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Ok, it's recording here.
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Wait for the camera.
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Oh... look at this one.
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Actually, stand up... stand up.
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No...
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Yes... yeah...
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Yeah...
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Yeah... sit down, sit down.
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How are you doing?
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Good.
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Yeah...
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Lay down.
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Ok...
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You know how it is...
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I gotta be able to pull it up.
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Here we go, ok.
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Oh, yes...
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Stick it up for me, stick it up.
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Ow...
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Is that too hard?
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Yes.
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Better?
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How about this cheek?
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That too hard?
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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It's too small.
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It's too small.
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What?
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My dick is too small.
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What do you think
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I'm talking about?
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- No, it's not.
- I mean...
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Let's see what you got here.
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No... babe, come on.
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I'm serious.
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Like, the...
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The movies I watch
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or have seen, the people
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you've been with, I mean...
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I mean, look, look at this.
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I mean, you know
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what it looks like.
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I mean, there's nothing here.
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I mean there's nothing... here.
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I love your penis.
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I mean...
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Come back to bed, ok.?
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I'll be back in a second.
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Ok.
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Hey,
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what's up, guys?
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This is Paul from mysizematters,
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and, uh, here to tell you all
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about my results of the penis
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enlargement pills.
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These are the top four,
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um, in my research
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and here are the results.
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The first two, the brown pills,
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I do not recommend these.
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They, uh, did nothing for me.
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The pills on the far right, in
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the funny-looking bottle, I
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actually got side effects from
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taking those and I had headaches
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and nausea, and I wouldn't
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recommend these to anyone.
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The pills... the white pills,
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I... are the winner
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of this review.
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They, um... I was feeling
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results, uh, immediately,
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almost, within, like, two days,
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if you can believe that and, uh,
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I'm taking them right now
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and they're great.
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Uh, my penis is getting bigger
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every day, uh, longer, girth,
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everything, um...
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Hey, babe, you got a package.
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Just doesn't make any sense
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for me to pay rent on my place
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when I'm here every night.
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Plus, I buy all these groceries
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and they go bad, 'cause I'm here
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with you, cooking with you.
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It's just, like, a vessel
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that's just sitting there...
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Ok, ok, ok... ok.
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Oh, fuck yes...
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Yes...
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Yeah...
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I don't know what else
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to say to you.
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I-I don't even understand
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why you're being this way.
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'Cause I love you.
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Is it 'cause I got fat?
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It's not because of anything
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you really...
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Then tell me what it is.
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...did, it's just not...
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What I want.
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I just... you know, nothing you
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can say is really going to...
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Change any of that.
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Then fine,
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I'll go.
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You don't care, do you?
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You don't care that I'm leaving,
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do you?
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That's it?
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You fucking asshole...
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You fucking asshole.
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Whoa...
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This place is so cool.
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This is like,
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like a grown-up apartment.
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This is like a, not like a
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wriggly little, like a,
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like a big... that's enough...
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- Oh, whoa...
- Is that enough?
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- Yeah.
- Here you go.
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Does it even have
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a big-screen TV?
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Upstairs.
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Mmm...
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Upstairs, yeah.
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How do you get up to the
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top... or how do you get...
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- Come here.
- You have a
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lot... mmm... oh...
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You have a lot of balls
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in your apartment.
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Yeah, come on, let's, uh...
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Is it an apartment
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or is it like a whole...
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I mean, I guess it's
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technically an apartment.
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I have two more floors,
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and I have one...
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Are there people up there?
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Do you have a roommate?
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No, no, no,
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- no roommate.
- No?
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No cats, no dogs.
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Guinea pigs?
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No, no, nothing.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, no, nothing.
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Mmm...
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Help me out.
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Whoa...
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Help me out.
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You take that one off first.
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- Yeah.
- Wait, wait, ok.
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Help me out.
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- And up...
- Yeah.
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There it goes.
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Oh, you have a sunburn.
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Hey, wait... wait, wait,
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wait... wait just a second.
