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She's an hour late already.
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Relax. Her flight probably got in late
or something. Maybe weather or
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On the wing.
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That root canal's still bothering you?
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It's killing me. So take the painkillers
they gave you. That's what they're for.
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The doctor only gave me 15.
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And I got a lot of important stuff I
gotta save those for.
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Breaking Bad premiere.
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New Dead Space game.
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Metallica's touring again this summer.
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So could I... No way.
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There she is.
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Danielle, hi.
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Hi. Hi, I'm Joe, the director.
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Hi. Nice to meet you. This is Adam, the
writer. Hi. Hi.
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Thank you so much for agreeing to be in
our movie. Yeah. Where's Kane?
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Kane? He's got a lot of stuff going on.
He's actually back at the apartment in
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bed. He's staying at your apartment?
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Mm -hmm.
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Why does he keep touching his face?
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Oh, I had a root canal.
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What did they give you for that?
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Um, just bike it in or whatever.
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I have a migraine from the flight.
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You don't happen to have any of those
pills on you now, do you? Not on me, but
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could totally give you one. I have them
back at the apartment.
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Why don't we take a meeting back to your
apartment then?
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Yeah? Sure.
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Great!
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You're going to give your pills to her?
What happened to Metallica?
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I mean, anger.
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I'm in debt.
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I regret.
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And I haven't won the lottery yet.
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I've burst into the hole. I ain't got no
place to go.
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Why does anybody want me?
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Why does anybody need me?
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In the movie, your characters did tough
and badass chick, right? Okay, wait. You
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look really familiar.
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Have I met you someplace before?
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Uh...
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That's Laura, Joe's girlfriend.
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She's a unique kind of artist.
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It's nice to meet you again.
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Again? Yeah, we met at the Rockin' Shot
convention, remember?
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Adam got all sleepy and up in your face,
and his T -shirt smelled so bad that I
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went... What was I talking about?
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Um, let me get you one of those pills.
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Three, actually.
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It's a really bad migraine.
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Laura, where's Kane?
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Oh, God.
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Oh!
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Hey. I thought you were dead.
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Nope.
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So, this is where I'm staying.
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Well, we'll have to figure that out.
Because Kane Hodder likes to sleep with
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in here.
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That sounds really worse than it is. It
sounds hot, actually.
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It's not.
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Right.
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There you go. Thanks, Doc.
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Maybe I should hold on to some of those
for my root canal. You know what? Use
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Advil. So much better for the swelling.
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But the doctor gave me those. Plus,
those things are highly addictive.
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We can't let anything bad happen to you,
Miss Ryder.
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We can't? Of course not.
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Silly. Without good writers, there would
be no good movies.
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Health always comes first in my book.
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That's what I was saying.
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Oh, I forgot. I left my ATM card at
home.
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Think I could borrow some money?
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Um,
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how much?
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How much you got?
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Um, I think I have cancer. I think it's
like $63.
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Over here, because I was saving it for
the new Robert England sideshow. I
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do it for now. We'll just consider it
per diem for the shoot.
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Per whatum? I think I can stay in here.
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If it's with you, of course. I trust
you. You seem like a nice boy.
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You seem like a nice boy.
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Most guys I meet just want to try and
climb on top of me.
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I mean, you wouldn't try and do me,
would you?
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Me? No, I would... Not even if I asked.
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I haven't had a good show, man.
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Since Sly Stallone when we did Daylight.
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I like you.
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I like you a lot.
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Knock, knock.
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Cory, I never thought I'd say this, but
get the hell out of my bedroom.
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Hi, Danielle.
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Hi. Cory, it's nice to see you again.
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How many people live here?
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Oh, actually, that's my good news. Adam,
remember that place that Laura and I
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wanted but we were on a wait list for?
Oh, my God, that? Yeah, that was
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Yeah, isn't that awesome? It's so cute.
Can you give me a finger and just help
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Danielle with her bag? Yeah. Yeah. Where
do you want me to put it? It just goes
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outside. You're pushing it.
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It's hilarious.
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Tell me about that later.
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That girl.
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She's a stalker.
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Hey, boss.
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Adam, you getting in a fight or
something?
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Your face is all swollen.
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Oh, no, no, no. I just had another root
canal, so it's just... Didn't give you
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medicine?
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Yeah, but I don't need it. I'm good.
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Lance Rockin' always said, take your
drugs, because infections don't rock.
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Hey, boss.
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Guess who's dating a horror icon?
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No. Me.
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This guy right here.
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You're not dating. She's flirting with
you. There is a difference.
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Oh, no, no, no. Not in my book.
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Someone in the audience keeps their eyes
on me for an entire song.
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I consider that lucky individual to be
Lance's next rockin' law job.
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Balls.
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Anyway, is some guy in the office here
to see you?
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To see us?
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Yeah, I'll send him out.
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Human grip.
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We've been never down.
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Good night.
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I love my pants.
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Whoa, that chick is crazy, kid.
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No, that's just our boss.
