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Ahh!
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Morning, Dipper.
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Guess who.
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Oh, what joy.
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If it isn't
Mr. Upsidedownington.
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How long has it been?
Third grade maybe?
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That's right, and I'm here
to deliver you
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an Upsidedownington-tastic
message!
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Is it the message that
we're getting too old
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for this sort of thing?
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Um, kinda, actually.
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It's that we're exactly
one week away
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from our 13th birthday!
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Whoa! Our birthday's
coming up already?
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Soon we're gonna be
actual teenagers!
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Finally I can stop reading
pre-teen magazines,
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and start reading
post-pre-teen magazines.
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PG-13 movies, here I come.
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And just one more year
until high school.
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High school, Dipper!
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Where girls become women,
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and they teach us stuff about...
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you know what.
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Trigonometry?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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That's not the only
good news coming up.
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In one week, my senior
citizen ponytail kit
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is coming in the mail.
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I'm... I'm kinda going
through some things.
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In one week, my grandma
is finally letting me
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eat crackers on my bed.
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The future is coming
for us all, dudes.
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- The future.
- The future.
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The future!
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I'm sorry, I can't
take you seriously
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with that face on your chin.
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What face, Dipper?
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You're doing the voice,
so you obviously know
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what I'm talking about.
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I don't
know what you're talking about.
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There is something
wrong with you.
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There's something wrong
with both of us.
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All right, party planners.
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In one week,
we become teenagers,
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and summer vacation
winds to an end,
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so we need to throw
the greatest party of all time!
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I'm talkin' piñatas
with tinier piñatas inside.
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Boom, dreams comin' true.
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I'm talkin' inviting
everyone in town.
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Let's see.
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Where do we stand
with the gnomes?
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Not so fast,
goofus and girl goofus.
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After that zombie incident,
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no one's throwing
another party at my house.
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I keep finding little bits of the
undead in the couch cushions.
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But Grunkle Stan,
we need some roof to raise.
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Dude, you can rent out the
Gravity Falls high school gym,
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and have your party there.
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That place is empty
all summer long.
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The gym's a great idea, Soos.
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To the high school!
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Dipper, my face is on fire!
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I'll just be a second.
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Hey, Uncle Ford, are you okay?
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Oh, yes, I'm fine.
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I just said that to make sure
you'd come in here.
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But your face is on fire.
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Yes. It's much faster
than shaving.
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Now listen, Dipper.
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I have a very important
mission, and you are
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the only one who can help me.
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Remember the rift in dimensional
space-time I showed you?
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It's cracking.
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This is what Bill
has been waiting for.
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If it breaks, it'll cause
reality as we know it
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to become completely unraveled.
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A hypothetical
and catastrophic event
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I call Weirdmageddon.
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Bill is out there,
and he'd use any trick
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from deception to
outright possession
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to make this happen.
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But for the sake of humanity,
we mustn't let him.
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- What do we do?
- We patch the rift.
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I'll explain on the way.
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- Wait. What about Mabel?
- It's okay, Dipper.
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You should totally
go with Grunkle Ford
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to save the world or whatever.
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Are you sure?
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We're gonna be doing
birthday junk all week.
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Plus, I packed
those walkie-talkies.
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Here's one for my party mission,
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and one for your smarty mission.
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Ahem. I did mention
that the fate of the universe
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is at stake, didn't I?
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Hurry. We haven't
much time.
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Okay, Dipper, it's your first
big mission with Ford,
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a chance to prove yourself.
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Don't mess this up.
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Ow! Ha ha.
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I'm all right.
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Whoa, Soos, I thought
you said this place was empty.
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My dogs, what up?
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Wendy, what are you doing here?
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Ugh. High school registration.
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Oh! You know, I'm only
a year away
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from high school myself.
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Would you say your experience
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is more rom-com or wacky romp?
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More like teen horror movie.
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High school is the worst.
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Classes get super hard,
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your body just
flat-out turns against you,
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and worst of all,
everybody hates you.
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Can't do it.
Can't do another year.
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My hormones are like
a sweaty cage.
