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Oh, it's happening!
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It's finally, finally happening.
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Physical form?
Don't mind if I do!
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Oh! What just happened?
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Oh! Oh, man.
This is bad.
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This is real bad.
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Guys, we've got a situation.
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All right, listen up,
you one-life-spanned,
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three-dimensional,
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five-sensed skin puppets.
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For a trillion years,
I've been trapped
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in my own decaying dimension,
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waiting for a new universe
to call my own.
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Name's Bill, but you can call me
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your new lord and master
for all eternity.
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Now meet the gang of
interdimensional criminals
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and nightmares
I call my friends.
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8 Ball, Kryptos,
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The Being Whose Name
Must Never Be Said.
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Ah, what the heck.
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It's Zanthar.
Then of course,
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there's also Teeth,
Keyhole, Hectorgon,
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Amorphous Shape,
Aronica Pacifier and these guys.
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This is our town now, boys.
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Now see here,
you unholy triangle fella.
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As mayor, I strongly urge you
to get on outta here.
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Yeah. Things with
one eye are weird.
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We don't like out-of-towners.
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We punch what
we don't understand.
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I would just like to say
that as a rich capitalist,
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I welcome your tyrannical rule.
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Perhaps I can be
one of your, uh,
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horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Dad!
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Not now, sweetie.
The grownups are talking.
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Oh, wow, that's a great offer.
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How about instead,
I shuffle the functions
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of every hole in your face?
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Durland!
My precious Deputy Durland!
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It's time we do
a little redecorating.
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I could really use
a castle of some kind.
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And how about some bubbles
of pure madness?
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This party never stops.
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Time is dead,
and meaning has no meaning.
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Existence is upside down,
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and I reign supreme.
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Welcome, one and all,
to Weirdmageddon.
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So this is how the world ends.
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Not with a bang,
but with a... cuckoo.
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Weirdmageddon.
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Move it, stretch!
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Hey, we're scampering here.
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The rift is shattered.
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Bill's world
is spilling into ours.
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Every minute,
his powers grow stronger.
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Mabel... the rift must have
cracked inside her backpack.
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She must be in danger.
I have to go find her.
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Mabel. Come in, Mabel.
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Mabel!
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Dipper, listen to me.
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We can find your sister soon,
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but first, we have to stop Bill.
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If we can blast him back
through the rip he came out of,
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we just might
be able to stop him
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before his weirdness
spreads across the entire globe.
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Are you sure defeating Bill
is even possible?
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No, I'm not sure.
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But being a hero
means fighting back
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even when it seems impossible.
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- Will you follow me?
- To the ends of the earth.
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Good, because
that's where we're heading.
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You also might
want to step inside.
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Weirdness wave!
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Ah! Abuelita,
a tidal wave of madness
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just went over us.
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Oh, Soos, such an imagination.
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Ah!
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You turned into a chair!
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Why don't you have
a seat and relax?
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What about you, and my friends?
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I'll be fine.
You go help the others.
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When the universe is broken,
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only one handyman can fix it.
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I'm coming for you, friends.
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Time for a nap.
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Hey!
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That's it, goat.
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It's time I threw you
off this property for good!
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On second thought,
I'm gonna run like a coward now.
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Freedom, freedom!
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Okay, inmates,
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it's time to review
your finger paintings.
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Good. Nice.
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Gideon, does this look like
someone who's ready
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to re-enter society?
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Gideon's unappreciated
in his time.
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Oh, Ghost Eyes,
you're making me blush.
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Gideon makes prison
life worth living.
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Gideon, Gideon...
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Oh, my, Bill came through.
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Ready to cause some havoc, boys?
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Ah, my quantum destabilizer.
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Been waiting a long time
to use this.
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We're only gonna have
one chance to take this shot.
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Steady. Steady.
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And...
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I'm alive now.
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Oh, no!
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Well, well, well.
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And here I thought today
couldn't get any better.
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Great-uncle Ford!
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Dipper, take my journals.
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Listen. I know of
one other way to defeat Bill.
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It's...
