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Previously on Kyle XY:

- Go to the prom with me?
- Yes, I'd love to go with you.

Don't wear a tuxedo to a
funeral. Wear one to a prom.

Didn't you tell me that
going to a prom would be
a fate worse than death?

I'm not asking you to go
'cause there's no one else.

I'm asking 'cause you are
the only one I want to go with.

There are problems
with the prom?

Prom's a nightmare of mix-ups

with the decorators and
arguments with caterers.

I want prom to be the perfect
night, all I can think about

is table rentals
and non-refundable deposits.

Enter this in the contest.

I'm sure some three-chord
trite piece of crap will win.

Brian told me
all about Sarah.

He created me from Sarah's
genetics after she died.

- My name is Sarah.
- She's alive.

She wants to meet me, right?

- Sarah said she'd be here.
- She's not coming.

- I'm alone!
- You're not alone.

Her heart has stopped.

It's OK now. I'm here.

The people in Latnok aren't bad.
They're simply scientists

with a very clinical
point of view.

He's incredible.

More than we dreamed
we'd see in our lifetimes.

What are you watching?

"If you're not back by midnight,
you won't be coming home."

Oh! That's not good.

Why on earth would you
watch Prom Night? It's scary.

- Video research for the prom.
- You're researching the prom?

- And it led you to Prom Night?
- It had the most
straightforward title.

What else did you look at?

44 movies, 2.6 million websites,
and 37 young-adult novels.

"Prom is the most romantic
moment in a person's life.

The culmination of adolescence
and marks the beginning

- of the journey
into adulthood."
- Priscilla's Perfect Prom.

I love that book!

I wasn't always a cynic.

I know how important it is to
Amanda. I can't let her down.

I just need the perfect plan.

There's really no formula
for perfection.

Let me let you in
on a little life secret.

The more you expect,
the more you get let down.

Priscilla's prom was a disaster.
Her date leaves at the end.

Two chapters later, he's gay.

- Nice pep talk.
- Focus on having fun,
and you will.

Don't let your expectations
get the best of you.

Expectations.
To them, the word implied inevitable failure.

Was it wrong to have faith that
things could turn out well?

I'm not sure which was
more difficult to process,

the news that
Sarah's alive

or that you brought Jessi
back from the dead.

Has Sarah tried to
contact you?

No. And she won't.

She's put her
past behind her,

and I've accepted
that I need to do the same.

- Your leg is better.
- It's good as new.

- Just in time for me
to move on.
- Move on?

I wasn't pleased that Latnok
was willing to test Jessi
like a laboratory rat.

It made me realize how out of
touch we are with our humanity.

I need a break from
the Latnok community.

And I asked them
to give you a break.

For me?
I haven't even met them.

They've been watching you
for a while, waiting for an

opportunity to take a larger
role in your development.

They've been watching me?

Believe me, I wasn't
happy about it either.

But I've made it
very clear to them

that you have a whole lifetime
to be extraordinary.

Now is the time
for you to be ordinary.

So I'd ask you
to come along with me,

but I think we both know
what your answer would be.

Doesn't bother you that I
wouldn't want to leave
the Tragers?

I'll be back one day when
it's time for us to resume
our training.

In the meantime, I want you to
stay and enjoy what I never had.

- What's that?
- A life.

Sunset backdrop is
a no-show, so this gym won't

be transformed
into the ocean paradise I want.

We have time...

I know I made a huge deal
about the magic of prom,

but I'll be happy if it
wasn't a huge disaster.

This would be more fun
if we were allowed to inhale.

Would you get him out of here?

I don't think I should leave you
to deal with this by yourself.

I have 27 capable people to
help me hang lame streamers.

I, for one, am happy
to pass the helium torch.

Good. Save your energy
for the end of tonight.

Your sugar mama's
got big plans for you.

- There anything else I can do?
- No.

That was a lie.

You've just been busted
by the human lie detector.

Fess up, little lady.

- OK, if you want to help.
- I really want to.

You can pick up
my dress from the cleaners.

There was...
It's a long story, but...

I'd be happy to.

Don't have to bring
everything. We can start fresh.

- I can get you
some new clothes.
- Why?

Because of the memories
of Taylor not being exactly...

A good father?

