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The plane!

The plane!

Princess?

Good morning, Bob. Good morning, Tattoo.

Have you seen Julie?

Oh, she's still working on Custer's last
-time fantasy.

Custer's last -time... Oh, yes, yes, of
course. How is she progressing?

Well, we'll proceed with that, Julie.
She may be delayed some time.

Smiles, everyone.

Smiles.

Who is that,

boss? Mr. Kevin Lansing, an ex -Marine
Corps MP. Now employed as a department

store security guard.

He has always wanted to be a private
investigator.

A profession he considers much more
interesting and exciting than merely

catching someone in the act of
shoplifting.

I see.

He wants to wear trench coat and sneak
around dark alleys.

Not quite, Tattoo. His fantasy is to
assist some famous detective of

literature solve an important case.

Who is going to help him?

Matt Helms? Henry Quinn?

Sam Spade?

I have chosen the greatest fictional
detective who ever lived.

A cute little girl.

Is there a matter with her?

Yes, Tattoo. That is Mrs. Fran Warner
and her daughter Nancy.

An adorable child. As you can see, she
has her mother's good looks.

Indeed.

Mrs. Warner looks very familiar.

You have an excellent memory, Tattoo.
She was a guest on the island almost

years ago.

She's just as lovely today as she was
then.

What's her fantasy?

I don't know, Tattoo.

What? She would only say that she would
tell me at the proper time, in the

proper place.

My dear guest, I am Mr. Roark, your
host.

Welcome to Fantasy Island.

Well, Mr. Rourke, the most exciting
thing that ever happened to me on that

was the day I caught a guy going out of
the store with three suits.

He was wearing them, one on top of the
other.

Mr. Rourke. Yes?

When does my fantasy begin?

Very shortly, Mr. Lansing, very shortly.
Oh, in fact, this envelope contains a

letter of introduction to the most
famous detective of all time.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You must not
open it.

Not until you have arrived at your
destination.

Who is he?

Can't you tell me?

You will find out in due time, Mr.
Lansing.

Your fantasy begins just beyond that
door.

This way, Lansing.

Edwardian, London, Mr. Lansing.

At the turn of the century.

Now, Mr. Lansing, you may open the
envelope now.

Kevin

Lansing,

a student of criminology who is most
anxious to meet your distinguished

colleague, Sherlock Holmes.

Am I really going to meet Sherlock
Holmes, Miss... Mr. Rourke?

Hey! 221B Baker Street. The residence of
Sherlock Holmes.

Lena, will you send that round of
complimentary drinks to that table in

corner, please?

Thank you.

Wait a minute. Let me help you, Tattoo.

Thank you, boss.

Let me help you.

Always ready with a helping hand.

May I say how delighted I am to see you
again. May I also say that you are more

lovely than ever. You remember Tattoo,
of course?

Yes, how are you? Miss Warner.

How do you do? Where's your little girl?

Oh, she's in our bungalow. It was a long
flight.

Oh, indeed.

Please have a seat, won't you?

Yes, thank you.

You know, I am at a considerable
disadvantage.

If I am to fulfill your fantasy to your
satisfaction, I must make certain

preparations. Isn't that right, Tattoo?
Right, boss.

But first, I must know what you have in
mind.

Yes, I imagine you would.

Boss, I think Mrs.

Warner would like to talk to you
privately in your office.

No, no thank you, Tattoo. I prefer
discussing it right here.

That is what you wish.

Proceed, by all means.

I didn't come to the island for a
fantasy.

Right now, what concerns me is reality,
a very special reality.

May I ask what that means?

I came here to find out whether you, her
father, is prepared to take the

responsibility of our child.

Ah.

Please, I think it would be best if we
discuss this matter privately.

Why? I don't care if the whole world
knows about it. I can't keep quiet any

longer.

This man is the father of my child, and
I'm here to make sure that he assumes

his responsibility.

Now that it's public knowledge, I will
expect to hear from you soon.

