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Bro, you gonna bother joining us?

I miss lunch.

Eat that later.

Come on, we've got to rehearse.

Ready?

One, two, three. No, you don't have to wait.

What?

I can't sing on an empty stomach.

It's a lecker.

All right, let's go again.

One, two, three, four.

So, veggie nuggets and chips with a gluten -free cheeseburger without

OK.

This place is buzzing.

Word of mouth's picking up. At this rate, Dan'll be able to pay back what he

owes Sasha.

The Wonderland!

Live at the Palais!

What's this?

It was Chloe's idea.

She sent me an online channel for the Palais. You kept that quiet?

One doesn't like to brag about being a junior.

Yeah, but it was me who convinced Dan to launch it with a live stream from the

Wonderland, though.

With all this new attention, that could be epic.

Way epic.

But you need to drive people to it. Have you optimised your SEO yet?

Huh? Your search engine optimisation?

Can't you just expect people to tune in?

Can't we?

Leave it to me.

Don't know what I'd do without you.

Oh.

Well, we'd do without you.

Anyway.

Order for table 13.

And then I think we finish in Dusseldorf.

I can't believe you're actually going on a proper tour.

You're not jealous, are you?

Why would I be jealous?

Well, you know, with the Wonderland still up and coming.

This time next year, we're going to be number one.

Promise you'll stay in touch?

Of course I will. You're the egg to my bacon, the copy to my paste.

The Patrick to my sponge pop? It was going so well.

Sasha's calling a band meeting.

I'd better go.

Yeah. Bye.

Cool. I'll just go.

I'll text you.

Great. Oakley, can you clear table seven?

Oh, and the kitchen surfaces need a wipe. Can you take out the recycling for

Now, mate. Harry, customers.

Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.

What can I get you?

Here's a coffee.

Thanks.

Nice guitar.

Just picked it up.

It's a custom.

I'm checking for the fan, the wild kudus tonight. Love the wild kudus.

Ashley, could you help me with something?

Sure, what's up?

One second.

I've got a gig tonight, and they've been giving me some feedback.

Not the good feedback like, oh, you're doing great, Nate.

Be gentle with her.

She's my lucky charm.

My dad gave her to me.

Music's in your blood, eh?

I never really knew him, but Mum thought that's how they met, so he was busking

at the time.

Then I'll be extra careful.

So what's your band called?

We're called The Wonderland.

It's me.

Oakley there. I'm with the Harrys.

You're addicted to that stupid game.

You're addicted to messaging Maya.

At least I'm not trying to disintegrate, huh? I just got up to the top 10 ,000

battle rankings in the galaxy.

So?

Guys, you seriously need to get off your phones.

Nate, table four.

Why don't we put them in the till and you can pick them up later?

But I need to stay in touch with Maya or she'll disintegrate.

Anyway. He's the addict, not me. I'm not an addict.

Dan, take my phone. I can handle it.

No problemo.

Not too sure about Oakley, though.

I can stop any time I want.

Dan, please, take my phone.

Now I'll just do poops the best.

Bring it on.

Do something, then.

You do something. I will.

I will.

Look, you go first.

Hey, guys, food's ready.

Enjoy.

There you go.

Just needed to turn the middle screw to loosen the plate.

Thank you.

I don't know what I'd do without her.

She's a lovely piece.

I can see she's really special to you.

Can I get my receipt?

Yeah, sorry.

I'll be one sec.

Harry. Harry, can you print me the receipt to table eight, please?

Oh, no, sorry.

Sorry, what am I like?

AJ!

Here you go.

Cheers.

Thanks.

Good luck with the gig. Thank you.

Hey, Nate, do you want me to take this up to the rehearsal room?

That's not mine.

What?

AJ!

Oh.

I'm just going to be back any minute. Put your phone away.

He hasn't texted me back yet.

If Sasha catches you, she'll go spare.

Remember when she caught me watching a Wonderland vlog and she kicked over that

helpless chair?

Done. Happy now?

We need to talk about secrets.

You'll get it back.

What if I don't get it back before tonight?

I blame myself.

Good. You should.

Why can't you just use this one?

Do you not remember what happened last time I played you the strange guitar?

Indeed, the previous incident when you played without Lindsay was a truly

profound debacle.

You know, a catastrophic misadventure.

Are you feeling all right?

I don't know. Since I gave Dan my phone, my brain's...

Become full of thinking.

Look, as soon as she realises, I'm sure she'll return it. What if she doesn't

realise until after the live stream?

I've just posted about it on the Wild Kudos' page, so... She's going to get

lost. They've got nearly a million followers.

I'll call the venue.

Let me just get my phone.

Nice try, mate.

We could head down together and explain in person. I'll get Luke to help Dan

promote the gig online.

I'll take you both.

As manager, it's the least I could do. Technically, the least you could have

done is not lose Nate's guitar the afternoon before the big live stream.

The band always needs to come first.

We need to be open.

Look at the wild cooters.

So many secrets, they nearly imploded.

