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Crazy Max, you're accused of having the
lowest prices in New England. How do you
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plead? Well, Your Honor, if selling 50
-count packs of styrofoam plates and
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generic shaving cream for 99 cents is a
crime, then Crazy Max sure is guilty.
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We just got accepted to the Jefferson
Parish Avant -Garde Film Festival in
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Louisiana.
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How do you know? You haven't even opened
the envelope yet.
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Didn't need to open it, because positive
thoughts and positive energy equal. God
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damn it.
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Good evening, Holliston!
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Hey, Lance.
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You guys look like I did when docking
got dropped from their label.
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The short film got rejected from every
film festival we submitted to. So what?
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You can't let the man decide your
future. You gotta rock it out yourself.
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You decide your own fate, not some toot
behind a desk.
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Yeah! You're back!
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Woo! You know?
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Lance is right.
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Screw those other festivals. We can
start our own.
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First annual Holliston Film Festival.
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We just got accepted.
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Shinpan is going to have its world
premiere, baby.
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Hell yeah!
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You still accepting submissions?
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Uh, sure.
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Great! How about premiering Diver Down's
first music video? It'll be sick!
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Hold on.
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You made a music video?
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The way I see it, this place is finished
anyway.
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Last day of the month is our last day in
business, boys. We're done.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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We're unemployed?
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Oh.
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Bad timing?
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I know. Forget I was even here.
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Shh.
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Robin's dead.
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I regret and I haven't won the lottery
yet.
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I'd burn into the hole. I ain't got no
place to go.
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Why does it stand if I didn't want me?
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Why does it stand if I didn't need me?
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Well, the high school auditorium's
booked, but the Historical Society barn
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open. Perfect.
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We'll set up some chairs, a red carpet,
gifting lounge.
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How are we going to afford a gifting
lounge?
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We can just give away stuff from our
apartment, like this commemorative
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timepiece. That sounds like a pretty
crappy gifting lounge.
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We didn't promise a good one, just that
there would be one.
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Now we can invite celebrities.
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Like who?
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Like everyone on Kane Hodder's contact
list?
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I personally copied all the numbers on
his phone. Any good movie submissions
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yet, Joe?
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Are you kidding? There's been a ton of
awesome movies that have been submitted.
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But I'm only picking the bad ones so
that shin pad shines.
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That may be too many dead cats.
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How many dead cats are too many dead
cats?
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How about just three?
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Okay, fine.
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Because that's any fun.
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You guys, I don't feel so hot.
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Oh, hey, Corey.
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What do you think about a musical
performance for the event? Do you want
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perform a song or something?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm flattered. Great! An awful country
song will really make Shinpad look
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awesome.
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So flattered.
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You want me to give you a ride home?
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I'll take her. You sure?
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Yeah. I gotta pick up my envelopes
anyway.
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Okay, yeah, that'd be great. Thanks,
Dana.
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No problem.
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Dead cat.
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I'll be right back. Bye. Okay.
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Feel better?
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So you guys really got fired?
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No, we got laid off. There's a
difference.
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But I'm not worried. Once Shinpads wins
Best Picture at our film festival,
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things are really going to take off for
us.
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I'll send you money from Germany if I
can.
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Could we not talk about Germany ever?
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Joe, this... is a chance of a lifetime.
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Yeah, but there's plenty of art schools
right here in Massachusetts.
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Look, if you got a job directing a movie
in a third world country, I'd want you
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to go.
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Think of how many movies shoot in
Canada.
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Making a movie is different.
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Plus, you're talking about leaving for,
what, two years?
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If this were you, I'd want you to go.
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Because it's what you love.
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And I want you to stay because I love
you.
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I can't do this right now. I have dead
cats to paint.
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Did you not hear me? I said I love you.
Dead cats!
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We're getting laid off.
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And that means no more income.
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Which means eviction.
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And then eventually starvation. And then
prostitution.
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Maybe I should just give it all up.
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Use pills.
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Totally painless.
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Not suicide.
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I mean, the whole horror filmmaking
thing.
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I mean, how much longer can I hold out?
Who am I kidding?
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Remember the first time you saw Star
Wars?
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We were still living at your mom's house
at the time, and you came running into
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my closet saying, Odorous!
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Odorous! I know what I want to do with
the rest of my life now!
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Finger Carrie Fisher?
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No! You wanted to make movies.
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Movies with monsters.
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Yeah, well, I tried.