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Oh, I know exactly who that is. I've
seen that sex in the cities when I was
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detox. She's not aging real good, dude.
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Can we help you?
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Yeah, I'm Nicolo.
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I sent you all the Twitter direct
messages.
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Listen, I know you guys probably get
this every day, but I'm a big fan.
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Of us?
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Yeah. Carrie Bradshaw's out there. She
used the guys that make them Crazy Max
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commercials.
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Yeah, that would be us.
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Dude, those commercials are boss.
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Me and my boys know, like, every word.
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If yous can't get it, hey.
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Yous can't get... If yous can't... Fuck.
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Are you serious?
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Anyways, I'm looking at getting a film
biz, because I got all these wicked
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ideas, kid.
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And so I wanted to see if youse guys
needed, like, an internist or something.
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I'll do whatever youse need. Seriously,
you ain't even got a payment.
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Um, dude, look, all we do here is
just... I don't know. I mean, we've got
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list of applicants.
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Oh, I'll do whatever.
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Like, while you're shooting or editing,
I can steal a spoiler for your car.
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I'll always make sure your icebox is
stocked with Strawberry Quick and
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tickets galore.
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Kid, you could bang my sister.
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She's a little slow. Looked like she got
hit with a sack of nickels, but
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whatever you think, Nicola's got your
back.
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Look, all we do is make crappy cable
commercials. We actually are going into
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production on our next short film, and
we could use an assistant.
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Dude, wicked.
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Now, there is no pay, but... Are you
kidding me right now?
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Getting to work with the masters,
schooled by the champions, is priceless
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enough.
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Hmm. Sure could use a cup of Dunkin's
right now.
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I'm on it, kid. Like a broad from
Revere.
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Okay, I know that's that lady's office,
but how do you get out of here?
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Well, you sort of walk that way and
people just accept that you've left.
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Okay.
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Dracar Noir, don't fail me now.
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No, no, no, not tonight. You've got to
go right now. Go. But I haven't seen you
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all day.
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We'll hang out tomorrow.
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Come on, go.
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But you promised that you would shave my
back tonight.
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No,
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I didn't. You just made that up.
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Yes.
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But will you, though?
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No, come on. I have somebody here
tonight. You need to go now.
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Really? Who's here?
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Danielle Harris.
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You know, Jamie Lloyd from Halloween 4
and 5?
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Ooh, dude.
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She's like 10.
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She grew up, idiot.
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Well, where is she now?
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She's in the bathroom. Come on, go!
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Wait a minute.
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Could you get me a copy of Us Weekly and
a box of Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?
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Fine. Go!
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Wait! What?
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She's in the bathroom, right? Yes. Try
not to imagine her pooping when you're
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hitting it.
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Just ruined it for you, didn't I? Come
on!
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I'm ready.
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Are you in the bed?
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Yeah, I'm in the bed.
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In the bed I am.
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Okay, Dr. Seuss.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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I've been dreaming about this ever since
I saw Halloween 4.
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I was 10.
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Right, but I was 10.
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when I thought we were both... It
wasn't... There wasn't anything
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about it. I think a lot of ten -year
-olds find other ten -year -olds
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sexy. Stop talking.
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Okay.
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I am going to destroy you, Andrew.
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Adam. My name's Adam.
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You can call me Andrew. You can call me
Jamie Lloyd.
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What? Do it!
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Jamie. Jamie Lloyd. Jamie Lloyd. That's
better.
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Don't open your mouth, Andrew.
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Like that?
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Yeah, that's better.
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I can't believe I'm kissing the girl
from the Halloween movies.
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Ow!
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Teeth!
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Hey, boo.
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Who? Those happy pills that you gave me
are all gone, and my poor little head's
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still pounding. Do you think you can get
me some more?
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You took all of those pills? There were
15 in that bottle. I get really bad
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migraines, okay?
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Actually, my head's starting to hurt me
right now.
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It's hurting me really bad. I'm so
sorry. It's just killing my mood.
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I could get you more pill.
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I could get another tooth pulled in the
morning if you want.
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I do that all the time. What is it?
Tomorrow's like, what, Wednesday?
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That's my boo.
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Okay. That's my boo.
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Do you like clowns? Huh? I love boobs.
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God, I can't wait for you to meet my
mom.
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Stop.
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What now?
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Put this on.
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On my face?
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Do you want to have sex with me or not?
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I do, but... Then put on the mask. Okay.
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I can't really see anything.
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That's so much better.
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Oh, yeah, Uncle Mikey.
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Oh, little Jamie's been a bad girl.
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She's been such a bad, bad, naughty,
naughty girl.
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I can't breathe. I feel like a safe
harbor.
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Hey, Adam, I had another nightmare.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, he's in the den!
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He's in the den!
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Oh, this reminds me of Monster Mania.
Remember, it was you, me, Mick Garrett,
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Keith Wallace, Danny Trejo, Bill
Moseley, Sid Haig.
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And that six foot eight Nigerian lady
boy.
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That was crazy.
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Who's on the bottom? Berryman?