Boss, how can you let her get away with
it?

In front of all these people.

She's not getting away with anything,
Tatooine.

No?

No.

I have a feeling she's doing what she
feels she must do.

I'm sorry, sir.

Mr. Holmes is out of the city.

Unexpected business, you see.

Dr. Watson? Dr. Watson?

Are you all right?

Where are you?

What happened, sir? We heard gunshots.
You certainly did. Some culprit fired at

me through that window.

Bloody poor shot, I must say.

Missed me by a country league.

Oh, good grief.

My walls again?

Don't fret, Mrs. Hudson.

I've become quite proficient at
repairing those walls.

How about a spot of hot tea?

Would you... I say, I don't believe
we've met.

Oh, I'm... I'm Kevin Lansing, sir. I was
to meet Mr.

Holmes and assist him on his current
case.

Is that a fact?

Yes, sir. Since when does Sherlock
Holmes need assistance?

It's ridiculous.

I have a letter of introduction here,
sir, from Inspector Lestrade.

Oh?

Oh.

American citizen, eh?

Yes, sir.

Knew that right off.

The odd cut of that suit you're wearing
told me that.

Student of criminology? Oh, stuff and
nonsense. But you may as well sit down.

But I'm afraid you're a little late.

You see... Oh, dear.

Oh, dear, dear.

Made a mess of that, haven't I?

Mr.

Holmes would never forgive me if I ever
see the dear fellow again.

I can never stand that screeching
instrument.

Dr. Watson, what did you mean if you
ever see Mr. Holmes again?

Well, I'm afraid he's disappeared.

Abducted, in my opinion.

Abducted? Yes, and I suspect Professor
Morley Arty has him.

I've been studying Holmes' notes on his
current case.

Now, his current case.

You see, numerous prominent
personalities have recently disappeared.

Soldiers of the highest rank, eminent
scientists, officials of the War

Department and the like.

Well, that's pretty heavy stuff there,
sir.

Obviously, Mr. Holmes suspected that
these men had been kidnapped for some

nefarious purpose.

Quite. Quite.

Holmes had deducted that the missing
persons are being held in a sanatorium

outside Whitcomb Village in Dockmore.
And then he disappeared.

May I ask how long ago?

Oh, three days now.

The last I saw of him was the morning he
left to visit Lord Chesterfield, who

had gone to Dartmoor Sanatorium to visit
his personal physician.

Coincidence after coincidence.

To me, that spells calculated purpose.

My deductive powers suggest that Mr.
Holmes is now being held captive in that

Dartmoor Sanatorium.

Great Scott!

You could be right.

Dr. Watson? We must hurry. We must save
Sherlock Holmes. Let's go.

Mommy?

Nancy, did you have a good sleep?

I couldn't sleep.

Well, you know you need your sleep. It's
been an exhausting trip.

Did you see Daddy?

What did he say? When can I see him?
Now, slow down.

Your daddy is a very important and busy
man.

Don't worry. You'll see him soon enough.

But I can't wait.

Do you know something?

I have been sitting in this seat for
over a minute now and I have not had one

hug. What's the matter? I don't rate
anymore?

Of course you do.

Mom, are you okay?

You look tired.

Maybe you should lie down.

No, I'm fine.

Now, why don't you get your hair
brushed? Don't you want your hair to

pretty when you meet your daddy?

Now, go ahead and chew.

Oh, boss, I'm glad you're here.

Is something troubling you, Tattoo?

Everyone on the island is talking about
you and your daughter.

And I suppose you've been denying it.

Of course.

Someone has to.

Well, I appreciate your concern, my
friend, but please stop defending me.

But, boss, you don't understand.

You should hear what they are saying.

Don't worry, Tattoo. You should know by
now that idle gossip doesn't concern me.

Okay. But there's something else you
should know.

All right, Tattoo. What is it?

Mrs. Wagner.

I saw her go to the pharmacy.

Oh? And what was she doing there?