I'm glad he left.

But I like my clothes.
I even like this room.

It's the first place I've
ever been able to call mine.

- This brings back memories.
- Good ones?

Good at the time.

Sometimes I wonder if it's
worth having good memories.

When things go wrong,
you almost resent the happy
moments, like they failed you.

That picture
reminds me of Kyle

and everything we've
been through together.

I hope I never
have to resent that.

I hope you never have to.

- We should leave Seattle.
- Where would we go?

- Somewhere. Anywhere else.
- Because of Latnok?

I don't know. Maybe.

Seattle was a cage for me for
20 years, and being back here,
I feel trapped.

- Would that be OK with you?
- Yeah. Of course.

Andy says she has big plans for
me. You know what that means?

This dress is silver.

You already said that.
Not important.

- It's supposed to be yellow.
- We're talking about me now.

Sorry.
What does it mean?

I need to be ready
to round the bases.

Round the bases?

Prom night often results
in extra bases.

Considering I slid in
to second a few weeks ago,

I'm looking at third base,
if not a homer.

You should know I have no idea
what you're talking about.

- Sex. I'm talking about sex.
- Oh.

Yeah. And I've never...
you know.

- Had it.
- With another person.

Never mind.

The importance of
prom night sex was portrayed

- in 82 percent
of the movies I watched.
- See?

Since 17 percent also ended
with young teens being
fatally mutilated,

I assumed it was
a cinematic convention.

Afraid not, buddy. For much
of the adolescent universe,

the whole dance
is basically just foreplay.

Is sex part of the
perfect prom equation?

Don't you worry about it.

Something tells me sex isn't
part of yours and Amanda's
G-rated prom fantasy.

- What is it?
- Nothing.

Uh, no. No line-dance
songs. Come on.

What?

- You know it's inevitable.
- Not if I can help it.

- Come on! It's a prom must-do.
- Then I think I must puke.

Are you sure you don't want
to just DJ the prom yourself?

Please. Have you seen
those geeks that DJ the proms?

Hilarious.

Besides, I'm supposed to be
having the time of my life.

You mean the lyric
you actually neglected

to include
in your theme song?

It's been done.

Besides, we both know that
there's zero chance of winning
that contest tonight

with my reedy voice and the
12th-rate acoustic recording.

Wow. You're really not
expecting much, are you?

The thing about expectations...
You know what? Forget it.

I've already busted out
that speech once today.

- So jaded for so young.
- Enough with the young already.

- What's all this?
- Amanda changed her dress,

so the vest and the corsage
I chose don't match unless
I dye them.

Can I help? I know
this may surprise you,

but I used to be kinda good
at arts and crafts.

I stripped silver nitrate
off some old rolls of film

and combined it with
aluminum potassium sulfate.

I'm having trouble stabilizing
polyvalent metal ions

needed to act as a mortar
to set the dye pigment.

I once made a house
out of Popsicle sticks.

The dye is too dark and won't
stick properly to the fabric.

Oh. Well, I'm sure
Amanda will understand.

She will understand.
That's the problem.

She's already given up hope
of having a good prom,
but she shouldn't.

I wanna make sure it's
everything she wished for.

Don't put too much
pressure on yourself.

Sometimes trying too hard
to make things perfect

can blow up in your face.

Hey.

- How are you?
- Alive, thanks to you.

You've made a mess.

I don't know why
the formula didn't work.

Let me see what I can do.

What are you looking for?

Adam said Latnok is watching me.

He told them to stop, but I
feel like someone's out there.

I think Latnok is creepy.
So does Sarah.

How have things
been going with her?

New. Exciting.

A little scary.
She wants to leave town.

- Why?
- To start over.

Jessi...

No, it's OK.
Sarah really wants this.

- Well, what do you want?
- I want what you have.
A family.

Have you told her
you'd rather stay?

- No, I can't do that.
- Why not?

Because what if
she leaves anyway?

Jessi.

Not everyone who cares about you
is going to disappoint you.

All I know is I'm being given
a chance to have a real life.

I'm not gonna do anything
to mess it up.

You're missing ten milligrams
of nickel iodine.

- Good. I need to talk to you.
- Now's not the best time, Dad.

