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Quasimodo. That's probably wrong.
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Cut. I know. I got it. Not Quasimodo.
Quadrant. Boy, you smell yummy.
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So when are we going out?
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When's hell freeze over?
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Come on. What's wrong with me? I'm just
not your type.
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You need somebody more inflatable.
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Have I told you you have magnificent
breasts?
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Action.
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on a traffic accident.
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Possible intracranial breasts.
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God, Sybil.
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I'm sorry.
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Thanks a lot.
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Ever made it on a gurney?
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Just shut up and lie there.
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What a coincidence.
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That's what I was going to ask you to
do.
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Jay, I've got a bedpan and I'm not
afraid to use it.
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Oh, come on.
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Hey, hands off.
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Cut. That's perfect, Sybil. Dang.
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That's a wrap, Jay.
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Jay?
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work today?
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Not bad.
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Jay Thomas asked me out.
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Then I whacked him with a bedpan.
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And you wonder why you're home on the
weekend.
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I'm thinking about giving up dating.
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I can't remember the last time I was
with a man and actually felt something.
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What about that guy who had a hook for a
hand?
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That's not what I'm talking about. Hey,
don't knock that guy. I always had a
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place to hang my coat.
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I'm talking about chemistry.
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Zing. Zing? Zing? There's no zing
anymore.
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Oh, well, if you want zing, maybe it's
time I introduced you to David. Not
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unless David's a new flavor of ice
cream.
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David Whittier, Jr., one of my divorce
attorneys and a dear friend.
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He's smart, successful, cute.
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Then why don't you date him? I can't.
He's afraid of me.
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He saw what I did to Dr. Dick.
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Then I definitely passed.
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Come on, I went out with that nimrod you
fixed me up with. Well, you're a fool.
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Don't you trust my judgment?
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All right, then. I'm forced to resort to
the dreaded Chinese margarita torture.
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Rip.
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Rip.
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Rip. It's not going to work, Marianne. I
am not going out with some boring
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divorce lawyer.
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The most difficult part of being a
divorce lawyer is to put aside my
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Mental note.
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Kill Marianne.
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I mean, it's hard not to empathize with
both sides in order to be an advocate
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for one.
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But then I stop and think, hey, only one
side is paying me, so what do I care?
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If he puts on chapstick one more time,
I'm going to scream.
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You know, I was kind of surprised you
picked this restaurant. We bring clients
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here all the time.
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Uh -oh.
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He's waiting for me to say something.
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That's funny.
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It is?
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It was just the way you told it.
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Thanks.
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As a matter of fact, our firm is having
a big party here tomorrow night to
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celebrate our 30th anniversary.
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Oh, no.
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You're going to ask me to go with him?
Think fast.
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Need an excuse.
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Cousin's wedding.
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Cooking class.
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Bone marrow transplant?
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Anyway, I'd be really thrilled if you'd
come with me. Yeah. Bone marrow.
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That would work.
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Terrific.
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No!
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Oh, why'd you do that? After 30 years of
dating, you know when there's zing, and
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this guy is zingless.
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Oh, hey, look who's here.
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Dad. Oh, great.
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He's already introducing me to his
family.
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Sybil, I want you to meet my father.
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David Whittier, senior.
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It's a pleasure.
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Zing!
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Wakey, wakey, baby.
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Yes, David. Now.
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Marianne!
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Hello.
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What are you doing here?
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I came over to ask how it went with
David last night, but I think you were
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to show me.
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Marianne, it's 6 a .m. Oh, well, you
know what they say.
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Early to bed, early to rise.
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Something, something, something.
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So tell me everything. Did you like him?
Did he like you? Did you talk about me?
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No, I thought about you.
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Oh, I knew you would like him. I'm so
glad I could do this for you. When are
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going to see him again?
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Well, I said I'd go to his law firm
party.
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Oh, wonderful. I'm going, too.
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Oh, good.
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We don't get to see enough of each
other.
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By the way, I met David's father last
night.
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Uh -huh. He's the senior partner of the
firm. So what are you going to wear?
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Uh, what do you know about him?
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About who?
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David's father.
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The man practically lives at the office.
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Hasn't done anything but work since his
wife died.
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His wife is dead?
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Great! I know exactly what you mean.
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Is it that obvious?
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Well, when you and David Jr. get
married, you won't have any mother -in
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problems, you sly dog.
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Marianne?
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Oh, in here!
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I thought we were going for breakfast.
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forgot you were waiting.
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Sybil, I'd like you to meet Tony
Bennett.
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Tony Bennett.
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I love you.
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Thank you. My mother loves you. My
daughter loves you and she hates
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Well, MTV, go figure.
