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It's good to be on dry land again, brother. And within a few feet of a wine

cascade. I'm a big man. I have a big thirst.

And a big belly.

I see you haven't changed.

You love my old friend.

You hear that?

Aye, the sound of manly men.

Come on, brother. It's relaxation time.

I'll be back in a minute.

How

about

a kiss?

Why don't you close your eyes and pucker up?

Some guys just don't know how to treat a lady Where

are

you

My granddaughter, she's drowning. Please save her.

She's all I've got.

Where is she?

There, in the sea.

Link, hurry.

Hurry.

Hurry, Thinbad.

Hurry to your death.

Gula, my friend, the old man said, who do you think put the mess in

Oh, a play on words. A music.

Maeve, what's the matter, girl?

She appears to be in a trance of some sort. Don't worry about it. It's the

No.

She's a sorcerer's apprentice.

She's using her powers on... something.

Who's she talking to?

Dermot.

That's her hawk. You're talking to a bird?

But for ruse, Dermot isn't even here.

He flew off even before we sat down.

We have to set sail. Now.

But Maeve, we only just got here.

Besides, we can't leave without Sinbad.

Sinbad is in danger.

Sinbad just strolled off. He'll be back in a minute.

I'm taking the boat.

The devil you are!

We have no time for this!

No woman will be piloting our ship in my lifetime!

When Sinbad left, I asked Irma to follow him.

We share thoughts and feelings sometimes.

Now let me get this straight.

We're taking the word of your bird?

It doesn't matter if you understand this or not. If you care about Sinbad,

you'll be doing exactly what I tell you.

Heaven knows what horrors he's facing this very minute.

Horrors?

What kind of horrors?

Careful,

ladies. It's mulling season.

Hello.

You've awakened at last.

I might have guessed.

Hello, Romina.

Sinbad.

Here's some food, my pet.

I'd ask you how it tricked, but I already know.

This must hurt.

Yeah.

Suffering's good for the soul.

Pleasure's better.

I hope my form of transportation didn't upset you.

Now, why would being waylaid by a water spout possibly upset me?

I'd rather stand.

Guard!

Well, I... Could take a load off my feet for a moment or two.

All right, Ramia.

I killed your father.

Now what do you intend to do with me?

I want you to remain

here as my husband.

And if I refuse?

One way or the other, you will remain here.

And don't expect your crew to rescue you.

You're in the middle of nowhere.

With me.

Oh, you must be famished.

Eat.

What is this?

Baby crocodile brains.

No, thanks.

I'm trying to watch my weight.

You might as well get used to the situation.

You're alive only in my world, my intrepid sailor. And only for as long as

wish you to be.

Have I told you how impressed I am with what you've done to this room?

Thank you.

This is where she captured Sinbad.

And who is she?

Let's go.

Don't dally. We'll miss the tide.

Don't worry, my dear. For Dubar, that is a very enlightened position.

So, it's settled.

We are betrothed.

When would you like the official ceremony to take place?

Romina... You are definitely a beautiful woman.

But if and when I marry, love has to enter the picture.

You're so old -fashioned.

Nonetheless, I respectfully decline the offer.

I could just cast a spell on you and make you marry me.

Too easy.

Besides, then, you wouldn't be marrying the real me.

You're beginning to try my patience.

Why not try an apple instead?

You clumsy cow!

You think all this is a joke, don't you?

You think I'm too young and foolish to realize the disdain you have for me.

You're good.

I'm evil.

How pedestrian.

It's not that, Romina.

Think about it. I'm just not the marrying kind.

Well, let's see if you're the torturing kind.

Shall we?

I think that's my cue to leave.

You know, it's been great seeing you again, Romina. Really.

Oh, I hate it when a dinner party goes bad.

Allow me to serve.

You just can't get good health these days.

We must do this again sometime.

Oh, not in the near future, I hope.

Lovely view from up here.

Maybe a trip to my hobby room will teach you some manners.

This isn't going to change my mind, Romina.

Perhaps not, but it will make my day.

After all, you are my father killer.

