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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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{\an8}[crows]
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{\an8}I really hope you chumps are happy
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{\an8}because I had to open up
at 6:00 a.m. here.
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{\an8}Thank you, Moe.
And thank you, Pro Football,
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{\an8}for playing your worst games
every year in London.
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{\an8}Yeah, the game starts so early,
now we can spend Sunday morning
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{\an8}as God intended, not in church.
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{\an8}And still drunk from last night.
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{\an8}[commentator] Welcome back
to Wembley Stadium
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{\an8}where the score at the interval
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{\an8}is Jacksonville Jaguars 25,
Buffalo Williams nil.
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{\an8}Oh, boy. I got a hundred quid
on the Jaguars,
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{\an8}and I don't even know how much that is.
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{\an8}I'm Buffalo all the way.
Ten bob, six shillings, baby.
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{\an8}Hey, you know, I've dabbled in a lot of
"anonymouses," but never gambling.
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{\an8}Yeah, I always thought betting
was for class acts like, uh, James Bond,
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{\an8}uh, Pete Rose, uh, Secretariat.
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{\an8}Why don't you give it a try, Moseph?
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{\an8}Yeah. Make one little bet
on the next game.
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{\an8}Baltimore, Detroit. It's harmless fun.
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{\an8}[mumbles] Yeah, all right.
I guess I could bet a buck.
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{\an8}That's nothing to get too worked up about.
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{\an8}[Moe grunts]
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{\an8}[Homer grunting]
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{\an8}[Homer] The walrus has his own money.
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{\an8}[commentator] And we are underway
here in Baltimore
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{\an8}as the Ravens take on the Detroit Lions.
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Beautiful day for football.
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And Detroit scores.
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Baltimore ties it up!
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Detroit kick is good.
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Touchdown Baltimore!
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And Detroit is coming back.
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Baltimore retakes the lead.
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Man, this game could go either way.
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Detroit player injured.
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Baltimore just might pull it out.
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Oh, my God. I'm gonna win.
Turns out I was a winner all my life.
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[commentator] Oh, but what's this?
Detroit scores a last-second safety.
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And the Lions are victorious.
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The who scores an "un-what"
and the where's are "what-torious"?
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Geez. Tough luck, Moe. You lost.
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Damn you, Baltimore!
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You crab-infested
Edgar Allen Poe munchers.
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[mutters]
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Ah, calm down, Moe. It was just a dollar.
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To you, it was just a dollar.
To me, it was a whole simoleon. All right?
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- Get the hell out of here. All of youse.
- [yelping]
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- Bar's closed. You too, Slump-o.
- [Homer] We're leaving.
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Slump-o?
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I don't like the sound of that squish.
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Guys, I think Larry's...
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dead.
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I don't know why we had to come here.
Funerals are stupid.
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You're all excused from coming to mine.
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Good. I had something that day anyway.
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[whispers]
I didn't have anything that day.
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Homie, you have to pay your respects.
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You spent more time with Larry
than your own kids.
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That's not true at all.
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Who's my best friend?
What's my favorite subject?
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Who do I admire most in the world?
How old am I? And what color is my bike?
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Pass. Pass. Crackle from Snap,
Crackle and Pop. Pass.
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And trick question, you have a skateboard.
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Huh. I'm strangely comforted
by the passes.
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[Marge] Wow. Light turnout.
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I'm so glad you guys could make it.
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How could we not? Larry was around.
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So, we just throw some money
into this tip jar here?
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What's the right amount? One? Five? One?
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This is gonna take a while.
Wanna crash a few funerals?
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Meh. I'm already wearing a dress.
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So, as you sail alone
'cross the wide and dark seas of eternity,
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you shall remain evermore in our hearts.
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Yar-IP, my feathered friend.
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You always said that you wanted
one of these, Polly, and now you have one.
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[all crying]
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[chuckles] Check me out, Lis.
I'm bearing pall. [grunts]
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Aunt Eunice, you saw us through
so much, triumph and sorrow.
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And it's a comfort to know
that you died at 92 of natural causes.
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Natural causes?
She clearly died from the vaccine.
