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If you could be any guitarist in history, who would you be?

Easy. King Kong. King Kong didn't play the guitar.

How do you know?

The same way I know the T -Rex in Jurassic World didn't play the guitar.

Obviously a T -Rex can't play the guitar.

Arms are too short, claws would snap the strings, and they'd eat the audience.

Think it through, Harry.

You belong with me, you're my sweetheart I belong with you, you belong with me,

you're my sweetheart I belong with you, you belong with me, you're my sweet

And the crowd goes wild! The

wonderland, the wonderland!

Can you run around so we can remember what it's like performing in front of an

actual crowd?

My said goes here first had 5 ,000 at the last gig. Oh, that's great Please

don't speak to her again.

No can do I've decided gonna ask her out on a date. No You've been practicing

that Okay, so what happens when you google the Wonderland answer

this The world she doesn't lose it because it goes here first. We're not

We're runners -up Who knows what the future holds? Guys, need a hand in the

diner? I'm blocking toilets.

Yeah, we're living the dream.

Can you check the rotor for your shift, yeah? That was the deal.

Time's up, boys. Next band's here.

AJ, we need a new band photo.

Great. Let's get it sorted.

AJ, will you do the honours?

Certainly can.

It's what managers do, right?

How do you... Oh, wait.

Wrong button.

Oh, sorry. I think I bought something.

Great.

What am I supposed to do with a massive bag of cat litter?

Get a cat?

Can't hold these pros much longer.

No offence, but we need a pro.

Like Jodie Louie. She's a legend, shot all the great bands.

Wow. Is she going to prison for that?

She's a photographer, not a serial killer.

As far as you know.

Her new exhibition opens tonight.

How about we go and get some inspiration?

No need. Photographers coming at one.

Real pro.

Own me a favour.

Nice one.

Thanks, AJ.

All that's sorted.

Hello? Is anyone listening to the social media manager?

Oh, Chloe, wait.

Hey, how many times? Use the trolley.

We can't afford to drop the amp.

Have you been practising that? I'll be good.

I promise.

Laters.

You're going to help me or what?

Better get moving, boys.

Next band's downstairs.

Oakley.

What are you doing?

Nothing. Exactly.

Come grab some gear.

Yes!

What is it?

My new workout.

Uh, punch a thigh.

Yes! Yes! Oakley, get back here. I can't move, it's all by myself.

Great.

I'm so sorry. Probably not as bad as it looks.

Sloppy. You're missing your mark.

We're doing this until you get it right.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did you have something better to do?

Well, we were wondering, uh, maybe if possible, we could have a super quick

lunch break.

You want a lunch break?

Well, you see, the thing is, I'm meant to be meeting a friend, and he'll be

expecting me at... He?

What day is it?

We've got a date. No, we're just friends.

Good friends.

He's a friend. You said friend way too many times.

Who is he? And his star sign? Do not say Sagittarius. That will not go well.

What? It's no one you know.

It's not a date.

Please, just a super quick lunch break, and when we get back, we'll nail the

routine, I promise.

Fine.

30 minutes, not a second longer.

We've got an audition this afternoon to be the house band in a restaurant.

We will have to cancel.

Whoa, whoa. Maybe Antonio can still play.

A mariachi band is nothing without a maracas.

And his moves.

You should see his moves.

Maybe I can stand in for Antonio. I mean, I can keep time and I'm in a band

called The Wonderland.

We were on The Spotlight.

Oh, yeah.

You were the losers.

What was that?

Look, you all look so sad.

I know. We're getting new photos done.

I'll meet you at the restaurant.

2 p .m. at La Cuchara.

Don't be late.

My arms won't fit.

Turn and try sideways.

Careful of my racket.

He's in disguise.

Disguise. Disguise.

Love the disguise.

How long have you got?

Looks like I could sit here and talk to you all day.

Oakley, where are you?

Can't believe it's... It's finally happening.

You and me, alone, together.

I pictured it exactly like this.

Well, except from the walking stick.

I've got to say, you've got that croaky old lady voice now.

I can do voices too.

Do you want to hear my monkey voice?

I'll do it anyway.

Okay.

Maya!

I should have known it wasn't you.

It was going way too well.

Now I've got competition.

I've got to go.

I'm not going to call her.

Sasha's working us really hard. I can't be late back.

How long does it take to get there?

About three minutes.

Less speed, then.

Do you want the first question?

Doesn't that count as a question?

Uh, yeah.

Your turn.

Okay.

What's your most embarrassing moment?

Ooh, tricky.

I'd have to go with mistaking you for an old lady.

This dent looks new.

Did someone drop the arm?

What? No.

That's an old dent.

I would know. I've got a really good memory with dents.

This definitely looks like a new dent.

How would you know?

He's been kind of...

Dentist. Sorry, man.

I didn't mean to have a go.

I'm just feeling the pressure and I don't want to let you guys down.

Let us down?

Look, we're all in this together.

Remember?