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We headed a little soiree celebrating
his new album. A salute to women
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I'm in bed with Tony Bennett.
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Tony. Yes. Do it for her.
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I just met her.
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You want to go back and wait in the car?
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I left my heart in San Francisco.
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I'm doing a duet with Tony Bennett.
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It calls to me.
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Gee,
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Dad, thanks a lot. That was fun.
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Hi, you two. How was the auto show?
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Big thrill.
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Our daughter's mad because I won't buy
her a car.
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Then why take me to an auto show? If I
were hypoglycemic, would we go to a
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festival?
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Zoe, why does everything we do together
have to do with me buying you something?
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Because I'm a child of divorce and
you're riddled with guilt, remember?
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Here's a buck. Go away.
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I'm a child of divorce, too.
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Thanks.
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Hey, you look nice. Got a date?
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Yeah. One of Marianne's lawyers.
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Oh, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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You want to start comparing dates?
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No truce. I give. You win.
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Oh, Ira, speaking of dating, have you
ever found yourself really attracted to
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older woman?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh, it was my fourth grade teacher, Miss
Gringold.
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I used to fantasize about her naked at
the blackboard, clapping the erasers.
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No, no, no. What I mean is...
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Clapping the erasers?
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I was nine. What did I know about sex?
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Oh, I don't mean when you were a kid. I
mean now.
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Now? Gringold would be like 80 now.
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Ira,
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you are not the person to be talking to
about this. Want me to lie that I'm into
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older women? Okay, how's this? Barbara
Bush, ha -cha -cha.
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Goodbye, Ira.
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Bella Abzug, schwing.
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What's the deal? You attracted to some
older guy?
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Were you eavesdropping?
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Yes.
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Believe me, relationships with older men
never work out.
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How would you know?
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You want the truth?
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I don't think so.
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Well, there comes a point when you
realize that one day you'll be 16 and
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be 30.
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I said I didn't think so.
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I remember the exact moment I decided to
become a lawyer.
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I had just flunked out of medical
school.
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Dark, bashful, sleepy, sneezy, grumpy,
dopey.
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Rumaki?
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No, that's not it.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, thank you.
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I hate Rumaki.
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Why am I standing here eating something
I don't like with Mr. Wax Lips?
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I should just be honest. I should just
say, David, you're a very nice man, but
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this isn't working out.
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David, you're a very nice man. Thanks. I
think you're wonderful.
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Help me! Help me!
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Oh, there's the perfect couple. You two
look stunning together.
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I really have to thank you for
introducing us, Marianne. Sybil is not
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beautiful and witty, she's also a great
listener.
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Dancer Prancer.
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Listen.
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Just promise you'll name your firstborn
after me.
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If it's a girl, Marianne. If it's a boy,
Marianne.
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I'll pay for the therapy.
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You'll pay, all right.
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How about a drink?
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God, yes.
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Be right back if I can just get through
to the bar. Oh, leave it to me. Excuse
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us. Ebola virus coming through.
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Okay. First a drink, then I'll be
honest.
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Maybe two drinks.
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Okay, three drinks, be honest, and go
home. Evening.
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Well, maybe not right home.
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Hello.
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It's always such a pleasure to see one
of my son's clients.
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Zing, zing, zing with my heart strings.
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I'm not familiar with your case.
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Simple divorce?
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Why not?
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Moving on with your life, good for you.
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Good for me.
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I don't want you to worry about a thing.
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He touched me.
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I promise you I will see to it that all
the resources of our firm are devoted to
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making certain you receive everything
you're entitled to. He put his hand in
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mine and then he touched me.
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I promise you we'll nail that bastard to
the wall.
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Nail away.
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Here's my very favorite.
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Okay. What do you have? Well, you got
six lawyers buried up to their neck in
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sand. Not enough sand.
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I give up.
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Not enough sand.
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You have the sweetest laughs.
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He likes to snort.
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What a sweet thing to say.
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I wonder what would happen if I just
jumped him right here.
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I know this is a bit sumptuous, but I'm
enjoying your company so much. I wonder,
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would you consider having dinner with me
sometime?
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I'd love to. The only problem is the
sun.
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The only problem is my son.
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Wow.
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Pardon?
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What do you mean?
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Well, he doesn't approve of my dating.
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In his eyes, no woman can live up to the
memory of his mother.
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Oh, I understand. Hey, why don't we just
not tell him?
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I couldn't ask you to lie.
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Sure you can.
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Who am I kidding?
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Junior will find out eventually.
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Especially after I give birth to his
half -brother.
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And if you don't mind being discreet...