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I'll be right back, ok.?
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I'll be right back, ok.?
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Ok.
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I'll be right back.
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Get that fucking thing
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away from me, you freak!
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What the fuck?!
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How do you get out of this
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fucking place!?!
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Oh, fuck!
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Ah, you fucking freak!
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Fucking freak...!
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I know we both said
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some things that we didn't
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necessarily mean...
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And I just think that if we talk
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about it, it'd be all right.
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Babe, can't we just be
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mature and talk?
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By the way...
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I've always hated
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your small dick.
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Ah...
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It's just you and me now.
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Oh, but fuck it, it's cool.
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I've waited for you for so long.
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Ah... nobody else seems to
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like you, oh, but I love you.
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♪ Off night teens
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with lesser guides ♪
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♪ enough of my
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old ways ♪
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♪ off white scenes,
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messed and lined ♪
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♪ who are you? ♪
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♪ And where am I...? ♪
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How's it going
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in there?
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Fine.
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Do you think you might be
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ready soon... baby?
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Sure.
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What do ya think?
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That they're silly?
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No.
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They're so cool.
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Ok.
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Are you wearing
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underwear under here?
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Yeah, why?
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Why are you wearing
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underwear?
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What?
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Nah, you're just supposed
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to wear the tights.
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Seriously?
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Yeah, will you change?
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Go stand in
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the doorway.
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Turn around.
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Take your bra off.
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Lean against the door.
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Will you rub your breasts?
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I want you to play
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with yourself.
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Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Hey.
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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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One second.
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Oh, sorry.
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Yep.
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Thanks.
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So what were you saying
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about, before?
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I just... I've been
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masturbating constantly.
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I can't... I get turned on
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all the time.
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I don't know how to stop it.
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Well, what sets you off?
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Like... heat.
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Like the coffee cup turns me on.
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And then, like, other types of
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drinks, like beer bottles have
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been really turning me on.
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Like the shape of it, like that
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shape of coke in the bottle,
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that would turn me on too.
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Or like, like riding my bike
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turns me on... and, like...
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Really narrow streets
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turn me on.
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And then the sidewalk, when it
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gets kinda sparkly, like at the
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end of the street... by, like,
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where it goes into the actual
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street, when it gets
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sparkly there.
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That does something to my eyes
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and that turns me on.
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People in uniform, like, not so
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much police officers, but like
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mailmen, that really turns--
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like U.P.S, and also the boxes,
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the wrapped-up boxes, that's
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really, that's really sexy.
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Cards, like, playing cards.
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Particularly... the royals,
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like the Jack, and the queen
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and the king.
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Mmm.
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I don't know.
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Well, that's ok.
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Maybe you're just not fulfilled,
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you know?
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Like, you know when you
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want chocolate?
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And you don't eat chocolate,
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and you just keep eating things
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and eating things.
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Yeah.
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And when you should just
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have chocolate.
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But what's the chocolate?
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I can't figure it out.
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Maybe you need to be
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a gasper.
294
00:27:54,405 --> 00:27:55,298
What?
295
00:27:55,322 --> 00:27:56,758
A gasper.
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00:27:56,782 --> 00:27:59,427
When you strangle yourself.
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00:27:59,451 --> 00:28:01,930
Oh... have you tried it?
298
00:28:01,954 --> 00:28:03,054
It's kinda sublime--yeah.
299
00:28:03,078 --> 00:28:05,308
You, it like gives you this
300
00:28:05,332 --> 00:28:06,643
natural high.
301
00:28:06,667 --> 00:28:08,311
Yeah, I've done it, once.
302
00:28:08,335 --> 00:28:09,104
How does it work?
303
00:28:09,128 --> 00:28:12,440
It's pretty amazing.
304
00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:16,069
You can take a belt or a plastic
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00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:19,572
bag or some people use, like,
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00:28:19,596 --> 00:28:20,740
gas to take the oxygen out of
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the room.
