All language subtitles for cybill_s01e08_the_curse_of_zoey

Thank you for making me look good.
Sybil, that was a fabulous audition.

You sure?

Am I sure?

Forget about me. I'm just a casting
director.

You had Robert De Niro crying in there.
And what about Mr. Scorsese?

He loved you.

I knew I had Marty when he put down his
hoagie.

Sybil, believe me, you are exactly the
perfect face we've been looking for. Oh,

Andy, you have no idea what a break this
would be for me. We just have to meet

one more actress that's more of a favor
than anything else, and then we'll be

able to close your deal. Thank you,
Andy. Thank you so much.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Miss Stone.

It's so good of you to do us this favor.

Miss Stone.

Sharon Stone.

Face in there with a fresh face.

Her face isn't fresh.

Mine is. Mine's fresh as face.

Okay, that's enough.

Hey, I just noticed something. What? You
weren't giving me the same pity look I

usually give you.

You're sober, aren't you?

One of us drunk is amusing and colorful,
but both of us drunk is just pathetic.

You love me, don't you?

Unconditionally. You dropped everything
just to try and cheer me up. You even

let me horn in on lunch with your
friend.

Where is she, anyway?

She'll be here.

She isn't your best friend, is she?

I am right.

I am your very best friend in the whole
wide world.

Cut her off and bring me a double vodka.

Am I late? Oh, not at all. Claire, this
is my friend Sybil.

Her best friend.

Nice to meet you, Sybil.

Oh, I'm sorry.

For what?

I'm getting a very strong sense of loss.
You're mourning a loss, aren't you?

Yeah, how'd you know that? Sybil, Claire
is one of the finest psychics in

Beverly Hills.

You've lost something with a D. Is it
Dan?

Don? Dignity.

De Niro.

Claire predicted my divorce.

Oh, come on, Marianne, that was just
common sense.

Can you tell me why my life sucks?

Well, I don't usually do readings in
restaurants.

Please, just a quickie.

I suppose we could try a quick reading.

Just relax.

Oh, my, I'm... I'm sensing a very
negative energy hovering near you. I

she's my best friend.

Oh, no, Sybil, it's in your house.

It's like a dark cloud blocking the sun
from shining on your life.

Oh, you mean Jeff.

Jeff. Her ex -husband. He lives over the
garage.

I knew that.

I'm not sure. I'm having trouble
focusing.

I am, too.

I will tell you this, though. If this
present stays in your house, I don't see

things getting better for you.

Bummer.

Okay, I think that's enough for now.

Would you like to see a menu? Oh, that's
okay. I'll just have the red snapper.

I'm sorry. We're out of the snapper.

No, you're not.

Mary Ann, I had a dream about you last
night.

Do tell.

I saw you with a very intense, dark
-haired man.

I saw this man as your soulmate.

He is the fulfillment of all your hopes
and dreams.

He must own a liquor store.

What else? What else? Is he rich?

Is he single? I'm not sure about Rich,
but he is definitely single. And this is

the confusing part. I got the sense that
he does something with words.

Papers or letters.

Oh, oh, I know, I know.

It's Ira.

Ira's your soulmate. He's my other ex
-husband. Don't be ridiculous.

You know him.

He's got dark hair. He's a writer, so he
works with paper and letters and words.

And he's neurotic.

Which is Jewish for intense.

Simple, you're drunk.

It's not Ira.

Please tell me it's not Ira.

I don't know.

It could be.

Marianne and Ira sitting in a tree. K -I
-M -O -U -S -E.

Wait a minute. That's not right.

We haven't even passed out yet.

Bye, Mom. Bye, Mom.

Oh, wow. Where are you going?

I'm spending the night at Julie's. We're
going to do our homework, rent some

movies. Don't worry. Her parents are
home. They'll drive us to school in the

morning. Sounds like fun.

Let me just call Julie's mom and make
sure she knows about your food

Oh, I'll tell her. No, I'll tell her.

I hate you.

Let me guess. There are no parents at
Julie's house.

Close. There's no Julie.

Hey, ladies. Hey, dark cloud.

You're just in time. We're having a
little celebration.

Who's we?

I found the champagne glasses, Jeff.

Oh, great, honey. Bring a couple more.

Sybil, Marianne, say hi to Kirsten.

Hi, Kirsten.

Actually, it's Kirsten. It's Swedish,
you know, like the meatball.

There's a Kirsten meatball?

Apparently.

You're looking at the new love of my
life.