It's never an appropriate time
for a man to warn his daughter

not to get involved with his
teaching assistant, and yet,
here we are.

I'm not getting
involved with Mark.

In case you
haven't noticed,

I'm in a towel getting ready
for prom with Declan.

A much better age-appropriate,
all-around good choice,
I'm thinking.

My year of strumming sad chords
was sponsored by Mr. Declan
McDonough.

Not to mention my disappearing
reappearing virtue.

- And about that...
- Don't worry, Dad.
Store's closed.

- What store?
- Tragerporium is locked tight.

No weekend sales,
no limited time offers.

Security system's armed. Guard
dogs are roaming the aisle.

We're encouraging
window shopping, wanna keep
the public interested.

But tonight
will not be about sex.

I thought prom
was foreplay

for much of the
adolescent universe.

- Says who?
- Josh.

- Josh?
- What's up?

- Not you, that's for sure.
- What?

There'll be no sex had by you.
Not any of you.

Not tonight, tomorrow,
or hopefully in my lifetime.

Smile.

- What did you do?
- Is it that obvious?

Last time you had that look,
you realized Josh found
your old pot stash.

OK, so which parental sin
did you commit?

The "don't blow
the sex talk" one.

We already had
that talk with Lori.

I'm not talking
about Lori, or Kyle.

Josh?

- Oh, Stephen, he's not ready.

- I know.

- You have to talk to him again.

- Why aren't you moving?
- I don't know.

You only have a small window
of opportunity to correct this.

- I can't do it.
- Yes. Yes, you can.

You can. You are a smart,
educated, progressive,
thoughtful man,

and an excellent father.
Don't psych yourself out.

Just go.

It looks like all
the stains came out.

Thank you for
coming over to help out.

How can I pass up my last
opportunity to prove that
I'm smarter than you?

Very funny.

I'm not, you know, smarter.

I try harder to impress people.
But you already knew that.

You don't have to
do that anymore.

You never have to prove yourself
to anyone ever again.

If anything, people should start
proving themselves to you.

You really don't want
to see me leave, do you?

You're my friend, Jessi.

I don't want to lose you.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I have your dress.
It's not yellow.

I know. Dry cleaners
accidentally shredded
my original dress,

so I had to make
a last-minute switch.

At least now I'll match the gym.

- How are things
going down there?
- Almost done.

Mind dropping
the dress off at school?

At the school?
Won't you be home soon?

I'm taking some precautions,
in case decorations committee

hits a snag and
I have to get ready here.

- I'm coming to help you.
- Kyle, don't.
I'm dirty and a mess.

Even though everything
else is a bust,

I don't want you to see me.
Send the dress.

- But I...
- Promise me you won't come in.

- I promise.
- Good.

- It's still wet.
- I'll take care of it.

I should at least take it
to her and explain.

Kyle, you need to get ready.

I'll finish the dress,
and I'll take it to Amanda.
It'll all be OK.

You want to do
something nice for Amanda?

No, but I'd like to do
something nice for you.

Come in.

What's with the shades?

- Whoa!
- Yeah.

All the makeup, like,
ever, is on your face.

I wanna look "va va voomy"
for Josh,

but I keep coming up
with vampire clown whore.

- Can you help me?
- You have two moms.

Doesn't one wear lip-gloss?

My moms think that makeup
is an ageist, sexist ploy

to devalue the feminine form
in its natural state,

perpetuating unrealistic
myths and expectations.

Yeah. Well, maybe it is.

Come here.

- Nice job.
- I downloaded
an instructional diagram.

Stephen will be disappointed
he wasn't able to help.

The ultimate father-son
prom ritual. I forgot.

No, no. Don't worry
about Stephen.

Don't worry about
anyone but yourself.

- And Amanda.
- And Amanda.

Oh. Beautiful.

Got it from the rose garden
where we had our first kiss.

- You thought of everything.
- I tried.

Don't forget to stop
and smell the roses every
so often yourself tonight.

Double-dyeing the corsage
eliminated scent...

You mean to focus less
on making things perfect

and more on
having a good time.

Yes.

Look at you.

When you first came here,
everything in the world was new.

Look at all

you've learned.

you've overcome.

Tonight's a celebration of that.
Just breathe and enjoy it.

I'm sorry you had to
say goodbye to Adam.

