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All right, Stan.
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Another day,
another random body pain.
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Here we go.
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Uhh!
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Dear Stan,
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I needed something
to carry milk in,
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so I used your slippers.
Love, Mabel.
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Uhh!
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Ahh.
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Dear Stan, I took these
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to build a planetarium suit
for Soos.
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Sorry! Dipper.
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Uhh!
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Whoa, let's not take this line.
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There's an old person in it.
Pshht!
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Yeah, he's probably
gonna pay with,
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like, pennies and war bonds.
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Hey! For your information,
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I was gonna shoplift
most of this!
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Security!
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Hahh! Smoke bomb!
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Aw, seriously?
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Ahh. Rough start to a day,
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but it's all gonna be worth it
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when I fix that light bulb.
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And we're done.
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Does everyone see this?
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This is what a hero
looks like right here.
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I thought we were
out of light bulbs.
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Oh, we were.
So I invented my own.
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It will last a thousand years,
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and the light it emits
makes your skin softer.
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Oh!
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Never have I known
such softness.
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Anyway, where were you?
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Well, TV, at least you appreciate me.
Give me the good news.
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The mayor is dead.
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What?!
Whoa! What's goin' on?
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Raised by bears
in the wilderness,
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Mayor Eustace "Huckabone”
Befufftlefumpter
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was best known for
raising the water tower,
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possibly starting World War 1,
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and putting town menace
Gideon Gleeful behind bars--
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in actual adult prison.
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A memorial statue
is already being carved
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in the deceased mayor's honor.
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I'm sorry. It's just been so
long since we've had real news.
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I'm just so happy!
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There will be a Town Hall
meeting this afternoon
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to discuss replacing him.
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New mayor, huh?
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Wonder who it could be...
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All right, order, everyone!
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Calm down, now.
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We're here to choose a mayor
for the first time in almost a century.
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According to the town charter,
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a worthy candidate is defined as
anyone who can cast a shadow,
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count to ten, and throw their hat
into the provided ring.
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Well, now, I do believe
I fulfill all the requirements.
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Wait. Bud Gleeful?
He looks good,
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considering we threw
his son in jail.
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That was a good day.
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Now, folks, I know
our family's had
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its fair share of
whoopsie-daisies in the past,
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but I'd like to make up
for it by formally announcing
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my candidacy for
the mayor of Gravity Falls!
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Any questions?
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Yes. Are you still in contact
with Little Gideon?
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That's a great question!
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I'm giving you fifty percent
off a used car.
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Fifty percent?
Fifty percent?!
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In fact, everyone
look under your seats.
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You get half off a used car,
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- you get half off
a used car...
- Better than cash!
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Wow! A colorful piece of paper!
He's got my vote.
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Guys, I've got
a really bad feeling
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about Bud Gleeful as mayor.
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I don't know, dude,
it's not like we have
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a lot of good mayor options.
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Everyone in this town
is a tad strange,
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except, ironically, Tad Strange.
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Hi, guys. Tad's the name,
and being normal's my game.
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Loving you, Tad!
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And I love bread.
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It's a shame Ford isn't here.
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He'd run and win
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and be a great mayor.
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So, since everyone's happy,
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I'll just take
the oath of office now,
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sound good? Gavel up.
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Hold it right there, Bud!
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I'm taking you on!
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Stanford? No offense,
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but you're just some
two-bit carnival barker,
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and your head is more ears
than face!
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Oh, yeah? Well, your face
is more fat than... not fat!
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Oh, snap.
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What do you say, folks?
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Are we just gonna let Bud win?
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How about a real election?
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Get in there, hat!
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Well, looks like we got
some competition here, folks.
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Which I'm fine with,
totally fine with.
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I was gonna let
bygones be bygones, Stan,
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but you just made
a powerful enemy.
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I'll win either way,
and when I do,
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you might not like the
Gravity Falls you wake up in.
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Election! Election!
Election!
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Hee hee hee hee!
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Let the madness begin!
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Grunkle Stan,
what are you doing?!
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Running for mayor.
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Did I--
Did I not make that clear?
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Grunkle Stan, it's not that
we think you can't do it,
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it's just...
No, no, it's okay, Mabel.
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We don't think you can do it.
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Look, kids, the mayor kicking
the bucket got me thinking.
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I'm an old man
and I'm not getting any younger.
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My dumb brother's research is
probably gonna make him famous,
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and what do I have
to show for my life?
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Do I really want "crooked grifter"
on my tombstone?
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How about "crooked mayor"?
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Psst. Mabel, let's talk.
