Original subtitles

Good morning, and thank you for flying Elvira Air, where we guarantee you'll

always land somewhere.

Eventually.

I'll be your captain, flight attendant, and baggage handler. And it looks like

some of you have brought a lot of baggage, so please leave it at the gate

because I don't need no drama.

You'll notice in the front and the rear of the aircraft there are exits, or

entrances, depending on what you're into.

Now, I am not exactly sure where Oblivion is because it's not on the map,

I'm pretty sure I've been there before, but I just have no recollection.

Some of you may know that the word Oblivion comes from the Latin word

have no freaking idea where I am or who the hell I just woke up with.

Now, in the likely event of an emergency, don't panic. Just climb over

passenger in front of you in an orderly fashion.

In case of a loss of cabin pressure, airbags will drop from the overhead

compartment.

Just place the airbag over your nose and mouth and pretend to breathe normally.

In the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used

flotation device because it's filled with styrofoam, peanuts, and wood chips.

I may also be used as a flotation device.

As a reminder, it is against federal aviation regulations to smoke on the

aircraft. Unless, of course, the aircraft begins to smoke, then just feel

to smoke all you like.

Once we're in the air, I'll be coming through the cabin with a beverage cart.

just stay the hell out of the aisles or I will run your ass over.

Beer and wine are $5, cocktails are $10, and seatbelts are $20.

Located in the seat back in front of you, you'll find an application for the

Elvira's Mile High Club.

So if you're not a member already, you can become one today.

For your entertainment, our in -flight movie, On Our Flight to Oblivion, is

called... Hey, what do you know?

Oblivion? What are the chances of that?

So sit back, relax, put your feet up on the shoulders of the person in front of

you, and enjoy your trip to Oblivion.

Please fasten your seatbelt if you run at once. If not, please assume the crash

position.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye now.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Hope he remembers his pin number

In case you didn't know, Abe Lincoln grew up in a log cabin in oblivion.

Well, that banana skirt is certainly appealing.

Mr. Gaunt.

You're the only one who's ever happy to see me.

Everyone is dead when they see you.

Have you ever considered the possibility, Mr. Gaunt, that people

you because you scare the shit out of them?

I mean, when you show up, People die.

It's not cause and effect, Marshall.

I simply have a knack for being in the right place at the right time.

I'll raise you a hundred.

A hundred.

Faces and dates.

Where am I?

Get the hell out of here.

Move!

Dead man's hands.

They say on all to earth that Wild Bill Hickok was holding aces and aids when he

was shot dead.

Superstitions from some old planet light years away.

Right, Marshal?

Whatever you say, Miss Kitty.

Hey,

it's Catwoman!

Well, I say, dump this card game. Come upstairs with me, and we'll play some

strip poker.

It's the only game I love to lose.

Oh, wow.

I had them sharpened just for you.

Marshall Stone!

I'm calling you out, Stone.

What's the matter?

Not man enough to face me?

Or maybe you're too much man.

Too much human.

We all know what gutless cowards humans are, don't we?

I'll be waiting.

Come on, Marshal. We got better things to do.

It's a matter of respect, Miss Kitty.

Some things cannot be ignored.

Don't worry.

I won't hurt him.

will do just fine.

You got a problem, red -eye?

Yeah! Yeah, I got a problem.

You must.

That won't be a problem whatsoever.

You are a sick end of it.

Damn right I am.

I'm sick of you.

I'm sick of the Galaxian Corps. I'm sick of the guild. I'm sick of all this

crap.

But I got me a heavy caliber vaccine to kill my illness.

Is that a fact?

Definitely.

Lights out, Marshall.

Jets.

Yes, the force field wasn't working up the snaps today.

All right, don't have a hissy fit.

You

son of a

bitch!

Not so fast, Hoffbreed.

Boys? Much better.

Wow, Rudolph Valentino was also born in oblivion.

Won't be needing this anymore.

point in my messing up such a prime pussy as yourself.

Bork!

Attend to Deputy Stell Barr, would you please?

So

much

for guild interference.