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You shut up, Robert F. Quimby Jr.
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You're an embarrassment to this family.
And that's saying a lot.
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[organ plays]
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Sorry I'm late. Uh...
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Who we doing today?
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A sad balding drunk who hung out at Moe's.
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Got it.
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Homer Simpson was a beloved pillar
of this community.
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He thinks you died. Do something.
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Why? He's saying nice things.
You never call me a pillar.
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- [whispering]
- He's not? Are you sure?
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[groans] Anyhoo.
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And now a few words from Larry's mother,
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Iris Dalrymple.
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Well, my Lawrence always
talked about his best friends,
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the fellows at Moe's Tavern.
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It would warm my heart if they came up
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and shared fond memories of my son.
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I'm not talking. You talk.
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- I didn't know him.
- No one did.
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Your stool was closest.
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Perhaps one of you
could talk about Larry's love of fishing.
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Uh. Um.
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One time, we went
to this great fishing lake, Lake Fish.
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Oh, yeah. Fish Lake was full of...
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fish.
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You know who always caught
the biggest fish?
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Who? Who?
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[stammers] I wanna say Larry.
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- [chuckles] Big Fish Larry.
- Oh, yeah. Larry indeed.
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- [Lenny] Watch out, fish.
- What a true story.
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[sighs]
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Why did you never take the time
to get to know this man?
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Hey, at least we came, huh?
Hey, Barney totally blew this off.
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Said he had something
more important to do. Uh, selfish jerk.
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[in Spanish] The well is complete.
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Your village finally has clean water!
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[villagers cheering]
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[belches]
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Marge, Larry just didn't fit
into our band of bros.
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The four of us are closer than close.
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Yeah, we're like
the Sex and the City broads.
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Except, uh, super gross.
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Yeah, Larry just wasn't part of our deal.
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Because you never asked him to be.
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All he ever wanted
was a simple human connection.
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But instead, he died unloved in a bar.
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[Homer groans]
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[singers] ♪ Ah
Look at all the lonely barflies ♪
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♪ Ah, look at all the lonely barflies ♪
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♪ Larry the barfly
Sat at a stool every night ♪
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♪ And he ordered a beer ♪
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♪ Shedding a tear ♪
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♪ Look at him eating
Checking his phone all alone ♪
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♪ As he sits with his pain ♪
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♪ Chicken chow mein ♪
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♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪
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♪ They all come to an end ♪
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♪ All the lonely Larrys ♪
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♪ Forgotten by their friends ♪
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Is it possible we're terrible people?
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Yes. But the one I'm really
disappointed in is Lenny.
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What?
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You just always struck me
as a sensitive guy with a good heart.
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I did?
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I'm so sorry to interrupt, gentlemen,
but I found this in my son's room.
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[all gasp]
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It's all five of us.
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Hey, it kinda looks like
we're in front of Serenity Falls.
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I know. We should all take
Larry's ashes there, together.
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- [Moe, Homer, Carl] Huh?
- It's the sensitive thing to do.
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[gasps] That's a wonderful idea.
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I can't go to Serenity Falls.
It sounds stressful.
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- [Marge grunts]
- And I love stress.
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[Lenny] The four amigos are on the road.
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Or should I say five?
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[singers] ♪ All the lonely barflies
Confronting mortal dread ♪
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♪ Their souls in need of searching ♪
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♪ They booze it up instead ♪
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See, Larry? We're not so bad.
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We're taking you to your special place,
Serenity Falls.
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Let's get this over with.
I got a big date with my girl.
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Naima is taking me to see
the reunited Kool & The Gang.
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Didn't she date one of the gang?
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One of? She dated Kool.
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- [Lenny] Wow.
- [Homer] Whoa. Cool.
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{\an8}We spent a million hours with this guy
but he never felt like one of us.
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He was a drunk, and we're just
social drinkers who also drink alone.
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Two different worlds.
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I just hope that if Larry knew
we were doing this,
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it would make him happy.
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Yeah. As happy as Naima
when she was dishing it out to Kool, huh?
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Would you shut up?
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Sorry, sorry. Hey, let's listen to
some music, huh?
