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I don't know where I belong.

I don't know where I went wrong.

Oh, hey, Nate.

Hey, Chloe.

How's the song coming on?

There's something I have to say to you, but I don't know how to say it.

I wrote it down so I wouldn't get it wrong.

You're my best friend, so you see this isn't easy for me, but that's why I'm

singing you this song.

What?

What do you think?

That was the song. Yeah, yeah, but I don't know where to go from there.

Right.

I get it. Sorry.

Did you think... No.

I should have said... Honestly, it's fine.

I just remembered I've got to be... not here.

Guy.

Guy.

So cool.

Guy. He's so funny.

Guy. Chloe, you need to come check this out.

Toblerus is getting smashed by his nan.

We should be checking out the views on our latest video.

I can't believe this gets a million views.

And ours gets... 200.

I'm working on it.

Wait, someone's left a comment.

Oh, it's your mum saying very groovy.

Oh, I've got to stop her from saying that word.

Maybe we should challenge our nan to an arm -wrestling contest.

No, we'd get battered. Our nan's jacked.

Not true.

Look, guys, we should be able to get more than 200 views.

Hey, Chloe says she's working on it. She's working on it, all right.

Have some respect for our social media manager.

It's OK, Nate. I can fight my own battles.

Harry, stop talking.

Ooh, shot fired.

Dad says he's come to the ballet with some big news.

Ooh. I wonder if it's another record deal with a hot salesman.

Wait, what's this?

GHF singing disaster?

That's bad, right?

Yeah,

that's definitely bad.

I can explain. You can explain my social media thing.

DHS sounds like two stray cats fighting in a wheelie bin. It's just Lily. She's

got a very sore throat. You're telling me. How did this get out?

Dante sent it to a friend and he posted it.

Dante? You're going to have to say that louder if you want him to hear you.

I fired him.

And the girls?

I'm handling it.

That's why I've moved down here so I can keep a close eye on them. It's going to

take more than that.

I've got a plan. Honestly.

The plan is?

Amazing.

Guaranteed to work 100%. I've got an old friend who just got his own radio

show. He's all about great live performances.

Oh, rather than performances that sound like a Dementor gargling battery acid,

which is actually quite funny. I get the idea.

Thank you.

Honestly, it's all under control.

Better be.

Okay, so here we are back with the live arm wrestling challenge.

Chloe versus these two absolute dimwits.

Ah, there they are. Come on, boys.

Guess what, lads?

What?

That didn't count.

We were distracted.

I've got massive news.

You're finally going to let me get a pet monkey?

No, better than that.

I've got a meeting with... Drumroll, please.

Death from Radio 1!

I was going to say that.

He's got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1. You said it again.

You say it then.

I've got a meeting with Dev from Radio 1. Just said that. Just to check. Dev,

the DJ. From Radio 1.

You're going to be hobnobbing with all these celebrities.

I'm pretty sure I just made up the word hobnobbing, but isn't Dev so groovy?

Mum, you have to stop using that word. Sorry.

How would you manage that?

Well, his new show's all about live music, so I popped him an email and

He exploded.

That's awful.

No, no, no.

He emailed me straight back and said drop in any time.

Looks like your old dad's not such a bad manager after all.

Best with his dev.

Wow. I've got a hand with your dad. That was pretty well played.

Unbelievable. Isn't it, Chloe?

Unbelievable is the word.

Remember the day, boys, because if he likes your demo... Oh, he'll love your

demo. He'll get you on his live lounge.

Anyway, I'm going over there now to sort it out.

I'll keep you posted.

I think we should start practising now.

Dad.

That's amazing.

You're my favourite parent.

Mum, you need to up your game.

You and me, Nan.

Maximum hot dog balancing in 30 seconds.

You can do this.

Hey, Tub.

Tub, hi.

Come on, Chloe.

Hair.

Chloe, long time no see.

You missed me, right? Just the same.

It's only been six months.

And 14 days. Not that I've been counting or writing it down on a wall chart or

anything. That'd be weird.

Toby's been so sad since you broke up.

Surprise, like a baby.

And you mentioned practicing your unicycle trick. Oh, sorry.

Goodbye, Chloe.

Bye, Nan.

So, anyway, how are you? Still doing your little DJing vlog?

Actually, I'm managing the social for this really cool band, The Wonderland.

What's the spotlight, Lisa?

Run us up. I thought they could play a song on your channel.

I normally have a lot of music.

I'm more into bands.

Ideally of the epic variety.

