All language subtitles for Almost Never s01e08 The Birthday

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (SoranĂ®)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

You can't smile on your passport photo.

I'm not smiling.

You totally are. We can see your teeth.

Do you just like naturally happy all the time?

It's so unfair.

My mum always says a smile costs you nothing.

Well, it's going to cost you a place on the European tour if you don't have a

passport.

Maybe.

We'd work better as a trio.

Our harmonies will be cleaner.

You're kicking me out of the group. Now.

We got it.

That was mean.

Oh, wow.

Getting a lot of love on the cover you sang for Live Lounge. You're 22 on the

download chart.

This time next week, we could be number one.

I say you get a fresh cover out, but a video as well.

Release it Sunday and then you've got a shot.

It's birthday.

How can we shoot a video by Sunday?

Yeah, we've got school, homework, chores, shifts here.

Plus, it's been off your pie week.

Got to be here for the leftovers.

That wasn't leftover.

That was for table seven.

Oh.

I think we're running out.

Hustle, guys. Get it all done tomorrow, then shoot Saturday.

Table number four.

Hey, Dan.

Can we shoot a video here on Saturday?

Bit rude.

That means yes.

The Spanish from my house is your house.

The video could be us working here, rehearsing on our break, and then Dan

us the chance to perform in front of the diner crowd.

Keeping it real. Love it.

We can't use our flyers like last time.

It needs to be legit.

Like a proper music video.

We're 22nd on the chart.

We should be able to find a decent director to shoot it.

Right, Chloe?

I'll start making some calls.

Does this need to be shot, please?

Lola?

Who's the new girl?

Fabio. He's a backing dancer for me, so he knows the drill.

They look tight, but I'm not feeling it.

The thing from the head, not the heart.

You're not a teenager.

Their fans will get it.

I don't think they're ready.

Let's take a rain check on the European tour.

How are you?

Saturday. Maybe late.

What is that? An invitation to her birthday bash at Coco's. Pinch me, I'm

dreaming. Ow!

You didn't get an invite?

I'm being punished.

What makes two of us?

OK, guys, so we shoot the video tomorrow, but you've still got all your

to finish.

Math homework, mow the lawn, move into Eleanor's house. Wait, wait.

Move into Eleanor's house?

What? Can't blame a girl for crying.

Oh.

Oh, guys, this is Luke.

Hi. Hi, how are you?

Wow, it really is them.

It's the Wonderland.

Sorry, I'm a massive fan.

I thought you were robbed on Spotlight.

So should I have won.

You should be like massive stars already.

Sorry, I'm talking too much.

I'll be quiet now.

Go the Wonderland!

I love this guy.

Thanks for your help, Luke.

No, thank you.

This is a dream come true, just to be in the same room as you guys is.

Whoa. Coming from someone who shoots a lot of music videos, that's a big

compliment. Thanks.

Actually, this will be my first. I can't tell you how excited I am. Your first?

He's done other stuff, though. He did the school play, sports day, plus he's

geek -level knowledge on the school's 4K camera.

Want a video out on Sunday so you can get to number one by next week?

Then Luke's your man.

Coming in for the high five.

OK, cool.

Yeah, do your thing.

Before we start, can I get a quick selfie?

Squeeze in.

Let's try that again.

Why is it not focusing?

I'll do that.

Ah, sorry.

Never.

Part of the cover, guys, is so going to be a number one.

Did you get it all?

Yeah, I can't.

We should probably do one more, though, just to make sure.

Yeah, let's do one more.

Sounded great, guys.

You OK to lock up? You can leave your gear here overnight.

Yeah, thanks, Dan. Do you need anything before I go?

Any leftover banoffee pie?

No, actually.

We're all out, which is weird, cos I made a tonne of it. See you.

Yeah, that is weird.

You can't cancel. I bought Coco's weeks ago.

I don't care if the roof collapsed. It'll improve the ventilation.

It's Friday night. How am I supposed to find an alternative venue by tomorrow?

You have ruined my birthday. I hope the rest of your building collapses.

Sarah wasn't invited.

Could have got you another venue.

What?

I know this cool retro play.

The owner owes me a favor, but they'd expect me to be there, and as I wasn't

invited... You see the problem?

What are you talking about?

Of course you're invited.

Well, there must have been some kind of mix -up.

Must have been.

So, you can book me the venue.

Sorry? This cool retro place.

I can have a party there.

Leave it with me.

All our gear's set up, so let's start in the rehearsal room.

Yeah, shots down first.

If you need a drummer, I can play you a bit.