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Get your mind off of, uh,
you know, things.
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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♪ Get down on it ♪
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[Carl groans]
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[crickets chirping]
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Could you turn off the light?
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And leave Larry all alone in the dark?
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[chuckles] Can you believe this guy?
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Larry's not here. He's dead.
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His ghost is here.
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All right, come on, Lenny.
Ghosts ain't real, huh?
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Yes, they are.
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I believe that Larry's ghost
is hovering above us,
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blowing out birthday candles,
helping figure skaters land their jumps,
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and cooling down hot soup
with his icy cold ghost finger.
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Lenny, Lenny, Lenny.
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Everybody knows that when you die,
your soul becomes cosmic energy
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until your consciousness is reborn
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as a creature
that befits your metaphysical station,
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be it mighty moose or a proud paramecium.
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Shut your traps, you deluded freaks.
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Here's the deal. When you croak,
it's just a sad silent void.
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Nothing.
And it's not even a regular nothing.
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It's an absence of everything, huh?
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Where no matter how hard you think,
you can't imagine how nothing it is.
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Like that abandoned mall
where the JCPenney's is full of bears?
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- [bear growls]
- No.
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[scoffs] You're all wrong.
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Why have questions when we have the Bible?
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I didn't serve 20 years to life in church
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not to cash in on those
frequent prayer miles.
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I can't wait till I die
so I can slide in next to Larry
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and eat buffalo angel wings for all
eternity without a celery stick in sight.
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- Ghosts.
- Void.
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- Space moose.
- Wings.
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Don't listen to them, Ghost Larry.
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Void!
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First pee of the day. Let's make it count.
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[yawning]
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[gasps] Larry, get back in your jar.
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What the hell is this?
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And this? And this?
What parts of Larry were these?
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[grunting]
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[whistles]
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Hey, Homer. What you doing down there?
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Sweet Tabasco Sally.
Is thems what I think thems is?
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Hmm. Sapphires.
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Larry's ashes were full of them.
What gives?
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Larry must have had
these Smurf stones crammed up his wazoo
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when they "crematized" him.
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He must have been moving
stolen gems across the northern border
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by stuffin' 'em
up his southern pass. [chuckles]
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All I knows is Larry is dead,
and we are rich.
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Oh, my God. You're right.
We gotta tell Lenny and Carl.
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Uh, whoa, whoa. Quick sidebar.
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Um... [chuckles] ...do we really wanna bother
our gentlemen friends
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with this here, uh,
"gem-alogical" situation?
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- Why wouldn't we?
- Oh, bless your heart.
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But... [chuckles] ...uh, whatever money
these corpse jewels yield,
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we'd be crazy to split it
four ways. [groans]
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- [groans]
- Look,
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you and me need this money
way more than Lenny and Carl.
239
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,663
All right? You got an expensive trophy
wife and, like, a thousand crazy kids.
240
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:31,041
And all I got is a crummy bar
full of toxic black mold.
241
00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,835
What? [coughs]
242
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,297
I guess I do have
a lot of financial burdens.
243
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,554
[Carl knocks on door] Hey, open up.
I gotta record my gum depth.
244
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:46,682
Two, two, two, three, two...
245
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,977
Okay, getting ready to lie to our friends.
And showtime.
246
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:54,899
- Good morning, dearest Carlton.
- I know what's going on in here.
247
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,817
[Homer, Moe stammering]
248
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,236
You guys were getting up early
249
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:02,823
to use the two free continental breakfast
vouchers without us.
250
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,993
Well, we're using them. Me and Larry.
251
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:10,372
Don't worry. We'll get our chance. Mmm.
252
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,589
Wait a sec.
This ain't the road to the falls.
253
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,341
Yeah, I took the scenic route.
254
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,385
I thought Larry would appreciate seeing
those wildflowers.
255
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,847
Guess who planted those?
Lady Bird Johnson.
256
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:27,973
What the hell, Lenny?
257
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:32,144
You know I gotta get back to save my lady
from the clutches of Kool & The Gang.
258
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,604
I thought you weren't worried.