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I tried harder than anybody else that I
know.
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But everybody else that I grew up with,
all my friends, they've got families and
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they have children and they have savings
accounts and 401ks. They have futures.
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Me? What do I have? I have nothing but
debt.
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and misery, and every single thing I do,
I get rejected. I have no money.
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It's... It's bullshit, and I don't want
to do it anymore.
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What about Joe?
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He's just as bad off as you are, though,
unlike you, he's too stupid to admit
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it.
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How is that supposed to make me feel
better?
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I don't know.
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I'm not doing this anymore.
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Fine.
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Sell out.
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Get a job. A nice nine to five one.
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Sit in front of the idiot box all night
and watch some stupid sitcom.
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All the while wondering what it might
have been like if you'd hung in there
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just one more day.
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It's easy for you to say you're not even
real.
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If I wasn't real, could I do this?
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Oh, you dick.
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If you give up, you're the dick.
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It's like Kurt Cobain once said.
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I'll give up.
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Don't be that guy.
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That joke wasn't too soon. It's been 20
years.
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You people need to get over it.
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But if we don't get a third season, you
have no one to blame but yourself, Adam.
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You wrote it.
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Look at how many people showed up. Dude,
it's a hit.
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What is the deal with all the farmers?
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Nicolo!
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Yeah, boss?
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What's with the farm festival signs?
It's supposed to be film. Film festival?
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Farm festival. That's what you said.
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Film. Farm.
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Film. Farm.
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Film. Farm.
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I need a Percocet.
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I mean, it just ruined the whole thing.
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Relax, relax, relax. No, I'm not going
to relax. You want a Percocet? Yeah.
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Right this way.
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Thank you for this. I need to talk to
you about something before all of this
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gets started. Oh, my God. You guys, you
guys, you guys.
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We sold all the tickets.
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That's amazing.
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My first premiere, and it's a sellout.
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Thank you. You're welcome.
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Hey, Corey, what did the doctors say?
Are you feeling better?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm all good.
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Well, I'm going to go find Laura.
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Okay.
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Break a leg. I will. Okay. Okay.
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I think I might love you.
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Wow. Did I just say that? Wow.
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Yeah.
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It's okay. You don't have to say it
back. I know we've only been dating a
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weeks and that just kind of came out.
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Yeah.
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That was gross.
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I'm not gross. I mean, what I did was
gross. What you did was gross.
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It's okay. Okay.
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We're good.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Bye. Bye. Good luck. Thank you. Okay.
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That was weird, right?
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It happens to me a lot, actually. I
just, like, it's kind of every time I
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around, someone's like... There's the
one here from the Boston Phoenix. The
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Boston Phoenix?
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Yeah. Oh, my God.
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Thank God for that, because I was going
to ask you.
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Holy crap.
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Darren Bowden's here.
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Who's that?
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The guy who did all the scary Saw
movies.
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And there he goes.
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He didn't look very...
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Gary.
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But that guy does.
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No way. Sid Haig is here.
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Hey, who's the clown I gotta talk to
about this gifting lounge bullshit?
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Clown? That is classic coming from
Captain Spalding himself.
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Don't you like clowns? Aren't we fucking
funny?
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Fuck you.
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How am I supposed to hold all this shit?
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Oh, here. Let me grab that for you for
now. We have a holding place.
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And where's all the free drinks you
promised?
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Oh, drinks.
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Um, actually, you need to find the
short, young, Fred Savage -looking guy
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Adam. He's right over there.
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Fred Savage can kiss my ass. Tell him
you like the wizard.
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Quick, take this and bring it back to
the car so we can take it back home. Go.
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There's my on -screen boyfriend.
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Hey, Joe. Hey, Gustavo.
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This is very exciting. It's awesome.
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Why you no invite Gustavo?
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Oh, uh...
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Didn't you get the invitation?
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I did not get the invitation.
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Must have gotten lost in the mail.
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You said not to invite Gustavo.
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Who said this? No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did. You threw away his
invitation. Be quiet, pile of stuff.
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Why would pile of stuff say you no
invite Gustavo?
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There's a... Why you no invite Gustavo?
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I don't... Why you no invite Gustavo?
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Oh, my God, Neil, don't hurt me.
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Ah, Neil.
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is this deal? I jump up and down and
make my neck hurt because I slept so bad
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it and now it's all crooked and I'm
going to need some ibuprofen. Oh, right.
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I'm very excited to see my effects in
the movie. Oh, you're going to love it.
