All language subtitles for Family Affair s02e10 You Like Buffy Better

Your tie, sir.

Oh, thanks.

How are we fixed for time?

Oh, quite good, I think, sir.

Yes, Miss Peterson will be arriving in a
few minutes.

Uncle Bill, want to see something real
good?

Yeah, what is it, Jody?

A bridge they're making at school.

Oh, sure, a bridge. Well, that's a fine
-looking bridge, isn't it, French?

Oh, most impressive, sir. Oh, now, if
you'll excuse me, I'll return to the

kitchen. We don't want our beef
wellington overdone, do we, sir? Yeah.

Oh, and remember, sir, we are on a
rather tight schedule.

Uh -huh. Of course.

It's only half finished.

Oh, sure.

You know, I put a bridge like that over
the Amazon once.

Like mine?

Yep.

If we make a good bridge, I might get an
A.

We? Now, wait a minute. Did your teacher
say it was all right for me to help?

Sure. It's okay for dads and kids to
work together, just as long as they

it.

Well, if it's okay for dads, then it's
okay for uncles, too.

Now, first thing we gotta do is beef up
these girders here.

Uncle Bill, guess what happened at
dancing school today?

Hmm? Buffy, we're busy working.

We can spare a minute for Buffy.

You see?

Well, what happened was, Madam Leontron
had to pick four of us dancers to try

out for a TV show.

And I was one of the four she picked to
try out.

Well, that's just great.

Uncle Bill, when we get it finished,
what color are we going to paint it?

Gee, I don't know.

I thought I could do my buttercup dance
for the edition.

Who cares about buttercups?

We're building a bridge.

Oh, Miss Peterson will be here in a
moment.

Oh, your tie, sir.

Right, my tie.

We're going to get the paint, Uncle
Bill.

Well, let's get it built first, and then
we'll worry about the paint, huh?

It's Miss Peterson.

Well, I'll be ready. I'll be ready now.

I do hope so, sir.

Another lady, just when we're getting
somewhere.

Allow me, Miss Peterson.

And how nice it is to see you again.

Do sit down, please. Thank you.

My, what's the heavenly aroma?

Oh, that's beef wellington. It's a
speciality of ours.

Yes, if you'll excuse me. You make a
marvelous perfume.

Thank you.

Miss Peterson?

Yes?

I'm Buffy, and that's Jody. And Uncle
Bill will be out in a minute.

Hi, Pat.

I see you met the kids.

They've introduced themselves.

Okay, you kids go on and hit the sack
now. We'll be in and say goodnight in a

minute. Go on.

Come on.

She's pretty.

Yeah.

But I wish Uncle Bill would have helped
me with my bread.

Well, at Uncle Bill's age, men are just
more interested in pretty ladies than in

little kids.

Would you like to go to sleep right
away, Mrs. Beasley, or would you like to

talk a while?

Good. I had a real exciting day today,
Mrs. Beasley, but nobody seems very

interested, except you.

I tried to tell Uncle Bill about what
happened at dancing school, but all he

was pretend to listen. He really wasn't.

Even when I told him about me being on
TV and dancing.

All he did was sit and talk to Jody
about that bridge.

Let's face it, Mrs. Beasley.

Uncle Bill likes Jody better than me.

She has to go to school tomorrow?

Oh, yeah, but this was important.

Oh, you've been waiting up for me, huh?

Okay. What is it, a new boyfriend or a
new record album?

No, it's Buffy.

I think you'd better talk to her. Buffy?
Mm -hmm.

She thinks that you like Jody better
than you like her.

Where'd she get an idea like that?

From you.

She thinks that you were more interested
in Jody and his bridge than in her

dancing on TV.

Well... Come to think of it, maybe I
did. I don't know.

Anyway, I'll square it up with her
tomorrow.

Got anything else on your mind?

I wanted to tell you about my new
boyfriend, Ronnie Bartlett.

Oh, okay.

Well, listen, could we do that tomorrow
night? I mean, it's past midnight now.

Yeah, I guess so.

Sure.

Okay.

Gee, Mrs. Beasley, I'm glad you're not a
man.

At least I have one friend.

Busy? No, Uncle Bill.

Listen, I'm sorry about last night.

Last night?

Yeah, I knew you were all excited about
what happened at dancing school, and I

guess I wouldn't pay enough attention.

Oh, that's all right, Uncle Bill.

I understand.

You were busy with Jody.

Well, I'm really very proud of you,
Buffy.

I mean, one of four kids picked out for
the audition.

How about that?

Yeah, and if I'm the best at the
audition, I get to go on TV.

Oh, you be the best.

You can just knock them dead with that
buttercup dance.

You want to give me a little preview
now?

You really want to see me?

Me?

Sure I do.

Uncle Bill, could I talk to you now?

Sure, go ahead. She's pretty good, huh?

It's about, you know, Ronnie Bartlett?
Yeah.

Who?

Ronnie Bartlett, Uncle Bill.

Did you like my pirouette?

Oh, it was grand. Sure, you're going to
win, too, and we'll be real proud of

you. Uncle Bill, I'm trying to tell you
about my boyfriend.