Thanks to that load of draconium we found.

This town's up for grabs.

And I know who's going to be the biggest grabber.

Great. Just what I needed.

More gold.

Huh?

Huh?

Expect a day to die.

For Scorps, maybe.

For what purpose am I safe?

I have nothing.

Well, if you have nothing, then you don't have to worry about losing what

got.

You are wrong. No, you are wrong. There's no depth to be reached that one

sink lower.

Well, things could be worse. So live.

Who are you?

Zack. Zack Stone.

Zack, Zack Stone.

Either untie me or kill me.

Just stop talking.

That was a pretty nasty scorpion your way.

Lucky for you, it was a baby.

The adults usually wait for nighttime to charge.

What's your name?

I am Buteo.

Buteo.

Let's get some water inside you, Buteo, and then you can tell me. No.

No drink.

No food.

Not until I have buried my family.

We've got to plan our next moves carefully.

Just because the Marshal's dead don't mean this town rolls over.

He's right.

We can't simply shoot everyone.

Now that the Marshal's dead and that cyborg deputy of his is no problem, as

as we have our stash of draconium, we're going to show the good people of

Oblivion the great advantages to a town run by Red Eye and his dedicated

associates. We're here.

Associate what?

Gangs, Bork.

Oh, right.

Excuse me, Bork.

I have hemorrhoids smarter than you! Yeah, that's why you're such a smartass.

Spanner, you'll work the town.

Be charming, be polite, be sympathetic.

But point out the guild was choking us with their rules and restrictions

Keep Bork with you as backup.

Just to remind folks who the muscle is around here.

Wormhole. Spread the word of what's happened.

Head out to the Last Stop Cantina at the outskirts of the Badlands.

And then make your way back to Oblivion.

No problem.

Oh, sorry.

Lash.

You just be yourself.

We just might have one teeny...

Weenie problem.

I hear Stone has his son out prospecting somewhere.

Hasn't been back to oblivion in years, from what they say.

You don't think I should be concerned with him, do you?

I don't think you should be concerned about anyone.

All of you on your way.

Flash.

A few things I think we ought to take care of.

I was thinking the same thing.

Aren't you going to ask me to be gentle?

You've got to be kidding.

Well, I got the sonic protectors up.

That'll keep the night's corpse away.

You want to talk about it?

No.

Okay.

I'll just keep asking until you do.

Even a mirror talisman of mine, which is useless to them, but has been in my

family for generations.

Now all that is left to me...

is this.

Medline?

It contains the rays, yes.

My wife made this for me.

It is the first bit of draconium we ever found.

Now it is the last that I own.

Do not insult me.

It is yours.

Who did that to you?

I only saw one of them clearly since it was so dark.

If I see him again, however, he will die.

That's pointless.

Pointless?

My family's spirits cry out to be avenged. Really? Is avenged a word?

Will not bring your family back to life.

As you wish.

What is it?

A man is coming this way.

You can tell that just by looking into your cup?

They're liquid.

Reflections are magic if you know how to read them.

Who is this visitor?

He is the one called Gone.

Gone?

A funeral, maybe?

Must be because of your family.

Gaunt only appears before death, not after.

Then why is he hiding here?

That's one of us who's going to die.

You would run, Zack -Zack Stone?

Well, I should.

Come on, help me pack this stuff up.

If you run into a den of nightscorps, you will only hasten the fate you seek

flee. Excuse the intrusion, gentlemen.

Zachary Stone?

How did you find me?

I looked.

The night's corpse did not attack you?

For some reason, they see me and simply scuttle away.

Ah, isn't it?

I bring unfortunate tidings.

Your father has met an untimely alleviation of existence.

He has shuffled off this mortal coil, closed the curtain on our veil of tears.

He cavorts with the heavenly choir at this particular point in eternity's

endless march.

What?

He's dead.

Uh -oh, Mr. Tulu's been hitting a socky.

Jim, beam me up.

Jim, beam me up, too.

Down the street, Doc.

In the cat house.

Hey, cut me off then.

Good for them.

Sell me a bottle.

