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No way.

Absolutely not.

Oh, why not, Meg?

We've already got a bath.

Why do we need a hot tub?

I don't want to be boiling the bag of rice.

A hot tub's like a bath.

Just don't be farting for you. Hey, I've heard you're in the bath. You don't

need any help making bubbles.

Lovely cup of tea, Meg. Oh, yeah, that reminds me. Don't use your blue mug,

because I had to get a wasp out of the bog with it this morning.

Dan!

Mom, I've told you I'm fine.

Mate, it's us.

Oakley and Harry, we're in a band together, remember?

Guys, I just want to be left alone.

This is stupid.

Coming in.

This place stinks.

When did you last change your underwear?

What's going on?

I've made me into a meme, Chloe.

A dank meme.

That's not even the best one.

The people who make these are monsters.

Really bad people.

I'm just so tired of people pointing and laughing. Nobody's pointing or

laughing.

Holly, don't make it worse for your brother.

He's already been completely humiliated in front of millions of people.

Thanks, Mum.

Love you.

Anyway, things are looking up.

Dad's found us a gig.

Really? He so wants to be our manager.

Are they?

Got us a private booking for some girls' 15th. Dad's a millionaire, apparently.

Here, look.

She's a big fan of the Wonderland, too. She's not even got that many followers.

Pretty lame to me.

You can't do this. The Wonderland are for everyone, not just some spoiled rich

kids like her.

This could be what I need, Chloe.

Get out there, do what we do best. It's best if her dad's in the industry.

Apparently, what you do best is ignore my advice.

Chloe, wait!

Okay, best behaviour, oi.

This guy could be just what we need.

This could be it.

So, Oakley, don't be.

Let Nate do the talking.

Oi, oi.

I'm what's up, Tony?

Nate?

I'm Nate.

Hi.

That's because you're in the industry. Yeah, the hot tub industry.

You've heard the ads on the radio.

Hot tub Tony, hot tub Tony.

Amazing.

Not the music industry.

Tony has his own recording studio.

I thought we were doing a gig.

I said private booking, never mentioned a gig.

Have I ever let you down?

Have I, boys?

Step forth into Hot Tub Towers.

All will be revealed.

Colleen, you look great. I love that dress.

I wanted to talk to you about that clip of the boy at the girls' hair first

concert. I can't stop watching. It's so cringe.

Ha, ha, dance.

Dodge that one.

I'm all for publicly humiliating your enemy.

That's why we get along.

Back in the day, I would have put heads on spikes and arrested them, but I like

these boys.

But they lost.

We're all about winners.

You're joking, right? No, no, no, I'm not joking.

I like them. They've got something.

Whatever they've got, we definitely don't want.

Look,

this video shows I was right not to sign them, doesn't it?

Well, I hope you made the right choice.

Don't want another J -Mob now, do we?

I need to talk to you. I can't believe it. The boy's making AJ the manager and

went off to play some private gig with some stuck -up rich girl.

I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Something about this gig just doesn't seem right,

Molly. I cheered up Nate.

He saw how down he was. He even asked Mum if he could paint his bedroom

Why purple?

Purple is a reflection of my life.

Like a bruise.

Why did he just ignore me?

You're the social media manager.

An embarrassing clip went viral on your watch.

Sus.

Could you get Sasha Smalls to take down that video off the channel?

Maybe Nate might listen to me next time. Yeah.

Sasha can't be all bad.

Not all bad. She's basically a velociraptor in lip gloss.

Not a good look.

You know what?

I'm not scared of her. In fact, we're going to get her to take that video

We?

How is it we?

I'm not getting involved.

If we get in, we might be able to see girls here first. I'm all ears.

What's the plan? If we walk in with our heads up and act like we belong, we'll

be able to go straight past security and into her office.

Get out of here.

That went well.

Yeah, well, there's still plan B. Which is?

To work out plan C.

Here you go.

Fill your boots.

Oh, my gosh, look at all this stuff.

Look at that back.

Nice one.

Manager.

I'm sending this to Maya.

Even she'll get jealous.

Is this an MD -47 classic?

Stenhausen preamp, dynamic noise reduction, fully reconditioned.

Wow. What he said.

Hands off the desk.

Yeah, must have cost a small fortune.

A large fortune, actually.

