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So in 24 hours you are going to be Mrs.
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Simon Leeds. How are you doing?
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Oh my, I finally know what it feels like
to be high on life.
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It's not as good, but my driving has
improved.
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So happy for you. You know, I'm a little
bit nervous. Simon's on his way up
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right now with a woman who's going to
marry us. She's an old friend of
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I've never met her, but he thinks she's
wonderful.
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Well, I am thrilled to be your maid of
honor.
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So it's not weird for you?
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What? Well, you know, me getting
married, you being the last single woman
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Blush, that office pool on when you're
finally going to admit you're a lesbian.
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I'm not gay.
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Damn it.
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Hey, French. By the way, who are you
bringing to the wedding?
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Old friend. He's going to be in town for
the weekend. Yeah, well, I don't want
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you to bring any of your dorky friends.
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He's a doctor. Oh, good.
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You know, we're registered as pharmacy
next to Saks. Oh.
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Hello, darling.
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I'd like you to meet our minister,
Skyler.
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Mina, I can't tell you what a thrill it
is to perform your ceremony.
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So tell me again, where did you two
meet?
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I used to travel with the band.
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Were you two romantically involved?
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No, it was a casual sort of thing. We
took walks in the park, listened to
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had lots of sex, that sort of thing.
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Mina, you look uncomfortable.
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No, no, I just came from a little
lunchtime Botox.
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Am I smiling? Because I mean to be.
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Thank you for coming.
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It's a chance to celebrate with some of
my dear friends at Blush who could not
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be invited to the wedding.
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Like you, black ponytail guy.
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And you, onion breath lady.
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And of course you, guy who looks at gay
porn all day and assumes that no one
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notices.
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Oh, Jack, thank you so much for throwing
this party.
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Happy to do it.
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Listen, is there anything else I can do?
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Well, Simon and I could use a sailboat.
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I gave you a sailboat for your last
wedding.
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Oh, the Coast Guard impounded that one.
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Something about improper cargo, blah,
blah, blah.
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Nina, I've written something that
reflects my feelings for you, and it
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a privilege if I could read it at the
wedding.
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You know that I love you as much, if not
more, than smokes through his neck guy.
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But I just feel that, I don't know, that
it would really be more meaningful if
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the person who spoke was an A -list
celebrity.
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So we're shooting for Martin Sheen.
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Oh, you're friends with Martin Sheen?
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Well, not really, but we were on
Politically Incorrect together.
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I was pro -crime.
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Are you Cat Lover 126?
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Are you lead fan 618?
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That's me. Where's Simon? Oh, you just
missed him.
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The eBay auction said he was going to be
here all night.
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I paid you big bucks for this, dude.
Shh.
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Dude, I got you into the wedding.
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Awesome.
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But the thing is, you got to act like
you're an old friend, all right? And
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you're a doctor.
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A doctor?
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I'm a high school sophomore.
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Not this weekend. You're Dr. Nick St.
Clair, tough but tender neurosurgeon.
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Well, this must be pretty tough for you,
hmm?
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know, you not being married,
everyone staying old maid, that
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ridiculous lesbian office fool.
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Finally, someone who knows how silly
that is. Of course.
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Listen,
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if you come out with a Korean girl, I
get ten to one odds.
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Look, you know I'm into guys. As I have
told about ten people today, I am single
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now because my standards are higher than
other people's. Yeah, you dated me.
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Why does everyone keep throwing that in
my face?
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Okay, next we light the unity candle,
and then we move right to the vows. I
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to hear something from the couple
themselves.
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Oh, we haven't really planned. Oh, but
that's great.
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That's more honest. It just has to come
from your heart. Nina, why don't you
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give it a try?
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Okay.
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Boy, my heart is just so full of
thoughts.
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Let me give you an example.
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Simon,
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I love you.
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I have always loved you, and I will
never forget the first time we made
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think about it every day and every
night.
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And no matter where you go or who you're
with, in my heart,
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you'll always belong to me.
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Okay?
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I like to end the ceremony by bonding
you with the love of the universe.
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First, I summon all the Earth's positive
energy, and I transfer it first to the
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bride, and then to the groom.
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Okay. So there's more love.
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The universe is expanding.
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Yes. I'd rather Simon didn't.
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Thank God you're here.
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Jack, I'm freaking out. Here we go.
Night before the wedding. Tensions are
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I've heard it all.
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What's wrong?