She was buying a lot of prescription
medicine.

I hope you weren't following her.

Well, I was trying to.

I want you to leave Mrs. Warner and
Nancy to me, will you?

I'm sorry, boss.

I was just trying to help you.

I know you are, too.

I know you are.

I am very worried about that little
girl.

You mean, she's your daughter?

Well, Mr. Holmes, are you now ready to
cooperate, or shall we continue with

therapeutic treatment?

I'll never cooperate with you, Moriarty,
in this or any other of your insane

schemes, even if it costs me my life,
sir.

I must remind you, sir, that you are
speaking to your doctor, Lord

and I am trying to cure you of your
psychosis.

You keep insisting that you're the
famous Sherlock Holmes, but I know

Oh, Moriarty, you're mad.

And you'll never get away with this
plot.

Nurse Heavenly, give this foolish
patient his usual, no, double his usual

dose.

Whatever you say, Doctor.

Just relax, Mr. Holmes.

This will be good for what ails you.

My dear, nothing ails me.

Mrs. Vinton, may I come in?

Well, of course, Mr. Rook. Thank you.

What can I do for you?

The lady who just left, Mrs. Warner,
would it be proper for me to ask what

was doing here?

Normally, these are private matters. Oh,
I know. That's why I ask. Well, since

you're, shall we say, intimately
involved, she came here to place your

birth certificate on record with us.

I see.

She also inquired about enrolling the
child in school. I had her fill this

Thank you, Mr. Vinton.

You're quite welcome, Mr. Roth.

Rather spooky place, wouldn't you say?

That's just what I'd say.

I'm Dr.

Watson. We have an appointment with Dr.
Collingswood.

Yes, he's expecting you. Come in.

They're all lonely.

How ironic.

And unfortunate for you, Dr. Watson.

You came all this way to see Lord
Chesterfield, and he's no longer here.

He received an urgent call from the War
Department shortly after we spoke.

It was too late to inform you.

Well, Doctor,

do you suppose we might have a look
around your facility since we came all

way? Dartmouth Sanatorium is an
international landmark in the medical

know.

Yes, I suppose it is.

Of course.

Nurse Heavenly will give you a personal
tour.

I shall see you when I'm back. Thank
you, sir.

Oh, don't worry about the treat
patients.

Mostly they are harmless.

Bosley? This way.

Steady as you go, salesman.

And stay clear of the rocks and shoals.

Good heavens.

Admiral Winslow, are you all right, old
boy? We have to make a clean sweep for

and out, Bolton. And we have to keep a
tight ship, you understand?

All right.

Carry on, mates, carry on. Carry on.

Yes.

They're all loonies.

Tell me.

There's only one person who plays a
violin that poorly.

Holmes. Come along, Lansing. We may not
have a moment to lose.

He's obviously in there.

Holmes! He's been drugged.

I'm sorry, is this in an opportune
moment?

I thought you had asked me to come.

No, I can't.

Please come in.

Thank you.

Won't you please sit down?

Thank you.

Could I help you drink? No, no, thank
you very much.

I hope you understand that Nancy means
more than anyone else in the world to

Of course I understand.

And I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in
front of all those people out there.

Are you?

Or did you have it planned that way?

Yes, I suppose I did.

If I could only make you understand
what... Mommy, who's there?

Are you my daddy?

Pleased to meet you, sir.

And I am very pleased to meet you.

Oh, daddy, I'm so glad you're here.
Mommy told me so much about you.

Has she?

Well...

The important thing is you are here and
I have lots of things planned for you.

As a matter of fact, I have a friend
outside who would like to spend some

with us. Would you like to see him?

Well, go ahead.

A pony!

Can I ride him?

Well, he would be insulted if you
didn't. How about after lunch?

Mommy, I better change right now so I'll
be ready.

That's right.

Still glad we're all together.

Now we're just like a real family.

Moriarty has been using drugs on me.

It's incredible.

Yes.

He's been using hypnosis on the
scientists and the other hostages.