Great, isn't she?

I'm talking terrible.

Sybil, I don't know how you ever put up
with him. I didn't. That's why he's

available for you.

Amateur.

Thank you.

Jeff, just so I can fully enjoy the
moment, what exactly are we celebrating?

Kirsten got an acting job today.

It was my first audition ever, and I...

Landed a part as Sharon Stone's little
sister in Robert De Niro's new movie.

Cheers.

What's next for you?

Frogs, locusts, or boils?

Come on, we've finished celebrating up
in my room.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Enjoy your sex.

Are you okay, Cal?

I'm having a bad day, Mary.

Is there anything I can do to make you
feel better? I don't know.

When I was a little girl and I had a bad
day, my mom used to make me a big stack

of French toast.

If French toast will cheer you up, then
French toast you shall have.

You'd do that for me?

I'd do anything for you.

Now,

where do you keep your French toaster?

working.

I'm just curious.

When was the last time you cooked?

This was the last time I cooked.

Hey, Deb, I need to talk to you. I'm not
home.

Come on, about Zoe.

What's she done now? She didn't do
anything, but this may upset you. Of

it will.

Haven't you heard? I live under a dark
cloud.

Come on.

Want to see me get struck by lightning?

Did I miss something?

Here I am!

Give me your bed sheets!

You both get back in here this minute!

Funky had a bad day.

I can't even get hit by lightning.

I'll leave you two alone.

Is that a good idea?

Ira, if you were to pick two words to
describe yourself, what would they be?

Excuse me?

Come on, humor me. Two words.

I don't know. Dark and intense.

I'd have to call my psychic.

Believe me, Ira, you don't want to know.

Now, what didn't Zoe do that's going to
upset me?

Well, there's no easy way to say this,
so I'll just say it.

Zoe's decided she wants to live with me
for a while.

What? What in God's name would anybody
want to live with you for?

Thanks very much.

Sorry, that came out wrong.

Sybil, it's no big deal.

You two have been at each other's
throats, and Zoe wants to breathe her.

All mothers and daughters go through
this.

Personally, I think it'll be good for
both of you. It'll give Zoe and me a

chance to spend more time together.

Oh, please, Ira.

She sold you a bill of goods.

She just wants to live with you so she
can run amok. There is no amok running

my house.

The only thing she does is spend the
occasional Saturday night over to her

friend Julie's.

Julie's?

Oh, yeah.

This is a great idea.

If you must know, I was having an
audition a couple of days ago, and I

accidentally parked in Jack Nicholson's
face.

Now, how much to replace the windshield?

How much?

Just fix it.

Well, Dad's here. Bye.

Wait a minute.

You move out after 16 years, and that's
all you can say? Bye?

Um, thanks for the food.

and you were asleep.

You know I don't want you to go.

Do you have any idea how much I'm going
to miss you?

You're going to tell me, aren't you?

Just remember, we're doing this on a
trial basis. You can come back any time

want. Thanks. See ya.

By the way, I gave your father a list of
the names and phone numbers of all your

friends, real and imaginary.

What? Oh, yeah.

We had a nice long talk about Daddy's
little girl.

Among other things, he now understands
the French club does not have away

Have fun.

but off my daughter just moved out.

What? I got a national commercial?

Hey!

It stopped raining.

Oh, my God!

I told you.

I lost three pounds.

How can that happen?

Maybe the scale was wrong.

have been going really well for me this
week.

Did I tell you that Jack Nicholson sent
me a check for my windshield?

He even apologized.

He said he was having a bad hair day.

It's almost as if a dark cloud has
lifted from your life. What are you

about? That psychic thing? Jeff didn't
move out. No, but Zoe did.

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

My daughter is not a dark cloud in my
life. As a matter of fact, I miss her a

lot.

But you have to admit your luck has
changed.

Yeah, I'll tell you, my luck has
changed. Look, there's garlic, Norm.

You can look at me getting on the life
cycle next to mine and sweat pesto sauce

while looking down my leotard.

He was a flaming heterosexual.

I'm not listening.

I can't hear you. Your life is obviously
turned around since the curse of Zoe

was lifted. Zoe, how I love her, how I
love her, my dear old Zoe.

Aren't you supposed to sing that down on
one knee?

See, my dark cloud remains and his pet
buffalo.

Hey, Viv, you got any plastic garbage
bags? Oh, yeah, they're under the sink.

Don't let your Swedish meatball play
with them unsupervised.

Be nice to Kirsten. She's my new
roommate.

