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Look, I'm just saying, if we ever were stranded on a desert island, there'd be

more than enough food.

Like what?

Land? No, coconut.

Are coconuts mammals?

What? No, they're not.

They're hairy.

They make milk. They live in trees.

Sounds like mammals to me.

Do it again.

Oh, no.

Lindsay.

Who's Lindsay? My guitar.

She broke a string.

What? Don't you give your instruments names?

No. That's weird.

Yeah, really weird.

Sorry I had to say that, Mr. Plucky.

Where are the spare strings?

I thought you had the strings.

I thought you were bringing them. Relax.

I was bringing them.

I may have forgotten them there.

Guy, you're all over the place.

You seriously need a manager.

Why didn't Sasha sign us after the spotlight?

Wish we'd never done that show.

It wasn't all that bad, bruv.

I think I'll take a few of these for later.

Hey, you.

Hey.

Just wanted to say sorry Sasha didn't want to sign you up.

Me and the girls think you sound great.

She is.

But the thing I really want to know is, would you like one of these tiny pizzas?

They're a bit pockety, but they make your hands look massive.

They are meeting on my way boss not you Maya totally knew that

You've got my number We

were finally on a national TV show Managers should be kicking our door

down. We just got a reminder that we exist, right?

How's the new song coming on? It's not quite there yet We could do a cover. I

don't want to record someone else's though. Do you hate chef? I think I was

cover It had more hits than a naughty drum.

Pick a song and I'll knock together some video ideas.

Awesome. I'll have a look through my vinyl for some inspiration.

Did I hear you say you need a manager?

Dad, don't. What?

I've got managerial skills.

I'm really good with kit. Can I help with this?

Do you

reckon

we should pick something old school?

Yeah. Are you even listening?

Of course I'm listening.

What's funny?

Sorry, it's a cat video.

Look at that cat with his four legs.

Classic. You and Maya?

Give it back!

That cat looks exactly like Maya from GHF. Just a coincidence.

Are you and Maya?

No, not yet.

Just don't tell anyone.

Sure, whatever.

Open your cigar, Brian.

Ooh.

Really? Don't you both start making fun of this new girl that Oakley's seeing.

I'm not seeing a girl. Is it a boy? No.

I always hoped we'd have at least one gay one.

I always thought it would be you. Really?

I'm not seeing her.

Hey, James, don't do that with your hand.

That was my job.

Oh, no.

Oh,

that's gutting.

Mum.

knocking's a good habit.

Yeah, I did knock, but... Whoa.

I thought you liked the Wonderland.

You can like both marmalade and jam at the same time, Nathaniel.

Just keep it down.

Hey, you know it's my birthday this week?

Oh, really?

Because you only mention it, I don't know, every five minutes.

Well, girls here first are playing a concert on the actual day.

Mum's probably planning something.

She'd never let you go anyway.

She might if you took me. What?

Me? At their concert?

Do you have any idea how it would look if I got spotted there? Yeah, it would

look pretty desperate.

But it is my birthday.

So that's a maybe?

Sorry I'm late.

Couldn't get my hair right.

Unbelievable. Right, band meeting. Let's go.

Item one, contenders for covers.

What's the shortlist?

Hmm.

That is the shortlist.

That's great.

Nailed it.

Well done, everyone.

It's kind of hard to concentrate on my sister blasting out girls at first.

Molly's our biggest fan.

Who else have we lost?

You as well.

Guys, this is bad.

We've lost Harry. I was going to say, this is another reason why we need a

manager. Fast.

Molly and her mates would want to see us live.

Not girls at first.

Oh, she's not going to that gig, is she? No.

It's sold out.

I could get tickets.

Tickets in general. Tickets for the zoo, the train. Tickets, please.

I mean, I might know someone who could get them.

Just a guy.

A male person.

He's been messaging Maya.

From Girls Here First?

Just his mate.

Nothing else.

Yuck. Girls Here First?

More like Girls Here Last, am I right?

I'll ask her anyway.

Dear Maya, my girl, who is just a friend.

Anyone know how to get tickets for our show?

Don't we get in anyway?