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Oh, no, Dipper, run!
Get down!
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Good old Six Fingers.
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I've been waiting an eternity
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to have a chat face to face.
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Everyone, this Armageddon
wouldn't be possible
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without help from
our friend here.
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Give him a six-fingered hand.
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This brainiac is the one
who built the portal
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in the first place.
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Don't look so sour, Fordsie.
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It's not too late to join me.
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With that extra finger,
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you'd fit right in
with my freaks.
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I'll die before I join you.
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I know your weakness, Bill.
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Oh, yeah?
And I know a riddle.
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- Why did the old man do this?
- This?
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Because I needed
a new back scratcher.
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That's enough!
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Hand over my uncle, or else!
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Now isn't this...
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interesting?
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My old puppet
is back for an encore.
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You think you can stop me?
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Go ahead, Pine Tree,
show me what you got.
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I...
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Uh...
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"I, um, I..."
Do it, kid.
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Do some brilliant thing
that takes me down right now.
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What do you got, Pine Tree?
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Everyone's waiting.
Do it!
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Bill!!
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That's right.
Don't be a hero, kid.
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This is what happens
to heroes in my world.
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No! The journals!
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Not much of
a threat now, are you?
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Now can anyone remind me
why we came here?
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To get weird!
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That's right.
VIP party at the Fearamid.
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Oh, and 8 Ball, Teeth,
you've earned a treat.
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- Have the kid for a snack.
- Huh?
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Hench maniacs, roll out!
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So you wanna eat him
or something?
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Oh, definitely.
Let's eat him.
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We're day three in
this strange cataclysmic event
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which some are calling
Weirdmageddon,
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or the Odd-pocalypse.
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Weather today calls for
black clouds, blood rain,
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and frequent showers
of eyeball bats
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turning people into stone.
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I'm Shondra Jiminez,
and I ate a rat for dinner.
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Mabel, it's me.
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So far, I've eluded capture,
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but I haven't been able
to find you or Stan anywhere.
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I don't know if you can hear me,
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but wherever you are,
whatever happens,
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I'm going to find you.
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The mall! Maybe they're
hiding in there.
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- Oh, no.
- Hey. Hey, you.
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Hey, I wanna talk to you.
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I wanna talk to you about
going inside my mouth.
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I think you wanna get in here.
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Hey, you! Hey,
I'm talkin' to you!
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You don't have to make
a big deal outta this.
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Hello. Hello!
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Why are you just ignoring me?
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That's seriously rude
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to just ignore
someone like that.
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Stan! Mabel!
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Maybe at least I can
get something to eat.
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The last nachos on Earth.
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Help! The nachos
tricked me!
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Dipper?
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Wendy? Oh, no.
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You've been transformed into
some sort of tree monster.
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It's just camouflage.
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My dad made me and my brothers
do apocalypse training
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every year instead of Christmas.
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Guess it's sort of cool
their paranoia paid off.
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Nice! Bat meat.
Let me get that for you.
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Wendy, I'm so glad to find you.
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I thought everyone
I knew was gone.
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Hey, hey, it's okay.
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We have each other now.
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And Toby Determined, who I
accidentally mistook for a monster.
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This just in:
This arrow in my shoulder.
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We shouldn't stay
out in the open for too long.
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Let me show you my hideout.
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We were playing
Truth Or Dare in the cemetery
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when it happened.
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The eyeballs froze Nate, Lee, Tambry
and Thompson.
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Robbie almost got away,
but had to pause to take a selfie.
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What about you?
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I was in a fight with
Mabel when it happened.
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Uncle Ford asked me
to be his apprentice
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after the summer was over.
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But that would mean
I wouldn't go back home.
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It would mean growing up
without Mabel.
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Oh, dude.
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Mabel didn't take it well,
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and she ran off into the forest.
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She couldn't even
look me in the eye.
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Come on, let's get
some fresh air.
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Toby, you watch the camp.
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Don't call me Toby anymore.
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Call me Bodacious T.
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No one will ever call you that.
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End of the world.
Man.