259
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,147
Of course I'm worried.
260
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:38,526
They won
the 2014 Soul Train Music Legend Award.
261
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,277
- Now, let's get back on the highway.
- [screams]
262
00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:42,530
- [Carl] Give it--
- [tires screeching]
263
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,657
[all grunting]
264
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,159
- [Moe grunts]
- [Homer yelps]
265
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,538
[both grunting]
266
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:53,207
[Moe grunts]
267
00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,462
- Oh.
- [Moe sighs]
268
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,216
I'm sorry, Carl.
I'll get back on the highway.
269
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:06,387
No, you go however you want.
Let's do right by Larry.
270
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,016
- [tires squeal]
- [Homer gasps]
271
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[both] Larry!
272
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,022
[Moe, Homer] Our secret gems! [panting]
273
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,527
All right, nothing to see here, huh?
Just, uh, crystallized Larry chunks.
274
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:25,322
Gems. Gems, gems, gems. Gems.
Gems, gems. Precious gems.
275
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,867
There were sapphires in Larry's urn?
276
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,034
And you knew?
277
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,412
Look, guys, we can explain. You see--
278
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,205
Homer talked me into screwing youse over
279
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,457
so we could keep them gems
all for ourselves, all right?
280
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,668
- [Carl, Lenny] What?
- You liar!
281
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,711
[sheriff] Hands up!
282
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,423
Back away from the urn.
283
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:51,140
Y'all are under arrest for violating
section 545 of the US Commerce Code.
284
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,433
Jewel smuggling.
285
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,517
[all groan]
286
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:56,437
Y'all get in the "frunk."
287
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,521
[car alarm sounds]
288
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,403
[Carl, Lenny, Homer, Moe groans]
289
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:09,783
[Homer] Oh. Front trunk.
"Frunk." Now I get it. [chuckling]
290
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,789
[Homer, Lenny, Moe, Carl crying]
291
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,085
[Lenny] I'm not going to jail
'cause you two were gem smuggling.
292
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,921
It's worse than that, dummy.
293
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,840
Homer and Moe weren't gonna tell us
about the sapphires they found
294
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,425
in the Larry crumbs.
295
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,553
I wanted to tell you, but Homer
threatened to set my bar on fire.
296
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,473
What? You told me
to keep the gems a secret.
297
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,434
And I only listened to you
because I'm highly suggestible.
298
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,062
- No, you're not.
- You're right. I'm not.
299
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,146
Who cares?
300
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:42,274
All I know is we were
the victims of an A1 screw-job.
301
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,402
This is the worst thing
you guys have ever done.
302
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,613
- [Homer groans]
- Oh, yeah, Carl?
303
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,951
Well, what about when you won
a year's supply of Old El Paso taco kits
304
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,577
and never invited me over?
305
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,204
You won that contest?
306
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,206
I wrote the taco poem.
307
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,750
You must have submitted it as yours.
308
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,086
Maybe I just got tired
of hearing your voice
309
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,588
that sounds like a duck
with a sinus infection.
310
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:08,425
"The box contains
seasoning and five broken shells.
311
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,387
You and your family buy everything else.
312
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,930
Old El Paso."
313
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,808
He does sound like a duck.
Now, I'll never not hear it.
314
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,977
You knew broken shells are my thing.
315
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,979
[all grunting, groaning]
316
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,774
- [Carl] Hmm.
- [Homer grunts]
317
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,485
Is this what we're like when we're sober?
318
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,238
We're nothing like
the Sex and the City broads.
319
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,199
You take us out of that bar,
and what's holding us together?
320
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,283
Nothing.
321
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:38,163
And to think all Larry wanted out of life
was to be part of this friend group.
322
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,165
What a dumb, dead chump.
323
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:44,336
[sheriff] Hey, boss. I found the idiots
who took Larry's last haul.
324
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,423
They're just a bunch of losers
that hate each other. [chuckles]
325
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,632
[all groan]
326
00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:50,300
It's all taken care of.
327
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,721
Excellent work, Mickey No-Loose-Ends.
328
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,472
So what you want me to do with them?