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I know Stan isn't
the best candidate--
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heck, he's committing
voter fraud right now--
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but Bud's definitely
up to something,
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and we're the only ones
who can stop him.
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You're right, Dipper.
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Besides, Stan has
a kind of charisma.
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How hard could
getting him elected be?
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Spread the word, pig.
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All right, everybody,
eyes up here.
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Okay, Gravity Falls elections
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are based on two events:
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the Wednesday Stump Speech,
held on an actual stump,
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and the Friday Debate, wherein
townsfolk throw bird seed
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at the candidate they like most.
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At the end, they release
a Freedom Eagle,
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who will fly to the candidate
covered in more seed
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and bestow a birdly kiss
upon him,
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anointing him mayor.
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I couldn't make this up
if I wanted to.
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Okay, Grunkle Stan,
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are you ready for
your first radio interview?
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I got my mouth, don't I?
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Okay, you're on
with the candidate.
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You're listening to Falls Radio,
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24-hour news
and bear rampage alerts.
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And now, here's the-T Man!
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Hello.
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Candidate Stan, first question:
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How do you feel
about the American flag?
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Eh. I can
take it or leave it.
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Too many stripes.
Next question?
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I don't know about that.
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What would you do
to help educate our kids?
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Heh! Simple.
Put 'em on an island
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and make 'em
fight for dominance.
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Also teach kids swears.
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That'll bring 'em
into the real world.
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What would you do about
the crime in Gravity Falls?
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Wait. Do you mean
crime in general,
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or just the specific crimes
committed by m--
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Okay, interview's over.
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Candy, what's the damage?
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Your approval rating
started at zero.
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Now it's a number
lower than zero.
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You're meme-ing fast,
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and none of them are good.
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Look, Grunkle Stan,
people are like smell markers,
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and you're black licorice.
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It's not that
you're unsniffable,
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you just need to learn
when to keep the cap on.
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From now on, maybe you should
just read our prepared remarks.
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Heh heh! Sorry, kids.
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I only say words
that come out of my brain.
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If my head says, "That lady's
got an ugly baby,"
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my mouth says, "Whoa, lady!
You got one ugly baby!"”
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And he's insisting
on speaking his mind!
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So this is an emergency.
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The Stump Speech
is in a couple of days,
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and if he continues like this,
we'll lose to Bud for sure.
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Hmm. It's a shame
there isn't some device
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that would allow you to control
someone else.
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Oh, wait. Of course.
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Yes. There is.
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A long time ago
I designed a prototype
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for Ronald Reagan's masters.
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Just get Stan to wear this,
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and you can make him
a literal talking head.
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Whoa! This is amazing!
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And ethically ambiguous!
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As long as you wear
the matching one,
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he'll say and do
whatever you want him to.
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Thank you, Great Uncle Ford!
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Yes, yes. Use it
responsibly and all.
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Whoa, thanks for
the slammin' tie, dudes.
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These stripes are so slimming.
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You really think this mind
control tie is gonna work?
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Flip the switch and test it out.
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Whoa!
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7 Oh oh oh, I'm a dancing dude
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♪ I got the fancy moves
and a bad attitude ♪
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Ohh!
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Ha! That's amazing!
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Guys! Something weird
just happened.
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I'm really freaked out!
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I am Soos-tron.
Watch me eat this pinecone.
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Mind control is awesome!
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Oh, my gosh!
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My life just flashed
before my eyes! Ohh!
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Education? Git it!
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Prosperity? Git it!
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A Gravity Falls
we can be proud of?
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Git 117
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Do I really have
to wear this thing?
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It looks like a flag
threw up on me.
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Grunkle Stan,
just trust your lucky tie.
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And now, Stanford Pines!
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You're on, Grunkle Stan!
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Okay, we'll only jump in
if he starts doing badly.
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Hiya there! Stan Pines here.
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Let's get real. Do you think
the women of Gravity Falls
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wear too much makeup?
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Jump in! Jump in!
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Uhh! Uh,
what I meant to say was,
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you ladies all look great.
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And have you done something
with your hair?
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Girl, you are workin' it!
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That is exactly what I needed
to hear right now!
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- Whew!
- I'm Stan Pines.
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You may know me as that guy
who accidentally let all those bees loose
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in that elementary school
a few years back.
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But I believe in things.
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America. Freedom.
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Ameri-Freedom.
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Good. He's saying
all the right things.
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Like my opponent pointed out,
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I may not have a pretty face,
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but if you want a candidate
that will listen to you,
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well, I'm proud to be all ears.
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Now watch me break it down!
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Uhh!
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Grunkle Stan, that was amazing!
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Yeah! How'd you do it,
Mr. Pines?