Thankfully, I'm around to pick up the pieces.

So you're saying we all have to trust each other 100 %? You got it.

Now I'm going to supervise the sound check for the wild cootis. I want you

working on some trust exercises.

Secrets could tear this band apart.

If I find that anybody is keeping anything from me, well, that could

jeopardize your place on the tour.

Have fun.

I bet we tell Sasha about Maya and Oakley.

You can't. Yeah, you heard Sasha.

She'd throw Maya out of the band and probably kick another poor chair. Maybe

deserves to be kicked out for putting us in this position. Look, Sasha just

wants us to be open and honest.

No, she wants the controller.

How about you let me make my case and then we can vote?

Fair?

I guess you deserve that chance.

These actually look quite fun.

See? Told you I'd find it.

I think the sat -nav found it.

There she is.

Lindsay. OK, wait.

I've got this.

You kids wait there.

Let's call for some special skill.

Let's all go.

Like now?

OK, but I want you to know that I so could have handled this on my own.

Too much talking, not enough action.

Oh, no.

What's she doing here?

She's the manager.

Nightmare.

AJ, you're going to have to go in on your own. Sweet talk, Sasha.

Use those special skills.

Well, I mean, I've never actually tested them, so... Oh, I've got really bad

tummy pain.

What? What?

OK, fine.

I'll do it.

How bad can it be?

You might want to leave that guitar here.

You know.

Just in case you don't get her back.

Good morning, sir.

How good is it? How can I... Hi.

Proposal for the worst.

What are the chances of AJ getting past the curfew?

Sorry, I really get it.

Oh!

Tommy, get me in. Sorry, sorry.

100%.

Go AJ, what am I to do?

Could I get the burger with mayo instead of ketchup and extra pickles?

Ooh, also some fizzy water. That's cold.

But not too cold.

Ooh, and not too fizzy.

Harry?

Harry? Harry?

You okay?

You okay? Harry?

Harry? Harry?

What? Where?

Phone. Order.

Sorry. Back in a sec.

Bon appétit, mon ami. C 'est fantastique.

All right, mate?

Why are you so happy?

It's truly curious, baffling and befuddling.

We're not texting Maya the whole time. I can actually hear my own thoughts. Poor

you.

My mind's blossoming.

I'm making connections, having ideas.

Are you sure you're all right for the live stream?

Only you seem rather twitchy.

You're missing your phone.

Already gone a few hours without blasting anything.

Can manage a few more.

A few hours?

Harry, it's only been 20 minutes.

This isn't even about me.

It's about all of us.

We're not the ones going out with somebody from Sasha's least favourite

You must all have stuff you don't want to know.

This time it's my secret.

Next time it's Mary's, Lily's thing, but we could at least tell each other.

It's not like she can fire all of us.

Mary, are you OK?

I need to get Lindsay back to the stream.

Look, if AJ can't find her, we'll just have to use the other guitar.

I need her.

She belonged to my dad.

She was the only thing of his I still had.

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

It's stupid, but... when I play her, I feel close to him.

You know, like he's there with me.

It's not stupid.

I can't go anywhere without this.

He was my gran's.

I'm sorry.

I know it's the guitar, but... I feel like it gives me the confidence I need

play.

Like I'm playing for him.

Almost like he can hear me.

That's why I can't play without it.

Come on, AJ.

You're late, mate.

Come on, Centurion or Greek God?

Well, I've always thought myself as a bit of a Greek god.

Right, that one's yours.

Okay, take it down there. No, no, no, I'm looking for... No, no, I haven't got

time. Get on with it.

I'm trying to tell you that I'm... Oh, okay.

You want me to cut your hair?

You want me to cut your hair?

Boots, I need a favour.

You want me to cut your hair?

What? No.

What? Sorry, forget that.

What do you need?

I appeared in a pantomime when I was seven.

I actually played a Roman general, and Mrs. Burroughs said I was very good. But

I imagine it's very important in this profession to... Oh, hi, Malcolm. How's

going? To work out, you know, because you've got to keep your body in shape,

obviously. I mean, I play table tennis. That's my... Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Lady with guitar!

Excuse me!

Lady!

Woman with guitar!

I need you.

Hello.

How are you?

Sorry, how are you? We met at the palais.

You're the woman with the wild kudos, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. I kicked your guitar.

Yes. Hi.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for Lindsay.

I don't know who that is.

Wait a minute.

I asked for Greek gods and they sent me this.

Listen, I'm sorry about your dad.

I had no idea.

But I'm sure I wouldn't want you to miss the gig either.

I know.

He's the reason I play.

He's the reason we need to make it.

Maybe I just need to let it go, but I can't.

Look... I'm sure AJ's got it all under control.

Yeah, I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not actually a green card.

Don't I know you?

I'm AJ.

I manage the Wonderland.

Of course you do.

Yeah, I remember.

You manage the Wonderland.

He manages the Wonderland.

I manage the Wonderland.

What do you want?

Oh, well, that's a long story.

Shame. Oh, no, no, I can make it a short one.