But nothing's too much for my little girl.

Right, let's record this single. Record a single?

An actual single. We're going to go huge. Release it to radio.

From our contacts, the Wonderland will be everywhere. Right.

Let's get the birthday girl in to record her vocals.

But I'm the singer. It's Rosie's song. She wrote it specially.

You'll love it.

Here she is, my princess.

I can't believe it's really you.

Yeah, it's really me.

Harry.

You're my favourite.

I'm cool with the situation.

Come, sweetheart.

Let's get on. Dad, stop telling me what to do.

Sure. Whenever you're ready, sweetheart.

No problem.

I

can't

believe him again.

About 1D.

That's not amazing.

Brilliant.

Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you so much. What was your favourite bit?

The end was really good.

Guy, quick band meeting.

I'll be waiting for you, Harry.

You dog.

Oh, shut up.

Game's got guys.

Okay. So, this is a disaster.

Well, it's quite fun watching Harry freak out because a girl likes him. What

mouth.

There is some good news.

What? Tony says I can use one of his hot tubs.

Go to Wonderland. Yay.

If this song gets sent to anyone, we will be a laughing stock.

Again.

I told you this would work.

Okay.

Stop. Okay, nearly there.

Super special day.

Alright, then we've got a number one. Or like a number two.

Hey guys, I was thinking I could be your backing singer.

Then we could spend more time together.

Oh man, sorry.

Looks like I broke a string.

Might take a while.

Harry, would you?

Oh, that was disgusting.

If only they were taking delivery of a pantomime horse.

Wait a minute.

Now this could be perfect.

And you!

Come on!

Come on!

This is mad!

It'll never work!

Nate, please say you have a plan.

We can't leave until we fix that track.

I need to get to that desk.

While I pretend to fix these strings, someone needs to keep Hot Tub Tony

talking. Then I can remix the track.

Keep someone talking?

Sounds like a job for the king of chat.

I can keep... Great idea.

If... I can just keep on talking.

Right, okay.

If... When there's nothing else to say, I can just keep on... We get it.

Now we just need someone to keep her busy.

No.

No. No.

Please, no.

Rosie?

Harry's too shy to ask, but he'd love a tour of the house.

Of course!

Come on!

Bye, Harry.

All right, girls, come on, stretch out.

At least you're inside.

Come on, nice and loose.

We're filming it today so Sasha can watch it and decide which of you will be

the video.

Hope you all remember the moves from the first audition.

Got to get out of here. Calm down. We'll get stuff.

You really don't understand. I cannot dance.

You only have to be good enough not to draw attention.

They always do. Left foot, right foot, spin. I don't understand what you're

saying.

All right, let's go.

Lovely, girls.

Lots of energy.

All right, come on, girls.

Faster.

Lots of energy.

Left foot. Left foot. Start with the left.

Careful, girls.

Sorry.

What are you doing?

I'd better go and check she's okay.

What's going on?

This way.

No one can ever know about this, right?

Oh, it's him again.

We have to find Sasha's office.

Let's try up here.

Come on.

Nearly there.

And this is the third bedroom and this is my bedroom.

I don't need to see in there.

It's just my room, Harry.

She's right.

If it's her room, what's the worst that could happen?

I'm going to paint your nails.

Yeah, yeah.

Gonna power on up.

Good night.

Power on.

Hello? Please input your name.

Oakley. Hello, Oakley.

Filling hot tub.

Start bubbles.

Starting bubbles.

Wow, that's cool.

Increase bubbles.

Bubbles increased.

That's enough now. Stop it.

Bubbles increased.

Stop it. Stop water. Stop bubbles.

Stop increasing the bubbles.

Increasing bubbles.

No, I said stop it.

Obey me.

Obey my voice. I am your master.

I command you to stop.

Halt. Seize.

Oh, Maya, pick up.

Help me.

Increasing. Bubble creasing. Bubble creasing. Bubble creasing. Bubble

Bubble creasing. Bubble creasing. Bubble creasing.

you don't think I'll be able to boil an egg in any of these.

It's not really what they're designed for, to be honest.

What about boiling the bag right? Again, not really what the hot tub's for.

What about... No, you can't.

Whatever it is, you can't.

Anyway, let's see if Nate's ready.

No, wait.

One more question.

Oh, yeah.

