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The curse words in this message have been approved by 50 Cent.

Bitch.

So what I need you to do is help me spell some words.

This ain't no regular average spelling bee, though. This is spelling bees in

trap. In the track.

In the trap.

Trap. How good are you at spelling things? Oh, no.

I want you to spell these words in the context of hip -hop. I'm a little

nervous, but yeah, let's do it.

So the first word is fabulous.

A -B -U -L -O -U -S?

Oh, my gosh. Uh, it's Fergie.

Can I call a friend?

Nope. I don't know nothing about rap.

F -A -B -O -L -O -U -S. Yes!

I love that.

Woo -woo -woo! That's our own segment. We're in Brooklyn.

Woo -woo! Yeah, don't do that. We're out here. We're not gonna do that. Yeah,

let's not.

Independent. I -N -D -E -E -E -N -D -E -N -T?

No. No. That's not how you spell independent. Warren playing spelling

trap. I -N -D -E -P -E -N -D -E -N -T. Do you know what that means?

Is that a spell? I spell it.

The next word I would like for you to spell is onomatopoeia.

Onomatopoeia. That's not a hood word.

How do you know?

You use it in the sentence, please. I was going down the street, and I seen

dudes who was talking trash the other day. I went...

You know, like an onomatopoeia.

Like I don't know the words that I'm asking him to spell.

The word is bootylicious.

B -O -T -T -E -I -O -U -L -S.

I don't think you were ready for this jelly. I wasn't ready for this. You

weren't ready for the jelly.

So the next word I want you to spell is yass. In the phrase, yass queen.

Yass. Y -A -S -S -S.

We can have Queen Q -U -E -E -N or K -W -E -E -N.

Yes, she just spelled all the words.

Yes.

Yes, Queen.

Y -A -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S. Y -A -A -S -S

-S. Yes.

Y -A -A -S -S -S -S -S.

Yes.

S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S -S.

Yes.

How many A's and how many F's?

I'm going to go with Y -A -A -F -F -F.

Yes. Really?

That's incredible.

I'm so happy.

All right, all right.

Okay.

Boy, you know, those people come, I don't know nothing. Officer, I don't

nothing. I'm the one these pros want. I be keeping that dough coming.

I'm on something.

That bag coming.

You know what's up.

Yeah, it's what come up. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's what come up. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, trick -or -muff.

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Kristen, where you at?

Yeah,

mom.

Yes, I love you too, mama.

Yes.

Mama, I'm busy, though.

What are you doing on the phone?

Hey, don't shush me in front of a live audience, bro. I'm talking to my mom.

Yeah, I love you too, Mama. Okay.

Okay, yeah, bye.

You can just talk to her later.

Nah, man, my mama crazy, man. She like to throw shit at you when you don't pick

up the phone and everything.

Through the phone?

Yeah, through the phone.

Y 'all laughing and shit. This is real.

This is definitely real life.

Check this out.

For a gram of weed, you're looking at five years.

Minimal.

Or you can tell me where that stash house is and be home in time for dinner.

Smoke?

See, I'm a nice guy.

You should know my partner isn't so nice.

So here's your last chance.

Okay.

You asked for it.

He's not talking.

Turn off the cameras.

Don't hold back.

Mom? Get that cigarette out your damn mouth. What's wrong with you? I think

time you tell this gentleman right here everything.

Please stop that crime before I give you a reason to trust.

Shut it up.

But nothing.

It's Detective Macklin now. He says here that you were picked up at the old

warehouse district.

That's funny because I... I was under the impression that you were sleeping

Eric's house.

So you lied to me.

And not only did you lie to me, you lied to the police.

Boy, this is going to hurt me just as much as it hurt you.

That's enough. We can lose our badges.

It's for life.

Call me if you need me.

Sorry about that.

My new partner's a wild card.

Man, your new partner's my mom, man.

It's a new program we're running at the precinct.

When we pick up a bad seed like you with no intention to cooperate, we have to

deputize the person that they fear the most on the planet.

Their mom.

But she works at a bank.

She's a detective.

The most dangerous kind of detective, too. One that doesn't mind losing a

Because she still has the job at the bank.

Man, this is messed up.

Look, Mangler.

You're a little fish.

Help us get to the big fish.

And you can go home.

Have you seen my mom?

I ain't trying to go home.

Oh.

So it's like that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. I'm not saying that.

It's not like that. No. See, I'm scared of my mom. Don't touch the knob.

