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The curse words in this message have been approved by 50 Cent.

Bitch.

And now, shit Kevin Hart can't breathe.

The oxygen mask on a plane.

I'm gonna die!

You secured your own mask.

Assist others, motherfucker.

This has been shit Kevin Hart can't breathe.

All right, all right.

Okay.

These...

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, he's picking him up. Yeah, he's picking him up.

He's changing how the game is being played.

Give it up for my man and yours, 50 Cent.

And you stay in New York City.

Give it up for Chicago's own world -famous DJ Paris.

Welcome to 50 Centurions. We have another great show for you.

If you thought I was messing with you when I said we were going to start shit,

you were wrong.

Kia, Jasmine, who you at?

What's up, Kia?

Yo, we have a great show.

talk to you guys tonight. Keo, tell them what's going on. Well, first, we got a

brand new music video premiere, so that's going to be lit.

Yes.

And a little bit of background info about me and Jazzy. We get along so well

because we grew up in very religious households. What about you, 50?

Somewhat.

And when you go to church every Sunday, you somebody's house, maybe Big Mama

house or somebody for Sunday dinner, right?

But what do you have to do before anybody can touch a roll on the table?

Say pray.

Pray. Yep.

See, I did all of this for y 'all to cook this food.

I'm going to say the prayer.

I'll say the prayer, Ma.

Look how baby she's so grown up. Go ahead, baby. Say your prayer. Thank you,

Lord, for this food.

Bless it. Let's eat. Amen.

Hold on now.

Now, I need you to speak, you know.

Mommy and Daddy's house.

I'm going to leave you a little bit more than that. What you mean, Daddy?

What I mean is you can't just do no two -line prayer, sweetie. The prayer was

short so we could eat.

Yeah, like, isn't that the whole point? The point of the prayer is to make sure

it's prayer in nature.

Y 'all bugging.

No, no, no, baby. Your daddy got a point. Mm -hmm.

Daddy, you want to bless the food?

Who's going to say the prayer? Who's going to bless the food?

Daddy, I said, do you want to bless the food? You, Daddy.

Huh? Do you want to be the one to say the prayer over the table?

Oh, yeah, I'll do the prayer. Come on. Everybody clasp hands. Oh, we're going

old school with it, Daddy. All right.

Heavenly Father, we thank you for bringing us together, and we pray that

bless this food and we enjoy each other's company.

Yes. We pray that this food nourishes our bodies, Father God. We also pray

you bless the hands that prepared the food, Father God.

And in Jesus' name, we pray. Amen.

That you bring us together in the future to spend more time together in health.

Father God, I also pray and I thank you for giving me a daughter that makes such

a delicious sweet potato pie.

It's fine.

Even though Cheryl says she's allergic to gluten.

I am gluten -free. You are. Didn't you tell him? I told him.

You had pizza last week. No, I did not. She ain't allergic to no gluten. She

just needs some Jesus.

She needs some Jesus in her life. Come on. And we pray in Jesus' name.

Amen. That the calves cover the spread.

They can't. I can't handle any more injuries and I'm losing too much money.

because LeBron can't show up at home.

Also his hairline. Yeah.

Yeah. Bless the king's hairline.

We also pray, Father God, that you bless Michelle and Barack on their vacation,

which they are entitled to do.

Yes, they are, Lord.

But we pray, Father God, when they come back from vacation, they save and

deliver us from this presidential predicament.

Lord have mercy and fix it, Jesus.

Can we eat already, please?

Also, Father God, we pray that Duran gets up out of his mama's basement.

We tried. Talk about it. Oh, once I get back on my feet, Granddad. Oh, I just

need to find myself a job. Just give me a little bit. Boy, you got to get up off

the couch before you get on your feet.

I'm making beats, Granddad. He's an musician.

Yes, I got him a MacBook.

Boy, if you interrupt this prayer one more time, I'm going to lay the beat

Go boom like an 808. Boom, baby, boom.

You're going to throw that shoe.

You don't want that.

Now, where was I?

Also, we pray for these black men that they stop becoming victims.

Yes,

Lord. Of the Kardashians, Father God.

And in Jesus' name, we say.

Amen. It's only as good as a woman he marries, Father God.

Say it again.

A man is only as good as a woman he marries, Father God. God

bless my relationship with my best friend. I remember our marriage night

six to seven years ago, and I know she remembers, too.

Oh, Lord.

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Amen.

Let's eat, y 'all.

Treat yourselves. More sweet potato pie for me.

Hey, don't go nowhere. We just getting started.

Get the lock right here on 56th.

All right.

Next up is a special segment where I give up -and -coming artists a platform

showcase their talents.