How exactly would you turn off a voice -activated hot tub if I really needed

really quickly?

Chloe, we can't.

I can delete the video myself.

Wow, look at this.

She won't even know we were here.

I don't know, Chloe.

This feels wrong.

Be quiet and keep a lookout.

Now, what would Sasha have as a password?

It's normally something personal.

What's she into?

Oh, I know.

Being evil.

We need to figure it out.

Figure it out.

Hide! She's coming!

Expelliarmus!

God, that never worked for me.

Hot tub level at critical.

I'm out of here. Warning. Hot tub level at critical.

Okay, so we want you to take down the girl's first video?

The one with Nathaniel from the Wonderland. Who are you exactly?

Fans. Nobodies.

Fans of the nobodies.

You've never heard of the nobodies?

Hot band.

You're a sister.

Of a wonderlander.

You were there when they lost the spotlight.

Came second.

Run us up.

They embarrassed me.

With their talent, they should have gone all the way.

Ah, so you admit they're talented. I didn't.

What I meant was... You said the words.

Yeah, you totally said them.

Bad?

Are you scared they'll do well and make you look bad?

Oh, please. Do you think I lie awake at night worrying about signing the wrong

band? Well, I do now, yeah.

Wait, you signed J -Mob?

Worst rapper ever?

Ouch.

You put up that video of Nate singing because you're scared of the Wonderland?

Hilarious. You've got three seconds before I call security.

One, two... Actually, get out!

OK, OK.

We're going, we're going.

Nate, I need your help.

Not now, Oakley. I need to sort this.

If only I could find the button that deletes everything.

Including my life.

Hey, don't cry.

Critical. Critical.

Critical. Critical.

She tried to paint my nails.

We have to get out of here now.

Harry, don't go.

What's the matter? It's okay, you can pick a different shade.

Stay away from me.

Painting someone's nails without permission, it's just wrong.

Well, I feel like a new man.

Are we all sorted?

No. We're leaving.

What? We haven't heard the song yet. Come on, just one listen, before we send

to the networks.

No. Please, don't.

Wait. What's happening?

Hello? What?

had nothing to do with this.

Oakley's hot tub is now ready.

Run, guys, run!

Come here!

In the end, my plan to delete this song using the hot tub works perfectly.

I don't want to say you told yourself. I really don't. Don't say it.

Told yourself.

In other news, we found out that Sasha Small knows you've got talent.

What?

How did you find that out?

Long story short, Chloe got your video taken down.

Seriously?

She's right. It's gone.

How did you manage that?

No standard stuff for a humble social media manager.

I just got into Sasha's head.

No big deal. Basically a legend.

Wait, what's that?

Is it dance audition fail?

No, you don't need to do that. No, no, no.

Remember

the

words you told me, love me till the day I die.

Surrender my everything cause you made me believe you're mine.

You used to call me baby, now you're calling me by name.

Takes one to know one, yeah, you'll be me in my own mad game.

Pushing up, pushing up, pulling away, pulling away from you. I give it, I give

it, I give it, you say, give it, you say.

Young boy, do you want me, do you want me? Out of your life, so I'm just a dead

man walking tonight.

But you need it, yeah, you need it, all of it done, yeah.

Young boy, do you want me, do you want me?

Back of your life, so I'm just a...

Yeah,

when it gets too much, I call about a hundred times.

So who even called him, baby? Nobody could take my place.

When you're looking at those strangers, hope to God you see my face.

Youngblood, it's C -1 -E, C -1 -E, out of your life. So I'm just a dead man

walking tonight.

But you need it, you need it, all of it's done, yeah.

Youngblood, it's C -1 -E, C -1 -E, back of your life. So I'm just a dead man

crawling tonight.

Cause I need it, yeah, I need it, all of the time, yeah.

Pushing you, pushing, I'm pulling away, pulling away from you. I give and I give

and I give and you take, give and you take.

You're running around, I'm running away, running away from you.

From you.

Youngblood, see you on me, see you on me. Out of your life, so I'm just a dead

man walking tonight.

But you need it.

Oakley?

Maya?

I think Sasha's on to us. She kept asking me questions about you.

Okay, boys. One iconic fan photo coming up.

Smile for Mr.

Twinkle.

Are you making fun of Mexicans?

Hurry, hurry.