I ain't going to do it. Please don't touch the knob. Please. No, no, no, no,

no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please don't touch the knob. Don't touch

it. Don't touch the knob. Don't let it back in.

Do not let it back in here.

No, no.

What are you doing?

I have a very particular set of skills.

Skills that I have acquired over my many years of being a mother.

Mom.

Special kind of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

Mom, she's not the belt.

I thought you'd say that.

All right, stand up, turn around, and drop your pants. Because we're going to

this the old -fashioned way. Wait, what do you mean old -fashioned way? No more

questions. Because I'm about to whoop your ass.

We're giving you enough leeway.

You can't strike a detainee's buttocks. You know how much paperwork's involved

with that?

All right.

I ain't going to beat you no more.

Because I'm tired.

But I have a question.

Tell me what you know about these.

Do you recognize the boy in them pictures?

Mom, these are my baby pictures.

Oh, is that right, punk?

You recognize the boy in them photos?

Because I don't anymore.

I'm sorry.

I just worked really, really hard just to put food on the table and provide you

with a good education. Just keep you out of trouble. And here you are back in

these streets.

It just makes me feel like I'm a bad mother.

I failed you as a parent. I did.

I did.

Mom, listen. No, Mom. You didn't fail me, okay? Listen, you're perfect, okay?

I just didn't want to say anything, you know, switch on Jeffrey because if I

did, he would kill me.

Got him.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa, got him? You see, you just said Jeffrey. Yeah.

You know you're messed up, right?

Next up is a special segment where I give up -and -coming artists a platform

showcase their talents.

Let's check out hip -hop illusionist Jibrizy.

What's up, guys? It's Jibrizy, the hip -hop illusionist. And let's go ahead and

start some shit.

Nice to meet you. What's your name?

Anique. Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you, Anique. Where are you from?

I'm from Yonkers, New York. Yonkers, New York. Okay. Is it always windy here in

New York? It was windy just a little bit ago.

Yeah, if you're lucky.

Yeah? Okay, okay. I'm from Chicago. I'm from the Windy City, so I want to show

you a trick with the wind.

Okay. All right? Hold your finger out. I want you to tap one card.

Perfect. Take it out.

Show it to everyone here.

I won't even look at it, and then I want you to put your signature onto that

card, too, as well.

Beautiful. Put your signature on there.

I'll turn around.

Okay.

All right, you got it?

Yes.

Sweet.

So what we'll do, I'll look at it. We'll put your card back into the middle of

the pack.

Okay. Cool?

All right.

What I want you to do is I want you to hold the deck right up here.

Just like so.

All right?

Beautiful. Hold it nice and tight.

Okay. And I want you to think about your card, okay?

I'm going to control the air.

And watch your card rise right off the deck.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

What the hell?

Stop.

What the hell?

What's going on?

Release a little bit more. A bit more.

What the?

Yo.

Stop it.

Is that your car?

Yes.

Yo,

you're freaking me out, man. That's crazy.

You can keep this as a souvenir.

Oh, my God. I'm scared.

I'm scared to keep it.

All right, guys. Have a nice day.

Hey,

quick question. Where did you get that coffee?

Oh, just across the street. Across the street? Oh.

Yeah. Oh, sweet.

What's your name? Sarah.

Sarah, where do you come from?

Baltimore. Baltimore? Okay. Can I show you something real quick?

Yeah. Okay. I think you'll love this with this coffee.

Come over here on this side. Okay.

Yeah. Stand right there.

I got you. I'll hold the coffee.

Watch this. Check it out. Come here. Look.

Your coffee.

Right? There's a lot of cream in there.

I know. Well, yeah.

Check it out.

Want to take it?

Is that going to be safe?

Can I still drink it now?

Watch, watch, watch, watch. Will you still be able to drink it? That's a good

question.

Because no.

No,

not at all. But hey, look, let's go to the coffee shop together. Come on.

I used to make things disappear, but not like that guy.

Don't go away. We'll be right back.

The state of Nevada treats every inmate equally.

Therefore, in the case of inmate number 2477A, this board has approved your

application for early release.

Congratulations and good luck.

Mr. Simpson.

Oh, my God, I can't believe all this.

Thanks, y 'all, for coming out to celebrate with me. It's been nine long

I just want to spend time with my beautiful family.

Where are my babies? Where are my babies?

Oh, my God.

So beautiful. Oh, my God. Hey, son.

Where's my middle child? Where's my beautiful middle child? Here I am. Here

am. Chloe.