I'm all right.

Please welcome Tamira White.

Thank you.

What's going on, y 'all?

Now y 'all can see I'm a big girl, right?

My big girl's that.

We look good when we suck our stomach in, huh?

Shit, I love being a big girl. I'm not about to lose weight.

I ain't got to worry about domestic violence situations.

I mean, I be arguing with my dude. He be looking at me. I be looking at him. I

be like, we the same size, bro.

It's a fair one right here, you know what I'm saying?

But it's crazy, though, because I'm like, uh -uh. When I found out that

girls got cheated on, too, I was like, why would I lose weight? That doesn't

make no sense.

Like, they're cheating on y 'all.

Like,

I'm not going to be doing crunches for y 'all, and y 'all still cheating?

gonna be sad and hungry i'm not gonna that's what i'm not gonna be you know

where am i i have a kid who have a kid anybody have kids here boo like

i wasn't trying to have no kid i was just trying to you know get some that's

what i was trying to do you feel me like we be arguing all the time she be

talking a lot of stuff she gonna tell me you know what mom everybody got a

better life than me i'm like what everybody got a better life than me too

like you want to break up like

She be getting mad.

Mom, you know what? Now that I'm in high school, I'm going to need my hair done

every week and my nails done every week. I was like, really?

Now that you're in high school, you should wash your neck. That's what

high school do.

It don't matter how much your nails is popping if your neck is dirty. Boys is

not going to like you.

She always get mad. She's like, you know what, Mom? Guess what?

You're just bitter because my dad didn't want you.

I was like, girl, you don't even know what you're talking about. Your daddy

didn't want you.

Before you got here, if you want to sit down, I'll show you.

We frequent in Vegas.

No, you didn't go to Disneyland. I went all the time.

I had to tell her she'd be talking a lot of smack. Like I said, I would invite

him over, but he's going to walk past your room, and I don't want to hurt your

feelings.

Get your daddy interested in you. He was so interested in me.

Oh, my God. I'm tired of social media.

It's whack.

Like, I'm really tired of Facebook. Like, what's up with Mark Zuckerberg and

these memories?

Like, black folks ain't got memories. We got the past. Don't be showing me.

Don't be showing me when I was happy.

I'm not happy no more. Don't show me that. Don't show me him.

Don't show me them. Don't show me none of that. You're going back too far. It's

crazy. Like, I'm not with it. I'm not with it.

It's hard dating when you're a big girl.

Y 'all just don't know. Because men think you got lots of a thing. I'm like,

I just like chili cheese fries with pastrami on them. That's all.

I don't have low self -esteem, please. Like, are you serious?

They think you don't know where the gym at. Like, it's right next to the

pastrami spot.

This is why.

They always think that I have low self -esteem. I'm like, boo, no.

I think I look like Beyonce when she was pregnant with Blue. You got me messed

up.

My name is Camille White, and you guys have been great.

Yes, bitches, I'm here to get your life all the way together, bitch. So the

first email comes from Keisha from Indiana.

Oh, girl, I ain't never been to Indiana before. Is that where Indiana Jones

live? Girl, I don't even like white men like that. But he fine.

So Keisha said,

Dear Toya, I'm fat.

I want to lose weight. You got any tips? First of all, ain't nothing wrong with

being big, sexy, and juicy, boo.

But, bitch, you need to stop eating if you're trying to lose weight. I'm just

playing, girl.

This is what you got to do. Losing weight is real easy.

Get you a little boyfriend, but get you a little raggedy, no good dog type of

dude, right? And then he going to get him a little sad girlfriend because they

always do that. And you see if there's another bitch on his phone, there's your

motivation right there. When your heart get broke, you ain't hungry. And bitches

who ain't hungry don't eat.

So then you're going to follow him to his job if he even got one. And when he

see you, y 'all going to make eye contact. You're going to tell him.

Then he gonna run. Don't worry about no treadmill, girl. Just chase after your

ass man.

So you gonna be running down the street, running, running, running, running.

Chase his ass for about five, seven minutes. And that's all the cardio that

need. And then, when you see him with his new bitch, you get the whooping on

ass. Every time you see her, you fight her. Because why?

Boxing practice.

You don't gotta go to no boxing gym. You just gotta whoop this bitch ass every

time you see her.

And then he gonna be so mad at you, and he ain't gonna want to see you no more.

But you still gonna follow his ass, because it ain't done till what? Till we

stay.

Do that for about two months straight, but your body gonna be on fleek. When

look good, you're gonna start finding you a new man. They're gonna be looking

you. They're gonna be like, damn, girl, you got a man?

And then you're gonna be like, no, I ain't got no man.