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Why aren't they singing
about following their dreams?
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TV taught me that high school
is like some sort of musical.
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TV lied, man.
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If you can avoid
growing up, do it.
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I'd give anything
to be 12 again.
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Anyway, what are
you guys doing here?
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Just looking for a place
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to have my 13th birthday party.
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Wendy Borduroy?
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I mean Corduroy.
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Corduroy.
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See what I mean?
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Master Mabel to Dippity Dog.
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We can have our party
at the gym,
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but we gotta talk
about high school.
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I'm starting to think
it's might not be
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the awesome future
we were expecting. Over.
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I'm going through
a bad patch, Mabel.
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We'll talk when I get back...
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Dipper? Come in,
come in?
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Hey, I know what will
make you feel better.
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Let's deliver some invites
to your friends, huh?
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Yeah!
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Mabel?
Mabel, you there?
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Listen, Dipper, in order
to seal the rift for good,
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it's going to take an adhesive
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stronger than anything on Earth.
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Something...
extraterrestrial in origin.
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What do you mean?
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Tipper, look at
the peculiar shape
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made by those cliffs.
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Does it remind you of anything?
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Hmm...
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Shut... up
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According to my research,
the entire valley
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of Gravity Valley was formed
when an extraterrestrial object
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crash landed here
millions of years ago.
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Did this craft cause
the town's strange properties?
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Or, did the town's
strange properties
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attract the craft?
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The answer is still unknown.
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But that's crazy!
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Where did the saucer go?
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Sometimes, the strangest
things in the world
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are right under our noses.
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And our feet, in this
particular instance.
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Now, you might want
to stand back.
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This magnet gun could
rip the fillings
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out of a man's mouth
from a hundred feet.
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Sure.
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I used to raid this thing
for parts for years.
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Where do you think
I got the materials
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to build my portal?
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You-- I... words,
not working from mouth.
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Now, come.
And take this.
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Whoa, Whoa!
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Don't worry down here
countless times.
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All the aliens have been dead
for millions of years.
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Probably.
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I can't believe there's been
a giant UFO
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under the town this whole time.
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I wish my mind could be where
yours is right now, Tipper.
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When confirmation
of extraterrestrials
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still had that punch.
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Now it's just sort of, meh.
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McGucket and I used to
come down here all the time
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to raid their tech
ad study their language.
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This is so cool!
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The substance need
so seal the rift
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is an alien adhesive,
strong enough to
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keep the hull
of a spacecraft together.
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Just one dollop of this adhesive
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should be enough
to seal a crack in space-time.
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Also, if it touches you,
it will seal up
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all the orifices in your face,
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so try so avoid that.
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Now, use your magnet gun
and follow me!
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Hup.
Great Uncle Ford!
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Your turn!
Say "hup". It helps!
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Okay, just put on magnet,
leap down hole.
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Turn on.
Come on already!
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Magnet!
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Hunh!
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Aah!
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A little help?
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Oh, hi, Mabel.
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You're just in time
for our one o'clock boy talk.
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If you think that's good, boom!
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Me and Dipper's
13th birthday jam!
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Oh, man, your birthday's
on the last day of summer.
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I'm not gonna be here.
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What?
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Marius is flying me
out to Austria
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to hang out his castle
or whatever that week.
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He's co clingy!
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You're gonna be
out of town for my birthday?
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But at least you can come,
right, Candy?
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Sorry, Mabel, my parents
send me to music camp
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this time of year.
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There is no escape
from music camp.
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So neither of you are
gonna be at my birthday party?
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And you won't be able
to wish me good-bye
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at the end of the summer?
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I'm sorry, Mabel.
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Summer happens so fast.
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Ugh, Marius, now's not the time!
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I think I need to radio
for emotional backup.
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Dipper, please come in.
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Our party mission is
going down in flames.
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Over.
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Oh...
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This is their storage facility.
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This place would have
been heavily guarded,
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but now everything's defunct.
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Go ahead, flip any switch.
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They've all been busted
for millions of years.
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Clara, did you eat my farm?