Are you texting acting from the Wonderland?

Just keeping in touch.

Apparently they're going to release a cover.

Hey, that's cool.

Can't they do anything original?

I'll single the cover. Should they copy enough, too?

OK.

So we need to think about... Bones.

All of you.

Now.

I want you focused.

Big show coming up.

It's being streamed worldwide.

But I really need to... Now.

Amaya still hasn't replied.

I should never ask for those tickets.

Look, give her a chance.

She's got a career, unlike us.

What if something bad's happened to her?

What if she went swimming and got stuck up a sea pipe?

A sea pipe?

Yeah, wedged right up there. Can't get out.

Is that likely?

Not knowing is killing me.

Look, be realistic.

She's a pop star.

If you want to impress her, you're going to need to stand out.

Harry! Help!

What have you done?

What you told me to do.

I never told you to blow up a Smurf.

Oh, Oakley.

That is some funky hair.

Funky? You can't get worse than that.

Ooh, that hair is groovy.

Groovy? That's even worse.

Not now. I'm learning on your cover. I'm shooting the video this weekend.

Finally?

I've been saying you need to get some new stuff up. I thought you didn't like

anymore. Of course I still like you.

A bit.

Hey, look.

I might have a way to get you those tickets.

Really? One condition.

If I'm writing or rehearsing, you don't play a girl's head first.

Ever. Deal.

What's going on in here?

Nathaniel just proved that he's the best brother in the world.

This is the part where you say, I'm the best?

Okay.

I'm the best.

Are you really going to see Girls Here First for your birthday?

Wouldn't have put it up if I wasn't.

Can I come? Can I come? Please.

I was going to ask you anyway.

Woo!

I'm going to go see Girls Here First. Can you or not?

Woo!

Woo!

Where are they? We've got a video to shoot.

What's taking them so long?

Sorry.

Sorry I'm late.

That blue on your face.

Why are you blue and smell of roast in us?

Do you want me to explain?

The idiot dyed his hair blue.

Then the idiot tried to fix it with this.

Idiot. You dyed your hair with gravy?

Here, put this on. We've got a video to make.

Come on, guys.

Let's show these managers what they're missing.

One, two, three, four.

Great,

guys. Lots of energy.

To camera, to camera, to me, to me.

Keep in line.

In it.

Great, guys.

Hopefully the camera's over here.

Nick, come on, this is serious.

Stop messing around.

Guys, this looks sick.

More bouncing.

Guys, come on, concentrate.

Guys,

this is amazing.

You're not going.

You get all sorts of those concerts.

Weirdos, creeps, oddballs.

It's not my fault.

You shouldn't have posted it online.

I can't believe my own mother would spy on me.

I should report you to WikiLeaks.

Whatever that is. I booked her birthday meal.

It was meant to be a surprise.

Plus, there'll be no oddballs there.

What about Uncle Graham?

Apart from Uncle Graham. You have literally ruined my life.

So you're not okay?

Mum won't let me go to the concert.

Oh.

Okay.

You

could take me.

Then she wouldn't have to worry about me being safe.

Um, thing is...

You'll probably laugh when I tell you.

I didn't actually get tickets, so... What?

But I've told everyone now.

It's not my fault.

Eleanor is going to kill me.

You have ruined my life as well.

What if I hang by the stage door and wait for her?

And say what?

And say, why are you ignoring me?

Is this something I did?

Is it my hat?

Is it me? Is it my weird brother?

Please tell me. Please, Maya. I'll do anything.

I think that's a bit much.

So, lose the T -shirt?

Yeah. Lose the T -shirt.

They're on stage at 8 .30.

I thought you didn't want her to go.

I feel guilty.

If I can get tickets, you can take her and Eleanor after the meal.

Me?

No way.

I've got the family here.

If I cancel on them, Uncle Graham will go weird again. I mean, eccentric again.

Mum, if anybody sees me there, I'll never live it down.

Anyway, you won't be able to get tickets.

Got them.

Yes. What?

No, they'll be fakes. Oh, no.

These are the real thing.

Mum's on the internet. Stick together.