And then they're gonna want your number and make sure you got some money.

It could be a drug dealer, scam artist. It don't matter. You just need him to

cut the jet because Red Dew.

All right, y 'all. See y 'all next time.

Tune in to Toya Teacher's hashtag, Toya Turn Up hashtag, Red Dew hashtag, Black

Girl Magic hashtag.

Stay woke.

Hashtag, I ain't wake up like this.

Hashtag, I kill you.

Toya teaches Suni. Next time, see y 'all later. Bye.

What's going on, party people? It's your boy, Vince Swan here. I'm out here in

the streets of Newark.

Now, I know you guys have heard the iconic show, The Price is Right. But

we're going to play a little game called The Price is I.

All right?

Play for one time in that one piece.

All right, look, man, look, we're going to play, listen, don't judge the board

right now, okay? I had a couple of interns back at the, you know, the

you know, handle this.

But, you know, we're going to make it work. Like how always black people do.

They give us a pig and test it, we turn it into chitlins.

I want you to spin this wheel, and whatever item it lands on, you got to

that correct price, all right?

Cool. All right, spin it for me, man.

Okay, condoms. How much do you think these condoms cost?

One dollar.

One dollar?

One dollar condom. One dollar condom. Do yours break?

Nope. Have you had a one dollar condom? All the time.

Got any kids?

Yep. I bet you do. How many? Eight.

But how many different mama?

Six.

Damn. Six? That's a wrap for me. You need to wrap it up with some different

condoms. Bamboo earrings.

That's real gold?

Real gold.

24 karat? 24 karat magic in the air.

Uh, 250?

250?

A little bit higher than that.

500.

$500?

Off -brand cereal.

$3.

$3?

This is off -brand, brother.

It's in a box, not a bag, right? It's in a box, not a bag, but it's off -brand.

I'm going to stick with $3.

You're going to stick with $3? Yeah, why not?

All right, see, I was testing.

It is $3. You know your off -brand cereal, brother.

Shea butter.

First question, do you use it?

No, not at all. It shows.

All right, so...

$8. There it is. It's $8. You got it right. You said it was 24k, man. It is

but this is the price. I ate 24k. You know what I'm saying? These are I ate

bamboo earrings. You know what I'm saying? But you got it right, though.

something. Why you ain't in school?

I graduated, my man. When did you graduate?

I graduated two years ago. I'm 20 years old. There ain't no damn way you told

me. Where's your mama? I promise you, you can't find her nowhere around

All right, look, man, I don't want her coming around that corner beating my ass

knowing that you're on television. You good.

Mixtape.

Three for ten.

Three for ten. What is with y 'all and all these three for tens? I never had no

deal on no mixtape like that.

Uh -huh. You don't know the young hustlers I do. Okay.

I think it's like one for three, two for five, four for ten or something like

that. But this is a game show, so I'm going to say it's $5.

I don't know what type of math you were doing, but you got this shit correct.

Listen, man. You know his shit? Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Listen, man. Good job playing the game. This is

BET 50 Central. The price is aight. Aight.

Aight. Aight. Aight.

Nah. Listen,

man. Don't go nowhere, aight? We'll be right back with more 50 Central. Right

here. Ticket door.

Yeah, that's it for this week's episode of 50 Centures. Thanks for hanging with

us. And you know we always got the hottest new music.

Stay tuned for a world premiere of my stack featuring Fat Joe, Fox the Boom.

All right, all right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We'll be right back.

Box 2 Boom.

2 Boom.

Girl, I want it from the morning to the noon. Cause that Box 2 Boom.

That Box 2 Boom.

Box 2 Boom.

2 Boom. I try to leave, but they keep on calling me. I don't know what to do.

That Box 2 Boom.

That Box 2 Boom. Now that we agree, I put the muscle on.

Every 4 Y's turn Muslim on.

Up 30 mil, put the hustle on.

Triple -double laws went rough to one.

Box two, boom, bet them bags gonna fly.

Head to Dubai, call them out, mile high.

Never sleep with them, always cop two rooms.

Ask the house business, he said, box two, boom.

I want to see you, I want to see you, I want to see you, I want to see you, I

want to see you.

I try to leave, but they keep on calling me. I don't know what to do.

I'll turn you to a hobby.

It feel good when I rock your body.

She rockin' like a bull, watch yourself.

Sex is a touch she never felt.

And I be so tight when I stroke her.

Set the whole bed so cold.

She turn the bed to a swimmin' pool.

Girl, I love swimmin' in you.

Backstroke her. And when she throw it back, oh yeah.

She make my top pop like a soda.

I swear she got that go -go.

I try to leave but they keep on calling me I don't know what to do