Yeah, I know.

There's just so much going on with the photo and rehearsals.

And I still need to finish that song at some point. This is not working.

Look, it'll be ready. Just give it time.

Worrying about a broken amp isn't going to help.

Is it broken?

See? Perfectly fine.

Biggest lie you've ever told.

I'm so happy you beat us on the spotlight.

I have a really good feeling about the Wonderlands.

Thanks.

If you couldn't be a singer, what would you be?

A spy.

I'm really good at old lady disguises.

And that's my top secret headquarters, which you're not allowed to enter.

Are you free tonight?

Can't. Flash is dragging us some photography thing. Jodie Lewis?

You've heard of her?

Hey, I'm not a total idiot.

I love that she still shoots on medium format, don't you? Yeah, and I love how

she's a serial killer, but still allowed to take photos.

Photos? Oh, I've got to go. I'll DM you.

And relax.

Great workout.

OK, boy, this is it.

One iconic band photo coming up.

Everyone smile for Mr Twinkle.

Yeah, you took quite a few.

I think these are lovely.

Mum, they look like a line -up of confused criminals.

Mr Twinkle? I love that guy.

So does the camera.

Oh, dude.

What do you think, Chloe?

Yes.

They're in colour and you're all in them.

Oh, except for that one.

That's just Mr Twinkle.

I think that's the one.

I still think these are right. Sorry. Well, I love them.

They remind me of your school photos when you were my little schmoochie. Mum!

You were so cute.

Mum! I just don't want to really go in for the little schmoochie look.

OK, maybe let's leave them to it.

See you later, guys.

What are we going to do?

How about we get some ideas from that Julie Lewis thing?

Where do you get your ideas from?

Healthy body and a healthy mind.

Except it's sold out.

I got the last ticket.

Guys, don't worry.

We'll get in.

We're celebrities.

Sorry, guys.

Celebrities only.

That's her.

We're the Wonderland. We're on the spotlight.

Of course.

You were the losers.

Run us up. Come on.

Sorry.

You're not on the list.

You haven't even looked.

You're still not on the list.

Guys, new idea.

Paparazzi are there. We're looking sharp.

Smile and wave, you might get the perfect shot.

Yeah, good idea.

Who is that?

No clue.

I've never seen them before.

You can't stand there. Hop it.

Why aren't they taking our picture?

They don't know who you are.

Move. Don't worry, guys.

I can get it in.

Look over there.

No. Please.

I've got a ticket.

Right.

Get out and stay out.

Not quite the perfect shot.

Well, isn't this embarrassing?

Oakley? Maya?

Hi.

This is my new bodyguard.

Yeah, you keep pushing me this way.

Clear up.

Okay. Good news. I can't see any photos of us getting chucked off the red

carpet. If you search for the Wonderland, you still get the spotlight

photo. So really good news, then.

Your fans don't care you're a loser.

Runners -up, please.

Runners -up. Yeah.

Now, I'll cheer you up.

Tomorrow night, I'm doing half -price spaghetti bolognese. This place is going

to be jumping.

Come on, Dan.

Thanks, Dan, but I don't think we're going to be in the mood for a big night

out. Hey, Dan, I can get you a great mariachi band.

Italian food.

Mariachi. It's perfect.

Tell them to get it for seven. I'm going to need some help with washing up

after.

Harry, how do you know a mariachi band?

Um, they were in the rehearsal room once, and, um, I bumped into them.

Oakley, should we go?

Half -priced bag bowl. Mmm, tasty.

So, uh...

You guys want to rehearse a mic tomorrow night?

Yes. I think I'll have a quiet night in.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Okay, huge news, guys.

Huge. You can thank me later.

I like chocs, by the way.

What was a good two?

In addition to chocolate.

Although... What's the big news? I just managed to persuade Jodie Lewis to shoot

you guys tomorrow.

What? How did that woman get away with it?

Right, we need a bulletproof vest, a safe house.

She'll take your photograph tomorrow. She followed you on the spotlight, heard

you got thrown off the red carpet, thought it was pretty rock and roll.

Chloe, we always believed in you.

Well, I didn't, but they did.

She's flying back to LA tomorrow night for a photo shoot with Beyonce. She said

she'd swing by for five on her way to the airport.

Chloe, you're a genius.

That's what it looks like. So after tomorrow night when you Google the

Wonderland, her photos are all you're going to see.

We really need to pull together then, right guys?

Yeah, completely.

What time will she be here?

6 .50, bang on. Molly, we'll need help setting up. Get everyone.

AJ, Meg, your mum, Eleanor.

I want it.

So, do you think we'll be done by seven?

I should think so.

She's not going to miss a flight for you guys.

No offence.

What's going on with you guys?

Nothing. Just looking forward to a quiet night in.

After those.

What he said.

Where is Harry?

Have you seen him?

He better not be at no show again.

Where's Jodie the serial killer?

It's nearly seven.

Where is she? We're meant to be done by now.