Like hell.

All right.

Give me a bottle.

Look, we're closed.

I'll go in the back and make you some coffee.

I didn't ask for coffee.

I want booze.

Now!

This is my place.

And nobody orders me around, Doc.

Not even you.

As much as I love you.

I love you too, Patty.

Give me that goddamn booze.

Doc, it wasn't your fault.

It must have been draconium.

That had to have been what screwed it up.

I promised him.

In particular.

You want the coffee or not?

Sorry, I scared you, Maddie.

It's okay, Doc.

I knew you wouldn't really hurt me.

Hell, stupid thing ain't even loaded.

Well, that gun may not be loaded, but Sulu sure is.

We have company.

I can see that.

Well, let me understand this.

You didn't want me to save your life, but now that I have, you're staying with

me. That is correct.

But why?

You need me.

I don't need you.

You do not recognize the fact that you need me.

In that lies your greatest need.

Fine, whatever.

I'm going in here.

Why? This seems the most...

Tasteful, Chris.

You can have the map. Forget about the boxing. Forget about the weights.

I gotta get going. I'm gonna run.

I'm telling you.

You owe me. Just give me the 50.

Give it to me now. I'll get more.

What are you doing?

I told you. I waited.

What the hell is that?

I already waited. I told you. 3 .5. Hey.

And I happen to know what the going rate of the coin is. I mean, the rate.

You, uh, you don't exactly look, uh, mathematically inclined.

I added it up on my watch count.

It's guaranteed.

Guaranteed reliable.

Guaranteed! Now, I know that you know, that I know that you owe me. Fifty

ninety -seven, decimal point, after the seven.

Excuse me, excuse me. Uh, you're slightly off.

What?

What kind of a scam are you running here?

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Three grams.

About 18%. See, see, that's 300

dirts. Now, you can take it or you can leave it.

This is a scam. I'm getting scammed.

My watch, comp.

comes with a guarantee.

Guarantee! Hey, buddy.

Maybe your lead line case leaked and your draconium threw your watch comp out

whack. What's two plus two?

Ask.

$54 .97.

Buster, it's been a while.

Listen to me, fellows.

The guild, Galaxicorp, everybody, they'll be crawling to us under Red

Eye's leadership.

But Red Eye needs men, the right kind of men.

No, uh, Nebula boys.

You know what I mean.

I'm here looking for people who want to sign up.

What's in it for us?

Well, you get to be a part of the winning team.

You get our biannual newsletter.

You learn the secret handshake.

But, most important, you get our official Better Red Than Dead button.

So that everybody knows you've picked the right side.

Are you satisfied with that amount?

I'm satisfied.

That much closer to buying my passage off this rock.

You could probably have done better in Oblivion.

Look, I'm not Mr. Popular in that town, all right?

Do you wish to discuss it?

No.

Very well.

I will just keep asking until you do.

Look, it's not like I wish my father's death or anything.

But you have to understand, he tried to make me be just something I could never

be.

What?

Him.

Well, well, well.

Look who it is.

The godless son of the late Marshall.

I really don't want to fight here, okay?

People, the godless one really doesn't want to fight today, okay?

I hate nebula boys.

His name is Zack.

They say, nature is your only breath.

Look at Dale.

This guy isn't working.

I really can't hurt anyone.

Who cares what he says?

People like him seek out weakness.

To exploit, to destroy. If you present yourself as weak, you will attack.

Let him go.

All right, now enough. Patel, stop it.

Now wait a minute here. I don't want any trouble from you guys.

And that's how Lincoln freed the slaves.

Nebula boys are going to die.

Are you dead sure about that?

What happened to I don't want to hurt anybody?

Well, I don't want to hurt anyone.

Unfortunately, you happen to be standing right where my gun is.

I think I have a beer, my good fellow.

A schlitz.

We're out of schlitz.

Then, buster.

You're out of beer.

Where's my gun?

It's under the register.

I was afraid you might shoot off something you'd need later on.

I'll be right back.

May I help?

Good day, Miss Maddie.

Get out of my store.