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Those death metal album covers
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got it shockingly right.
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You know, I used to think
I could get out of anything.
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But this?
The journals are destroyed,
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Ford is captured,
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and I can't find
my family anywhere.
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Bill said it himself.
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There's no room
for heroes out here.
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We lost.
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Look, dude, it's not over yet.
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You've beaten Bill twice before.
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Why is this time any different?
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'Cause then, I had Mabel.
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Then you need to get Mabel back.
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Look, this summer,
I've seen some amazing things,
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but nothing as amazing
as you and your sister.
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I don't know if it's dumb luck,
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or yin and yang or whatever,
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but when you two work together,
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there's nothing you two
can't accomplish.
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You just need
to make up and team up,
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and save the universe.
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But how will I ever find her?
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The shooting star
from Mabel's sweater.
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She's in there.
I know it.
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Whoa, is that like twin ESP?
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No, we don't have that.
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But we do have this thing
where our allergies
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totally act up at the same time.
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Mabel needs us.
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How are we gonna get out there
without being caught?
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I have an idea.
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Spin that person,
spin that person.
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Spin that person.
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Go nuts, guys.
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When we're done partying,
I unveil phase two.
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00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:27,514
Open up.
This is the police.
260
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,308
Time police.
261
00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,184
Just play it cool.
Ditch the time punch.
262
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:32,561
Let me do the talking.
263
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,816
Bill Cipher, you are
in violation
264
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,693
of the rules of Spacetime,
265
00:13:39,901 --> 00:13:41,611
and possessing the body
of a time officer.
266
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,239
My body is a temple.
How dare you?
267
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,158
Hear this, Cipher.
268
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,243
Ugh, Time Baby.
269
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,829
If your rip in this dimension
continues,
270
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,623
it could destroy
the very fabric of existence.
271
00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,793
Surrender now
or face my tantrum.
272
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,378
Oh, no, a tantrum.
273
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,297
Whatever will I do about that?
274
00:14:00,505 --> 00:14:02,466
How about this?
275
00:14:07,095 --> 00:14:08,263
Aw, snap!
276
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,640
He just killed Time Baby.
277
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:15,312
Oh, man, this has gone
from bad to worse.
278
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:17,022
I gotta get out of Time Dodge.
279
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:21,526
Boss, the pine tree kid got
away before we could eat him.
280
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,363
Are you worried he might
try to cause some trouble?
281
00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:26,531
Yeah, trouble with
Mabel's bubble?
282
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,325
Ha! I'm not worried.
283
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:31,828
I've got someone on the case.
284
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,335
The abandoned auto mart.
285
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,879
Free cars,
ripe for the hot wiring.
286
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,256
We have found our ride to Mabel.
287
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,966
Wonder if they have a tank.
288
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,927
I always wanted to drive a tank.
289
00:14:47,135 --> 00:14:49,346
I can't believe
this place is just abandoned.
290
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,515
Oh, an air freshener.
291
00:14:51,681 --> 00:14:54,393
Finally, I'll smell like
a person.
292
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,353
Stealy, stealy. Ah!
293
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,855
Huh, it's gonna take more
than one dart
294
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,149
to keep me...
295
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,236
Oh, no. Tony!
296
00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:07,489
Was it Tony? I can never
remember his name.
297
00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:13,120
Well, well, looks like
we got ourselves
298
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:14,621
a pair of ground walkers.
299
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,248
Ha ha, ground walkers.
300
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,333
Ain't got no wheels.
301
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,170
Listen, discount auto warriors.
302
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,005
We just wanna make it
to that bubble out east.
303
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,049
We have no quarrel with you.
304
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,427
Oh, but that's
where you're wrong.
305
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:30,137
Hands where I can see 'em.
306
00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:32,722
Y'all fellers ain't
goin' nowhere.
307
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,224
Y'all?
308
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,726
Fellers? Wait.
Gideon?
309
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:38,353
That's Sheriff Gideon.
310
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,230
Under the authority of
Bill Cipher,
311
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,732
I place you two under arrest.