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The glue should
be around here somewhere,
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so keep your eyes peeled.
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Dipper, let me ask you
something.
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Have you thought much
about your future?
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No, not really.
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I mean, beyond graduating
high school with a high GPA
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so I can get accepted
to a good technical college
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with a photography
and media production minor
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to start my own
ghost hunting show.
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Ha ha ha!
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It's like talking to
a younger version of myself.
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If you're so sure of
what you want out of life,
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why waste? Why put up
with the drudgery of school?
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Huh, trust me, I'd love to fast
forward the whole thing, but
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not like I have a choice.
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Dipper, I've been thinking.
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I'm getting too old
to investigate
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Gravity Falls on my own.
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I need to train an apprentice
to help me fight monsters,
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solve mysteries,
and protect this town.
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And I think I'd like
to keep it in the family
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What are you saying?
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I've read your additions
to my journal,
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and I'm impressed
with your potential.
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What would you say to
staying in Gravity Falls
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00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,075
after the summer ends
and becoming my apprentice?
259
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,827
What about school?
260
00:11:02,035 --> 00:11:04,037
Dipper, I have 12 PhDs.
261
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,414
Your parents would be thrilled
262
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,249
I could give you
such an advanced education.
263
00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:09,293
There's also Mabel.
264
00:11:09,501 --> 00:11:11,253
She'd be all alone
in California.
265
00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:13,380
Mabel will be fine on her own.
266
00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:15,340
She has a magnetic personality.
267
00:11:15,507 --> 00:11:16,425
I watched her become pen pals
268
00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,676
with the pizza delivery man
269
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,386
in the 60 seconds
he was at the door.
270
00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,264
Gosh, we've never really
been apart before.
271
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:24,016
And isn't it suffocating?
272
00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:25,726
Dipper, can you honestly tell me
273
00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:29,229
you never felt like you were
meant for something more?
274
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,856
I hav-- I don't know.
275
00:11:31,064 --> 00:11:32,733
Sounds like a dream come true,
276
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,694
but I'm not sure I have
what it takes.
277
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,904
I was tricked by Bill,
278
00:11:37,112 --> 00:11:39,156
I was wrong about Stan's portal.
279
00:11:39,364 --> 00:11:42,826
Heck, I can't even operate
this magnet gun right.
280
00:11:44,536 --> 00:11:45,996
Ha! Yes.
281
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,749
Dipper, you found the adhesive!
282
00:11:48,957 --> 00:11:50,584
Oh-ho, you really did it, kid.
283
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,127
Huddle in, let's get
a picture of this.
284
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,798
Uh, Uncle Ford, you said
everything down here
285
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,258
is dead, right?
286
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:01,553
Yes, unless somehow we
reactivated the...
287
00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,513
security system
288
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,684
What do we do?
289
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,228
Listen to me very carefully.
290
00:12:09,436 --> 00:12:11,271
I've studied these.
They're security droids,
291
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,606
and they detect adrenaline.
292
00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:15,609
You simply have to
not feel any fear,
293
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:17,361
- and they won't see you.
- What?
294
00:12:17,569 --> 00:12:19,071
It's okay.
I've done it before.
295
00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:21,240
Just take a deep breath,
focus on your intellect,
296
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,659
and control your fear.
297
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:26,411
Wh-wh-what?
That's crazy! I--
298
00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:27,454
Follow my lead!
299
00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:28,497
Great Uncle ford...
300
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:29,957
Focus, Dipper!
301
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,670
I, uh...
I-I-
302
00:12:35,837 --> 00:12:37,714
I can't.
Get down!
303
00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:48,684
Aah! No!
Nooooo...
304
00:12:48,892 --> 00:12:49,977
Wait! No!
305
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:52,562
Stay back.
It's too dangerous.
306
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,398
Sealing the rift is
what's important now.
307
00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:55,732
Take this.
308
00:12:58,026 --> 00:12:59,820
You're gonna have to
do it without me.
309
00:13:00,028 --> 00:13:02,072
Use the adhesive.