Why, Maddie, I'm appalled.

Is that any way to talk to a customer?

It's how I talk to murderers.

Oh, is that what you call a fair fight?

Murder.

That's what I call gunning down the best man in town.

Are you going to put up with that kind of talk from Susie Homemaker there right

now?

Miss Maddie, I've always been very fond of you.

You know that.

Would you like to know why?

Because I'm female and have a pulse.

No.

Because you're a lady.

A lady in the best sense of the word.

There's not near enough ladies in Oblivion.

Hard to believe they could pass up the ambiance.

Doesn't it bother your girlfriend, you coming here telling me how wonderful I

am? No, I'm not the jealous type.

Besides, there is... plenty of red -eye to go around.

More for you, then.

I don't think you quite understand, Miss Maddy.

I am the future of this town.

I'm giving you a chance to get in at the ground floor.

Providing I let you get in.

Is that right?

store get the hell out get out and what a nice store

it is don't you think was well

Shut up.

Until you drop.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Really, darling.

Your taste in jewelry.

That'll do.

Anything else?

Get up!

Any more cocoa in the bath?

Next one is so much of a twitch's time.

I do believe he's asking us to leave.

He likes you, Maddy.

And you know what?

I like you, too.

We could have a great time together.

Instead, all you've got is a totally thrashed... stall.

Now if you ask me, you might want to do something about what you want out of

life.

You got the heart

for what I am, Miss Chris.

What about me, Lance, huh?

What do you got for me?

I'm ten times the man that loser that could ever be.

Prove it.

Who found that big stash of aconium for Red Eye, huh?

You gotta do more than jump claims before you can jump me, Spanner.

Besides, a real man would have kept it for himself instead of turning it over

Red Eye.

But then you wouldn't know anything about that, now would you?

Oblivion. Home sweet home.

The funeral will be held later today.

I'll have one of my assistants summon you.

Well, thank you for your help.

More

disrespect.

He was always so tidy.

And the thought of God.

My father showed me this box once.

He told me it contained his most personal effects, his most cherished

and memories.

And if anything ever happened to him, he wanted me to have it all.

And that's why you came back here, isn't it?

You hope that there's enough in there to bypass the job of living.

Patel, I don't belong in this place.

Pop never understood that.

This world...

It dries up your soul.

There are some who find beauty in the most bleak surroundings.

You know, now I know why I needed you.

Because I'd never be able to come up with all these pointless and oblique

philosophies by my lonesome.

Son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch!

Hey!

What's going on out there?

We got company.

She looks dangerous.

I'm the deputy, you moron. Well, the ex -deputy.

Deputy? Yes, that's right, genius.

The deputy, Stell Barr. Okay?

Now pick up the keys and let me out.

Oh.

You're back.

Marshall mentioned you.

Yeah? When?

Every now and then.

Whenever he was drunk and pissed.

He said you were a coward.

Zack is no coward.

I owe him my life.

Zack here rescued you.

That is correct.

Hmm.

How nice of you to think about someone other than yourself.

Why am I letting you out of here?

Zax don't think about everyone except himself.

That is his weakness.

Not for his strength.

Not so.

I know him better than any living being.

I have read his heart.

And his soul.

How long have you known him?

Two days.

Sounds like a quick read.

So you're going to take over being marshal now?

Look, kiddo.

I'm a cyborg, okay?

As much machine as human.

I don't want the top job.

Aside from the fact that I have no desire to be the number one target on

planet, Red Eye has a huge stash of draconium. A fair fight.

That's one thing.

But he can short me out with that stuff with no problem.

I'm not messing with those odds.

So you're a quitter.

Look who is talking.

Look, I wasn't hired to do a job.

No.

He just walked out.

The Marshal once mentioned to me that, should it be necessary, he preferred a

closed -gasket ceremony.

He wished you'd remember him as he was.

B -9!

B -9!

For, my dear friends, what is the body that a meaningless shell,

a receptacle for the spirit that makes us all what we are?

N -3! And 34.

Can't we postpone the bingo game?