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Uh, I don't know.
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I just opened my mouth
and spoke from the heart.
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Or gut. Or something.
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What is that sound?
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Why are people
jamming their hands together?
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It's applause!
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Grunkle Stan, they love you!
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They... love me?
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Stan! Stan! Stan!
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00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:53,277
There he is! Mr. Pines,
can we get a picture?
257
00:10:53,485 --> 00:10:55,571
Yes we Stan!
258
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,333
Doggone it!
259
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,961
Gosh heck huckleberry
honeysuckle darn it!
260
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,921
Excuse my language.
I'm so sorry.
261
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,132
Oh, this is bad.
This is real bad.
262
00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,718
I need to speak with
my campaign manager.
263
00:11:17,926 --> 00:11:20,929
Please excuse me for a moment.
264
00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:23,473
Look, I'm sorry about all this.
265
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,976
This is a minor setback,
but we'll win,
266
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,394
I'm sure of it.
267
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,521
Minor setback?
268
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:31,523
Minor setback?!
269
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,692
You listen, Daddy,
and you listen good.
270
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:34,985
Prison is a nightmare!
271
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,945
I eat the same slop every day!
272
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,239
They have no hair products
in here!
273
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,951
I can't sleep because my cellmate
took my pillow for a wife!
274
00:11:43,118 --> 00:11:45,245
You think I've been
having fun in here?!
275
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,957
Hey, best friend! Don't be late for
Friendship Bracelet class!
276
00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:52,502
I have fingerpainting
at the same time!
277
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:54,838
The mayor dying's
my one ticket out of here,
278
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,965
which is why you're gonna
win this election,
279
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,384
pardon me out of prison, and
we're not gonna let the Pines
280
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:01,929
get in my way again!
281
00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:03,430
But-- but you don't understand.
282
00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:06,516
He's going great in the polls.
It's almost like magic.
283
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,144
Magic, you say.
284
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:12,189
Well, maybe it's time
we fight fire with fire.
285
00:12:12,397 --> 00:12:14,316
I been saving this
for a long time,
286
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:16,526
waiting for the right moment.
287
00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:18,820
Boy, now, we discussed this.
288
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,530
No more spooky spells.
289
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,157
Well, Daddy,
290
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:26,036
maybe you just need to have
more of an open mind.
291
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,001
No, boy, not that!
292
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:35,045
Anything but that!
293
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,090
Aaaaah!!!
294
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,928
Ooh, it's him!
295
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,933
Lookin' good, mayor candidate.
296
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,143
Hooeey! It's the guy
I'm gonna vote for!
297
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:53,021
Lookin' A-OK, Stanford, A-OK.
298
00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,816
Tad, that means so much
coming from you.
299
00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:57,401
Hey-O!
300
00:12:57,609 --> 00:12:59,319
Stan!
301
00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,071
Now just the ladies.
302
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,197
Stan!
303
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,865
Now just the ladies my age.
304
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,075
Stan!
305
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,243
Woof! Never mind.
306
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:10,872
On the house,
Mr. Big Shot.
307
00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:12,666
Now, this I could get used to.
308
00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:14,334
Grunkle Stan,
what's with the outfit?
309
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,877
You're missing your lucky tie.
310
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:16,920
Power tie.
Gotta wear it.
311
00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:18,839
Come on,
have you seen the polls?
312
00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,924
I could debate naked
and I'd still win.
313
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:22,884
Huh. Come to think of it...
314
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,720
Ha ha. Seriously, though,
315
00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:27,097
we need you to wear
that suit and tie.
316
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,099
Suit and tie.
Gotta wear it.
317
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:32,102
Uhh! Why do you kids have to
constantly tell me what to do?
318
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,646
Everyone in this town
is finally showing me respect--
319
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,606
maybe you kids should, too.
320
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:39,818
Grunkle Stan, we'd respect you
if you took things more seriously.
321
00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:41,445
I am taking this seriously!
322
00:13:41,653 --> 00:13:42,946
If you haven't noticed,
323
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,031
everything's that's come out
of this golden mouth
324
00:13:44,197 --> 00:13:46,616
has put us on top, with
or without your dumb advice!
325
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,660
Dumb advice?!
Yeah!
326
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,829
Dumb advice.
Dang it, Stan!
327
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,665
Every one of those speeches
we were controlling you!
328
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,334
Dipper!
What?!
329
00:13:55,542 --> 00:13:58,420
This tie is a mind control device
invented by Ford.
330
00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:01,048
If it wasn't for this tie,
you'd be losing!
331
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,010
Well, you can tell
that know-it-all Ford
332
00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:07,888
that he can keep his fancy
light bulbs and magic ties.