Sorry, just want to make a start on that night in.

Got a lot of odd socks that need pairing up.

What is going on with you two?

Jodie Lewis is coming to take our photo. We're going to be legends.

Please try and not sweat so much, Harry.

Do you want to borrow my deodorant crystal?

Here, let me just... Mum, get off.

She's running late. She's going to message me when she's on her way. What?

I think I've eaten something dodgy.

Did the toilet.

Back in a sec.

Yeah, what he said.

Sorry I'm late.

Thought you dumped me for the old lady again. I texted her first, but she

couldn't make it so I suppose you have to do I Better make the most of you

before they throw you out.

No, no that I'm not going anywhere

For

him like what the

What is with the mustache?

Are you making fun of Mexicans? No, I just take it off

You want me to take off the mustache?

Never mind, that is our cue.

Don't mess this up for us, okay?

And I want to see some moves. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.

I think Sasha's on to us.

She kept asking me questions about you after we spoke on the red carpet.

Sorry, am I boring you?

No, no, I'm just looking for dance we can order. You hungry? I'm hungry.

Too casual.

Not casual enough.

No pouting.

Okay, part a little bit.

Give me a far away look.

No, too far. Bring it back.

It's Jodie.

She's on her way.

Where are the boys?

We need to find them.

I can't be iconic on my own. Food poisoning, I think.

Yep, they'll be busy both ends.

We're here.

I'll go.

So, if you could date any girl on the planet, who would it be?

I'll give you a hint.

Don't name anyone more than two feet away from you.

Uh, Jessie DeLue. Back in a sec.

I feel so much better now.

Where is Harry? Geordie Lewis has gone away.

I just need the loo.

Back in a sec.

I checked the loo, but it still isn't there.

There you are.

How are you feeling?

Sore.

But I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Come on, guys. She'll be here soon.

Unbelievable. She's going to be another 20 minutes.

No worries.

Give her time to warm up. Try some poses.

Food poisoning?

Yeah. Food poisoning.

Are you okay?

You're sweating.

It was really hot in the loo. I think the heating's broken.

Well, you're here now.

Where were you?

Where have you been?

Sorry, dodgy tummy.

The Mexican music doesn't agree with me.

Where have you been? Come, let's go.

Where is she?

Gotta go again.

Enough.

What's going on?

Look over there.

See, it can work.

I'm taking you to the hospital.

What? I'm fine. Seriously.

You're not fine. It could be food poisoning.

This place is dodgy.

This place is awesome.

Hospital. Now.

Please, sit down.

I can explain.

What's going on?

After you messaged me, I found out Jodie Lewis was coming tonight to take photos

of us in the rehearsal room upstairs.

What? The Jodie Lewis?

There's more than one.

That's how she gets away with all those crimes.

We're supposed to be done by seven.

But she keeps getting delayed.

I didn't want to cancel our date, so I've been trying to stay in two places

once. So, you're trying to have a date with me and get ready for a photo shoot?

I think it's traditional at this point for you to throw a drink in my face.

I can't believe you go through all that effort for me.

Nope, I am awake.

You are ruining this gig for us.

In, out, in, out.

Shake it all about.

This is a joke for you, eh? No, I've just got a really bad stomachache. Lies!

You are making fools of us.

Look, I can explain everything.

Please calm down. I will not be calm.

And I told you, take off that mustache.

Harry.

Harry?

Oakley? Oh, no.

What are you doing?

Sorry.

How dare you!

I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna kill you!

Jody?

Have you tried searching for the Wonderland?

As band photos go, it's memorable.

It's better than the photo of us losing on the spotlight.

Well, I love it.

Look, I'm sorry I lied about dropping the app.

Sorry I lied about Maya.

I promise I won't see her again.

Much. See her as much as you like.

Who you date is up to you.

Next time, guys, do talk to me.

We're not going to make it as a band if we keep secrets from each other. I

wouldn't say a whole watermelon to see how long it would take to poop out the

seeds.

Okay, some secrets you can keep.

Hey, look, we're in this together.

Come on, guys, cheer up. It's not the end of the world.

This time next year, we'll be number one.

Who ordered catnip, sir?

I've been sleeping in

my bed.

You belong with me in my sweet heart And I belong with you You belong with me in

my grief Hey!

I don't think you're right for him Think of what it might have been if we Took a

bus to Chinatown I'll be standing on canal And by what

She'd be standing next to me.

I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart.

I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart.

You're my sweetheart.

I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart.

I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart.

I belong with you. You belong with me. You're my sweetheart.

Why are you wearing a suit?

Don't cook anything when I'm gone.

Dad, is something wrong? Keep it harsh, but I've sort of run out of money. I

might just sell the party.

What? Now, how much would you need to borrow?

Whoa! You're flurry!

Make a famous person alarm!

Guys, I'm here.

What do you want me to... Whoa!

Is there a problem with the food?

We're fresh out of problems.

We have a huge problem.