Yeah, got all of the epic bands.

Yeah, and I'm kind of a big deal now. I just hit one million subscribers, so

turns out getting done by you is the best thing that ever could have happened

me. Give me more time to really focus on my brand.

Okay, well, if you don't want the band, then I guess I'll be around.

Wait, you'd come with the band, right? So we'd hang out?

Yeah, but...

Let's do it. Let's set it up. What were you thinking?

How about now? Let's do now.

Nan?

You all right, Nan?

She'll be all right.

This is it.

The moment our boys' lives change forever.

Are you ready, Meg? I can't believe we're hobnobbing. This is what it feels

to hobnob.

I want to capture the moment as it begins.

We're here to see Dev.

The very cool and famous DJ, so... Name?

AJ. That's spelt with an A and a J.

Oh, and I'm Meg.

It's just spelt Meg.

I manage the Wonderland.

I blame you're going to be hearing a lot.

So, er... Sorry, sir. I seem to have no record of the meeting.

Oh, yeah.

He told me to drop by any time.

That email goes out automatically to anyone who contacts Dev.

He says you can drop in your demo any time.

Would you like to stick it with the others?

Dev does listen to them.

Sometimes. If he gets a gap in his busy schedule.

Well, there must be another way.

The Wonderland came second on the spotlight.

Remember that song?

You got me bleeding till I can't breathe.

It's shaking, falling onto bodies.

Would you please leave the premises?

Or at least stay in tune.

Or else I'm going to have to call security.

It's all right.

We can wait for him to come out.

I can't believe it.

Deb's put me up.

I wonder what he's doing right now.

Look at you with your big radio show.

That so?

You've gone up in the world since making my coffee.

Thanks for meeting me here.

No problem.

Came to our first ever gig here.

You've done so well, Dev.

Hard to find good people like you these days.

So I hear. Your last assistant leaked that GHF video.

Lily has a sore throat.

Had a sore throat. She's fine now.

She can prove it by singing on your show.

I don't think so.

GHF just aren't really my style.

I like more underground bands who do things the hard way.

Well... Sweet.

You do realize that Girls Here First will bring a whole new audience to your

show. It's just not going to happen.

Dev, they sound amazing.

So natural and clear. Right, Lily?

Yeah!

Maybe we can find some space for them in a few months?

No. No, tonight.

I've got the supernovas on tonight. I'm going around to their studio.

So...

No, you're not.

Seriously? You cancelled them? They'll be free in a few months, I'm sure.

But... Oh no, looks like you really need a band for tonight.

And a venue, so... I'm one step ahead of you. Would you believe I partly own

this place?

Of course you do.

Here it is, guys.

Toby Larry's house.

He's in there with his one million subscribers.

Must be pretty cramped in there.

Let's do this.

All right, Chloe, what's the plan?

There's none in there.

Just be super nice to Toby, OK?

Translation, Harry?

Don't be sarcastic.

Yeah, right, that's going to make a difference.

Right, OK, deep breaths.

Chloe, he's a vlogger. Why are you so stressed?

Stressed? I'm not stressed. What if he is stressed? Why would I be stressed? I

am the least stressed person.

Chloe, um... I just wanted to say thank you for sorting this.

You're amazing.

Oh, so are you.

I'm a friend.

You tell everyone your love went

cold.

We should take a break.

Lily, are you going to be all right?

I'll be fine.

You don't sound fine.

In fact, what's the opposite of fine? Anyone?

Lola, stop it.

Whatever happens, we've got your back, right?

Yeah.

Even if you embarrass yourself in front of millions of people, you've always got

us.

Right, ladies. Dan, any luck on that drink I asked for? Lily really needs it.

Did I pick fresh dandelions and nettles from a south -facing meadow?

No, but I did manage honey and lemon.

Thanks, Dan.

I don't know why Sasha's pushing us.

Lily's still not better.

Oh, I don't know. Maybe she's going for a Mick Jagger vibe.

You know, one of those old -school rockers. Proper croaky.

You think I sound croaky?

No, just a bit husky.

Like a very tuneful dog.

Thanks.

It's going to be a disaster.

No. We've already been called the worst thing in disaster in history.

What could be worse than that?

What?

Sasha?

Yes, your copy's right here.

It's just coming.

I'll take it.

I think I need to find out what's going on.

So, this is Banter HQ.

Whoa. Nine.

You really have gone off in the world.

This place is epic.

This is where the magic happens.