He's doing what
he thinks is best for me.

Still, I know it's hard
to say goodbye to family.

Adam created me.

He's my mentor and my friend.

But you are my family.

Your decorations are ugly.

They'll look better once
we turn the lights down.

All right. Fine. It sucks.

It's like Charlie Brown's
Christmas tree.

- I don't know what that means.
- Ugly. It means ugly.

Everyone else left,
so I don't have time to go home.

I have to get ready here.

I just wanted to make it
special for Kyle, but I blew it.

Anyways,
thanks for the dress.

Did you
deliver the dress?

- Your prom is
going to be terrible.
- Why?

Well, the decorations
are a disaster,

Amanda has to get ready
in the locker room.

Why didn't she ask me for help?

- She wanted to
make it special for you.
- She did?

Maybe if you two stopped working
so hard to make it special,
you'd enjoy it more.

Maybe there's something
I can do to fix it.

- I figured you'd say that.
- Which is why you called.
Thank you.

This doesn't mean I like her,
by the way.

I know.

Thanks to Jessi,

I had an idea of how to make
Amanda's night better.

Her expectations may have
disappeared, but my desire
to surpass them hadn't.

Could this day
get any worse?

Not funny.

I thought you could use
some help getting ready.

What?

Did you poison my makeup
or put fleas in my dress?

I think you like
being mean to me.

That's a bit of the pot calling
the kettle black, isn't it?

- Pot and the kettle are black.
- My point exactly.

After tonight,
it doesn't matter.

What's that
supposed to mean?

It means I'm leaving town.

- I'm sorry to hear that.
- Why? You hate me.

I know how important
you are to Kyle.

When you care
about somebody,

you want to put
their feelings first.

- So, how's it going?
- All set.

You have to scuff

the bottom of your shoes
before you walk in them.

- Helps give you traction.
- I didn't know that.

I didn't either.
Kyle told me.

The prom know-it-all
strikes again.

- So, listen...
- Please don't.

- I have to.
- Could you make it
quick and painless?

Quick and painless?
Don't use this.

You don't want me
to have safe sex?

No.

I... I mean yes. I do
want you to have safe sex,

but, no, I don't want you
to have sex at all.

Wait till you know
you're ready,

till you and Andy
know you're ready.

It'll mean a whole
lot more if you do.

But if you decide
to ignore everything I say

and make your own
life-altering,

no-going-back
decision to have sex,

forever changing the
relationship you have with Andy,

then I want you
to be protected.

- Can I go now?
- Yes.

Hold up.

You don't want a
screwy loop here.

OK.

Good to go.

- Thanks, Dad.
- You're welcome.

Hey, handsome.

So, how was the talk,
part two?

A little like that condom
I just gave our son.

Clumsy, awkward,
but hopefully effective.

Sure you're OK with missing
dinner to help with my plan?

Do you think
for one minute Lori

would let us miss an opportunity
to help you and Amanda?

We're skipping
the pre-prom dinner? Sweet.

- You were paying for that part?
- I was, indeed.

What's taking them so long? I've
been gorgeous for hours already.

Let's go, people!
We have a prom to save!

You are ruining our entrance.

- Lori, you look...
- Yeah, yeah. Josh?

What you are
about to experience

is a defining moment
in your otherwise idiotic life.

Do not mess it up.

- Looking good, Trager.
- Not bad yourself, McDonough.

Where's...

...Andy?

All my research
had been right.

No matter what anyone said
about expectations,

everyone hoped this would be
the best night of their lives.

Oh, my God!

I knew that more
than helping Amanda,

my night had just become
about making sure everyone
got their wish.

Ow!

- You did that on purpose.
- Maybe.

Wow.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Jessi helped me.
- You did?

I didn't want to,
but she was really pathetic.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

Good to know girl-bonding
didn't upset nature.

- What time is it?
- Relax. We're here early.

Kyle's waiting
for you in the gym.

- You've gone soft.
- I had a near-death experience.

It's gonna take me a few days
to return to normal.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- It's perfect.
- I had a little help.

♪ Bounce with me ♪

Heel, toe, heel, clap, clap.
Heel, toe, heel, clap, clap.

I think the problem is
my two left feet.

I never noticed.
How do you buy shoes?

