock, girl.

I think everything turns mommy on. Yeah, mommy's a fucking info.

Some of us are even blood related, so I don't even know how us corn bowls leave

about each other.

Just natural. Just come by natural.

Natural freaks find each other. That's right.

Oh, girl, she's something out there.

Look at that girl go.

Go, girl.

Oh, you can do better than that. Come on, girl. Get down on that deck. Come

girl. Get down on that deck. Yeah.

Swallow that deck. You can do it. Jeez, dad.

Hey, it's good conditioning. Good way to hear it.

There you go.

Yeah. Go, girl.

Yeah. Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If she chokes a little bit, that's okay.

Yeah.

She's got some serious skills here.

She does.

She's got a nice booty. Oh, she does have a nice booty. Look at that thing.

That's so pretty.

You do it.

It's hot.

You know what?

I think that maybe you should take your dick out, Dad.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Well, Sharon is Karen.

I'm all for that.

I want to see her with two cocks. Woo!

This is sexy.

I'm going to get all kinds of cock pictures of this one.

Damn sis, you're really good at this.

Hey mom, I got an idea.

What do you think if I put my dick in her pussy while she's blowing Archie?

Great idea, Grandpa.

I think it's a great idea. That's a great idea.

Yeah.

Whoo! This is spicy.

Spicy.

Spicy. Spicy.

Oh, yeah. Take it off.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Get her.

Ooh, look at that tight little young pussy.

Right to your boyfriend. Look, smile for me, baby.

Alright, I got those. I got them.

That's it.

Sexy. Woo!

Oh my gosh, guys.

Guys,

I gotta get to a study meet real quick. I completely forgot. I can't be here for

too long. Give me five, bro.

Way to go, man.

I'm glad I could help you. I'll see you later.

I'm glad I was able to help you guys.

Nobody wants to see that out there.

You might be surprised. Grandpa,

we ain't done with you.

I haven't had my turn yet. Oh, damn, Mama.

All right.

Yeah, Mama's turn. I love it when you talk like that.

I'm going to get all up in.

I've been getting so hot watching you all.

I think that Mama needs some action too.

What do you think, Rory and Grandpa?

I think, yeah.

You think you can help her out, Grandpa?

Yeah, why don't you smack her ass while I'm... Your tan lines look so good, Mom.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm. Big titties.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You should fuck you, Mom.

Yeah, my pussy is wet.

Is it?

Mm -hmm. How do you want it, Grandpa?

Turn around, Mom. Turn around? Mm -hmm.

You want me to play and kiss Rory? Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah. It hurts.

sits on my face, and you two suck my dick. Okay.

Can we do that? Let's do that.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, Mom, you get on with it.