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00:28:21,786 --> 00:28:22,742
Pretty much anything that cuts
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00:28:22,766 --> 00:28:25,894
off oxygen to your brain.
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You might as well try it,
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00:28:29,648 --> 00:28:30,688
I mean--
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00:28:30,712 --> 00:28:33,444
yeah, it couldn't hurt.
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00:31:34,833 --> 00:31:36,376
Hey, baby, you home?
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00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:18,019
You could have hurt yourself.
315
00:32:18,043 --> 00:32:22,881
I know, I'm sorry.
316
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:32,825
Are you mad at me?
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00:32:32,849 --> 00:32:33,826
I just wish that you would
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00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:37,789
have told me, because...
319
00:32:37,813 --> 00:32:41,542
I could have helped.
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00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:44,444
Really?
321
00:32:46,863 --> 00:32:47,757
It's a lot safer with
322
00:32:47,781 --> 00:32:50,742
a partner.
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00:32:58,208 --> 00:33:01,461
Do you want to try?
324
00:33:05,298 --> 00:33:06,651
Do you want to use the belt
325
00:33:06,675 --> 00:33:10,571
or just my hand?
326
00:33:10,595 --> 00:33:11,739
I don't know, the belt didn't
327
00:33:11,763 --> 00:33:14,725
work so well last time.
328
00:33:17,686 --> 00:33:20,164
Why don't you unbutton
329
00:33:20,188 --> 00:33:23,358
your pants?
330
00:35:09,965 --> 00:35:10,691
I'm gonna cum.
331
00:35:10,715 --> 00:35:11,818
Ok.
332
00:35:11,842 --> 00:35:12,985
All right, are you done?
333
00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:14,427
No, no, you can cum, baby.
334
00:36:19,034 --> 00:36:22,805
It's not working.
335
00:36:22,829 --> 00:36:23,806
Do you want me to leave
336
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:24,557
you alone?
337
00:36:24,581 --> 00:36:25,433
No, it's not you.
338
00:36:25,457 --> 00:36:27,894
It's just my vagina.
339
00:36:27,918 --> 00:36:28,895
Damn thing.
340
00:36:28,919 --> 00:36:29,687
It's just not working
341
00:36:29,711 --> 00:36:32,672
anymore.
342
00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:36,256
I hate it.
343
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,223
Oh, I'm sorry.
344
00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:06,807
Just my body's real
345
00:37:06,831 --> 00:37:08,351
different, you know?
346
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:09,477
Like how the book said my
347
00:37:09,501 --> 00:37:11,854
cervix was just like swollen
348
00:37:11,878 --> 00:37:13,648
and bigger.
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00:37:13,672 --> 00:37:14,982
And it just hurts if you
350
00:37:15,006 --> 00:37:16,651
go real far in.
351
00:37:16,675 --> 00:37:17,775
Yeah, I don't really know
352
00:37:17,799 --> 00:37:18,611
what that means.
353
00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:19,737
It just means
354
00:37:19,761 --> 00:37:21,614
it's different, I don't know.
355
00:37:21,638 --> 00:37:22,573
I don't care,
356
00:37:22,597 --> 00:37:23,282
I mean, is there something
357
00:37:23,306 --> 00:37:24,242
I can do?
358
00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:27,536
I don't know.
359
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,663
Is there something that you
360
00:37:28,687 --> 00:37:29,830
want me to do that you're
361
00:37:29,854 --> 00:37:30,289
not telling me?
362
00:37:30,313 --> 00:37:31,290
No.
363
00:37:31,314 --> 00:37:32,375
Definitely if I knew what I
364
00:37:32,399 --> 00:37:33,751
wanted you to do, I'd tell you
365
00:37:33,775 --> 00:37:34,793
what to do.
366
00:37:34,817 --> 00:37:38,464
- Ok.
- I promise.
367
00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:41,634
It does stink, but I still like
368
00:37:41,658 --> 00:37:43,094
having you inside of me and
369
00:37:43,118 --> 00:37:46,847
I still like making you cum.