It's an expression.
But you knew that, didn't you?

- Those jewels aren't real!
- Whatever, Hilary.

Don't drink that.
Someone spiked the punch.

That's impossible.

It happens at
68 percent of all proms.

I have to take care of this.

Something's leaking by the DJ.
There's water everywhere.

I'm on it.

- Where's Declan?
- Hopefully not looking for me.

Where's Andy?

I ditched her
on the dance floor.

A man needs a break,
you know?

♪ So come on down
and let it out ♪

Why are you both
hiding from your dates?

You want this one?

He's freaking out about
whether to have sex with Andy.

- She wants this.
I can't blame her.
- Ew.

But she's so much more
experienced than I am.

- So, yeah,
I'm totally freaking out.
- Right.

Your turn.

She doesn't know
whether or not

to get back together
with Declan.

Yep.

- Prom is stressful.
- True that.

It doesn't have to be.

Are you kidding? You've
been flipping out all week.

I know. But Nicole
taught me something.

You're busting out
a mom moment right now?

She said that tonight is
a celebration of how far

we've come, and we should
just let it happen and enjoy it.

I have come a long way.

- From dumb to dumber.
- Better than a slut
to sluttier.

That's the old me.

Which means I have
come a long way.

That Nicole Trager,
she's pretty good.

Yes, she is.

You're not
so bad yourself.

Shall we?

OK.

- All right. Tell me the truth.
- About what?

We lost the song contest,
didn't we?

- We lost the song contest.
- Well, that's just...

- ...fine, actually.
- Is it?

Yeah. I didn't write
that song for this.

I wrote it because
I had something to say
about myself and...

- ...everyone here tonight.
- No one's heard it except me.

The perils of the
undiscovered songwriting duo.

Destined for a
lonely life on the road.

With only their college degrees
to keep them warm at night.

- PhDs, please.
- You have a PhD?

Not yet. How old
do you think I am?

How old are you?

- I'm 19.
- You're only 19?

I was sort of an early bloomer,
academically speaking.

And you've been torturing me
about being so young.

You are unbelievable.

But I'm half of a pretty
great songwriting duo.

I don't know about great.
You heard the song.

But have you?

♪ When I refer
to the mothership ♪

♪ You can be sure that
it ain't Close Encounters ♪

Hello, everyone. I hope
you're all having a great night.

This song is not the winner
of the prom theme contest.

I thought that everybody should
get a chance to hear this song.

It's written by someone who,
in my opinion,

knows a whole lot more
about who she is

and really what life's all about
than she will ever admit.

So, enjoy it.

♪ I didn't hear
when they said it ♪

♪ Time heals a wounded heart ♪

♪ I'm floating
and I wonder... ♪

This isn't... How...?

I'm a computer genius, remember?

♪ Where things won't fall apart
in front of me ♪

♪ Tonight shines a light
Now I can see ♪

♪ Everything's right
in front of me ♪

♪ Opportunity
Take a chance in romance ♪

♪ Let's see what
this life can be ♪

- What are you doing up here?
- Roof leak.

What about you? I thought
you went home hours ago.

- What do they call it?
A last hurrah?
- A last hurrah?

- You're leaving
with Sarah tonight.
- Yeah.

You're not gonna
ask her to stay?

Amanda said something
to me earlier.

If you care about someone,
you want to put their
feelings first.

I want to
do that for Sarah.

I understand. I guess I wish
she'd done the same for you.

Thank you
for your help tonight.

It's amazing what we can
accomplish when we
work together, isn't it?

I'm gonna miss you, Jessi.

No, you're not.

Because no matter where I am,
we're always connected.

- That's true.
- Even if I am smarter.

- Stronger.
- Faster.

You, uh...

You better get back in there
and make some more memories.

They're kinda hard to come by
for people like you and me.

You should come down, too.

A last hurrah.

A last hurrah.

You've been following me.

- Nice tux.
- Why all the secrecy?

I didn't want to distract you.

You're worried
about Latnok, aren't you?

- You don't trust them either.
- Well, they're scientists.

I don't know if
they should be trusted.

Do I have anything
to worry about?

You should always worry.

Not tonight.

Tonight is about Amanda.
We'll be fine.

OK. I'll go.