Dad was a bit annoyed that I moved his kit, but I was like, mate, who's earning

the wonger here, am I right?

I'm very rich now, if that wasn't already clear.

How do I look? Fine, just put the sandwich down.

It's Nan.

Hello, Chloe, love.

Hi, Nan.

Man's hair.

I didn't see no Chloe.

Didn't Chloe tell you?

We used to go out.

What? Only for a bit. Yeah, no biggie.

Totally over it.

What's that ball chart?

What's your face in it, Chloe?

No, it hasn't.

It has. No!

Right. Shall we start setting up then?

Yeah. Do it.

He's not coming down, is he?

I'm a terrible manager.

Pass me another scotch egg. No, this isn't the AJ that I know.

Do you remember when you got up at 4am to take the boys to those auditions?

And then you fell asleep on the loo at the service station and they missed the

audition anyway.

Sorry, that wasn't the story I thought it was.

You're right.

Am I?

Well, no, but right.

It's time for action.

I'm not going to stand for being messed around anymore.

I'm going to... Oh, sorry, can you get me up? I've eaten quite a lot of scotch

eggs.

You know what?

I think there's something wrong with this industry that keeps out fresh

Yeah, it's all right for you on the inside. I saw you laughing and joking on

phone to one of your pop star hotshot buddies, hobnobbing. That was my sister.

She's a nurse.

Oh.

Sorry, I... Yeah, well, I don't blame her for not wanting to be in the music

industry. It's all fun and games for you lot, but on the outside, it's no joke.

Yeah, but Dev's sat upstairs somewhere now in his cool little studio.

Actually, he's not in today.

Oh. Sorry, again.

I mean, it's really hard intimidating people.

Well, where is he, then?

Look, I can't tell you where Dev is, but I can tell you that the Life Lounge

kids go into some venue called The Palais. The Palais?

Really? We know the ballet, don't we, Meg?

Thank you. Thank you.

As a token of my appreciation, I want you to have this T -shirt. Oh, no, no,

no, no. Don't do that. No.

Right. Yeah, of course. Yeah. So, thank you.

Enjoy your sandwich.

Right. Would you, um, would you like a scotch egg?

It's a bit pockety, but... OK.

So, I'll leave it there, if you want it. If you don't, that's fine. But thank

you.

Sasha?

Yes? We need to talk about Lily.

She's still got a sore throat.

Tell that girl to stop panicking.

Everything's going to be fine.

I don't think it is. There's nothing to worry about.

I promise.

You trust me, don't you?

Why do you never tell me, you guys? Because I just felt... Embarrassed?

Ashamed.

Totally confused about why you went out with such an idiot.

I just felt awkward.

Why would you feel awkward?

Well, I don't know.

Guys, before we kick off, is it OK if I speak to Chloe in private?

Just the legal bit, you honour, aren't I?

If they're the contract, shouldn't we get...? I've got this.

OK.

Wait.

You're going to chuck doughnuts at the band while they perform the song?

Bands, innit?

That's why a million people come to my channel. You've got to wear T -shirts

with your face on and your nan's going to play bass. All right, we won't plug

the bass in, but she can just stand there rocking. And she really rocks.

Nan! Nan!

Nan! Start rocking.

Thanks.

That's it. No deal. This is humiliating.

I thought you'd say that, so I put in a final clause.

They can perform the song without any interference.

If I come out for a pizza with you.

Come on, Chloe. You've made a mistake.

Look at me. I'm rich, successful. I have incredible hair.

It's not all that. Look, and basically, if you don't say yes, I'm not letting

those losers on my channel.

Wait, that's not fair.

Nan, where are the doughnuts?

How long can the love remain?

Can you never conceal this pain?

Okay, girls, back in one hour for the live show.

Get some fresh air.

I can't stick that out on live radio.

Of course not. That's why you're going to play their single over the top.

Played a pre -recorded, no perfect single.

This was supposed to be a live set.

Well, it's too late to get anywhere else.

Shall I give the track to the technician?

This was your plan all along.

You were always going to fake it. This is show business.

Sometimes you have to make compromises. It's compromising and then selling out.

What about my reputation?

You wouldn't have a reputation if it wasn't for me.

Which reminds me, I could really do with another coffee.

Dan!

Excuse me, did somebody order that?

No.

Come on, everyone likes cheesy chips.

Not me, I'm lactose intolerant and I'm off chips.

Just eat the chips. No. Eat the chips. No. Eat the chips. No, you'd like this

with all your customers.