370
00:37:46,871 --> 00:37:48,641
I do.
371
00:37:48,665 --> 00:37:50,393
That makes me feel good.
372
00:37:50,417 --> 00:37:51,143
That's your good deed
373
00:37:51,167 --> 00:37:51,978
for the day?
374
00:37:52,002 --> 00:37:54,313
Yeah.
375
00:37:54,337 --> 00:37:55,314
I promise I'll tell you if
376
00:37:55,338 --> 00:37:56,023
there's something that you
377
00:37:56,047 --> 00:37:57,191
can do.
378
00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:58,317
All right.
379
00:37:58,341 --> 00:37:59,339
Love you.
380
00:37:59,363 --> 00:38:03,346
I love you, too.
381
00:38:32,167 --> 00:38:33,311
It's just that,
382
00:38:33,335 --> 00:38:34,061
it's just you feel a little bit
383
00:38:34,085 --> 00:38:35,104
less turned on.
384
00:38:35,128 --> 00:38:36,564
I bet it's just the hormones.
385
00:38:36,588 --> 00:38:38,607
No, I feel turned on.
386
00:38:38,631 --> 00:38:39,400
You don't understand what
387
00:38:39,424 --> 00:38:40,234
I'm saying.
388
00:38:40,258 --> 00:38:41,360
I feel turned on.
389
00:38:41,384 --> 00:38:42,737
I wanna have sex.
390
00:38:42,761 --> 00:38:45,364
I have sex and I start to have
391
00:38:45,388 --> 00:38:46,574
an orgasm and then it's like a
392
00:38:46,598 --> 00:38:48,200
weird, incomplete, like,
393
00:38:48,224 --> 00:38:51,412
not fulfilling orgasm.
394
00:38:51,436 --> 00:38:52,434
Sounds like hell.
395
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:54,081
It's terrible!
396
00:38:54,105 --> 00:38:55,458
And then I just get mad and I
397
00:38:55,482 --> 00:38:56,561
feel bad for frank, 'cause,
398
00:38:56,585 --> 00:39:00,629
like, he... I mean, I feel
399
00:39:00,653 --> 00:39:01,839
- bad for him.
- Yeah.
400
00:39:01,863 --> 00:39:03,424
'Cause sex isn't as fun.
401
00:39:03,448 --> 00:39:04,592
Like, he still cums, but it's
402
00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:06,594
like, that's it.
403
00:39:06,618 --> 00:39:07,901
It's basically like masturbating
404
00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:09,162
inside of me.
405
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,228
I know, it sucks.
406
00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:18,064
But I'm hoping, you know,
407
00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:19,732
once the baby's born,
408
00:39:19,756 --> 00:39:21,734
that won't happen anymore.
409
00:39:21,758 --> 00:39:24,695
Well... better not!
410
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,448
Oh, he's moving.
411
00:39:27,472 --> 00:39:28,449
Do you want to feel him?
412
00:39:28,473 --> 00:39:32,745
Yeah.
413
00:39:32,769 --> 00:39:37,583
Here, he's like right here.
414
00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:40,777
Do you feel it?
415
00:39:44,489 --> 00:39:47,742
There he is!
416
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,764
He's wiggling.
417
00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:52,807
I forget that this is the
418
00:39:52,831 --> 00:39:55,267
outcome of having sex sometimes.
419
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:55,976
He likes all this
420
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,811
orgasm talk.
421
00:39:56,835 --> 00:39:58,521
Does he--can I hear him?
422
00:39:58,545 --> 00:40:02,465
I don't know, maybe.
423
00:40:05,468 --> 00:40:06,588
...she thinks that she could
424
00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:10,074
give me an orgasm.
425
00:40:10,098 --> 00:40:13,786
I'm sure she does.
426
00:40:13,810 --> 00:40:15,788
But, like, I was thinking
427
00:40:15,812 --> 00:40:20,209
about... just, like, letting her
428
00:40:20,233 --> 00:40:22,169
do that, or would that make you
429
00:40:22,193 --> 00:40:25,798
mad if she tried?