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My new age minister is trying to have
sex with my fiance.
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Let me top you off.
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That is so inappropriate.
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Jack, I don't know what to do.
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I mean, I can't get rid of her. She's
Simon's oldest friend and he doesn't see
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it at all.
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Nina.
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Do you want me to take care of this for
you?
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By that, do you mean... Would you like
this problem to go away?
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Yes, but are you implying that you're...
Just blink your eyes
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if you don't want her at the wedding.
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Well, I had a Botox injection today, so
suffice it to say...
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Jack, thank you. You always take such
good care of me.
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Dennis!
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Did you hear that? Every word. Don't
worry about a thing.
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What are you going to do?
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So,
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here
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you guys, in this pool that you have
about me being a lesbian.
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Who wins if I got a little something
-something with a hot guy who is so
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he's a neurosurgeon?
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Oh, I think I win.
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Uh, Maya, does this guy have a certain
boyish charm?
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Well, yes, actually, he does.
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And did he describe his last surgery as
an A to the P to the N -dectamine?
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And is the man of your dreams over there
doing olive fingers?
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What is he doing here?
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Well, your neurosurgeon paid $500 on
eBay to go to Simon Lee's wedding.
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He's a high school sophomore.
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Oh, my God!
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You calm down and you spill something on
your dress and you won't be able to
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wear it to prom.
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You're a high school sophomore? You told
me you were a doctor.
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It's not as bad as you think. I got left
back a couple times.
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Stupid geometry.
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I can't believe this. I didn't even date
guys who were bad at geometry when I
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took geometry.
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Chill out, baby. It's going to be okay.
It's all good.
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Listen, my parents are going to be out
of town this weekend.
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No. Listen,
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this was an awful mistake, and you need
to forget that this happened.
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Forget?
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I can't forget. It was my first time.
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Oh, right on. Give it up.
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And my eating of bananas while they're
still green, I like.
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Nick,
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it was a wonderful night. And knowing
what I know now, your crying and
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thank yous make sense.
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It was one great night, and that's all
it could be.
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But I love you.
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Oh, no, no, no, no. Back up, pal. She's
dropping the hammer on you. No one's
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dropping the hammer. We're going to be
together.
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Okay, please don't make a scene. I don't
want to ruin the wedding. Forget the
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wedding. I'm changing your mind.
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Before this day is over, you're going to
do a complete 90 -degree turn.
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It's 180.
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What? Well, I was hoping Skylar was in
here with you, but she seems to have
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missing.
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Oh, how upsetting and unexpected.
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Well, what are we going to do?
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We're going to get married in half an
hour and there's no one to perform the
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ceremony.
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Excuse me, you guys. I'm sorry to
interrupt.
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But my good friend, Father McGinty,
stopped by. Is it okay if he stays for
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wedding? It must be a sign.
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Okay, Padre, suit up. You're in.
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I'm not a Catholic. Nobody cares. Let's
go.
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Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, slow down, slow
down.
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I'm drowning my sorrows.
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Dude, you gotta let it go. She's into
older guys.
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Guys like him.
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So,
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she been with him?
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Well, yeah, they were engaged and they
still occasionally go...
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I'm putting something special in his
champagne.
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Dude, dude, dude, that's not cool.
That's not cool.
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On second thought, if it'll stop that
freak show, do your thing.
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Damn it.
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The flute player went home sick.
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No, no, I can't. You played in the
marching band.
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All I know is Eye of the Tiger.
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If I recall correctly, that was a song
about going for it.
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I am so thrilled you're here, Corbin. I
never dreamed I'd get my first choice.
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Yeah, that's very kind of you. Look, the
truth is, as long as I get my salmon
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and my slice of cake, I'll be happy.
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Oh, didn't your agent tell you you're
having chicken?
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Nina, I heard my machine dropped out,
and I'm just ready to jump in with my
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tribute.
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What's he doing here?
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All right, before you overreact, just
ask yourself one question.
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Were you in the movie Major League, or
what was the sequel called?
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Major League Two.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I just had a glass of champagne
and now I'm just kind of feeling funny.
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What?
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I love you, Jack.
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I don't tell you enough.
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You're my sunshine and my universe.
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I feel you.
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I love you too, Elliot, but you're
drifting uncomfortably close to my belt
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buckle.
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Hey, Mime, I... I love you.
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Elliot. I mean it.
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There's just so much love in this room
right now.