I want him to meet you.

Yeah, I know. I want to meet him. Just
bring him over sometime.

I do it better with my costume on, all
fluffy and buttercup -y.

When would be a good time?

Good time for what?

Uncle Bill to bring Ronnie over to meet
you.

Oh, him. Uncle Bill, I put in those
pencil girders like we decided, but they

keep falling out of place.

Oh, yeah, well, I see what the problem
is there.

What should I tell Ronnie?

Well... We better get our schedule
straight first.

When's your audition?

Tomorrow at 4 .30 at Mr.

Langley's office.

He's the producer.

Mr. French is going to take me.

Eric Langley?

I think so.

Oh, well, I know. Here, here, Jody. I'm
going to call him up and tell him that

you're my niece.

Uncle Bill, when are we going to talk
about Ronnie?

Oh,

in a minute now, honey. Just let me get
this call in for Buffy.

Hello. Mr.

Langley, please.

Bill Davis calling.

Yeah.

Hello, Eric.

Listen, I hear you're doing a TV show
with some children dancing.

Well, I just want to tell you that one
of the kids that's coming in to audition

is my niece.

Huh?

Buffy Davis?

No, Buffy. Yeah.

Right. Well, I look forward to seeing
you too, Eric.

Yeah, yeah. Well, look, hey, I'll tell
you what. I'll bring Buffy and myself,

okay?

Right, okay.

Right, bye -bye.

Sissy.

It's been almost two days.

Haven't you talked to your Uncle Bobby
yet?

Well, sure.

A couple of times.

Only never when he was listening.

If we're going to go steady, I'll be
around your house an awful lot.

Why don't you come over tonight?

Just to meet him face to face.

Are you sure he'll like me?

Well, of course he'll like you.

I like you.

French, I cut the Argentine conference a
little short. Buffy, ready to go?

Yes, I believe so, sir, but I could take
her if you like.

No, no, no, I have to take her now. I've
got to show her that I really care, you

understand?

What's on your mind?

Well, sir, I just thought you would like
to spend some time with Jody.

Jody?

Well, sir... Well, what, what?

Well, sir, you remember the little
bridge?

Oh, sure, the bridge. Look, I'll take
care of Jody when I get finished with

Buffy, all right?

Yes, sir, but Jody seemed to think that
you'd lost interest in it, and he came

to me for assistance.

Uh -huh.

Well, I'm afraid I botched it up
completely, sir.

I'm not an engineer. I was merely doing
my best.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's all
right. Where is he?

Oh, in his room, sir, feeling very sorry
for himself.

Okay, well, I'll go talk to him. I'll be
right back to take Buffy.

Yes, sir.

Let's have it.

Have what?

What's bothering you?

Nothing.

How come you got such a long face then?

I'm okay.

Gee, what happened to our bridge? It
looks like it's shrinking.

I don't care about any old bridge.

Oh.

What'd you start it for in the first
place?

It was just something to do.

Gee, I had the idea you were real
interested in building a bridge.

I was for a while.

What's your teacher going to say about
us quitting code?

Uncle Bill, I didn't do it for my
teacher.

I did because I wanted to be an engineer
just like you.

Well, I didn't know you felt that way
about it.

All right, you better learn the first
rule of engineering. That's if you start

bridge, you finish it, see?

Yeah. Okay.

Come on, we'll see what the problem is
here.

When I put the girders on, the braces
fell off.

Well, that's because you didn't put the
girders on right, see? The braces go on

the outside.

I'll show you.

Boy, this is going to be a real bridge,
isn't it, Uncle Bill?

You bet.

Time to go, sir.

Anton said we didn't want to be late.

Yeah. Well, Jody, we'll get back to this
first thing. I've got to take Buffy to

that audition.

You understand, don't you?

Sure. I understand.

Good boy. I'll see you later.

Come on.

How long has your little girl been
taking dancing lessons?

Oh, about a year.

Alicia here has never lost a contest.

Her teacher says she's going to be the
greatest dancer of this generation.

Perhaps another pavlova. I don't want to
be a pavlova.

Nonsense. I don't even want to be a
ballet dancer. I want to be an airline

stewardess. Shut up, Alicia. If mother
says you're going to dance, you'll

Mr. Davis, Mr.

Langley, we'll see you now.

Thank you.

Bill.

Hi, Eric. Hi, Bill. How are you?

And this is your little ballerina.

Buffy, say hello to Mr. Langley.

Pleased to meet you, sir.

It's nice to meet you.

Here, I'll take your coat. What kind of
music would you like, Buffy?

of the sugar plum fairy.

She does her buttercup number. Yes, they
all do. Miss Dawson, another sugar

plum.

Uh, Bill.

Uh -huh. If you don't mind, please.
Yeah, yeah.

Let me level with you. Buffy is a
delightful little girl, but she's not

I've seen today.

Oh, I don't mean that she won't be a
professional in time, but for this part,

must go with the one I feel is best.

Oh, sure. Well, I'll explain to her.

Let's play a little golf soon. Yeah,
yeah. We'll do.