But, Foss.

Thanks for looking out for me.

- God, I love a man in a tux.
- Me, too.

I mean, I like being
the man you love in a tux.

So we've had
our pictures taken.

We've danced. We've eaten weird
French hors d'oeuvrey things.

We've covered every prom cliché
in the book, and now I think

we should move onto our
end of the night festivities.

OK...

Let me begin by saying
you're the hottest girl I know,

and I fantasize about having sex
with you all the time.

And I really wanted to
have sex with you tonight.

But then my dad
comes up to me

and didn't make sense
about what he was trying to say

and wanted to give me a condom,
and it all became real.

And anyway,
I just don't think we should.

You think I wanted to
give it up to you tonight?

Didn't you?

Losing my virginity on
prom night is the most cliché
of all things cliché.

What kind of sentimental
loser do you think I am?

- Wait. You're a virgin?
- Why wouldn't I be?

So what did you mean then,
if not sex?

Triple chocolate sundaes

and me kicking your ass
yet again in G-Force Extreme.

Really?

Really.

There you are. I'm finally
done putting out fires.

- I assume there were no fires.
- No, no fires.

- A flood or two.
- I guess there was
more than one leak.

The cleaning crew will get it.
I think it's time for a dance.

I think that sounds great.

Have a great night, everyone.
Prom as we know it has ended.

- It's over.
- It doesn't have to be.

May I have this dance?

Gotta go, pumpkins.
I got a tiara to stalk.

- Good night.
- Later, Hils.

So what's next on our
Hilary-approved itinerary?

How'd you know?

'Cause she had that glint
of a job well done in her eyes.

I didn't want to
mess anything up.

How could you think
you could mess it up?

I feel like that's all
I've ever done

since the first time
we got together.

I couldn't even
break up with you properly.

- We're so past that.
- Look.

I know I said I'd be more open
and all that, so let me do this.

Right. Sorry.
Continue with your openness.

I really like you, Lori.

I always have.

I don't know where you stand
with me or with what
we're supposed to be,

but I want you to know
that it's in your hands.

It's in my hands? Why?

'Cause I heard your song
tonight. Really heard it.

The girl who wrote it
has got her whole future
in front of her.

I don't wanna be the one
that holds her back.

You know what's amazing is you
really know me, and you get me.

I care about you so much.

But you're right.
I don't wanna move backwards.

Or even stay
in the same place.

So I think that means that
we shouldn't be together.

Is that OK?

I remember it's part of the
whole "it's in your hands"
thing.

- Do you mean it?
- Trager, you're one
of my best friends.

All I want is
for you to be happy.

- Don't know if I deserve that.
- Trust me, you do.

♪ With everything
I've ever done ♪

♪ I'd give it all to everyone
for one more day ♪

♪ Another night
I'm waking through ♪

- You did that, didn't you?
- Maybe.

♪ I can't break ♪

- So how do you do it all?
- Do what?

Everything I've seen you do.

My brain is more developed
than other people's.

So it allows me
to do special things.

Kinda like Superman,
only real?

- Can you fly?
- I'm not gonna tell you that

until you tell me something
I don't know about you.

- Not this again.
- It's only fair.

You may not know that...

♪ Let's make the best
of tonight ♪

...I love you.

♪ Here comes
the rest of our lives ♪

You do?

I do.

I love you, too.

♪ The time when it was
me and you ♪

Here, don't get
your feet wet.

♪ Another face
Another friend ♪

♪ Another place
Another end ♪

♪ But I'll hang on ♪

There's a reason
why people say we shouldn't
expect too much.

No one wants to see someone
they care about end up
disappointed.

♪ And it's a long way home ♪

♪ So don't wait ♪

♪ For someone to
tell you it's too late ♪

♪ 'Cause these are
the best days ♪

♪ There's always
something tomorrow ♪

We instinctively act to
protect our own from being hurt

and do what we can
to make the right choices
for the people we love.

But the reason we have
expectations in the first place

is because we want to aim
as high as we can.

Because when you love someone,

there's no limit to what
you can accomplish.

♪ The rest of our lives ♪

I left my
other clothes inside.

- I'll get them.
- No, I will.

- No, let me help you.
- Again.

Always.

- Got everything you need?
- I do now.