You're meant to put your hand in there and find this.

It's a demo of the band I manage, The Wonderland.

The Wonderland.

Didn't they lose on the spotlight?

What, came second?

Run us up? But we're doing it the hard way.

Hence the hidden USB stick, which is now covered in cheese.

Please. I promised them I'd get you to listen.

We just need a break, mate.

I can't promise anything.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry.

I'll get you a cloth.

I want the lactose intolerance.

Serious condition.

Okay.

Okay, rock stars, let's get this over with.

We've got a date.

A date?

What's going on?

Yeah, me and Chloe are finally getting back together. She realised breaking up

with me was a huge mistake, didn't you?

Yeah, huge.

Right, alien subscribers.

I mean, you don't have to go on a date with him just so we can be on his

channel. Why not? He's got amazing hair.

That's enough for a relationship, right?

I can't let you do this.

Think of a hit.

No, sorry.

This isn't happening.

Come on, guys, we're leaving.

I have one million subscribers, but we've got one thing you don't have.

A pet monkey?

No.

Friendship.

In fact, I kind of feel sorry for you, Toby.

Feel sorry for me?

I've got a million subscribers.

Well... I don't see any of them.

Don't go, Chloe.

You'll never get anyone better than me.

I'd rather arm -wrestle you numb than go on a date with you.

Come on, then.

You and me.

Let's have it.

Before I go, can I have a quick shout -out?

You're seriously asking me for a shout -out?

Not you. Your nan.

She's a legend.

Hey, can you just say, uh... Hey, Maya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend.

Get out.

Hey, can you just say, uh... Hey, Maya, I'm Oakley's new girlfriend.

Get out.

Someone's happy?

It's my boyfriend.

Just messing around.

He's in a band.

They're trying to make a go of it. The hard way.

They're epic, especially live.

Really?

They're called the Wonderland. They were runners up in the spotlight.

You've heard of them?

You could say that.

He passed me a napkin.

Just had cheese on it.

So, I know, even AJ wouldn't do something that embarrassing.

Nah, pretty sure he would. I mean, he does.

Guys, we need to leave now. And Dad says we need to get to the ballet ASAP.

The recipe has got 14 different minerals and 17 vitamins.

Ready for the big show?

I have a feeling we're going to smash it.

Yeah, there's been a change of plan.

This show's about real performances and clearly Lily just isn't up to it today.

It doesn't matter, remember?

We're playing a single.

Only we will know.

If it gets out, I let a band fake it.

I'm finished.

I'm all about the live music and bands that are trying to make a go of it.

The hard way. But you won't get anyone at this late notice.

Yeah, I knew you were counting on that.

But I'm one step ahead of you.

Hi. Hi.

Hiya. Hi.

Hi.

The Wonderland?

They're not ready for this.

Maybe, but sometimes you've got to give real talent a chance.

If you do this, you won't be able to book any of my acts again.

That'd be a shame.

I'd quite like to have the girls on in a few months. They seem to have real

character. What are you saying, girls?

Thank you. All right, guys, better get set up. You're going to be on soon.

Girls!

Well, I wasn't expecting to be playing on Radio 1 when I woke up this morning.

I'm telling you, this time next year. Might be sooner than that.

Whoa. Take note of the date and the time.

Harry just said something positive.

Well, maybe our luck's changing.

Not luck.

Check out the team we've got.

Do you want scotch egg, darling?

We don't have any dinner.

Wait, let me just... Scotch egg? I'm fine, thank you. Scotch egg? Yeah, I

you would. All right, guys, get ready. We're going to go live in a couple of

minutes, all right? Egg?

No, definitely not. OK.

Hey, welcome back to the Live Lounge with Dev. Tonight we've got a band I

you're going to like a lot. This is The Wonderland.

I know you.

I know you.

I know you.

I know you. I know you.

It's going to be a heavy night.

Way too many things ain't even started. Never need to apologise.

We already know what's far from perfect.

I'll fall through the curve.

You laugh till it hurts.

Who cares? We've been here so many times.

We were all stumbling through the night.

It doesn't matter. We're all together.

And this paradise in our minds. Wanted together.

All around each other.

I know you.

Don't need to We're all stumbling through the night

But it's paradise in our mind I

know you I know you Stumbling I know

you I know you I know you Stumbling I can barely see in front of me

Strangers start to learn our friendly faces.

In the middle, I'm steady on my feet.

And carrying the world, it's overrated.

All in together, all around each other I know you

on each other