It's disrespectful!

It's Thursday. We always have bingo on Thursdays.

Bingo! Bingo!

Find a seat, please.

Are you a friend of the Marshal?

Me?

Not really.

The Marshal died as he lived.

Fighting for what he believed in.

Rather than chatter on myself, I'd like the Marshal's son to say a few words.

Go.

Go!

Most of you don't know me.

Some of you do and probably wish you didn't.

Sometimes I think my father felt the same way.

I know he did.

G -49!

G -49!

Got it! Oh.

Well, we didn't.

See eye to eye on a lot of things.

He thought we were too different.

But the fact is we were actually more alike than neither of us was willing to

let off.

I remember when I was 17.

I, 17.

I, 17.

Yes, goody. Christ.

Just talk.

The point is, my father, Taught me the most important lesson a man can teach

son.

That you got to stick to what you believe in no matter what.

Sometimes that even means not being a hero.

Even if somebody wants you to be one.

And the point is

that it was this very lesson that tore us apart.

The fact that we just didn't believe in the same things.

Right. One of you didn't believe in having any guts.

G -48.

It's Thursday.

Come on. Oh, 53.

Oh, 53.

Bingo! Bingo!

Bingo!

I'm the marshal's killer.

What are you going to do about it?

Who says diamonds are a girl's best friend?

Robo -bitch.

There will be no violence in this place. I'm not talking to you! There will be

no violence in this place!

us came to pay our respects.

Didn't want to miss the maternity department at all.

I do have some ethics.

Well,

peace lover, you really don't care if I pay for what I did.

Oh, you're going to pay.

I'm just not going to be the bill collector.

Your daddy must have really hated you, Gun.

Bingo!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Yea, though I fly through the black hole of death, I fear no evil, for thou art

with me.

Don't see many natives around here.

Buteo, is it?

Yes, Buteo.

They say native men have incredible respect for women.

That is true.

They also say native men make the best lovers.

And how is that?

Well, because of your stamina and endurance.

Your sensitivity and, uh... Well, the remarkable size of your, uh...

Your, uh... Feet?

Yes.

Your feet.

Come on, kitty.

Let's go get drunk.

Doctor's orders.

Oh, nice.

Two sticks instead of a headstone.

Guess they spent all their money on the casket.

Excuse me.

I didn't get your name.

Maddy Chase.

Well, how well did you know my father, Miss Chase?

Well enough to know that I respected him,

Mr. Stone.

He was a good man. You should have stood up for him in there.

One violent act leads to another, and then another in turn, and I won't be

of that cycle.

What does violence have to do with standing up for somebody that you love?

Well, I want people not to hurt. Life is hurt, Mr.

Stone. You can't separate the two.

I'm wasting my time talking to you because you're not listening to me.

Well, obviously you see some point to it.

Don't you get it?

You're a dreamer.

My husband was just like you.

He had faith in this world.

He said we were pioneers, and after spending all our savings getting the

general's door set up, he got killed.

He got killed by Nightscorps. He left me with a mountain of dead in a dream, but

no dreamer.

Hold on.

It's bullshit.

I know it's bullshit, Mr. Stone.

Obviously, you're the one without any hope here, Miss Maddie. Maybe you ought

climb in that grave over there with your husband and be done with.

Sorry.

No, you're not.

You're right.

I'm not.

Hey, Doc.

You in there?

Yeah. What do you want?

Knew you'd be here.

Sooner or later.

How could I come all the way back to oblivion and not say hey to Doc

How are you doing, Doc?

How the hell do you think?

It's not your usual hangout, Maddie.

Can't believe that lousy son of his.

That's a good kid.

Chip off the old block.

The trouble is, he's an empath.

What's an empath?

Someone who experiences what you experience.

And more so, when you suffer, he suffers.

One day, about five years ago, there was a robbery by a gunman named Groff.

Zach had to hunt him down and kill him.

That's when Zach left town for good.

Why?

When he killed Gronk, he told me he felt everything Gronk felt.

I guess that was when he decided he'd never take another life.