He gathered a great deal of information
on a secret weapon at our war

department. A long -range torpedo.

Mr. Holmes, do you know what Moriarty
planned to do with that torpedo?

No.

Not Moriarty.

The Kaiser.

Good heavens!

Moriarty is to deliver the torpedo plans
to the Kaiser's ambassador, the

Archduke Oberth, later today.

Where?

At the...

Easy, dear fellow.

Fox and Hans pub in Whitcomb.

And for a considerable number of marks,
I'm sure.

The Kaiser will develop a torpedo and
disrupt the world shipping trade.

That will launch World War I, gentlemen.

Yes.

World War I?

We've got to get out of here.

Well, what?

Impossible.

The door's locked and we've no key, sir.

Never mind.

I'll find us a way.

The Baskerville estate's nearby, isn't
it?

We can call Scotland Yard from there.

Lord Baskerville will see that Holmes is
taken care of. He owes him a favor.

You know, the Baskerville case.

The Baskerville case?

Well, that's right. The hounds of the
Baskervilles hadn't been ridden yet, had

it?

Never will be, unless I can find us a
way out of here.

I see nitrate and magnesium.

Gentlemen, I'm going to get us out of
here.

That man clocks such rubbish.

You know, if we don't rest for a while,
you're going to wear out both the pony

and me. I don't believe that.

Maybe you're right.

Look at those. Aren't they beautiful?

Oh, yes.

A pretty flower deserves a pretty girl.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. You're
welcome. May I take it home to Mommy? Of

course. She hasn't been very happy
lately.

Oh, do you know why?

I thought it was because she wanted us
to be together so bad.

Well, now that we are, everything's
going to be all right, huh?

I'm sure it will. Yes.

Oh, look!

What? A swing! Oh, I suppose you want to
try it, huh?

Uh -huh.

All right.

Hang on.

Okay.

Here we go. Are you ready?

Yeah.

Higher, higher.

Really? Higher?

Yes, Dad.

All right.

Excellent, Henri, excellent.

Thank you, Mr. Hawk.

But, um, I don't know.

There is something missing.

Perhaps just a touch more pepper. What
do you think, Nancy?

Too much pepper.

Definitely too much pepper, Henri.

Not enough pepper.

Too much pepper. Not enough. Too much.
Not enough.

Know what?

What? You're a perfect daddy.

You say it isn't a bone.

Well, not exactly, Dr. Watson.

Well, a bomb would bring Moriarty and
his men swarming down on us like a SWAT

squad. SWAT squad?

These Americans have their slang
expressions. Not exactly a bomb. A bomb

bomb. Now, Dr. Watson, you'd better step
back over there. This is apt to get

just a little bit warm.

I hope he knows what he's doing.

And we shall soon see, my dear Watson.

An infantry device, not a bomb at all.

Stunning. It's a little trick the
commandos used in France during World

Mr. Lansing, the more I get to know you,
the less I know you. World War I, World

War II, rubbish!

Well, Mr. Holmes, Dr. Watson, let's go.

You hurry along. long, Mr. Lansing. I
must stay here with my old friend till

summon help.

Godspeed.

Right.

You couldn't have pulled that off any
better than yourself, Holmes.

Rather reminds me of you and your
resourcefulness.

My dear Watson, I must agree.

Hurry up. It's your fault.

Where did you escape from that dungeon?

I'm Superman, didn't you know? And right
now I'm looking for my phone booth.

Superman? Phone booth?

You act a bit odd, Mr. Lansing.

So do you, Miss Heavenly.

So do you.

Tell me, what is your real thing?

I'm working for Inspector Lestrade.

I'm trying to find out what Dr.

Collingwood's diabolical scheme is all
about.

Just as Sherlock Holmes is.

Or was.

Yeah?

Then why didn't you help with the cake?

The doctor is already suspicious.

You mean Moriarty? Yes.

Moriarty is suspicious of me.