How do you think you got all those Cub Scout badges?

Great.

Now my life is ruined.

Thanks for the meal, Mum.

Oh, you're welcome, sweetheart.

Mum, is Uncle Graham really a... Look after your sister.

And don't let her go in the mosh pit.

Mum, there won't be a mosh pit.

Have fun.

Oh, I'm so excited.

I already need the loo.

Nate,

what are you doing?

I'm keeping a low profile.

How do I look?

You'll blend right in with all the other fans.

With beards.

Hang on.

Ta -da!

Whoa. Oakley, what are you doing here?

You weren't replying to my messages.

I thought you were stuck up a sea pipe.

Oh, Oakley.

Slash took our phones.

And hid them in a sea pipe.

Clever.

What happened to your face?

Why can I smell roast dinner?

I thought you were ignoring me. Why would you think that?

Listen, there's something I've been meaning to say to you. I wrote it down

make sure I get it right.

Okay.

So... Where was I?

Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Okay, cheers.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah.

I... Go on.

Basically,

I think you are... What?

What?

Tasty.

You think I'm tasty?

No. Well, yeah, but... Get away from us!

Wait, I know him!

It's all right, miss.

Leave this to us.

Wait! Call me. Yeah, we've got another one here. This one smells like roast

dinners.

and watch the video.

Don't go down to the front.

That's it?

Let's go down the front.

Seen the video.

Nine hits.

Nine. That got more than that from his hedge trim unboxing video.

It's only been up an hour. Just give it time.

Faith it. Our chance of ever getting a manager is in the toilet. We're not in

the toilet.

Are you literally in the toilet?

Knock, knock.

You're him, ain't you? The one off the spotlight.

Why are you wearing a rubbish beard?

It's a real beard.

Did you just say it's a real beard?

What's going on in there?

I've got to go.

Can I get a selfie?

Can I get a selfie too?

Who is he? He was in that band.

We're lost with the spotlight.

We came second, actually.

Some say we were robbed.

Just dropped a new video if you want to check it out.

Anyway, let's do this selfie.

It's all right.

You've made this a bit weird.

There's a bloke leaning over my toilet cubicle.

You're the one in the false beard, sir. Fine.

We're even.

See you around.

No wonder you lost.

Get over it, Matt.

It went well, then? Not a sea pipe in sight.

What are you doing? Get off.

They're live -streaming the GHF gig.

Yeah, the same time we're launching our cover.

How many views have we got?

Just gone past Dad's unboxing the toaster.

Great. That's his best one.

Now I want to see if Maya sends me a secret message from the stage.

Oh, that's going to happen.

What did I say?

We're leaving.

Get off.

It isn't over yet.

I have to get out of here.

I'm not stopping you.

Stop filming me.

Daniel? That's Nate.

Nah, Nate's not got a beard.

It's night of the wonderland.

I think Nathaniel just went viral singing a Galaxy's Earth song.

Oh, so you're covering their songs too now?

That's a great idea!

If you feel like it, take me away.

I'll make it okay. I swear I'll behave.

You wanted control.

But we waited. I put on a show.

Now we've made it. Today I'm a kid.

My ego is big.

You know how it is.

When you feel like you're broken and scarred

Nothing feels right, but when you're with me, I'll make you believe that I

the key.

Oh, yeah.

And it goes like this. Take me by the hand and I'll know you.

Kiss me through your mind and I'll show you all the moves like Jagger. I've got

the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger.

You want to know how to make me smile.

Take control on me just for the night.

If I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it.

Nobody else can see this.

So watch and learn.

I won't show you twice.

Head to toe, baby, hold me right.

But if I share my secret, you're going to have to keep it. Nobody else can see

this.

Outro Music

That sounds good.

Really? Oi, oi. I'm Octab Tony.

That's because you're in the industry.

Yeah, the Octab industry.

You're the social media manager.

An embarrassing clip went viral on your watch.

We're going to get Esther to take that video down.

There she is, my princess.

What was your favourite bit? The end was really good.

Bubbles increased.

Stop bubbles. Stop increasing the bubbles. Critical.