Fix the rift!
310
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:04,241
Save the universe, Dipper.
311
00:13:04,449 --> 00:13:06,118
Great Uncle Ford!
312
00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:10,372
Hang on, I'm coming for you.
313
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,419
Don't worry,
I'll get you out of there!
314
00:13:16,878 --> 00:13:19,047
Where's that thing taking you?
315
00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,718
It's an automated prison droid.
316
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:26,138
And wherever it's going,
I'm not coming back.
317
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:28,015
What?
318
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,227
No, no, no.
319
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:35,439
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
320
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:40,360
Dipper, what on earth
are you doing?
321
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,613
Hold on, Great Uncle Ford.
322
00:13:46,199 --> 00:13:48,994
I'm getting you out of this
one way or another.
323
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:50,871
Oh, no!
324
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,126
Come on, come on!
325
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:06,595
Aah...
326
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:18,106
Let go of my uncle!
327
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,232
Ohh. Aah!
328
00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:26,198
Aah...
329
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:34,831
Oh, no. Aah!
330
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:43,715
Great Uncle Ford!
331
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,094
Okay, let's try magna-pulse.
332
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,991
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
333
00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:14,496
Come on, wake up, man.
334
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,706
We gotta get out of here
before--
335
00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:23,422
Hey, I'm warning you!
336
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:24,673
I have a magnet gun!
337
00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:28,844
Oh, yeah?
You think you can scare me?
338
00:15:29,052 --> 00:15:30,554
Do your worst!
339
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,557
Nothing in this universe is
gonna take away my uncle.
340
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:36,184
So go ahead,
Give me what you got.
341
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,788
Are you all right?
What happened?
342
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,749
The orb didn't detect
any chemical signs of fear.
343
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,002
It assumed the threat
was neutralized
344
00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:03,712
and then self-disassembled.
345
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:05,839
Heh heh heh.
I--I did it?
346
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,091
You did it.
347
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,345
This is what I was
talking about.
348
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,055
How many other 12-year-olds
349
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:18,894
do you think are capable
of doing what you've just done?
350
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,904
Hey, everything
all right, pumpkin?
351
00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:31,615
I just can't believe
the summer's almost over.
352
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:35,202
And now that I know how awful
high school's gonna be,
353
00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:38,246
I'm in no hurry
to start that train wreck.
354
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,207
Nobody likes getting older.
355
00:16:40,415 --> 00:16:41,625
But just because
you're growing up
356
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:43,293
doesn't mean you have
to grow up, you know?
357
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,170
I mean, look at me.
I'm pushing 70,
358
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:47,005
and I still eat
ice cream for dinner.
359
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,050
But I don't want to say
good-bye to Gravity Falls.
360
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,636
Hey, at least whatever happens
after this summer,
361
00:16:52,844 --> 00:16:54,304
you'll still have your brother
along with you
362
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,472
through thick and thin.
363
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,974
Not everyone can
say that, you know.
364
00:17:03,563 --> 00:17:04,981
Yeah. At least
when I go home
365
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,566
I always have Dipper.
366
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,401
Good old reliable old...
367
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:09,611
Are you okay?
368
00:17:09,819 --> 00:17:12,656
Let's get you out of there.
369
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:15,367
Listen to me, Dipper,
this town is a magnet
370
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:16,576
for things that are special.
371
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,578
And that includes you and me.
372
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,581
It brought both of us here
for a purpose.
373
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,083
Stay here with me, Dipper.
374
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:24,292
Become my apprentice.
375
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,710
Don't let anyone hold you--
376
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:31,591
I'll do it.
I'm gonna stay.
377
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,093
Excellent.
378
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:36,221
Now, who wants to save
the world, apprentice?
379
00:17:42,602 --> 00:17:45,814
Mabel, I just had
the best day of my life.
380
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,108
UFOs are real, and
there's one under the town,
381
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:50,360
and I saved
Great Uncle Ford's life and--
382
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,903
Hey, are you okay?
383
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:53,905
Tell me it's not true, Dipper.
384
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,365
Tell me you were joking.