312
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,777
Hi, Wendy.
Have we formally met?
313
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:52,200
Ooh-wee.
314
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:53,785
Look who the apocalypse
dragged in.
315
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,412
Y'all are in a 12-piece bucket
316
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,372
of deep fried trouble now.
317
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,167
Ghost Eyes, spittoon.
318
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:02,210
It's Gideon.
319
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:03,336
And he's gotten folksier.
320
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,213
My old pal Bill
figured you might try
321
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:06,840
to rescue Mabel,
322
00:16:07,048 --> 00:16:10,260
so he appointed me
master of these wastelands,
323
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,554
and keeper of the bubble.
324
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,473
My sweet, precious Mabel's
trapped inside,
325
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,808
and I have the only key
wrapped around my...
326
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,269
well, I wouldn't
call it a neck exactly.
327
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,854
Wrapped around this little
pocket of fat under my head.
328
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:23,273
Gideon, you have no right
to keep her in there.
329
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,817
Bill explained it to me
nice and simple.
330
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,944
She was always
destined to be mine,
331
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,404
and now that I have her
in a cage,
332
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,447
she'll learn to love me.
333
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,074
I have an eternity to wait.
334
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:37,037
Ghost Eyes, ready to escort
our friends to Bill's dungeon?
335
00:16:37,245 --> 00:16:38,747
No. Hey!
336
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:40,207
This isn't gonna work, Gideon.
337
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:41,917
Oh? And why's that?
338
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,877
Because after I break
Ghost Eyes' arm,
339
00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:45,754
and steal that key
from your neck,
340
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,672
I'm gonna wear your butt
on my foot
341
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:50,217
like a rhinestone slipper.
342
00:16:50,425 --> 00:16:52,719
And what makes you think
you can do all that?
343
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,555
'Cause I'm a flippin' Corduroy!
344
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,521
Ghost Eyes, my hench angel.
345
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,191
Get back!
346
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:09,236
Get back, or I will
drop-kick him, I swear.
347
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,656
You'll never
get away with this, you hear me?
348
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,908
Guess what?
We already did.
349
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:19,204
Wendy, you're
the coolest person I know.
350
00:17:19,412 --> 00:17:21,248
I know, dude.
Tell me about it later.
351
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:26,002
After them!
352
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,756
- You want your baby seat?
- Yes, please.
353
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,510
We are not letting them
get Mabel.
354
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,471
Discount Auto Mart warriors,
roll out!
355
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,357
Okay, all we have to do
is outrace Gideon's henchmen,
356
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,735
unlock the bubble,
save Mabel, save the world.
357
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,821
Quick question: did you ever get
your driver's license?
358
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,656
Definitely not.
Arm!
359
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,625
I can't let 'em free Mabel.
360
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,420
Remind me why you're keeping
your girlfriend in a prison bubble again.
361
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,214
Have we, the prisoners,
become the wardens?
362
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,009
She loves me.
She just doesn't know it yet.
363
00:18:14,217 --> 00:18:16,886
- Now quit the philosophy.
- Sorry. It was my major.
364
00:18:20,181 --> 00:18:22,183
Ha! Weirdness bubble
blockin' the path.
365
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,477
Ooh-wee!
We got 'em now.
366
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,396
Watch it. Go around
that bubble field.
367
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,107
No way around.
Hold on! We're goin' through.
368
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,317
What's even in there?
369
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:46,291
That was horrible.
370
00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:49,002
Here comes another one, dude.
Brace yourself!
371
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,733
Wendy, we're almost there.
372
00:19:11,941 --> 00:19:14,277
We just have to make that jump.
373
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:17,197
Total lack of driver's training,
don't fail me now.
374
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,470
So close.
375
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,348
Mabel... I'm...
376
00:19:43,556 --> 00:19:45,517
almost there.
377
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,481
Hey, Dipper.
How's it hangin'?
378
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,733
- Soos!
- Soos?
379
00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:56,069
Handyman of the apocalypse,
at your service.
380
00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,238
Soos, how'd you...
where'd you...