Just putting it out there, no pressure.

You want to join the band? Can I? Can I join the band?

Come on, I mean, it's all I've ever dreamed of. Just shoot the video, Luke.

Got it. Cool, no problemo. Film in, I love it. Hey, look at that.

Dan's closed the entire place just for us.

What a legend.

In terms of the video, it needs to be professional, so we need good angles,

lighting. You guys need to be on your A game.

Wait, Luke, are you getting all this? Yeah, yeah.

OK, so... Dasha?

What are you doing here?

And who's Colin?

It's Colleen, my boss.

I'm hosting her birthday party here tonight.

Er, I don't think so. We're shooting a video here tonight.

Not anymore, you're not.

Dan, get out here.

Sorry, guys.

You're going to have to find somewhere else to shoot.

What? Fletcher called last night. I couldn't say no.

Why did she get to use this place and not us?

Because she loaned him the money he needed to keep it open.

You said you turned down her money.

Yeah, about that. So you lied to her.

Why are you filming this?

Isn't this part of the video?

Yeah, we're all going to burst into song. Oh, cool.

I've got a busy day. Can we speed things up?

She is evil. Like Cruella de Vil, evil.

Cruella Devil, more like.

Devil.

De -vil.

Devil. Oh.

They could have made that more of you.

I'm sorry, guys.

Look, I can talk to her. You know, maybe we can... Forget it.

We're leaving.

Come on, guys. Let's grab our gear.

Yeah, I need these girls looking hot.

Come on, shout.

Please, can't we at least get our gear back?

Shout. Great, another disaster.

I can't believe Dan did that.

Well, at least it ain't raining.

Hey, guys.

This is a life surprise.

What are you doing sitting out here?

I think GHS stands for Awesome Friends, who can get us our gear back.

But that would make us A -F -W -C -G -U -O -G -B.

She's right.

I'm not letting them in. They've already wasted enough of my time.

But they need their gear back. Do you want to talk about the Wonderland, or do

you want to talk about your European tour being cancelled?

What? We definitely want to talk about the tour. We're not going?

Yeah.

Now no one will see my passport photo. I look so miserable because you can't

smile and it's just... Mary!

Let's have a speak.

I think your girls are amazing.

But Colleen isn't convinced you're ready to tour yet.

I want you to come up with a brand new routine and perform it at her party

tonight.

Really blow her away.

Girls, to the rehearsal room. We've got a busy, busy day.

Move it. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

No pressure.

Only all of our careers depend on them.

What did Maya say?

I want a beard. A great big bushy beard that birds can nest in and I can be

their friends.

Bit weird.

Any chance that was one of yours?

Yeah. Classic.

Here it is.

Yeah, she says we're not getting our gift. We don't release a video the fans

will never forgive us Oh, I wouldn't say never but we would feel very let down.

She's tired you on Boy, chill out We've got someone in the inside who can out

sneak us in Maya.

Where?

Pop and lock and

fight and bump right left Then scarecrow flop into crumping stomps to the bitch

of a... Girl!

Sorry. It's hard to focus when the Wonderland should be in here shooting

videos. Forget about the Wonderland. Our crew is on the line here. But they're

our friends. We'll make new friends in Paris, Barcelona and Berlin.

Girl.

It's a pop and lock and funk split right and bomb break left.

Then scarecrow flop... Should get that.

Never work with kids.

Listen, you two. Is there enough room for the girls to dance?

Wait, I'll check.

Yeah, she'll be fine.

What? Now's a good time to talk to you about the Wonderland.

There's never a good time to talk about the Wonderland.

Just because... the spotlight's up down.

Okay, okay, but do you really think you'll be able to sneak in without her

seeing you?

Okay, I'll be ready.

I'd better go before I'm missed.

We're all set.

Let's do this thing.

And five, six.

This is right for the party.

Where do you want it?

My, oh, my.

That is a big cake.

Now, where do you put it so it won't get in the way?

How about the kitchen?

The kitchen?

Great idea, Maya.

Oh, no, wait.

Why don't we keep it here so one of your friends won't get out and get their

equipment? Do you think one of the Wonderlanders is hiding in the cake?

I know they're hiding in the cake.

I heard you on the phone.

Ouch.

But... I don't know what you're talking about.

You don't, do you?

It looks like a real cake to me.

Come out, the Wonderland. I know you're in there.

She's killing me. I'm putting this on my story.

Fine.

You all come out.

Then I'm coming in.

I told you it was real cake.

The sponge is a bit heavy, but there is far too much vanilla in there.

