All language subtitles for Eight Is Enough s03e12 You Wont Have Nicholas 1

Anyway, presents for the first
anniversary are supposed to be made out

you know? And tickets for a show are
made out of paper, right?

So guess what I'm doing. I'm giving Abby
two tickets for a show for our first

anniversary. Isn't that smart?

Hello there.

Can I have two tickets for Sunday night?
The best you've got.

Maybe you'd like me to throw in a couple
of passes to the next presidential

inauguration. Buddy, a chorus line is
the hottest ticket in town.

Oh, you mean you don't have any?

Zero.

Filch, the best I can do for you is to
put you on a waiting list for the last

weekend of the run.

Of course, there are already over 50
names on the waiting list, but I'm

of starting a waiting list for the
waiting list.

Oh, no, forget it. Thanks anyway.

Well, Dad, maybe if you put your name on
the waiting list, you can use those

tickets for your next anniversary.

No, the show won't be here then. It
wouldn't be any good anyway, because the

second anniversary is supposed to be
cotton.

You mean each one is different?

That's right. There's paper and then
cotton, and the third one is, uh, I

But anyway, then it goes into metals.
Tin, and the 25th one is silver, and

what the 50th one is? Gold.

Gold. You mean on your 50th anniversary
we have to buy you gold presents?

In 49 years.

Well, then it wouldn't be too early to
start.

Start what?

Increasing my allowance.

morning we found when the sunrise smiled

on everything around it's a

portrait of the happiness that we feel
and always will

oh it is enough to fill our lives with
love

We spend our days like bright and shiny
new dimes.

If we're ever puzzled by the changing
times.

There's a plate of homemade wishes on
the kitchen

windowsill.

And eight is enough to fill our lives
with.

Thoughts on my anniversary.

I don't have any.

Oh, I guess... I guess this kind of
happens when you get old, huh?

Ideas just dry up.

It has nothing to do with it. I'm not
getting any older. I just have the

morning blot.

I know.

Okay, maybe this will help.

Remember the article you wanted to do
about the old people at the beach? Yeah.

Take a look.

Oh, that's hardly inspirational.

Oh, thank you.

Wait a minute. Hold it. Just a second.

Look at this. You see this guy, the roly
-poly one?

He owes me 75 bucks.

He loaned $75 to a guy who looks like a
walking bad debt.

I didn't loan it exactly.

Don't you remember?

His name's Sam Harris. Nicholas caught
him stealing all our Christmas presents

to let him get away. Then we found him
and had him arrested.

Of course, and you got talking to bail
him out.

Every time I think about it, I get a
pain in the back.

Right where I keep my wallet.

My name's Nicholas, just like yours.

Isn't that nice?

Yes, sir.

Oh, oh, oh.

Stay right where you are!

Well,

now, I wasn't expecting company.

I'll just go put the kettle on.

No, you won't.

What a nice surprise.

The trimming does seem a little skimpy,
don't it?

Come on, old timer, let's go.

Are you going to put him behind bars?

Yes, but it's a very nice bell.

Yeah, but remember, he has one phone
call, you know. He's got to call his

lawyer. I should know. I was in jail
once before.

You were?

Sure. Just play it close so they won't
slap any more charges on you.

Come on, Santa Claus, let's go.

Oh, I thought you wanted to celebrate
Christmas. Come on, give me a break.

on, we need a Christmas dinner while
Carl stands in the chair.

Wait a minute, come here. You said this
is Beach, San Diego.

I thought he wouldn't do that place in
Mexico.

Cusivaki. But it looks like Cuernavaca.

Oh, well, whatever that place is in
Mexico. Right, yeah.

I'll tell you what, he probably conned
some poor sucker for the money to come

back. Oh, Dad. Yeah, or he stole the
money to come back. Hey!

I'll tell you something, his stealing
days are over. What are you doing? Dad,

you wouldn't steal... Yes, I would, and
I am. Dad, wait a minute.