430
00:40:25,822 --> 00:40:27,341
Wouldn't that be weird
431
00:40:27,365 --> 00:40:28,801
for you, though?
432
00:40:28,825 --> 00:40:29,927
I mean, it would be a little
433
00:40:29,951 --> 00:40:31,303
weird, 'cause we're friends,
434
00:40:31,327 --> 00:40:33,639
but I think--she doesn't seem
435
00:40:33,663 --> 00:40:34,473
to think that it would
436
00:40:34,497 --> 00:40:36,058
be weird, and...
437
00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:39,687
- Safe.
- Yeah.
438
00:40:39,711 --> 00:40:40,855
Yeah, we could do that.
439
00:40:40,879 --> 00:40:41,730
Yeah?
440
00:40:41,754 --> 00:40:42,815
Yeah, no, why wouldn't we?
441
00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:43,524
It wouldn't make you mad?
442
00:40:43,548 --> 00:40:45,276
No, no.
443
00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:48,320
It's--I'd be down.
444
00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:49,196
Do you like that idea
445
00:40:49,220 --> 00:40:52,116
a little bit?
446
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:53,117
Do you?
447
00:40:53,141 --> 00:40:55,202
I kinda like it.
448
00:40:55,226 --> 00:40:57,288
Sexy?
449
00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:58,831
- A little bit?
- Little bit.
450
00:40:58,855 --> 00:40:59,999
I think it might be
451
00:41:00,023 --> 00:41:00,541
interesting.
452
00:41:00,565 --> 00:41:01,292
No harm, right?
453
00:41:01,316 --> 00:41:03,526
No harm.
454
00:41:10,116 --> 00:41:12,636
And we, actually, need to
455
00:41:12,660 --> 00:41:15,848
take that box, that crib box,
456
00:41:15,872 --> 00:41:16,870
and bring it in, and take
457
00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:17,850
everything out of it and make
458
00:41:17,874 --> 00:41:19,059
sure it's not damaged or
459
00:41:19,083 --> 00:41:20,895
anything.
460
00:41:20,919 --> 00:41:22,813
So that we can make sure we
461
00:41:22,837 --> 00:41:24,815
don't have to send it back.
462
00:41:24,839 --> 00:41:25,858
Before we put it together?
463
00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:30,070
Before we put it together.
464
00:41:30,094 --> 00:41:30,821
Ok.
465
00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:31,739
Because I want it to be
466
00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:32,490
together before the baby
467
00:41:32,514 --> 00:41:34,933
shower, right?
468
00:41:37,894 --> 00:41:41,773
"We'll be right back! Mwah!"
469
00:42:33,074 --> 00:42:35,719
...the registered stuff, yeah.
470
00:42:35,743 --> 00:42:36,929
It's really--I'm excited to
471
00:42:36,953 --> 00:42:38,931
pick out, like, the things that
472
00:42:38,955 --> 00:42:40,307
are going to be in the room
473
00:42:40,331 --> 00:42:41,141
and stuff.
474
00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:41,892
I know! I know.
475
00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:43,143
That's pretty cool.
476
00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:43,978
Hi, baby.
477
00:42:44,002 --> 00:42:44,979
It's nice that you get to
478
00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:46,021
pick them out, and not all of
479
00:42:46,045 --> 00:42:46,981
the four hundred people who are
480
00:42:47,005 --> 00:42:47,815
picking presents.
481
00:42:47,839 --> 00:42:48,816
I know, right!
482
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,692
That's how it used to be,
483
00:42:49,716 --> 00:42:50,693
- you know?
- I know.
484
00:42:50,717 --> 00:42:51,735
Like everyone would just,
485
00:42:51,759 --> 00:42:53,654
like, get you and you just had
486
00:42:53,678 --> 00:42:54,613
to be, like...
487
00:42:54,637 --> 00:42:55,447
Right, had to be nice.