I haven't learned what his scheme is
yet.

And if I tried to help you, well...
You'd have blown your cover.

Blown? My cover? Forget it. Forget it.
Look.

How do I know I can believe you?

I know what Moriarty's plot is and I've
got to contact Lestrade.

This is Dr.

Randolph, Mrs. Warner, family doctor.

Yes, I know, Tattoo. I've been here from
the mainland.

Thank you for coming, Doctor.

Not at all. I only wish I'd brought you
some good news.

Is Nancy sick?

I don't think it's Nancy, Tattoo.

I think it's her mother.

Am I right, Doctor?

Yes.

Is it serious?

It's very serious, I'm afraid.

She doesn't have much longer to live.

the Fox and Hound's pub.

That's where Moriarty and the Archduke
are to have their secret meeting.

Inspector

Lestrade?

Kevin Lansing, I presume? That's right,
sir.

Professor Moriarty should be in the pub
here, and you can just bet he's got his

henchmen with him.

Oh, don't worry. I can handle it.

You just point him out to me.

Anything you say, sir.

Let's get about it, men.

You two cover the front entrance here.
The other two around the rear.

Do you see him?

No, not yet, I don't.

Wait a minute, that's from there.

The sailor type with the beard. That's
Moriarty in disguise.

We're in luck.

The Archduke hasn't arrived yet.

I'm Inspector Lestrade from Scotland
Yard.

I'm afraid you're under arrest, sir.

On what charge, Inspector?

Possession of secret military documents.

I must search you, Professor Moriarty.

Inspector, I'm afraid you've made an
idiotic mistake.

God, he's given us the slip.

Yes, he's famous for that.

I'm afraid he's on his way to the
sanitarium to waste Holmes once and for

Possibly Watson, too.

He'll be having a moment to lose. Let's
go, let's go.

What? Dr. Randall.

Ah, Dr. Randall.

Please come in.

Have a seat, won't you? No, thank you.
I'm only going to stay for a minute. May

I ask you a favor, please?

Certainly, Dr. Randall. Would it be all
right if I used the facilities on the

island hospital?

Oh, by all means, Doctor.

How is Mrs. Warner doing?

What can I say? I'm going to run some
tests anyway.

It's a shame.

She's a wonderful lady, isn't she?

Yes, she is, Doctor.

Mr. Rourke, I feel I must tell you, I
know that you're not Nancy's father.

You see, I knew her real father.

I also knew that he ran out on Fran
before Nancy was born.

But he went along with it for the sake
of the little girl?

Yes, that too.

You see, coming here to meet her father
was very important to her.

So how are you going to tell her the
truth?

I'll just have to wait for the right
time, Doctor.

Mr. Roth, for whatever it's worth, I
admire what you're trying to do for

and her mother.

There's nothing to admire, Doctor.

And I would appreciate if you kept this
matter confidential, at least for the

time being.

Yes, of course.

Thank you. Tattoo, have you seen Nancy?
I can't find her anywhere.

Hello, Fran.

What are you doing here?

Mr. Rourke sent for me.

Did you tell him?

You had no right to tell him.

I suppose he's known all along.

What do you mean Nancy is gone?

Just that. I looked for her and I can't
find her.

I thought she might be with you.

Please don't worry, Mrs. Warner.

She couldn't have gone very far.

But she's not the type to warn her off
by herself.

I know.

Tattoo, I want every available member of
the staff to start searching for her at

once. Right, boss.

Excuse me.

Please.

I want you to look everywhere. Tattoo,
have them spread out and take the other

side of the island.

Aye, boss.

Follow me.

Follow me.

This way, Miss Warner.

We should have found her by now.

And we will find her, Mrs. Warner. You
must believe that.

Nancy!

Nancy!

Nancy!

Nancy! If anything's happened to her, I
don't know what I'm going to do.

Nancy?

think I hear something. Nancy, where are
you?

Nancy, honey, where are you?

Mommy, here I am. Here I am.