For what? The man stole our Christmas.
He ran off with the bail money we put up

for him. Never returned the stuff we
gave him. Besides, he's a fugitive from

justice. He's Santa Claus.

Yeah.

And you're a bunch of patsies. Yeah, we
all are.

The only reason I'm doing this is
because he's down in San Diego and not

Sacramento. Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

Thanks. Thanks.

Where are you going to hide the
decoration?

In my closet under the ironing. Which
I'd be sick of sitting there until I did

it myself.

It's safe.

Okay. What about the cake? It's ordered.
Decorated like the front page of the

register. And the headline reads, Flash.

Abby and Tom Bradford have been married
a whole year.

All of that?

Well, it's a big cake. We're having 30
people, aren't we?

Oh, is that the final count? Marry 30
people? Hey, cool it. Here comes

Oh, no.

What's going on?

Nothing. Not a thing. How come you
didn't invite me?

Nothing's going on, Nicholas. Yeah, we
were just talking. You guys have been

talking for days.

Well, it's about grown -up stuff,
Nicholas. You'd just be bored.

have to have been here from the
beginning nicholas you know it wouldn't

sense right uh see it really doesn't
matter it's just unimportant so why

you want to have a good time okay yeah
go ride your skateboard right little kid

yeah if he wasn't such a bladder mouth
we could include him in on everything

i know chorus line is a hard ticket to
get but that's why it's such a great

anniversary gift for my husband a
waiting list well how far down on the

list

Oh, no.

Abby, all the kids are later.

No, no, no, not you later. I was talking
to someone else.

Well,

yes, I think it is important since it's
my anniversary, yes.

A waiting list for a waiting list?

Can

I

talk to you? In a minute. This is
important.

Forget it. Wait a minute, Nicholas. Oh,
hello.

Benny?

Yeah, it was Tom Bradford.

Did you get me those chorus line tickets
for Sunday night?

You didn't?

Oh, what kind of a scalper are you
anyway?

Oh, no, don't give up. No, no, please
don't give up.

Well, it's a great day for
skateboarding, huh?

Who says?

What's wrong?

I don't know. Ask them.

Who? All of them. They're all up in
Mary's room planning something, and they

won't let me plan it, too.

Oh.

They never let me in on things, David.
They act like I'm not even their

No, no, Nicholas. It's not that. It's...

Well, it's grown -up stuff, and you'd be
bored.

They told you about it, didn't they?

Well, yeah, but... And you don't even
live here.

I know, but I am a member of the family.

Well, you're a member of the family,
too, of course, but... That's what

here for, isn't it? That meeting
upstairs.

And you don't even live here.

Everyone's invited except me.

I'll tell you what.

I'll check it out, and I'll see if I can
get you in, okay?

We'll talk about it later, okay?

Sure we will.

You're the only ones in this house who
don't hate me.

Hello, Benny? Are you the man who gets
the tickets?

Oh, good.

Really, yeah.

A chorus line.

No, I don't want any other show.

And it's for Sunday.

This Sunday.

Well, if you should get two tickets.

Okay.

Why do you need my name?

Oh, it's, um... Abby.

Um, Abby Doe.

That's D -O -E.

No, um, Jane Doe's my sister.

What's wrong with you?

Everything, Irving.

That's a lot of things.

I'm at the end of my rope.

You get doctor allowance or something?

No, worse.

They all ganged up against me. Who is?

My whole family. They're always leaving
me out of things, and nobody will talk

to me.

What you gonna do?

I don't know.

Maybe I'll disown them.

It's only you.

I live here.

Hey, would you shut the door? You want
them to see this?

Have you gotten a picture for the album
yet?

No.

Well, you're the only one that hasn't
contributed.

And the only one who doesn't have a
camera. And the only one that nobody

use this.

Well, have you figured out what you're
going to get to folks?

No, I can't think of anything. Can you?