Oh, no, Jeff. That woman is not moving
in here.

Oh, keep your powder dry. She's got her
own house up in Malibu Canyon. I'm

moving in with her.

You're finally moving out?

Yeah. That's why I need the garbage
bags. Got to pack.

My, my. It just keeps getting better and
better.

Okay, I've had a little luck, but it has
nothing to do with Zoe. Claire is good.

She is one good psychic.

Oh, hey, Sip.

I forgot to give you this.

It's for rent, utilities, groceries, and
all the inconvenience I've caused you.

Jeff, this is a lot of money.

You deserve it. Thanks a lot for
everything.

Convinced yet?

Convinced of what?

That my daughter's a curse on my life?

Just because since she's left, I've lost
weight, got a great job, had my ex

-husband move out and write me a big
check?

Uh -huh. Okay, she's a curse. Nobody's
kid's perfect.

I miss having her around.

She's smart. She's funny.

She's tall.

Tall?

She's my daughter. I don't need a good
reason to miss her.

yell what come here well i don't just
yell zoe yell come here come here now

very

nice have you been messing around with
my computer no are you sure three

chapters in my book have disappeared oh
them i thought they were dry and

pedantic so i erased them

Catch your computer. There's no
challenge in hacking a machine protected

nothing but the secret password IRA.

I don't believe it. Two weeks work. God.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going?

Out. You have your beeper? Dad.

Here, take your beeper. Forget it. I'm
not wearing a beeper. Then you're not

going out.

Daddy, don't you trust me?

Take the beeper. All right.

That can't be good.

Hi, honey.

Great, here come the border guards.

What are you doing out here?

I like to wave at the planes as they go
by.

Smart, funny, tall, and sarcastic.

I brought your favorite pizza. I'm not
hungry.

That's good because we ate most of it on
the way over.

Marianne, would you give us a minute?
Absolutely.

This is the first time I've ever been
thrown into a house.

You want me to?

No, I'm really enjoying it here.

Oh, God, I'm cursed.

I can see why.

I poured my heart and soul into those 40
pages.

Oh, don't be such a baby. Just write it
again.

What dark, satanic force brought you
here?

I came with Sybil.

Listen, here's what I want to talk to
you about.

I've known each other for a long time.

And you always saw me as Mrs. Richard
Thorpe. And I always saw you as Mr.

Sheridan. But now, we're both free
agents.

Oh, jeez.

Now, I know this may sound strange,
ridiculous, grotesque even.

But have you ever toyed with me?

Possibility?

No. Me neither.

But... But, but, but, but, but... My, my
psychic

thinks that you and I are soulmates.

I see.

And do you believe everything your
psychic says?

Well, that depends.

How's your luck been lately?

Horrible.

Well, there's your answer.

Answer?

I don't know what the hell we're talking
about.

I know I sound like a broken record, but
the door is always open.

Well, it is. I really miss you. I even
miss arguing with you. I don't argue.

argue. See?

I miss that.

Another beautiful sunny day in Southern
California.

Zoe!

Oh, you're up. What's going on?

I'm moving back in.

Oh, God, that's great!

That's so great!

If you get all goopy on me, I'm out the
door. I mean it.

You missed me, didn't you?

Just accept the fact that I'm back and
move on. Oh, come on, Zoe. Throw me a

bone.

All right, you're slightly less annoying
than Dad.

My dirty laundry's in the bag. I'm going
up to my room. Leave me alone.

Got it.

Leaving you alone.

I did miss you a little.

my commercial just because the product
causes cancer what does it cause cancer

thanks for calling arthur you were in my
room while i was gone a minute was not

your hair is in my brush okay i was
feeling a little lonely for you and i

your brush oh that is so sick yeah i
thought so too i'm not gonna be home for

dinner tonight i'm going to the movies
with annie no problem annie is real

Reminds me.

I got you a beeper. A beeper? I can't
believe this. What am I, a child? Psych.

Ten bucks?

For the movie.

Good to be home, isn't it?

Yeah, I can be bought.

Major mudslide at Kirsten's.

Sorry, Claire, but I'm canceling my
reading.

Why?

Because my furniture has more psychic
powers than you do.

You have no idea what a fool I made of
myself.

I threw myself at a man because you said
he was my soulmate.

I almost killed him.

Certified letter? Signed here, please.
You did, too.

You said someone already in my life.

Dark, intense, works with paper and
letters.

You're a big fat...

Someday she'll notice me.