Hi, guys.

I was almost busted, but we were saved by a giant cake.

Not a traditional greeting, but hi.

Thank you, Maya.

You're an absolute legend.

Everyone, this is my girlfriend.

She's totally awesome. She sings, she dances, she's good in high.

Whatever you're doing, I'm in.

I know it's going so well.

Colleen?

The birthday girl.

The cake.

You ordered it. We were wondering.

It looks spectacular.

Definitely be enough to go around.

Where did you get it from?

You can't remember.

No. No problem.

Yeah. See you later.

lot looking at?

Did I tell you to stop rehearsing?

Quickly, girls.

Please.

Five,

six, seven, eight.

Hey, I should have told you about Sasha.

I'm sorry, Nate.

We did extra shifts to shoot here today.

Why would you take her side?

You know how much she hates her. I didn't take her side.

Well, if you're not with her, then you're against her. Maybe she'll...

it.

Luke said he can't somewhere else.

There might be even better than the Palais. Hey, there's nowhere better than

Palais. Yeah, you're right.

That's why we wanted to shoot here.

Four feet tall, golden white frosting with a strawberry jam filling.

Are you sure it wasn't your bakery? It says, Happy Birthday, Colleen.

Never mind. Is there any way to stick a broken cake back together?

Why are you laughing? I am serious.

Forget it!

I can bake you a replacement.

You know, this isn't strawberry.

It's plum with just a hint of raspberry.

You're going the wrong way.

Kitchen's over there.

I am on it.

Joshua, I've been thinking. What?

I've been thinking it's going to be a great party.

Great party?

Colleen's going to cancel the European tour and I'm probably going to get

Nice one.

This is awesome, Luke.

I thought you guys performing in the EU would look good.

Unless you've got a better idea.

Oh, I know.

We could have a giant flying whale that lands in the park.

We sing to it.

We become its best friends.

Then we climb on its back, and then we... Hands up if anyone has a giant

whale on them.

OK, moving on.

Let's do it.

So, turning over in three, two, one.

Oi!

We need a permit to film here.

Maybe we should lose the dancing and try something simpler.

We could try singing her happy birthday.

Not that simple, Mary.

No, that's a great idea.

We could do it a cappella style, just our voices, no backing music.

Simple, but from the heart.

That's what she wants, something emotional.

Happy birthday's a bit short, though.

Well, sing it slow.

What if the wonderland... Flip it. Yeah, but they need somewhere... One more

word and you're fired. You're not my boss.

I am until you pay back that loan.

Right, I'll do it now, then.

Still broke?

Yes, boss.

Hello. Is that the aquarium?

Brilliant. Do you have a whale?

Great. Does it fly?

Hello?

Hello?

Rude.

Aquarium's out.

I'm calling it, guys.

We're never getting this done today.

No, you promised us a video.

Yeah, and we're not leaving without one.

Sorry.

Time's up, guys.

I'm posting the bad news.

Break yourself.

Wait, we could always live stream a performance tonight.

All I'd need is a few more cameras and a few more bodies.

But we still need a venue.

You can film your funky video here if you like.

It's done.

Bubbles for the birthday girl? Oh, cheers.

This place is perfect.

I love the ballet. I came here for my 60th birthday to see the cure.

Tonight you're going to see a band that's even better.

You're spoiling me, Sasha. Who is it? All good things come to those who wait.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

You made all my... Thank you.

Thank you.

I wish you girls every success on your European tour.

What is that?

Great work, ladies. Now let's cut the cake.

Thanks, Dan.

Don't thank me. I'll never shut you out. It'll never happen again.

Now we're sneaking our instruments back into the parlor today. It's been a weird

day Dan do you still have some?

All is forgiven my man

This

is

delicious, thank you

Now, Sasha has laid on a very special birthday treat for you. I have?

It's the Wonderland!

Sasha,

I've always wanted to know what the boys will like playing on.

You're welcome.

Happy birthday, Colleen. This one's for you.

She had seen all the meanest side of me. They took away the profit stream for

a profit on the street.

Now she's stronger than you know, a harder deal starts to grow.

All this life he's been told, you'll be nothing when he's old.

All the kicks and all the blows, they won't happen at each show. But you're

stronger than you know, the heart still starts to grow. When you've been

fighting for it all your life, you've been struggling to make things right.

Without super evil words to fly.

Every day, every hour to the pain. When you've been fighting for it all your

life, you've been working every day and night. Without super evil words to fly.

We'll be right back.

We'll see

you

next time.

We've been working every day

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.