333
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,432
I'm gonna win this debate
on my own, without any of you!
334
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,267
Stan, wait! You can't!
335
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,687
Oh, this is bad.
336
00:14:15,896 --> 00:14:18,607
If we want to beat Bud,
we need another candidate, fast.
337
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:20,233
What we need is a blank slate,
338
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,985
someone totally suggestible,
339
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,155
an empty piece of clay
we can mold to our whims.
340
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,490
Hey, a little help, dudes?
341
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,700
I accidentally got my head
stuck in my shirt sleeve.
342
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,411
I guess this is my life now.
343
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,916
Seed here!
Support your favorite candidate
344
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:38,335
by throwing election seed!
345
00:14:38,543 --> 00:14:40,128
Welcome, all,
to the final debate
346
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,130
in what's sure to be,
on a cosmic scale,
347
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,341
a forgettable blip
in human history.
348
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:47,636
And here come the three
more popular candidates!
349
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,097
Oh! Hello there, Stanford.
350
00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:53,725
Long time no see.
Hee hee. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
351
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:57,020
Don't you "tee-hee" me.
I'll debate you into the ground!
352
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:01,191
Oh, but I have a widdle twick
up my sweevie-weeves.
353
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,860
You're making me very
uncomfortable right now.
354
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,654
But what's this?
355
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:08,365
One new candidate
has entered the race!
356
00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:10,117
Wait a minute. What?!
357
00:15:12,994 --> 00:15:14,621
Those backstabbing...
358
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,082
Let the debate begin!
359
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:18,583
First question:
360
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,961
What's your position on axes?
361
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,505
Wait. I mean... taxes.
362
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,298
Easy. Taxes are the worst.
363
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,259
I propose we stimulate
the economy
364
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,011
by waging wars
on neighboring cities.
365
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,888
We have the cannons.
366
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:34,224
Boo!
367
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,892
What? Uh...
368
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,769
I don't know much about taxes,
369
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,397
but I can promise you
a kitten in every pot.
370
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:41,857
That doesn't make sense, Mabel.
371
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,860
You don't make sense, Dipper!
372
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:48,572
Fwends. Fwends. Can't you see
what's happening on this stage?
373
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:51,366
These politicians
are dancing around the issues.
374
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:55,996
Well, I can sing
round the issues!
375
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,957
♪ Crime is bad,
crime is so, so bad ♪
376
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,959
♪ Vote for Bud and it ain't
gonna be no crime ♪
377
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,961
♪ Crime's bad.
Vote for Bud ♪
378
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:06,715
You may now throw your birdseed.
379
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,386
And now a quick intermission.
380
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,971
We're getting
eaten alive back there.
381
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,183
Since when has Bud
been creepily adorable?
382
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:18,977
I don't know!
It doesn't make sense!
383
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,938
He's almost acting
just like... like...
384
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,316
Widdle old me.
385
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:29,070
Aha! Hello there!
Long time no see.
386
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,697
Except in my revenge fantasies
387
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,574
where I see you
on an hourly basis.
388
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:35,243
Gideon! I knew you were
somehow behind this!
389
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:36,786
You've been controlling Bud!
390
00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,164
And it seems you've
been controlling Stanford!
391
00:16:39,372 --> 00:16:40,874
I have to hand it to both y'all.
392
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,585
You've gotten much eviler
since I last saw ya.
393
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:44,836
Daddy.
394
00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:49,966
Let go of us!
395
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:58,934
Behold your grand view
of the debate!
396
00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,644
Once I win this election,
397
00:17:00,852 --> 00:17:03,396
I'll finally rule
this backwoods town!
398
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:06,441
You'll never get away with this,
you creepy little dork!
399
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,237
Oh, I'd be happy to spare you,
Mabel--if you agree to be mine.
400
00:17:10,403 --> 00:17:13,073
I even made you this wedding
dress in crafts class.
401
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,991
Don't ask what it's made of.
402
00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:17,202
Ew! I'd rather die,
you creep!
403
00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:20,539
Fine! Have it your way.
Once I win,
404
00:17:20,747 --> 00:17:22,624
they'll hit the plunger
for the fireworks display,
405
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:24,417
finishing the mountain's
construction,
406
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:26,211
trapping you all inside.
407
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:28,255
I've been trapped
behind concrete all summer--
408
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,549
now see how you like it!
409
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:33,969
Say hello to the next
mayor of Gravity Falls, kids!
410
00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,181
And that is why, um,
411
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,809
the Statue of Liberty
is our hottest landmark.
412
00:17:41,017 --> 00:17:42,227
Boo!!!!