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Oh, huge, big scope.
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I love you, Joe.
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You've never lied to me or done me wrong
and that is why I appreciate you. Oh,
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thanks. We're running way behind.
Pictures, quick.
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Okay.
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What is Gustavo doing here?
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I don't know, but he's going to freak
when he finds out that we cut out all
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crappy effects.
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And what is up with Sid Haig? He walked
up to me, spit in my mouth, and said the
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Wonder Years sucked.
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What is that even supposed to mean?
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Sid Haig's here? Yeah. Cool.
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Come on, Kyle, let's go.
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Well, we're getting closer and closer to
the big finale and the film that you're
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all here to really see, Shinpads.
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Shinpads?
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When they score, you die.
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That sounds terrible.
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Sort of the premise for that movie,
Creature, but you still... Well,
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we have a big surprise for everybody.
Here is the world premiere of the new
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Diver Down video, Love It Down Your
Throat. Roll it!
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Okay,
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so, Corey, you're up next, and then we
play the shin pads, okay?
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Yeah, okay. All right.
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Shin pads.
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The disc. Did you bring it?
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No, you were going to bring the disc.
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I wasn't. Don't do this, dude. Dude, you
were supposed to. No, you were never
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supposed to bring it. No, no, no. Relax,
relax.
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Nicolo, come here.
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Be a boss.
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We need you to run back to the cable
station and get the DVD that says
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Final Cut on it. Quick.
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Done.
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You were supposed to bring it. No, you
were never to bring it. No.
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What's it called?
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Shinpads. You know, the short film that
you just spent three months helping us
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make? Oh, that Shinpad?
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Oh, my God. Forget it. I'm not going.
No.
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I mean, this is your night. You and Joe
should be here.
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Nicolo should go.
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I got it. Run to the station.
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get the movie, and then... Run back here
with
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it!
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Okay,
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how about that Lance Rocket, everybody?
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Our next act is actually live in person
tonight. Let's give a big Holliston
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welcome to the lovely and talented
Corey.
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Take it off!
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Uh, I wrote this song for
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somebody very, very special.
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Demons on the loose.
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We're finally here at the big finale and
the moment that you've all been waiting
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for. Did you guys have a good time
tonight?
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My last prostate exam was more fun than
this.
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You know what else wasn't fun?
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House of the Dead 2. You suck!
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Hey, all right there, Adam. Okay, we are
just moments away from the world
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premiere of... Oh, thank God.
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There's a projector on the back there.
Right?
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Okay.
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Okay. Now, before we roll the final film
of the night, Shin Pads, I just wanted
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to give a big thanks, well, first to my
best friend Adam for writing such a
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fantastic script, to Corey, Dana,
Nicolo, and all of you out there for
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tonight possible, and certainly my
lovely girlfriend Laura.
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Now...
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I may not be able to give you everything
you deserve.
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I don't have any money.
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I can't even buy you dinner most nights.
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And I certainly can't buy you the ring
that you so richly deserve.
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But if you'll take this ring pop for
now,
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I swear that every dime that I make and
every penny that I find...
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will go towards buying you the biggest
ring in the whole world.
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Please, Laura, don't go to Germany.
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Because of you, I love my life. I
cherish it. I
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cherish it more than Rick Baker's
amazing werewolf transformation affects
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American werewolf in London.
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So, with all of our friends here in
Hague in attendance... Don't involve me
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this!
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I ask you, will you marry me?
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I'm sorry, Joe.
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Adam, wait.
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What are you doing? I should go after
her. I'm pregnant.
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What?
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With a baby?
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Yeah.
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Do you remember the Christmas special?
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We slept together?
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not how it happened oh done sorry you
you had to be there
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holy shit zombies
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It's just about Germany.
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Yes, it is.
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That's why you proposed to me in front
of all those people.
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So that I'd give up on my dream and help
you chase yours.
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That's not true.
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I love you.
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Dana, I mean, I have a girlfriend now.
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What are we supposed to do?
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I don't know.
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Wait. How much of this is real, and how
much of this is just end -of -season
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shenanigans? Like last season, when we
all got shot to death for no apparent
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reason at the end.
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The zombies aren't real.
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You guys really lost your jobs.
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Laura really said no.
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And I'm really pregnant.
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Tonight's episode featured music by...
Can you hear me calling?
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Knock it down, you clown!
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We got good.
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If you don't believe us, we can make it.
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