I accidentally gave Nate's guitar to this lady here, and I need to give it

This one?

Are you sure?

Yeah, open it up.

See? He needs it back tonight. He's got yours outside, so... How desperate are

you to get it back?

Very. I mean, look at me.

Yeah. Pretty desperate.

Please. I feel terrible. It's all my fault.

All right. You, stage that way.

Ready? Yeah.

You, get that guitar.

Yeah.

What is he doing?

Just another disaster.

We might as well call it quits on the Wonderland.

Right, now you're being hysterical.

Whatever he's doing in there isn't helping.

Let's go.

Come on.

Maybe it's a sign.

So, secrets?

Right.

Immediate left.

Now slowly walk forward.

Who was the chef first?

Right again.

Who even says we have secrets?

I do thought I have a secret.

Seriously, guys?

I'm slightly scared of flying.

How slightly?

Loads of slightly.

What if we have to fly somewhere for the tour?

I didn't tell Sasha in case she booted me out of the band.

But seriously, how do planes even fly?

They're literally made of metal and full of all them people.

Right, if we're doing this... No, I shouldn't tell you.

Just spill it, Lily.

I can't read music.

What? I've got a really musical ear, though.

And sometimes I feel like a fraud.

See? This is healthy.

We've all got secrets.

Sasha can't kick us all out of the band.

How about you, Lola?

I don't have any secrets.

Live, laugh, and love.

Like, what is real if perception is reality?

You know what I mean? Approach and sting in five, four, three,

two,

one. Ah!

Can somebody help? Do you want someone back?

I'm going to sting you!

It's not my jacket. It's not my jacket. It's not my jacket.

Are you sure it's not a bee? There are small anatomical differences in the limb

structure. Huh?

Anatomical what?

Well, they're like kittens with wings.

It's going to sting me. It's going to sting me. I don't feel it. I don't feel

it.

I've had my eyes opened.

There's more to the universe than just the virtual world, my friends.

Hey. Throw away that telephonic contraption. You need to think inside

dimensions, like time and space.

Free your mind.

Oakley, have you seen Harry?

Maybe he's finally seen the error of the technological life and ascended into a

more spiritual plane of existence.

Okay.

I think he said he was going to the hospital.

What was it again?

Bones removed.

I wish you'd check the till.

Like you'd fit in there.

Oh, gotcha.

And then when I was six, I threw my sister's doll in the pond and blamed my

sister. And the worst thing we're ever with is... Go on.

I prefer rock to pop.

In fact, I don't even like some of our songs. I prefer what the Wonderland are

doing. There, I said it.

All done?

Please, please don't satire any of this. I love being in the band.

Lola, we're girls here first.

We keep each other's secrets safe.

What on earth is going on?

Lola was just feeling a little tired and emotional.

It was your trust exercises.

I think when you say we all feel like we've really bonded.

I'm my best friend.

Harry, are you in there?

No. Oh, it's not him.

Harry, we know you're in there. We can hear it.

I was just looking for the... I was just looking for the... the mob.

I spoke of something.

I'll be right out.

Oh, my phone! Are you all right?

No!

Great, now I'll never defeat the Arachnoborg.

I must have found living without my phone.

Might be harder than expected.

You know what this means, right?

I win. Go Oakley.

So do you want yours too?

On the contrary, Dan.

I've realised I'm better off without it.

Really?

Just kidding. Give me.

My friend, I've missed you.

Maya, it is I. You're sweet.

I spent a full day without a communication device.

And, yeah.

We're doing a live stream. And, did you know, I can do monkey voices now?

Can we back?

The Wonderland.

Maya, come here first.

I'm allowed to be here.

It's my little secret.

Um, can I get an autograph?

Okay.

Um, actually, can I get it four times?

Sure. So one to me, my goldfish, one to my nan, and one with two

L's in it.

Mate, don't worry.

It'll be fine.

I just don't like using things that aren't mine.

Especially a guitar.

I'm always borrowing Harry's stuff.

Really?

Yeah.

Had your pants on for what?

Three days now?

And you're gross.

Three days?

I've rotated them, you know, turned them inside out and stuff. Come on. I can do

this.

Going live in three, two... I'm so sorry.

Cut, cut, cut.

I got here as soon as I could. Lindsay, thank you.

We only just realised some weird guy turned up and told us.

Oh, yeah.

That's AJ.

He's our manager.

Wow, he really is your manager?

Okay. Where is he?

Um... Welcome

to

the Palais' brand new live music channel. With us, The Wonderland.

One, two, three.

Maya, I knew it.

If you don't like it.

She's working late and making eyes at the door.

She thinks of everybody up on the floor.

She wants the sun in her eyes, but all she gets is none.

She used to put it out and get it all back.

But now she's sleeping, trying to carry the act.

She's sweating under the light. Now she's beginning to cry.

Whoa. No, you don't have to wear your best fake mouth.

And now she gets up and walks.

She thinks of all the pain and pride that it caused.

She empties all the discharge and won't get back to love.