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You're gonna mess with my lady, huh?
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Get your slippers off me! Nick, stop,
please!
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Elliot, what's going on here? I'm crazy
about Maya.
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But she doesn't love me. I love you.
Elliot, go away. Elliot, go away.
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Dude, dude.
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She's not right. No, I'm not.
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She's old and withered. You want a grape
or a plum, not a prune, right, Maya?
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Right. Yeah, come on, dude. You want
somebody young.
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A girl that's got all her own teeth.
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I have one temporary crown.
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I don't care about any of that.
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I love her.
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Hey, dude, see that girl in the red?
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She's a top model from Brazil.
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I can hook you guys up.
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She's young.
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Rich, horny, and stupid.
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That might be better.
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Dennis! Dennis!
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We've got another problem. Nina has her
heart set on an ice sculpture of a swan,
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but the guy who's supposed to do it is a
no -show.
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Guy, you look beautiful.
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Thanks.
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So, I heard about you and the doctor.
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Yes, well, some of us make smart choices
when it comes to men, some of us not so
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much.
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Maya, I want you to listen to me. It has
taken me six marriages to get it right.
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Now, you may struggle and you may
overthink, but you're special.
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And you're going to get it right the
first time.
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And if you bang a couple of prep school
kids along the way, so be it.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Nina, it's time.
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I'll see you out there.
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Wow, look at you.
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You look exactly like you did at your
second and fourth wedding.
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Oh, Jack.
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It's an honor to walk you down the
aisle.
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Look at him.
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I have never been so happy.
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Everything is finally perfect.
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Wait!
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Wait!
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I'm here.
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Scar, what happened to you?
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I don't understand it.
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I ran out of gas half the way here.
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I never run out of gas.
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I was trying to, you know, walk to the
nearest gas station, and for some
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the heel broke off of my shoe. I mean,
it's almost as if someone sawed it.
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And then I fell down. an embankment, and
into a ditch, and then some freak in a
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Darth Vader mask jumped out and said, go
home!
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I don't know how I got here, but I'm
here.
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Oh, you poor dear.
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Oh, anything for you, Simon.
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The only thing that could have kept me
away is if I broke both legs.
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Is it too late?
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Come on, darling.
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Oh, my God, that ice looks just like
Jack.
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Dude, that is Jack. It's the only one I
can do by heart.
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Finch, I'm freaking out here, man.
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Oh, jeez, I'm starting to see the cats
from L .A. Law.
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Before the vows, Nina has requested a
reading by her dear, dear friend, Corbin
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Arnie Becker Bernson.
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I haven't really known Nina for a very
long time, but I do know that... Wait,
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this doesn't feel right.
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I'm sorry, Corbin.
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I'd like to hear from someone who's been
a wonderful friend to me for years.
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If it's not too late, would you do me
the honor, Elliot?
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This is all in my head, right?
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Now this time they're looking at you.
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Shut your yap. You got a little spit
bubble going.
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Too good.
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Jack, help me.
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You forgot your glasses. Tonight of all
nights.
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Nina, Nina, we kid you a lot at the
office, but the truth is, is that we
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care about you.
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You're a really good friend, and we're
just so lucky to know you.
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And Simon, you're the luckiest guy of
all.
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Aw.
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Oh, one more thing. Before a big date, I
often butter my head.
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Aw.
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Thanks, man. Thank you.
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The bride and groom have something to
say.
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I express myself best with music.
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So, Nina, my love for you is like a C
chord
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followed by a B, a G, a D,
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and then an A minor seventh sustained.
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I'm not a musician. I'm not a writer. I
don't read much.
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Gun to my head, I could not find England
on a map.
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But I do know how I feel.
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And I feel like I've been asleep
forever, and your kiss woke me up.
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Isn't that sweet?
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Well, it's now customary for me to ask
if there's anyone present who feels that
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these two people should not be married.
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Just anyone at all.
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We have the hall till 8 .30.
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Wouldn't want to be in your car driving
home and think, oh, I missed my chance.
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So... You, sir!
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What? No, no. No, no, not him. He's
just, he's fending off the bats.
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Okay.
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Well, then, here we are.
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The final moment before Simon and Nina
are joined as one.
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Forever.
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Simon, pick me. I talk to God. He wants
us to be together.
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Would you all excuse us for just one
moment?
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I now pronounce you husband and wife you
may kiss the bride
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