I did the album.

No, I mean for me, Tommy. Please.

Well... Just think paper. It has to have
something to do with paper.

I mean, it doesn't have to be paper. It
could be about paper.

Sure, why not?

What's that?

Scissors. No, the thing that holds paper
down so it doesn't get messy.

Oh, you mean a paperweight.

Yeah, that's what I'll make. A
paperweight. Hey, good idea.

Would you shut the door?

So what you guys want me to do is
scuttle tickets for a chorus line. A

line?

Well, you're just going to have to
cancel them. No, Nancy, no, wait a

didn't know that. Maybe if Dad can get
tickets for a chorus line. I mean, I

doubt if he can. He's been trying all
week and, you know. Well, if they should

come through, maybe you could make a
mistake happen, you know, for a

night. No, I don't know, Nancy. I mean,
he would be lucky to get those for any

night. Right.

Come on, Joanie. We're trying to
organize a party.

Now, listen, Donna.

It's really important. It's important
that you get Dad and Abby out of the

house. You're going to take them to
dinner.

Right. Then you'll all get into your
car, and you'll drive off to the

restaurant, taking your time.

And then just before you get there,
you'll realize that you left your beeper

your own jacket.

Which you will have discovered was torn
while you were at our house. But just

the theme. You know, I'll sew it up
afterwards.

So you'll have to borrow a jacket from
Dad, see? Right, and you'll have to go

back to our house to get it.

He has such terrible taste in clothes.

Take your time on the way back. Right,
and when you get back to our house...

people will be there, the decorations
will be up.

Surprise!

Hello?

Who?

Oh, oh yes, Benny, yes, this is Mrs.
Doe.

You do?

This Sunday?

How come?

He didn't?

Foolish man.

Yes, of course I want them.

Fifty dollars each.

I'll take them.

No fun putting it away.

Good, then you can help me with my
paperwork.

Sorry, but somebody else needs my help
tonight.

Who?

The incomparable Wendy Springer.

I thought she wouldn't go out with you.

She was just playing hard to get.

Besides, I got a definite maybe.

I was hoping you'd help me.

Hey, you don't need my help. You know
how to use that thing.

Yeah, but that alone, everybody would
hold the things for me.

Yeah, but that's when you were just a
little kid.

What is it, Nicholas?

Can somebody help me?

Not right now. We're real busy.

Everyone will have an assignment, and
the minute Dr. Max gets Dad and Abby out

of the house, it'll be all symptoms go.
Right, and then by the time the guests

arrive, we should be all set up, right?
Right, as long as... Will somebody help

me?

Uh, no, right now we have to get these
dishes done, Nicholas. Right.

After? Uh, no, not after, Nicholas. We
have some important things to do.

I don't know why.

Nobody will help me. Oh, please,
Nicholas. I have to make a deadline with

column. So does everybody else.

Nobody cares.

I don't have any friends in this house.
Just relatives.

Nicholas.

Nicholas, what was all...

Is something burning in the kitchen? No,
we thought it was out here. No, it's

upstairs.

Hey, you guys, is there a burning up
here?

No, no, no, don't open it.

It's all right, it's cold.

I don't know.

We're leaving.

Good for you, son.

You were very brave, Nicholas.

Uh, they just teach all that stuff at
the school.

Any idea how it started?

No.

Captain.

Well, here's our culprit.

They can level with you.

Let me see that, please.

Nicholas, was Tommy using this?

No, sir. I was.

Good for you, Nicholas.

I can't tell you, but I was real
careful.

But you know you're not supposed to use
this unless somebody's helping you. I

went around looking for somebody to help
me, but nobody would.

Everybody was busy and nobody would help
me.

Fire didn't ruin, the water did.

Everybody in this whole family worked on
this album.

Everybody but you.

So you wouldn't care if it got ruined.

Leave him alone, Tommy.

What

do you

think, David?