He also realized he'd be of no use to his father, maybe even a danger.

So he left.

And his mother?

She vanished a long time ago.

Who's next?

Come on, anybody.

I could keep this up all day.

Would you play this game as a true man for true stakes?

I can take anything you can niche on, native.

Are you familiar with the creature called the Monding?

No.

Rather poisonous.

I purchased this one at the Cimarron Exotic Pet Shop down the street.

Sudden movements attract them.

They are also very irritable and detest being shaken up.

You got one of them ding things in there, isn't it?

That is correct.

If there is one thing the Monding detests even more than being shaken

Fear. It will attack any source of fear that it senses, and that which knows

fear burns at the Monding's touch.

He dies.

So you challenge me to a death match, my native?

Why should I?

Otherwise.

These men will know you as a coward

It's your funeral

Stand back, please.

Are you ready, tough guy?

In the name of all that is sacred to me, I am ready.

Looks like a cross between a horned toad and a crab.

But they taste like chicken.

You're going to die, native.

Ain't you afraid?

Fear nothing.

Least of all a man who would kill a family.

Stake out the father.

All for Deconium.

It was you?

I die this day.

I swear by the great God, I will haunt you until the day you die.

And I will see you in hell.

Not so fast, Pocahontas.

Glad you could join us.

Orp! Get out here now!

Yes!

We're gonna have us a trial!

Something's going on out there.

I don't like the feeling.

Stop right there, Junior.

This has got nothing to do with you.

He is right, Zack.

This is not your concern.

You take your hands off of him.

All right.

Now what are you going to do?

Make a citizen do it.

It is my road to walk, Zack, and I will walk it alone.

Actions have consequences.

My actions, my consequences.

You better watch out, or I'm going to blow a hole in you like I did your

deputy.

Spell? Great! Got it!

No!

I've got it! I've got it!

I don't like this one bit.

I'm not going to get any work done in here.

I am the only lost town that's left.

I've got to be here to hold down the fort.

If I don't pick you up, you won't be holding down anything.

Zack, get me that tricorder there.

Power it down, Lash.

Too much charge will knock him out. I want him to feel the pain.

Naturally.

Native!

You stand accused of murder.

How do you plead?

This is no court of law.

It's as close as you're gonna get.

That man, Spanner, murdered my family.

Well, we only have your word for that, don't we?

The word of a murderer!

Yeah.

The fight was fair.

Everyone saw.

What I see is I got a dead man and they're not going to need him.

Is that what you all see?

Yeah!

What I see is that my course was clear.

I see that there are times when you do what should be done.

And there are times when you do what must be done.

It is never a clear choice.

You do what you have to do.

I love the way this guy talks!

Are you done?

Because we really got to get started here.

Okay, boys, give me some room.

Mama's going to have herself some fun.

The boat did some

damage.

There's no access to that arm, Eric.

You promised me weeks ago you'd put an access panel.

Damn it, Syl.

I'm a doctor, not a magician.

This is gonna hurt.

What's the problem, Miss Maddie?

He's just a native.

I won't stand by and want to kill a man.

I'm afraid you have no choice.

Have consequences.

You get out of town, or I'll kill you.

You ain't gonna kill nobody.

One thing, God ain't around.

And second, you ain't got the guts.

Are you willing to bet your life on that?

Don't give me that shit, Nebula boy.

We both know.

You're consent?

Who's with Red Eye now?

We don't need no thinking badges.

Yeah, they didn't think until you put them on.

Sorry, Zach.

Truly, I am. It's okay. Right world, you. Wrong world.

Do what you have to do, kid.

That must have hurt you, Zach, shooting all those men. What's it matter to you,

Maddie? You got what you wanted, killing for the right reasons. I hope you're

happy. Goddamn happy.

We couldn't bear to leave you behind, princess.

We like you too much.

I think you missed a spot.

Got it.

That must really hurt.

No, you idiot!

You're standing on my foot!

Yuck.

Good to have along back in town.

This may sound like cold comfort, but your daddy would have been proud.

Yeah? Your ma, too.

I never knew her.