385
00:17:58,159 --> 00:18:00,453
Mabel: Ford's apprentice?
Seriously?
386
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,872
Look, I was thinking,
and this is
387
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,958
a huge opportunity for me.
388
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:08,420
Well, it's a horrible
opportunity for me!
389
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:10,797
I had the worst day of my life.
390
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,174
When we turn 13,
the summer ends,
391
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,093
and I have to leave
everything behind.
392
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,220
You're the only person
I could count on,
393
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,139
and now you're leaving me, too?
394
00:18:19,347 --> 00:18:20,765
Look, I've been
thinking about it.
395
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,142
I won't be gone forever, okay?
396
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,643
I'll still visit you at home
397
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,895
and we'll chat online--
we'll make it work.
398
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,814
I don't want it to work.
399
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,609
I just wish summer
could last forever.
400
00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:32,527
But it can't, Mabel.
401
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:35,614
Look, things aren't gonna
stay frozen this way.
402
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:36,948
It's part of growing up.
403
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,700
Things change.
404
00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:40,994
Summer ends.
405
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:42,370
Ugh!
Unh!
406
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,538
Mabel, wait!
407
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,707
I didn't mean it like that.
408
00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:47,459
Mabel, come back!
409
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,513
Only party chocolate
can cheer me up now.
410
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,099
Nerd bucks?
Chewed up pens?
411
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,685
Ugh, wrong backpack.
412
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,437
It's not fair.
413
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,398
I just wish summer
could last forever.
414
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,859
That might be possible.
415
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,945
Sweater Town is not accepting
incoming calls right now.
416
00:19:16,154 --> 00:19:17,697
M-M-Mabel, it's me.
417
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,408
What?
Who said that?
418
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:22,661
I can help.
419
00:19:22,869 --> 00:19:24,871
The time travel guy?
420
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,331
What are you doing here?
421
00:19:26,539 --> 00:19:28,500
You said you don't want
summer to end, right?
422
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,168
Did I hear that right?
423
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:31,544
Yeah.
424
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,837
Why are you asking?
425
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:34,464
Look, maybe it's
against the rules,
426
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,341
but you once did
a favor for me, so
427
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:37,425
I thought I could help you out.
428
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,760
It's called a time bubble,
429
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:40,762
and it prevents time
from going forward.
430
00:19:40,970 --> 00:19:43,807
Summer in Gravity Falls can last
as long as you want it to.
431
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:47,644
Really?
But how does it work.
432
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:50,480
I just need you to get a little
gizmo for me from your uncle.
433
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,816
Something small-- he won't
even know it's missing.
434
00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:56,569
Huh, maybe Dipper has something
like that in his nerd bag.
435
00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,699
Let me guess.
Mabel didn't take it well?
436
00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,117
I--I don't know.
437
00:20:02,325 --> 00:20:04,077
Maybe I'm making
the wrong decision.
438
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:05,537
I need to think about this.
439
00:20:05,745 --> 00:20:08,957
Dipper, right now we need
to focus on the mission.
440
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,542
Now, come on.
I've got the glue.
441
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,836
Hand me the rift
and let's make history.
442
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:16,047
What?
443
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,550
Oh, no, the rift!
444
00:20:18,758 --> 00:20:21,845
Huh.
That's odd.
445
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,972
Is this it?
Yes, that's it!
446
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,391
Just hand it over and
I'll do my thing.
447
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:29,102
Unless you're ready
to leave Gravity Falls.
448
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,605
Just a little more summer.
449
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:37,610
Oops!
450
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,571
What?
451
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,495
Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
452
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,414
Oh...
453
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:54,961
At last.
At long, long last!
454
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,172
The gate between worlds is open!
455
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,424
The event one billion
years prophesized
456
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:00,925
has come to pass!
457
00:21:01,092 --> 00:21:04,554
The day has come.
The world is finally mine!
458
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,446
What's going on?
459
00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:23,406
What is that?
460
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:27,202
We're too late.
461
00:21:27,410 --> 00:21:29,037
It's the end of the world.
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