381
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,365
I've been wandering
the plains like a desperado,
382
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:01,991
helping strangers.
383
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:03,910
I guess there are
some folk songs about me now.
384
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,328
Let me see
what the damage is here.
385
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,664
The good news is,
your arm is okay.
386
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:08,957
What's the bad news?
387
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,583
Bad news is,
we're surrounded, dudes.
388
00:20:12,877 --> 00:20:14,546
Ooh-wee!
389
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,381
I daresay you almost
had a jump on me
390
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:17,966
there for a second.
391
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,301
But this ain't
your Gravity Falls anymore.
392
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,845
Out here, I win.
393
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:29,477
Bill's hench bats
will be here any minute
394
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:32,689
to retrieve y'all.
Mabel's mine now!
395
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,277
Is she?
396
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,446
Well, yeah.
I have her trapped.
397
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:41,072
Ergo, Mabel is mine.
398
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:42,657
Gideon, listen to me.
399
00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,909
If I've learned
anything this summer,
400
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:48,121
it's that you can't
force someone to love you.
401
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:50,290
The best you can do
is strive to be
402
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:52,625
someone worthy of loving.
403
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,127
Oh, I'm worthy of lovin'.
404
00:20:54,335 --> 00:20:56,588
These prisoners love me.
405
00:20:57,505 --> 00:20:59,883
But Mabel doesn't,
because you're selfish.
406
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,342
But you can change.
407
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,219
Bill thinks there's
no heroes in this worid,
408
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,346
but if we work together
and fight back,
409
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:06,806
we can defeat him.
410
00:21:07,348 --> 00:21:08,850
You wanna be Mabel's hero?
411
00:21:09,058 --> 00:21:11,352
Stand up to Bill
and let us save her.
412
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:13,229
That's crazy.
413
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,064
You know what Bill would do
to me if that happens?
414
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:17,776
- You scared of Bill?
- No, I...
415
00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:19,778
It's a complicated situation.
416
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:22,155
Look inside, Gideon.
417
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,656
If all this is for Mabel,
418
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:26,075
then ask yourself what Mabel
would want you to do.
419
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,336
Dipper, will you tell her
what I did?
420
00:21:36,544 --> 00:21:37,629
Of course.
421
00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,589
I hope you're right about this.
422
00:21:40,715 --> 00:21:42,258
Guys, new plan.
423
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,219
Bill's minions are gonna
be on us in seconds.
424
00:21:44,427 --> 00:21:46,012
But I'm not gonna let
that dumb triangle
425
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,388
be the warden of me.
426
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,557
Y'all ready for a good,
old-fashioned prison brawl?
427
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:51,392
We're behind you
for life, brother.
428
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:52,936
Fighting children is boring.
429
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,729
Fighting a chaos god sounds fun.
430
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:58,149
Let's do this!
Henchmen, roll out!
431
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,533
Whew! And I thought I was
gonna have to throw down.
432
00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:09,702
Okay. Remember, guys,
this is a prison bubble
433
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,955
designed by Bill.
434
00:22:12,121 --> 00:22:14,624
We've gotta prepare ourselves
for what we find in here.
435
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,251
Whatever it is,
we'll do it together.
436
00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,253
- For Mabel.
- For Mabel.
437
00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:20,630
For Mabel.
438
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:35,436
Anybody wanna get in my mouth?
439
00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:37,105
I'm a big, hungry monster.
440
00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:39,274
I'm a big, hungry monster here.
441
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,234
I would really appreciate it
if someone...
442
00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,069
You, ma'am, you, ma'am,
443
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,280
how would you like to get in--
444
00:22:45,488 --> 00:22:47,073
Anybod... hello!
445
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,449
Hey, sir, sir.
446
00:22:48,658 --> 00:22:50,827
False alarm.
It's just a bird.
447
00:22:51,035 --> 00:22:52,328
Not one person.
448
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:55,039
Not one person
has gotten in my mouth.
449
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,417
I don't care anymore.
I just...
450
00:22:57,625 --> 00:23:00,253
I gotta call my mother.
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