I was hoping we got beyond that.

traveling around in circles, not knowing where we're going.

It flies in the face of logic.

I just hope she knows what she's doing and where she's going.

Relax.

Then that'll be all right. He's very resourceful.

It shows, huh?

You wouldn't be human if it didn't.

I swear, Farooz.

If that witch does anything to harm my brother, I'll rip her apart with my bare

hands. Magic or no magic.

Head south.

Here we go again.

South it is, Maeve.

What's she doing, spelling her name in the water? This is the fourth change of

course in an hour.

I admit her methods are irregular.

Try crazy.

My faith in my brother. I will find him for you, sister.

What is it? What did you see?

German, something's happened.

It's all my fault.

What did you see?

Nothing. I saw nothing.

Then how?

I just sensed it.

Dubar, we haven't got much time.

That's enough.

For now.

You said you loved me.

You always hurt the ones you love.

I thought romance was dead.

Before I foresee, will you change your mind?

Romina, you can cast spells on people, enslave them, but you can never remove

what's in a person's heart.

Perhaps not.

But you can remove the whole heart.

May I suggest an alternative?

No. Your fate is sealed.

But I would like to play a little game first.

A game that I think you'll find quite fascinating.

Look who dropped in!

Dermot! Your lady friend's little birdie.

So what?

You caught a hawk. Congratulations.

I can kill you now, quickly and painlessly.

Or... Or what?

You can play my game.

And now, why would I want to do that?

Watch the birdie.

Now, let's not be too hasty here, Romina.

Personally, I don't care much about this bird.

I'm allergic to feathers.

Your lady friend's going to be so disappointed when she sees her companion

roasting on a spit.

If... And I mean... If I play your little game and let the bird go free?

Of course.

But I thought you said you weren't very fond of the creature.

I'm not.

I just don't like to see wild animals kept in cages.

Oh.

Well, this should break your heart then.

Guards.

Thanks a lot.

What in the name of Allah?

I must confess, Sinbad.

You aren't my first love.

Meet Nara.

And Sizzark.

And Hunir.

I fancy myself in love with them all at some point or another.

You go for the rugged type, I see.

Oh, they were all quite handsome, Simbad.

But they hurt my feelings tremendously.

They behave like most men do. Like beasts.

So since they acted like beasts, why not use my magic, too? I get the idea.

Come.

There's someone else I'd like you to meet.

Meet God.

You're the most resilient of all my fiancées.

Pleasure's all mine.

You'll be playing the game with God.

Let me guess.

We won't be playing on the same team now, will we? Oh, no.

The game is quite simple, though.

I'll release both of you into my beautiful forest outside.

And? And you will have one goal in mind.

That is to stay alive.

God will have one goal in mind.

That is to kill you.

Simple, yet entertaining, don't you think?

Charming. If I lose?

Your bones will remain with me forever.

And if I win the game?

Alakazam, you'll take God's place.

Either way, we'll always be together.

Let the games begin.

than bad.

There are none.

Become the beast within in order to survive, kill, or be killed.

I'll give you a head start since you're new at this game.

Until the sand in the hourglass runs out.

After that, I really am God.

Time's up.

Release God.

Kill him, and you're free.

I cheetah carbs too.

Hello, Sir Knight.

I thought I was the only human in this forest.

You see, there's this thing after me.

I have no weapons.

You have two.

Could you loan me one from one man of honor to another?

I'll take that as a no.

Let me guess, one of Romina's friends, right?

I see an unhealthy pattern emerging here.

Sometimes I really hate magic.

Stand back!

Maybe I can stand back.

Come on, you magical piece of metal!

Afraid of the mere mortal, you... bucket of bolts. Come on!

Romina, my dear, that's not my idea of playing fair.

Stay the course, Dubar.

We'll be reaching land soon.

I can feel it. There's nothing on the horizon, May. We're heading nowhere

Stay the course.

If you still want to save your brother, then stay the course.

Land ho!

I don't see it fading.

Go to Farouk. I'll take the tiller.

All the heck with it. Take the tiller, see what I can.