Come on.

Goodbye, Miss Langley.

Bye -bye. Bye -bye, Buffy. We'll call
you. Yes.

Thank you.

Well, sir, of course we were selected.

Not exactly.

I was terrible.

Oh, I'm sorry, sir. It's always a blow
to be rejected at any age.

Yeah, I'd better go talk to her some
more.

Yes, oh, sir, if you could spare a
moment to see Jody, sir.

Huh? Well, he threw his bridge into the
wastebasket.

Oh, no.

Yes, sir, he says you like Buffy better
than him, sir.

Okay.

Now, why'd you throw that away?

I don't know why.

Well, I told you we were going to get
right back to it.

We were so busy with Buffy, I never
thought we would.

Now, you know I just had to take her to
the dance audition.

Excuse me, sir, but a small problem in
the living room.

Buffy again?

No, sir, Sissy.

Her boyfriend, Master Bartlett, sir.

Jody, I'll be right back.

I know, whenever you get a chance.

Uncle Bill.

This is Ronnie Bartlett.

We're going steady.

Oh, that's so.

Yes, sir.

Steady.

Just what does going steady mean at your
age?

Well, it just means that Ronnie and I
are going to date only each other.

But someday, maybe in a couple of years,
we're going to get married.

Married.

Is that your understanding?

Yes, sir.

I think so, sir.

Uh -huh.

Well, Sissy, I wish we could have talked
this over a little first.

Well, I wanted to, Uncle Bill, but
lately you've been so busy with Buffy

Jody. Yeah, yeah, I guess I have. Well,
Sissy, would you mind leaving us alone

for just a few minutes? I want to have a
little talk with Ronnie.

Sit down. Sit down.

So you want to marry Sissy?

Not exactly.

What do you mean, not exactly?

What exactly?

Well, we weren't thinking of marrying.

Not for a couple years at least.

Oh, I see.

Well, in a couple of years, you should
be just getting out of high school,

right?

Yes, sir.

You got some kind of job lined up?

No, not yet.

Well, you know, marriage is a little
more than going to the justice of the

peace. You have to have some place to
live, you know.

I know.

How much money you got in the bank?

$32. Almost.

$32.

Well, in a couple of years, you ought to
have maybe $132.

That'll get you past the preacher and
pay the first month's rent.

What are you going to do after that?

I don't know.

I can borrow some records and a couple
of ham... hamburgers.

That's all we need this week.

Well, I'll tell you what you'll do after
that.

Now, you're going to drop out of school,
so that means you'll have to take the

first job that comes along.

Refreshments, gentlemen?

Yes. Thank you.

Then the first thing you know, you're
going to be supporting a wife and six

squalling kids in a one -room flat for
the rest of your life.

Oh.

Now, me, sir.

Sir? I'd better be going, sir.

Oh. I just remembered I had some
homework.

Anything you want me to tell Sissy?

Tell her.

I'll see her one of these days.

All right.

Well, she's carried on steady.

Where's Ronnie?

Oh, he had to leave.

Without even saying goodbye?

Mm -hmm.

Uncle Bill.

What did you tell him?

Just a few facts.

You told him we couldn't go steady.

No, I did not tell him that. He just
figured it out for himself, I guess.

Uncle Bill, you've ruined my life. I
love Ronnie.

Is there anything I can do, sir?

No, I guess I've done about all anybody
can.

I've got three kids and I managed to
make them all miserable.

I don't even know how it happened.

Well, if I may say so, sir, I don't
think it's entirely your fault.

What do you mean by that? Who else did
it?

Well, sir, I wouldn't say that the
children were entirely guiltless.

There's a certain, well, selfishness, a
desire to monopolize your time.

I think you got a point there, French.

Sissy!

Buffy, Jody, get out of here.

It's time we had a little family
meeting.

All right, now, there's been an awful
lot of grumbling and beefing around

and we're going to put a stop to it
right now.

Now, I don't pretend to be any great
shakes at this parent business. I know

still clumsy at it, and I make some
mistakes, but...

I can just do the best I know how, and I
have to do what I think is best for all

of us.

Now, sissy, you think that I've been
unfair with you about Ronnie.

But, uh, and maybe I have, but I'm an
adult, and I have to call these shots

way I see them.

Now, I don't mind you seeing Ronnie now
and then, but right now, I think you're

too young to be going steady with
anybody.

Understood?

Yes, Uncle Bill.

Now, Jody, you want to be an engineer?

Okay, there's one thing an engineer does
not do, and that's throw away his

bridge just because he's mad at
somebody. You got that?

Yes, Uncle Bill.

Now,

Buffy, you want a theatrical career.

Well, the first thing you've got to
learn is to take it on the chin because

there's going to be an awful lot of
contests, and you can't win them all.

And if you're going to cry over everyone
you lose, then you're going to spend

more time crying than you are dancing.

I'm sorry, Uncle Bill.

Okay.

Now, also, I am only one guy, and I love
you all very much, but there are just

so many hours in the day.

Any questions?

I have a question.

Okay.

What happened to the old ones?

I threw them out the window.