That the insurance company better come
through like a house on fire, or you're

going to be in hock up to your neck.

It's nice to have someone who knows
about construction for a summer.

Well, labor I can give you for nothing,
but materials are not that cheap.

I just got it all scratched up where I
wanted.

Oh, well, it's not ruined or anything.
It just needs a new cover. I can fix it

for you.

Don't do me any favors, or they'll all
hate you, too.

Well, you could move in with some of the
girls, and then we could put the boys

in here.

Oh, no.

None of our beds is wide enough for two
people. Yeah, Dad, I don't want to sleep

in the same bed with Nicholas.

He hogs all the blankets.

You'll have to, Tommy, until your room
is redone. I mean, you can't sleep

downstairs. It's too uncomfortable for
two weeks.

Can't I move in with David?

Well, it's up to him.

Well, I guess I can put up with Tommy.

But I won't take Nicholas.

I would, but I won't be around enough to
give any supervision.

Wait a second. You know, I've got an
idea.

Why don't we just ship Nicholas serving
Jay Moores? I mean, he's there all the

time anyway, right?

All right, that's a good idea.

I'll tell Abby to call the Moores right
away.

Okay.

You just want to call it off because you
haven't found a present.

Yeah.

Hi. Hi, guys.

The party's on as planned, okay? And be
sure and get gifts because they need

them more than ever now, okay? Oh, what
am I going to get them?

Hey, just don't get them a magazine
subscription.

I got them a year of National
Geographic.

Great idea.

I'll get him a year's supply of Time and
Newsweek. And a year of Time and a year

of Newsweek. You'll lose again.

You all right? Hey, Tommy, you didn't
have to get something new, huh? Wrong.

still giving them the photo album. Of
what?

What do you think?

Hold it.

Insurance pictures.

Tommy, I have to talk to you.

Stay put.

for the album with what your camera oh
not on your life i don't even want you

looking at it bad luck follows you
around like a shadow tommy does

hate me well let's just say that we're
keeping a fair distance

let's face it kid you're cursed hey you
stupid little

would you stay away from me

How come we were putting some of these
presents back in the sack?

Well, I was just... I was just looking
for something.

How come you're not wearing your red
suit?

Well, I didn't get it back to the
cleaners in time. Besides, I've got my

undershirt on, you see, and my red
socks.

Did you come down the chimney?

No, no, no, you're...

Your chimney is much too small and I am
much too enlarged. Come on along. Now go

to bed.

You know that those pictures that you
made were worth more than anything here

this whole room. You know why?

Why? Because you made them.

Because presents like that are
worthwhile the ones you can't buy or

they're made with love, not money.

Coming through.

I wish I had the ability to make
presents like that for my grandchildren.

How many grandchildren do you have?

Ten. Ten, yes.

But they don't live with me now. They
live way off down at San Diego Way.

No,

I haven't given you my gift yet.

The gift I want to give to all of you is
just to get out of your lives.

That's right.

I'd give anything to be able to go down
to San Diego Way to see my grandchildren

again.

Here's all I got, $7 .43.

I'll have to owe you seven cents.

Forget it.

Boy, I thought you'd never give this up.

So did I.

All right.

Now, Nicholas, if you need any more
while you're at Irving J. Moore's, you

me, understand?

Okay, thanks.

Do you need help packing?

One, two, three, four, and five.

Now look it, if you need more... I'll
call you. Right. Oh, by the way, don't

anything for bubble gum.

Gee, thanks.

You don't know what this means to me.

Mrs. Moore, this is Nicholas Bradford.
My folks decided I should stay at my

brother's house.

Okay, bye.

Oh, hey, Nicholas.

Let me help you with that.

to start doing things for myself.

Have it your way. I'll call the Moors
and tell them that you're on your way.

I called them already.

Oh, well, then let me get that suitcase
in the car for you. No, thanks.