329
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:59,143
Mmm, let them go. They know nothing.
330
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,271
Got it. No loose ends.
331
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,148
[magazine loading]
332
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:08,235
Ugh. I gotta pay more attention to
the nicknames when I hire these guys.
333
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:12,406
Now, can you go pick up Connie
at the airport, Bruno Wife-Banger?
334
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,366
Hey, with pleasure.
335
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,993
[whistling]
336
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,288
[Mickey No-Loose-Ends] No loose ends.
337
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,707
This psycho ain't a sheriff.
He's a psycho.
338
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:25,335
Oh. And we're his loose ends.
We're all gonna die.
339
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:28,922
Oh. What if Lenny's right
and we're all gonna be ghosts?
340
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:31,717
What if Moe is right and it's just a void?
341
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,427
Incomprehensible nothing.
342
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,679
I don't think I can handle that.
343
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,098
No, no, no.
Homer's heaven makes sense to me now.
344
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,101
Hey, Lord.
I repent everything I ever done.
345
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,271
That He knows about. [chuckles]
346
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:47,858
Guys, I think
Carl's stupid energy crap is real.
347
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:52,446
And I'm totally coming back as
one of those koalas with an STD.
348
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,406
[grunting]
349
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,663
[Homer grunting]
350
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,209
Hey, hey. Look at this.
351
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,836
I could blast him
when he opens the "frunk."
352
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,464
- That's our only hope.
- Flare gun. Flare gun will save us.
353
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,633
- [car alarm sounds]
- Time to get out. Whoa.
354
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,218
Eat flare, jerk.
355
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,303
[Homer, Carl, Moe, Lenny screaming]
356
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,557
- [Homer] Whew.
- [Carl] Oh.
357
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:22,101
- [Homer whimpers]
- [Moe groans]
358
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,061
[all scream]
359
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,145
Nobody move.
360
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,148
As long as our weight is balanced,
we're not going over.
361
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,067
Although, if one of us jumped out,
362
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,237
that person would save themselves
and everyone else would die.
363
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:37,074
So, any one of us could save themselves
and doom the rest?
364
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:38,700
[all] No!
365
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,957
Our only hope is to jump
out at the exact same time.
366
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:50,129
Either we all survive or we all find out
what the afterlife is. Together.
367
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,631
Unless it's the void.
In which case, we won't find out nothing.
368
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,216
Okay, on three.
369
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,135
One, two...
370
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,553
[all] Three.
371
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,930
- Yay. We did it.
- Whoo!
372
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,143
You don't jump on three.
You jump on "Go." One, two, three, go.
373
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978
The three is the "go."
374
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,148
Agree to disagree!
375
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:12,901
I probably should leave, but I can't.
376
00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:18,323
Got to make sure there's no...
[groans] ...loose ends.
377
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,036
Larry?
378
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,414
It can't be. It's another urn.
379
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:26,665
[screaming]
380
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,757
- [tires screech]
- [grunting]
381
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,092
[thuds]
382
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,554
[groans] What happened?
383
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,264
Ow. [groans]
384
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,141
Larry saved your life.
385
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,814
Wow. These electric cars
even explode quiet.
386
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:56,361
And look. We're right here
at Serenity Falls, Larry's special place.
387
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,698
{\an8}Wait. This don't look the same at all.
388
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,242
This whole stupid trip,
where we were driven apart
389
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:06,038
and then came back together
with a much deeper bond, was for nothing.
390
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,706
Oh, my God. Guys.
391
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:14,296
I think I know where Larry really wanted
us to take his death dust and bone chunks.
392
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,634
[singers] ♪ Cherish the love we have ♪
393
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:24,389
- ♪ We should cherish the life we live ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
394
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:28,185
Welcome home, Larry.
Enjoy your special place.
395
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,729
It's too bad we lost those sapphires.
396
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,648
I guess they fell out of the urn.
397
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,108
Yeah. It's a real mystery.
398
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,487
[Moe chuckles] Ow.
399
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,406
♪ Cherish the love we have ♪
400
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:46,954
♪ For as long as we both shall live ♪
401
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,081
Shh!
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