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You came in last week and spoke to my colleague.

Yes I did. And you've had some blood work done.

So, it appears that you do have erectile dysfunction.

What?

I know this is news nobody likes to hear and it can be quite shocking, but

erectile dysfunction occurs in many males your age.

And there's a lot of medications that can help, lifestyle changes.

I mean, I will say that your testosterone is

alarmingly low.

I mean, I would expect that it would be much higher.

I thought you were going to say my magnesium is lower than my testosterone

well.

Yeah.

Have I told this function?

Yeah, I guess you weren't expecting this.

No.

Let me check your vitals.

Just stay calm. It's going to be okay.

Okay. Let's check your blood pressure.

You know, a lot of these problems arise from poor circulation.

You know, so blood pressure has a lot to do with that. We want to make sure

that... I thought I was in good health, but... Well...

There are other things that can trigger ED.

For example, depression.

Have you been feeling well?

I mean, it's been rainy lately. I guess seasonal depression maybe, but I feel

all right.

So the rain?

Yeah, it's been a little gloomy lately, but I guess normal.

Do you find that you have stronger erections or success when it's...

Sunny?

It seems it's really normal year -round.

Well, your idea of what's working is maybe

not the same as the medical definition.

Perhaps if you've had ED your entire life, you haven't noticed the change.

I've never noticed anything.

No one else has ever said anything to me. I don't know.

All right, let's see.

I'm just looking here.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, your vitals are all good.

Do you remember what the doctor said when he did your physical exam?

It was just normal physical, nothing out of the ordinary.

He said I was checked out healthy.

Okay, but what about when he... I just had a cough.

Nothing. Oh, well, that's standard procedure, standard practice when

comes in with a case of ED.

I'm going to have to get you to put a robe on, and I'm going to need to take a

look. Oh, man. Okay.

Are you comfortable with that?

Yeah.

It is important that I actually see what we're working with, because based on

your vital signs, everything seems good. So I want to take a look.

You're the professional, so I trust you.

Listen, I'm going to give you your privacy. Put on the robe. I'll be right

Okay? Okay.

Okay. Let's take a look and listen.

I think it's dead.

Dead? Yeah.

I'm going to need to do some manual stimulation to see if I can get

any blood flow to the area. Is that okay with you?

Do you think it's broken?

We'll see.

Just hope. It's okay. Don't worry. There's plenty of medications you can

Lifestyle changes, exercise.

Yeah, there's always penis pumps and... Pumps?

Yeah. I mean, I can arrange for a penis pump to be sent to you. And,

you know, if all else fails, there's always the penile implant.

Lots of lube.

I'm just going to have you lay back and spread your cheeks.

What?

Oh, sorry.

Wrong exam.

No, you just relax. Just breathe, and I'm going to take a look.

Okay.

Oh, that's cold.

It's cold?

Uh -huh. That's good. You have sensation.

I feel that, yeah.

I'm actually really surprised you're getting so much blood flow.

This is quite incredible.

Don't get too excited, though.

Just because you can get an erection doesn't mean you can maintain an

I mean, if I stop stroking, it might just go down straight away.

It's not going down.

Well, this is... It's good, right?

Well, now I'm really... intrigued.

This is really an anomaly.

I wonder if you could maintain an erection during oral and

vaginal intercourse.

I mean, this may seem unprofessional of me, but purely for clinical

reasons, I'd really like to test if that was okay with you, if you consented.

I mean, does my insurance cover it?

You should do.

I mean, fine, yeah, it's cool.

All right, let's see.

It would really surprise me. I mean, especially, like, the vaginal walls can

really crush a penis if it doesn't have the right blood flow. I know.

I'm just so curious.

It's maintaining quite well.

In fact, I don't see it going down at all.

Well,

obviously it can handle a little licking, but I really feel like we need

the limits of this. I mean, I feel like I should go a little deeper and a little

more intense just to see how much I can handle. You're the professional.

Okay, you just let me know if I ever go too far.

But I feel like we really need to...

Oh, wow, it can handle, like, deep throating and everything.

Oh, you don't mind if I look up at you, right? I'm just checking your vital

signs, just making sure you're still with me.

Great. Okay.

Okay.

Oh,

wow.

I can really handle a lot.

I'm so surprised. With such low testosterone, I wouldn't have expected

like this.

Mmm. Fuck.

Mmm.

But you know, just because you can handle oral stimulation doesn't mean you

handle the strength.

of a vagina you know the vaginal canal is so strong it could crush a penis

you know i i don't know how you feel about this but

it would be good to test especially in a in a clinical clinical setting like

this you know you're safe here i wouldn't want you to go out into you

real world and do it without the

but guidance of a professional, a medical professional.

How would you feel about testing this

erection in a vagina?

Would that be too much? Do you think we could do that? Yeah?

All right.

Let's do that.

Well, why don't you get comfortable, lay back, and...

You can go ahead and pet.

Okay.

That is great.

I'm just going to make sure you're fully ready.

For your stimulation, you know, visual.

I'm in a very visually stimulated.

Okay.

If you don't mind, I'm just going to join you up here.

Okay.

I'm just going to insert your penis right in there. Oh, my

God. That feels amazing.

Oh, that definitely feels like a hard fucking cock.

I mean, penis.

Oh, yeah, let me see if I can handle being all the way in there.

Oh, gosh, yeah, that feels, oh, yep, that feels

medically erect.

Wow.

Oh, my gosh.

In fact, I don't know if I've ever had a penis that erect inside me before.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

I'll put it to use. Let's see. You know what? I'm just going to... If it works.

Yeah, I'm going to make sure.

riding you.

But, you know, can it withstand a female orgasm? That's a real

question, you know, because when a woman comes, her pussy really squeezes down

tight on her cock, and I feel like we should test that.

Yeah, I think we should test it.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fuck.

because, you know, just because, you know, the penis works in one position

doesn't mean that, doesn't mean it's going to work in every position, but it

appears it does.

Yeah, it appears to be working, which is

great.

We should test it for a little longer.

Yeah.

Test it.

Yeah, and it feels really hard between my tits too.

Fuck.

Yes, I couldn't have imagined that it would be working so well.

Let's see if I bounce them though. If I bounce them really hard.

Yep.

Wow, it appears to be in a fine condition.

It feels amazing.

What if I...

I guess

we should

just continue to test other positions.

Maybe a doggy?

term for it?

Well, you know, I'm... No, it's not. I don't remember right now.

I use the non -medical term so that I can help my patients. You wouldn't know

what the non -medical term is, and I wouldn't want to make you feel like an

idiot. I just use the generic.

Yeah. Yep.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, you know what? You should see if you stay around while eating pussy,

too. Yeah, that's a... Yep. Mm -hmm. Just for...

clinical stuff.

do the test.

Christmas.

be happy as your physician.

would be whether you can come.

Because you can get and maintain an erection, but... I hope so.

How, uh... How could we... How could we test this?

Hey, lay down.

Lay down?

Yeah.

So you think I'll still be able to come?

I mean... Okay, I think... We should... I think I can do this. We should test.

Yeah, you should come on my tits and face so then I can, you know, check the

viscosity and the, you know, I think that... Tits and face. Tits and face,

Then I can use the sample and... Use the sample? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's working

It's working.

Mr. Peters.

I mean, it clearly says that you have erectile dysfunction.

My last name is Dice.

What?

John Peters, right? No, I'm Damon Dice.

Oh.

Um, wrong patient.

Um, let me just...