You're always saying we should save gas.
I can walk. Gosh, that's very

considerate of you, Nicholas.

And don't call to see if I got there.
I'll call you.

Hmm. Looks to me like you're more than
taking care of things for yourself.

I've decided not to bother people.

Huh. What a nice guy.

Bye. So long.

Where to, sonny? San Diego.

Are you traveling alone?

Yes, ma 'am. I'm going to see my
grandpa.

Oh, that's nice.

Round trip?

No, ma 'am. One way.

Do you think that your company will
cover the damage?

Better check out all the wiring in the
house.

Well, that's the first thing we'll do.
Will the insurance company pay for that,

too? No smoke alarms, huh? Well, that's
the first thing we'll get as soon as...

All right, as soon as we make the
settlement. What day do you think

It's too bad you didn't think of it
earlier.

Oh, well, how could I? I mean, the fire
only happened last night.

I was referring to fire alarms.

Oh. How many in the family?

Not... Well, there are nine, but, I
mean, there are nine that live here.

How often do you have fire drills?

Well, we're going to start right away.

Right after we get the smoke alarms.

Right after we settle our claim.

So what do you think?

We're covered, right? I don't make the
decision, folks. Just the report.

Would you like a cup of coffee?

Can we get you some coffee and cream?

Hello?

Just like I said.

Is everything all right?

Yeah. Tell everyone I'm okay and they
don't have to call.

I will.

Good night, son.

Goodbye, Dad.

It's a shame the kid has to sleep like
this when he can have the whole seat to

lie down on.

Is he yours?

No, no. I picked him up in Sacramento.

Shucks, I need a small screwdriver.

I got it, I got it.

Hold it.

What is he, the CIA?

Hey, would somebody get the door,
please?

They're all in here, working.

Well, we just can't let it ring.

Oh, it's going to take days in the tub
to steam the suit out of my pores.

Excuse me.

That's just what she needs, an excuse to
sit in the tub.

It looks just

terrible. Just terrible. I know exactly
how you feel. I wouldn't want to go on

living here either.

What? Huh?

You're not the head of the household,
are you? Uh -uh.

It looks just terrible, just terrible. I
know exactly how you feel. I wouldn't

want to go on living here either.

Well, nobody invited you. We happen to
like this house, you know. Who are you,

anyway? Oh, Della Gale, Hemmings and
Gale Real Estate. My card.

I've got a client who's just dying for a
house like this. You can practically

name your own price.

Bradford? Yes, I'm Tom Bradford. City
building and safety inspector.

Upstairs? Yes.

Abby.

I'm sorry, Miss Gale, we just can't... I
understand it looks just terrible, but

you've got money. Call me any time.
Night or day.

50 miles of beach in San Diego.

This one.

Let's see.

That would be... No. It would be... Oh,
yes. 34 to La Jolla.

Only don't go to La Jolla. Go to West
Mission Boulevard.

There's an old amusement park near
there.

It's not an amusement park any longer.

I'm not sure it hasn't even been torn
down.

You're just going to have to go out
there and find it for yourself.

If you're upstairs and the stairway is
clear, well, then, of course, you use

If not, there will be a fire ladder
placed in every bathroom.

Now, when the alarm rings, you follow
the route indicated by your respective

colored crayon.

Guys, we really have to get started on
that party. We only have three days.

Hey, relax, Jody. I already got the
guest list from Daisy. Yeah, I know. How

we going to have time to call 40 people?
Hold on, Jody. Make it 50.

Huh? Donna added some names when I asked
her to help us.

Didn't we agree to keep this small and
simple? Oh, yes, David.

You know, forget small and simple. This
has to be a bash.

I mean, Dad and Abby really need this
party now. Poor Abby. She's upstairs

now taking a breather.

Hello, Benny.

This is Mrs. Abby Doe. Right.

Listen, there's been an emergency, and
I'm not going to be able to use the

tickets, so I was wondering if you could
refund them.