Mommy, I'm here. Over here.

Oh, Nancy, sweetheart.

Oh, darling, darling.

I was so afraid.

I know, sweetheart. It's all right now.

Well, what happened, huh? How did you
get lost?

I heard him talking.

He said he really wasn't my father.

You lied to me.

Oh, no, Nancy.

No, I didn't lie to you.

I never actually said I was your father,
did I?

And if I didn't say anything, it was
only because I thought it made you

But she lied to me.

Why, Mommy, why did you lie?

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I guess I thought there wouldn't be a
better person to be your daddy than Mr.

Rourke, or a better place to live than
Fantasy Island.

But I was happy with you, just the way
we were.

And I was happy with you.

Oh, I've got to tell her.

No, please don't. Please.

Nancy, listen to me, will you?

I have a goddaughter. Her name is Julie.

She's a lovely young lady.

I'm sure you'd like her very much.

And do you know what she would like very
much?

Very, very much?

A little sister.

Someone exactly like you.

Then I could be your goddaughter, too?

Of course.

You hear that, Mommy?

Then I would not only have a daddy, but
a big sister, too.

Mm -hmm.

Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.

Hurry up. Your move.

It's locked.

Go on.

The door.

Investigate that man.

Go on.

Don't move.

Which way did they go?

We've got you.

Splendid work, chaps.

Well done.

My Joe, Holmes.

I didn't think you could do it, but the
Atlantic fellow did it. He saved your

life.

That's an astute observation, my dear
Watson. Oh, yes. Come, come.

Miss Evelyn, you wait right here. I'll
see where that door leads.

Will we see each other again?

Well, of course. I'll be right back.

Kevin, I wish...

Yes? I wish you wouldn't go.

We have to get out of here, right?

Oh, I suppose so.

Yes, you're right.

Go on.

Did anyone ever tell you you're
beautiful?

Not recently.

Where do you are?

Don't go away.

I'll be waiting for you.

The chess player.

Oh, it was you.

Yes, Mr. Lansing. I thought that even a
Sherlock Holmes helper might need a

little help himself.

And I congratulate you on saving the
master sleuth and those perpetuating the

Sherlock Holmes legend.

What about Miss Heavenly? She's waiting
for me just outside the door there.

I'm sorry, Mr. Lansing. Miss Heavenly
lived in another time and place.

She existed only in your fantasy, which
is now concluded.

I'm sorry.

Ah, Mr. Roark.

I want to thank you for creating such a
delightful experience for me, but I...

But what, Mr. Lansing?

That's Miss Heavenly.

Oh, no, no, Mr. Lansing. That lady is
Miss James.

She's here to fulfill her own fantasy.

But oddly enough, she is employed in the
same department store as you.

I wouldn't be surprised if the two of
you should meet in the coffee shop one

in the near future.

Now your job at the store won't be so
dull.

That's right.

Thank you. Goodbye to Lansing. Goodbye.

Mrs. Warner?

Oh, Mr. Roark and Tattoo.

I wanted to come and see you later and
thank you both for everything you've

for Nancy and me. And to apologize again
for all the embarrassment I've caused

you. There is no need to apologize, Mrs.
Warner.

Everything you did was out of love for
your child.

Tell her, boss.

Very well.

Mrs. Warner, I just left Dr. Randall.

And he is very excited about the results
of your latest test.

What do you mean?

It seems there are signs of significant
remission in your illness.

Although there are no guarantees, Dr.
Randall feels that in time, you stand an

excellent chance of complete recovery.

I can't believe it.

I'm so happy now I didn't tell Nancy
about my illness.

You know, I'd rather enjoy being Nancy's
father.

I want to meet her when you leave.

In fact, I will miss you both, Miss
Warren.

I miss you too.

You're both so sweet to say that.

Would you excuse me before I begin to
cry?

Where's my daily hug?

Never have I been more pleased with the
outcome of a

fantasy.

Give me a kiss.

You're beautiful.