488
00:42:55,471 --> 00:42:56,365
Yeah.
489
00:42:56,389 --> 00:42:57,157
Get, like, crosses,
490
00:42:57,181 --> 00:42:57,992
lots of silver--
491
00:42:58,016 --> 00:42:58,826
I wonder when registry stuff
492
00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:01,745
started, you know?
493
00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:03,289
Babe, what are you doing?
494
00:43:03,313 --> 00:43:07,543
Nothing.
495
00:43:07,567 --> 00:43:10,754
Frankie...
496
00:43:10,778 --> 00:43:12,965
What are you doing?
497
00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:15,843
Nothing.
498
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:16,885
Did you think that this was
499
00:43:16,909 --> 00:43:19,555
going to be, like, all of us?
500
00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:22,391
Nope.
501
00:43:22,415 --> 00:43:23,392
We think this is just going
502
00:43:23,416 --> 00:43:25,019
to be, like, just two of us,
503
00:43:25,043 --> 00:43:27,479
alone... I'm sorry, babe.
504
00:43:27,503 --> 00:43:28,689
- Ok, yeah.
- I'm sorry.
505
00:43:28,713 --> 00:43:31,883
Nah, that's all right.
506
00:43:39,891 --> 00:43:44,312
Poor boy.
507
00:43:59,452 --> 00:44:00,596
So, anyway, I am excited
508
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:01,788
to decorate.
509
00:44:07,752 --> 00:44:08,687
You got a light by
510
00:44:08,711 --> 00:44:09,813
any chance?
511
00:44:09,837 --> 00:44:10,837
Uh, yeah.
512
00:44:31,567 --> 00:44:32,294
...would just keep to my room
513
00:44:32,318 --> 00:44:34,630
to go like this.
514
00:44:34,654 --> 00:44:35,798
Now I know what guys are talking
515
00:44:35,822 --> 00:44:37,508
about when they're like--
516
00:44:37,532 --> 00:44:38,676
I feel like guys come up with
517
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,677
a lot of weird metaphors for
518
00:44:39,701 --> 00:44:40,636
what boobs feel like.
519
00:44:40,660 --> 00:44:41,887
Yeah.
520
00:44:41,911 --> 00:44:43,013
One guy told me once that my
521
00:44:43,037 --> 00:44:45,015
boob felt like a life jacket.
522
00:44:45,039 --> 00:44:47,059
That's amazing.
523
00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:48,435
And that it was, like,
524
00:44:48,459 --> 00:44:51,021
really sexy.
525
00:44:51,045 --> 00:44:52,106
I think, yeah, I think it was
526
00:44:52,130 --> 00:44:53,565
that he touched a life jacket
527
00:44:53,589 --> 00:44:55,025
when he was 10 and was like,
528
00:44:55,049 --> 00:44:57,569
"this is what boobs feel like!"
529
00:44:57,593 --> 00:44:59,029
And then, later on they didn't
530
00:44:59,053 --> 00:45:00,680
really feel like that, but...
531
00:46:14,212 --> 00:46:14,938
What was that?
532
00:46:14,962 --> 00:46:15,981
Here I come.
533
00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:16,857
I don't know if you can do
534
00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:17,733
that with the other
535
00:46:17,757 --> 00:46:18,650
person's clothes.
536
00:46:18,674 --> 00:46:19,443
What are you going to do
537
00:46:19,467 --> 00:46:20,360
to me with that?
538
00:46:20,384 --> 00:46:21,545
I don't know, it's supposed
539
00:46:21,569 --> 00:46:24,305
to be sexy.
540
00:47:56,689 --> 00:47:57,666
I think I have it all
541
00:47:57,690 --> 00:47:58,792
the way turned up.
542
00:47:58,816 --> 00:47:59,960
I think this is a little much.
543
00:47:59,984 --> 00:48:00,794
You have to ease into
544
00:48:00,818 --> 00:48:01,587
that level.