You know, I'm sure you're going to find
some people who need some chorus line

tickets, right?

Oh, good.

Okay, so you'll refund $40 each.

No, no, no. Wait a minute. Now, I sent
you $100 in small bills, just like you

asked. That's $50 each.

Well, you know, you don't run a
business. This is grand theft.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't hang up,
okay? Okay.

I'll take the $40.

Thanks.

My welfare, your pension.

You could starve together instead of
separately.

Who asked you?

We're losing your place together.

And live in sin?

At your age, it's only a sin of
omission.

Who asked you?

blocking the view, kid.

Where is he?

Where's who?

Him. He's in the picture. Why isn't he
here?

Who does he want?

Him. Sam.

Where is he?

What do you want him for?

Whatever it is, he didn't do it.

He probably did, but you have to
understand the circumstance.

I don't know what you're talking about.
I just have to see Sam.

He's not here, Sonny.

He went to a place where they can't
exploit him anymore.

Where's that?

Sam died, kid.

Died?

Were you a friend of Sam?

So was I, kid.

Sam was my best friend.

I'm going to be my grandpa.

Nathan, you got an extra dollar? No, but
I'll give you one anyway.

Come on kid, I'll buy you a hot dog.

Come on.

So I was the one who was trying to put
out the fire, but Tommy wasn't there to

help. David took Tommy in to live with
him and not you, huh?

Yeah, so they wanted to send me to
Irving Morse. He's a great friend and

everything, but he's not even in the
family.

Exile. Yeah.

And so young, too.

Oh, come on now. They probably figured
you'd rather be with your best friend.

Nope. They hate me.

Cushops.

Bolshevik.

But they're plenty worried about you
right now.

Nah. I bet they don't even know I'm gone
and don't even care if they do.

Serve him right if he never went back.

Stop giving the kid ideas, Nathan.

He's got to go back.

I'm not going.

He's not going, Joe.

He's going.

Now, where is home, kid?

Why'd Sam have to go and die?

the car, kid.

See, you gotta go back.

Now, where is home, Nicholas?

Here.

Hey,

Nance,

I've got the perfect idea for an
anniversary gift. Yeah, what?

Stationery with a Bradford.

Written in script across the top? You
didn't. I did.

I'd pick it up from the permit first
thing tomorrow.

What are we, animals?

No. Speak for yourself, Nathan.

We're fellow human beings.

A boy needs a home, you take him in.

It's your speech. You take him in.

I want you to, Joe. He wants you to,
Joe. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Be a person for once.

Joe's bungalow is the second one on the
right. Enjoy.

He can't stay with me.

I have no place else to go.

Come on, son. I'll take you back to the
bus depot.

I'm staying here.

Second one on the right.

Look, kid.

I'm sure that if Sam was here, you could
stay with him because, well, he was a

good friend of yours.

Couldn't be.

at me when I'm talking to you.

Mrs. McHenry, how lovely you look this
morning.

You can save that for your lady down the
beach, Joe Simons. All I want from you

is three weeks back rent or out.

You know, I think the post office must
have lost my check. Your investment

dividend. Yeah, I was over there all
morning arguing with them about it.

you should have spent that time hunting
for a house.

Oh, you... You wouldn't throw me out.

Watch me.

Would it be all right if my grandpa took
me in to change before we go?

Grandpa?

What's this about grandpa?

Mrs. McHenry, I'd like you to meet my
grandson, Nicholas. He's just come down

visit me.

Yeah, my grandpa wrote about you in all
his letters. How nice you were in

everything.

He did?

Every letter.

He said it'd be all right for me to stay
here with him.

Because I have no place else to go.

No family?

For a visit. Just for a visit.

Well... Didn't I tell you what a nice
lady Mrs. McHenry was? But as soon as a

boy goes, you go.

Gee, Grandpa, you sure do have a nice
way, lady.

No, don't talk to me when I'm thinking.