I did.

Yeah?

What was she like?

She just said you were a hero.

That makes you Marshall.

if you want the job.

You're empowered to make me marshal?

Oh, hell, kiddo. Another two drinks and me, I'm gonna make you emperor of the

goddamn galaxy.

Oh, you're awful quiet.

I have said thank you.

I have apologized for having a hand in making you what you did not wish to be.

Beyond that, I have nothing to say.

Nothing to say?

Mateo has nothing to say.

Drink for everyone!

Accept. Cancel that!

Your anger at Matty was misplaced. He's right, you know.

He's right, you know.

Is he ever wrong?

No.

As you were.

I thought you would want to know.

I'm about to head out to the Badlands.

What's in the Badlands?

Probably Red Eye.

That's his favorite hiding hole whenever he's in trouble.

Someone is going to die there.

Well, Mr.

Psychic, give Red Eye my regard.

What's going to get him?

Ninth Corpse?

I never know the who or the how.

Just the when and the where.

You know, I was a little rough with Maddie.

Maybe I ought to go on over to the general store and have a little talk

her. That is good.

She isn't there.

Where is she?

With the people I saw escorting her out of town, I assume.

Out of town?

We're out of town.

The Badlands.

Attention, everybody.

Red Eye's kidnapped Miss Maddie. We're getting a posse together and going after

him to put an end to this thing once and for all.

He's hiding in the Badlands.

Mr. Gaunt's leading the way.

Who's winning?

You guys sure know how to get them all rolled up.

Remember,

watch out for Night Scorp.

And Red Eye.

And non -fames of death.

I tend to look at a big picture.

Look, it's real simple. We just have to keep a lookout for anything and

everything.

That's all.

Do you see anything in that that sounds like a reflection?

Something big.

I cannot quite make it up.

Don't touch me again.

What are you going to do?

Poke me to death?

No.

I'll just give you the finger.

Oh, sweet prince.

I'm going to get around in back of them. How are you going to do that?

Ancient native tactic.

Run like hell.

I suggest you get the hell out of here, Doc!

Now what about Maddie?

We'll send her back!

When we're done with her!

corpse might be scared of all this noise, but when they smell the blood,

there'll be no stopping them.

Don't you ever point a finger at me again.

Never cared for handguns anyway.

everybody keep time

You mess!

Miniature energy blasters.

So long, Marshal.

Live slow on the draw.

Like father, like son.

or your dream.

If there's anything I can do.

You're not invited.

There's always bingo.

Feels like it's got the weight of the world hanging on it.

You wear it well.

You're in the Corpse, ain't all of them.

Well, I mean, you know, no pieces left to regenerate.

Dead sure.

You aren't sorry, are you?

Well, a piece of me died with him, but better him and me than... Instant

Let's get on out.

Pop.

Yeah.

I hope you all enjoyed our in -flight movie, Oblivion. But we ask you to

remain seated because your flight to Oblivion will shortly continue on into

Oblivion. For those of you with connected flights to other destinations,

sorry. But all flights out of Oblivion have been canceled.

So we ain't going nowhere but back to Oblivion.

I hope you all enjoyed our fly movie, Oblivion.

I just said that. Didn't I already say that?

I'm pretty sure I did.

I think I did.

How the hell do you think?

I don't think, Sulu.

That's how I keep my job. I leave you, me, you.

It's not as easy as I look, okay?

Bouncing on a sofa all day and night.

Watching movies and drinking out of these little tiny liquor bottles.

I can't remember how many times I drank myself an oblivion. But no matter how

much I try, I do not seem to be able to drink my way up. Oh well, I am so

chipped. I just want to say that you guys have been the best passengers I

ever had. And I am sincerely acting.

Me? I'm out of town.

Out of town?

We're out of town.

As far away from oblivion as I can get.

I've got me a one -way ticket to the unconscious of magical land, unicorns,

leprechauns, and... Excuse me, I am allergic

to pixie dust.

It always gives me rhinos.

Oh, and... Yeah.

Unpleasant dreams.

Thank you.