413
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,396
Awright, I lied.
She's kind of mannish.
414
00:17:44,604 --> 00:17:45,772
What do you want from me?
415
00:17:49,192 --> 00:17:52,445
Ahh. You're dying out there,
Stan.
416
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,740
Kids, you were right all along.
417
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,826
I shoulda listened to you
when I had the chance.
418
00:17:58,034 --> 00:18:00,161
Help! Help us!
What the--?!
419
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,247
We're tied to
a bunch of fireworks!
420
00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:11,464
Kids!
421
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,925
Aah!
Aaah!
422
00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:15,677
Listen, everybody,
423
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:16,928
this debate is over.
424
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,638
I gotta go save my family!
425
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,349
No, those--those are just
some demolition dummies.
426
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,475
Nothin' to see here.
427
00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,644
Can it, Gleeful!
428
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,146
Heeyahhh!
429
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:28,148
In a shocking turn of events,
430
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:30,817
Stan Pines has run to
the aid of two children
431
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:33,111
who appear to be in danger.
432
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,488
And the crowd is loving it!
433
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,491
No! Stop it!
Thank you, but stop it!
434
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,785
Get back, you terror birds!
435
00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:44,873
Heeyahh!
436
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,131
Grunkle Stan!
437
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,259
Kids! Look, I'm sorry
I was being stubborn.
438
00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,013
I guess being the town's hero wasn't
enough-- I wanted to be yours, too.
439
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:03,516
We're sorry, Grunkle Stan. We should
have supported you, win or lose.
440
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,226
Probably lose.
441
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,145
I can still drop you, you know.
442
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:17,947
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, not again!
443
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,700
Time to take care of you
once and for all!
444
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,786
Oh no! We have to
get out of here!
445
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,579
Kids, if I die,
446
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,290
make sure I get
a bigger tombstone than Ford.
447
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,223
No! No!
448
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:45,809
Aaaaaah!
449
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:10,500
Mayor Pines!
Mayor Pines! Mayor Pines!
450
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,086
Well, I guess we know who won.
451
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,965
Stanford Pines loses.
452
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:17,924
What?!
453
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,719
Despite winning an overwhelming
95% of the vote,
454
00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:22,887
election officials
had to disqualify him
455
00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,390
due to discovery of
an extensive criminal record.
456
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,558
Oh boy.
457
00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,143
Stan, what did you do?
458
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:29,769
What didn't I do?
459
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,146
Crimes include shoplifting,
460
00:20:31,354 --> 00:20:32,731
teaching bears to drive,
461
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:36,025
a new crime he invented
called "burgle-bezzlement,"
462
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,902
first-degree llamacide...
463
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,904
That llama knew too much.
464
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,281
Due to this shocking
development,
465
00:20:41,489 --> 00:20:43,491
it would appear the mayorship
passes to
466
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,202
the only candidate who actually
filled out their paperwork,
467
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,748
local enthusiasm enthusiast
Tyler Cutebiker.
468
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,753
Got it.
469
00:20:54,919 --> 00:20:56,504
We will dedicate
the rest of this broadcast
470
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,548
to listing Stan's crimes.
471
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:02,093
First-degree thermometer theft,
pug trafficking--
472
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:04,387
Whoo! At least they didn't
list any of the bad ones.
473
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,890
On an unrelated topic,
I have a lot of cheap pugs,
474
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,600
and I need to move them fast.
475
00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:10,185
I'm sorry, Stan.
476
00:21:10,393 --> 00:21:12,604
I actually think you as mayor
would have been fun.
477
00:21:12,812 --> 00:21:14,189
Maybe it's for the best.
478
00:21:14,397 --> 00:21:16,024
I got close the dream,
though, kids.
479
00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:17,859
Hey, I knit you something.
480
00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,528
It's not official,
but I think it fits.
481
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,575
Grunkle Stan, are you crying?
482
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,911
I got campaign confetti
in my eyes.
483
00:21:28,077 --> 00:21:30,872
Come on, kids, want to go
vandalize Mayor Tyler's mansion?
484
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,708
Hey hey! Vandalism!
Yay!!!
485
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:37,462
I'm sorry the election thing
didn't work out for you, bro.
486
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:38,838
If it makes you feel any better,
487
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:40,673
we're gonna throw
a riot tonight.
488
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:43,259
Does someone
want to throw a riot?
489
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,929
Thanks, Ghost Eyes,
I'm just not in the mood.
490
00:21:47,972 --> 00:21:51,142
This poster is the only thing
keeping me going.
491
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:59,150
I'm finally ready
to make a deal.
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