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I don't think so. No, no, no, no. It was
Angus Scrimm.
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It's one.
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Are we ready to order yet? I'm not just
going to sit around and wait while he
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please grab us some actress.
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Toast. White.
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Would you like any? I'm jealous with
that.
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Jelly? No one asked you.
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I'll be right back.
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Loved you in Freddy vs. Jason.
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, baby!
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Oh, baby!
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Never seen you like this, Tori.
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Like what?
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I've never been happier.
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I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled for Adam that
he found someone.
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Yeah, good for him. Put the knife down,
Kane.
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You just used him really bothered by
Danielle.
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Come, Danielle.
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Hey, guys.
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Sorry we're late.
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Danny had an interview with Fangoria
Magazine, and I had to get another tooth
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pulled. The writer from Fangoria was so
stoked to hear that Kane landed another
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role after the whole Freddie versus
Jason thing.
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Hey, boo.
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Boo?
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I'm going to go powder my nose. Will you
order something for me?
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Egg whites and spinach?
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Yes. No toast.
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Too many carbs.
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No toast, of course.
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How's your mouth, Adam?
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You know how it is.
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Teeth.
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Are you taking anything for it?
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No, I don't need anything. I didn't feel
it.
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You don't have to floss all your teeth.
Just the ones you want to keep.
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Good story.
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I'll be right back to get your orders.
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you're toast i didn't order toast yes
you did no i didn't too many carbs
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yes you did you did
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Oh, I want to feel the pain, Cain. I
want to feel that pain.
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Now look to the left. Now look to the
right. Now look down. Nice and nice. Now
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show me anger.
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Pretty versus Jason.
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Yeah! There we go. Great.
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And cut.
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Corey, last looks on Ms. Harris.
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Copy that.
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00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,690
So how long have you been doing makeup
for?
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I'm not actually a makeup artist. I'm a
nurse.
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You know, I have these awful migraines.
Sorry.
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Not a doctor.
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Ow. Easy.
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Ready for your close -up, Danny?
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Hey.
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00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,160
Um, can I borrow $20?
313
00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:08,100
My stupid ATM card still hasn't shown
up. I only have $12. That'll do.
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Thanks, boo.
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00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,560
Have you been giving her your pain meds?
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00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,580
No.
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You're better than this. You deserve
better than her.
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She doesn't care about you. She just...
cares about what she can take from you.
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00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:31,230
You're just like blind with jealousy.
That girl is crazy about me. How can you
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not see that?
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Open your eyes.
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00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:34,890
You open your eyes.
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That doesn't make any sense.
324
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,630
Maybe it doesn't have to.
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00:18:43,050 --> 00:18:44,330
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow, ow! Cut!
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Cut! No. Keep rolling.
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00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,320
is my eyeline for this scene.
329
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,080
Dude, that's the chick from all them
Halloween movies.
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00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,400
Sorry, my assistant here has poor depth
perception.
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She can't hear me. She's all the way
over there.
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Man, I would so give that girl eat.
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00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,360
Anyway, I'll stop her right here,
Nicola. Okay,
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hang right there, Danielle. Just for a
moment.
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Adam, which way should she stand? Camera
left, camera right?
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Camera left, camera right.
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Make a decision.
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Which is it?
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00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:38,170
Actually, this isn't going to work.
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Danielle, you're fired.
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00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:44,870
Excuse me?
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What are you talking about, boo?
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00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,570
And don't call me boo.
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00:19:52,670 --> 00:19:56,670
That's what Corey used to call me. And
if I can't be her boo...
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then I don't want to be a boo.
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00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:03,930
I shouldn't have to give you what little
money I have or give you my pain
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00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,490
medication to get you to hang out with
me.
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00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:08,630
You're embarrassing yourself.
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00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:13,670
I actually think it's way more
embarrassing getting fired off an unpaid
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00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,270
film. Don't you?
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00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:17,450
I'm getting fired again?
352
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:22,630
You... You all are a bunch of freaks!
353
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:27,510
I am doing this out of the kindness of
my heart. And this is what you do to me?
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00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:33,390
You're going to regret this for the rest
of your life.
355
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:36,330
No, we won't.
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00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:59,120
loser. Hey, stop that.
357
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:03,840
Someday you're going to find somebody
perfect for you who's going to
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just how amazing you are.
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00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:13,740
And whoever that is is going to be the
luckiest girl in the
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00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,740
world.
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00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:19,280
Oh, hey.
362
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:25,580
Cheer up, buddy. Little Miss Halloween
left her purse open and I got your pain
363
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:26,580
meds back.
364
00:21:26,650 --> 00:21:28,650
Now you can finally take something to
make your teeth feel better.
365
00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:35,250
We... Hey, what are you doing? You need
to take one.
366
00:21:35,910 --> 00:21:37,230
No, I need to save them.
367
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,170
Metallica's touring again this summer.
368
00:21:40,770 --> 00:21:41,770
Oh, yeah.
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00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:51,450
We don't need a reason, we got good...
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00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:57,890
Make it up!
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