Women are taking over the world anyway.

Now what's all this about land?

Have a look. It's a little something I've been working on.

Chinese boxes.

I have no time for puzzles.

Look through the tiny box. Here.

What trickery?

Impressive, isn't it? The two ground pieces of glass inside refract the

It looks as if we were right on shore.

Actually, we're about two hours away.

The image is magnified somewhat by the two... Well, I'll be hanged.

Do you know what this means?

Yes. I could revolutionize nautical... Abe was right all along.

I owe that girl an apology.

It's called the Magnescope, actually.

Thanks for asking.

And the cat's away?

Mike?

Make us a beer.

Bid your friend goodbye, my dinner -to -be.

And would you two please hold still? You're ruining my picture.

Keep your distance, Goss!

Don't like the heat, Goss? Just give me an idea.

I don't need magic to tell me this isn't a very friendly place.

We should be all right as long as we keep our heads. And our voices down.

I believe we've lost the element of surprise.

All

right,

Fuzzy.

Ready?

It's about time you showed up.

God's my furry friend.

I grow weary of this senseless game.

I've made my peace with Alex.

If I die, so be it.

Come and get me.

Confused?

Well, of course you are.

You're nothing more than a dumb animal.

Like Romina said, kill or be killed.

I can't do it.

Nice move, God.

God, if you've got any human left in you, relax for a minute.

I'm not going to hurt you.

Take it easy, God.

Romina is the enemy.

Romina is our enemy.

That's it.

Take it easy.

All right.

Calm down.

That's it.

Easy.

That's it.

That's it.

Easy does it.

Hey,

don't be such a big baby.

It's not even broken.

However, a splint would make things easier for you.

Let's see.

I

don't know

why I'm doing this.

After all, you're supposed to be killing me.

You're welcome, Gus.

I guess it's been a while since anyone treated you like a human being.

Get used to it, my friend.

There.

The splint's done.

Let's try to stand on it.

Easy does it, Gus.

Easy does it.

We're going to be getting out of here.

We're going to have to work together.

Trust each other.

You're making good progress.

I thank you.

Romina changed you on the outside, Goss.

Not the inside.

You're a good man.

No.

I'm just a sailor.

Come. We have to pay a visit to a mutual friend.

What has happened to my pool?

I see nothing.

Things are brightening up.

Move it.

Dermot!

You and your friends annoy me greatly, dear.

I'll do more than annoy you, witch.

Oh,

the spirit.

How my day.

It's more than spirit, and you know it.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You don't remember me. I meet many peasants in my line of work.

I dispose of them all the same way.

And don't expect Sinbad to find you.

You did.

His bones are being brought to me now by one of my creations.

Now, let's have some fun.

Don't look into her eyes, Maeve.

But she can't help herself.

She's Dim Dim's protege.

Don't worry, Dermot.

Oh, my would -be bride.

Your slave has brought back my bones, as promised.

Oh, yeah. He decided to throw in my flesh for free.

I'll kill you for this.

Maeve took a lot out of you.

And she'll pay dearly. You remember gauze. Now, don't you, Romina?

But... But how?

Remember what you said about finding the beast within?

Well, I tried something different.

I found the human.

Now, you see the keys in God's hand?

They're the keys to the cell housing all your furry friends.

I'm sure they'd like to spend time with you now.

I'll see you dead, sailor.

I'll see you all dead!

And you, my dear.

I'll kill you slowly.

Was it something I said?

You okay?

Well, glad that's over with.

I'm wondering about Goss.

Do you think he'll be all right with all those monsters there?

He'll treat them well.

Soon they'll be their old selves, and they can all go home.

Would that all remaining spells were so easy to break.

Romina isn't all powerful, Maeve. You proved that today.

I did, didn't I?

But you made a powerful enemy.

Yeah, Romina's always been my enemy.

Maeve?

Is there something that I should know about all this?

Perhaps, I'm bad. Perhaps.

But not today.

Till then, sorcerer's apprentice.

Dubar, chart a course for home. Aye, aye.

Thank you.