Discreet?
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Tuesday? Tuesday.
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Call me.
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Okay.
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Oh, my.
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David Jr.
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is quite taken with you. I haven't seen
him so happy since he stopped the
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medication.
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Medication? You mean like vitamins?
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No, like antidepressants, mood
regulators, tranquilizers.
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All at once?
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After his wife left him for another man.
He had a teensy -weensy nervous
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breakdown. He had a breakdown?
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He set me up with a guy that had a
breakdown?
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Only because he was betrayed by the
woman he loved.
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You would never do that.
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No, of course not.
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You didn't tell my father about us
dating, did you? No.
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Why, did you?
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Well, I put our dinner on my expense
account, and he's kind of touchy about
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sort of thing, so I kind of let him
think that you were a client.
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Client. Good idea.
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So... Here we are.
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Yep. Here we are.
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Listen, I'd like to invite you in, but
my daughter Zoe has a terrible flu.
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And I don't want to disturb her.
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Oh.
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Okay, I understand. Next time.
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I'll call you. Okie dokie. Good night.
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Hey, Mom. You're home early.
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Hi, I'm Zoe.
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What are you doing out of bed, young
lady?
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My God, you're burning up. You march
right upstairs this minute.
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Sorry, Mom.
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Kids.
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Thanks. No problem.
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What are you doing?
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chapstick you know it's midnight yes
please tell me why you weren't home by
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first tell me what that scene on the
porch was all about good night
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love that lives
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Something tells me you can.
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No, no, no.
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I can do it.
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It's just that... Would you take a drive
with me?
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Kinky? How big's your back seat?
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You don't understand.
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Before our relationship can go any
further, there's something I gotta do.
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Muriel?
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I'd like you to meet someone very
special to me.
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Her name is Sybil.
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Hi, Muriel.
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Don't get up.
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I know this sounds kind of crazy, but I
was married to the woman for a very long
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time, and I just have to tell her about
us.
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I understand.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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I've always loved you, Muriel, and I
always will.
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But I know you'd want me to find
happiness if I could, and Sybil makes me
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happy.
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I'll never forget you.
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But I think it's time for me to move
along.
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Okay?
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It's okay.
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We can go back to the hotel now.
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Your father's going to be just fine.
Sybil!
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Marianne! What are you doing here?
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David and I were going over Dr. Dick's
1982 tax returns.
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Wait, what are you doing here?
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Yeah, what are you doing here?
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Me?
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Well, it's the most amazing story.
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I was driving past the cemetery and all
of a sudden, I don't know, I must have
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driven over a nail. Blam! I get a flat
tire.
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So I figure I'm an actress.
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Someday...
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to act walking through a cemetery at
night. So I walked through the cemetery
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night. And guess who I ran into?
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My father.
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Small world, huh?
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He says hi.
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I say hi.
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He grabs his chest and falls on the
ground and... That's it.
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Sybil, you know what I think?
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I'm afraid I do.
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If that nail was on cemetery property,
you can sue.
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Mr. Whittier.
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I'd like to be for a minute. Oh, he's
going to be okay, isn't he? He'll be
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Good thing I was there, huh?
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What's that I smell?
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Load of crap.
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Yes, that's it.
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It's rather overpowering.
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You and David's father?
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Mm -hmm.
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Doing it on his wife's grave?
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Of course you were. You lied to me.
Sybil, you lied to David.
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You carried on behind our backs.
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Oh, what a tangled web you wove.
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I know.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Had you fooled, though, huh?
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00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:54,510
Don't worry. The doctor said it was only
a mild attack of angina. And your son
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doesn't suspect a thing. I made up this
ridiculous story about a flat tire.
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Doesn't matter.
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I can't see you anymore.
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What? I'm not normally a superstitious
man, but that was more than just a mild
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00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,920
attack of angina out there.
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That was a sign.
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Muriel isn't happy with our
relationship.
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Muriel isn't happy? Muriel's dead.
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You said so yourself.
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Doesn't matter.
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Dead or alive, she's a mean, spiteful
woman.
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Frankly, I'm scared.
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Maybe if you got to know me.
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I'm really a nice person.
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Ask any of my dead relatives.
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Ariel, I promise to treat him right.
I'll make sure he visits often. Hey,
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even throw in a nice eternal flame.
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Would you like that?
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Never mind!
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00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:10,320
And you can get it if you try Trolling
with that one girl Sighing sigh
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00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:17,260
after sigh Nice work if you can get it
And you can get it if you try Now just
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imagine someone Waiting at the cottage
door When two hearts become one
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Who could have
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Work if you can get it, and you can get
it.
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