Chloe. I miss you. Oh, my God. I miss you so much.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Somebody here owe me some money.

Wait, what was that?

Oh, nothing, Juice. Just happy to have you home.

No, no, no, no. You said you knew it. What do you know?

Nothing. You know what? Welcome home, Juice.

No, no. You had something to say?

Just good to see you. You look good.

Oh, yeah. I know it's good to see me. I know I look good. You got a problem with

the juice?

Let it be known then.

All right. Let's celebrate, y 'all. Yes. Good idea. Let's celebrate.

Oh,

man.

Oh, yes. Just a little step -by -step for you. Oh, I got you. You don't know

what's you.

No, I never know.

Incredible and open, too.

That's so good.

Oh,

I know.

I'm not sure.

Okay,

no!

Anybody want any cake?

You're the guest of honor. Why don't you let me cut it? I got it.

You got it.

You remind me of someone.

Oh, really?

That's awesome.

You might want to watch it back. Wonderful.

Who wants a corner piece? I got it. I'm good. Thank you.

Juice, I decided to get you a little gift.

Oh, yep.

Look at these. Yeah, man. I lost my first pair of these. Yeah, I heard. How

they fit?

Well, these fit great. They fit great? See that, people? They fit. They fit.

That's right. They fit. Dave Chappelle got old Jason gloves that fit.

You know, Dave. Yeah, what's going on, man? I saw your special.

Oh, you saw that? Yeah.

And... You know, I remember meeting you.

You do? Yeah, of course. So you finally remember me. Of course, man. Don't you

know I love you, man? Man, I love you to death, brother. You do? I do. All

right.

Make me a little bit uncomfortable.

Oh, why's that? Oh, no reason.

Florida PD.

There's a complaint about the noise in this residential area, and we have a

colossal parole violation.

Uh, I don't know what you're talking about.

We got Mr. Simpson. You're under arrest, Mr. Simpson. Please place your hands

behind your back. We're not going to do this. Come on. I'm not going to do this.

I'm not going to do this.

Stop resisting.

Stop resisting.

Run for your life. They're coming to get you. Come on. Juice is on the loose.

Run, Juice. Run.

You can't catch him. He's too fast.

Do the Heisman.

Come on.

We've got more show coming after the break, so stick around.

Keep them next show.

Thanks for watching 50 Central.

Check us out. It's an exclusive music video right here. See you next week.

Get a deposit.

Then I divide it.

We never had it.

So I provide.

I never stress.

You blessed.

But that don't mean I won't do things that I regret.

For all of my 200, I feel I'm in debt.

For all of my people who back in my city, I got to connect.

I'm a survivor.

Little more wives.

None of my chakras.

Third eye monster.

I'm on a new level. It's a loose rebel to the Don P from a wine cellar. Got an

upgrade on the time cellar. Got some bands on. Not the Margellas. Need a

pallbearer. Killing with a 16.

Flo came with a wind chiller. Need a 10 chiller. Too cold. Truth told in the rap

game. I ain't vine milling. Peace mode.

With some fake feelings like the gin with us. Y 'all weirdos. To know I've

the greatest. You ain't gotta say that. I'ma let the work show.

Told me Millie backstage.

And we're charging through the front door. Fact.

We're going to get that bag.

Get it to pass.

Then I devised.

We never had.

So I provide.

I never stress.

You blessed.

But that don't mean I won't do things that I regret.

I can't forget about them times when I was broke.

I can't forget about my dolls and all my folks.

I kept my trust and kept my faith when they lost hope.

I kept my focus. No emotions ain't going to show.

Look at me now, I'm full grown. Another shoulder with a chip on.

Whack rappers in the kill zone.

Predatory get you preyed on.

Bland on your mama home while I'm flying in another time zone. We ain't talking

money, get the doubts on. I've been meditating, got the minds thrown. And I

can't forget about my woes and my little bros.

I had some friends who switched those sides and they got ghosts.

And I had hoes was on my line for doing the most.

I've been through hell, but you can't tell the way I glow.

Get it applied.

Then I divide it.

We never had.

So I provide.

I never stress.

You blessed.

But that don't mean I won't do things that I regret.

I can't forget about them times when I was broke.

I can't forget about my dolls and all my folks.

I kept my trust and kept my faith when they lost hope.

I kept my focus. No emotions. They ain't going to show.

God,

family, my fans, and the money is the only thing that count.

The exact.

Yeah.