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Hello, how's it going, how's it going?

Here today, another show.

We are in Shrewsbury at the Buttermilk, I think it's called the Buttermilk, the

place it's called.

But yeah, we're in Shrewsbury and John's calling me now, so I better head on in

and go see the boys.

Ben's here,

Kevin Kane is here. How you doing?

And Regina's here.

And we've got Jaden somewhere as well, he's hiding in the back, in the toilet

somewhere. But yeah, we're all here.

Tell him you're tanking.

Tell him you're tanking.

We're all here. I'm ready to put on a good show.

So let's go and check out the venue. Let's go see what's going on out there.

See what the light is saying. Ooh, look at that light.

That's what we need.

Better light.

Get a camera.

Looking busy in here tonight.

Nah, I reckon they've all been left there, you know. Give me a pop.

Good money coming in around Christmas time, that's right.

Good money coming in before Christmas time. Good money coming in before

Christmas time. For a long, long time. For a long time.

For a long time.

For a long time. For a long time.

For a long time. For a long time. For a long time.

For a long time.

For a long time. For a long time. For a long time.

What's the fat one on the left?

Oh, no, no, I was just getting rid of it because... Yeah, she had a fat one.

That's your old one, to be fair. Oh, I've seen it. I was always getting a

and tried it on and it was crazy.

Oh, no, you've gone away, mate.

Mmm, weird crowd.

Weird crowd?

Yeah, like... It sounded like it was banging. I thought you'd come in and be

like, yo.

Oh, did it sound good? It sounded like it was banging. Okay, good then. I was a

bit... Mmm, it was a bit, I don't know.

Blood clap.

Chopper. Hi, mate.

Chopper the whopper.

Do you pull the pump before you release the condom or do you squash it in? No, I

just do pull. I just slap it on. I literally pull it and then lean it a

bit in and it just sucks under.

Okay.

Because I get that bubble thing to get that... You don't get it. You don't get

it. It's because your tubes are too big, isn't it?

It's fine.

You've got this.

That's why you have that wobble.

Ready to go.

It's not my fucking arm.

How can I forget he's my brother?

We're brothers. We're brothers, mate.

Oh, do you not put it to the side for a bit?

Yeah, I put it to the side like this.

Oh yeah, that's better. That's better. I'm gonna let it go, boy.

Tap your toe to me now and then.

If I don't get no... If I don't get no...

Let him go!

And I want you here with me.

And I want to know you until the end of time.

Who should know every word of you?

Only the ones that lie in your heart, in your heart.

I can't believe it.

Where did you get that?

Where did you get

that?

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Let's hear it for Black Magic's volunteer!

Who's ready to get blasted?

Here we go, here it comes!

Everybody!

We'll see you next

time.

Thank you.

Don't be shy.

Thank you.

Let me close up the way you are.

Let me talk to the heart.

I know but I can't go that deep because I don't want to snap into it

Thank you.

I can feel it ready to slide down your throat.

Okay, now don't look at the camera for the next two minutes.

It's hot.

Just look at the dick.

Well, I meant to look.

Close my eyes.

If that helps. No, I can't.

I'll look at you. Does that look right? Yeah, yeah.

I don't know if this is running.

Why don't you try it like your tits are on it?