545
00:48:01,611 --> 00:48:02,611
Ok, ok.
546
00:48:06,824 --> 00:48:07,926
This is fun.
547
00:48:07,950 --> 00:48:10,262
I'm having fun.
548
00:48:10,286 --> 00:48:11,286
Me too!
549
00:48:22,173 --> 00:48:26,445
That is so beautiful.
550
00:48:26,469 --> 00:48:27,553
Such a woman.
551
00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:30,699
I guess I knew that, but--
552
00:48:30,723 --> 00:48:32,725
oh, that feels good.
553
00:48:50,785 --> 00:48:52,387
Oh, fuck.
554
00:48:52,411 --> 00:48:53,597
Oh, fuck.
555
00:48:53,621 --> 00:48:55,623
Oh, fuck.
556
00:49:41,002 --> 00:49:41,937
So you really can't put
557
00:49:41,961 --> 00:49:42,938
a bra on like that?
558
00:49:42,962 --> 00:49:43,730
No.
559
00:49:43,754 --> 00:49:44,731
Why is that?
560
00:49:44,755 --> 00:49:47,025
'Cause your boobs cover it.
561
00:49:47,049 --> 00:49:48,169
Yeah, but if I try and put
562
00:49:48,193 --> 00:49:49,486
a bra on like that and it'll
563
00:49:49,510 --> 00:49:51,279
be like...
564
00:49:51,303 --> 00:49:52,280
There's just no way that this
565
00:49:52,304 --> 00:49:54,366
can spin around and, like,
566
00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:57,119
because my boobs are too big.
567
00:49:57,143 --> 00:49:58,245
You know what I mean?
568
00:49:58,269 --> 00:49:59,246
It's not a problem that I've
569
00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:01,164
had, but I do know what
570
00:50:01,188 --> 00:50:04,400
you mean.
571
00:50:06,652 --> 00:50:07,587
Hi!
572
00:50:07,611 --> 00:50:08,255
Were you out here
573
00:50:08,279 --> 00:50:12,884
the whole time?
574
00:50:12,908 --> 00:50:13,760
Thank you!
575
00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:16,304
Thank you.
576
00:50:16,328 --> 00:50:17,305
It was good to see you.
577
00:50:17,329 --> 00:50:18,765
Good to see you too.
578
00:50:18,789 --> 00:50:20,434
I'll see you soon.
579
00:50:20,458 --> 00:50:23,627
You can come in now.
580
00:50:33,429 --> 00:50:35,824
What are you doing over there?
581
00:50:35,848 --> 00:50:36,848
Measuring.
582
00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:41,121
Did you feel left out today?
583
00:50:41,145 --> 00:50:42,289
Mm-hmm.
584
00:50:42,313 --> 00:50:44,041
- I'm sorry.
- It's ok.
585
00:50:44,065 --> 00:50:44,958
Thanks for letting me have
586
00:50:44,982 --> 00:50:47,836
that experience, though.
587
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:48,712
Love you.
588
00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:51,697
I love you, too.
589
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,330
Ooh.
590
00:51:04,376 --> 00:51:07,463
Mmm.
591
00:51:09,799 --> 00:51:12,486
Mmm, ooh.
592
00:51:12,510 --> 00:51:15,113
That's a new thing you're doing.
593
00:51:15,137 --> 00:51:15,989
Yeah?
594
00:51:16,013 --> 00:51:16,865
What is that thing?
595
00:51:16,889 --> 00:51:17,991
It's new.
596
00:51:18,015 --> 00:51:19,367
Where'd you learn that from?
597
00:51:19,391 --> 00:51:21,161
I don't know.
598
00:51:21,185 --> 00:51:22,162
I like that.
599
00:51:22,186 --> 00:51:23,163
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
600
00:51:23,187 --> 00:51:23,914
More?
601
00:51:23,938 --> 00:51:25,040
More please.
602
00:51:25,064 --> 00:51:27,691
- More please.
- More please.
603
00:51:49,713 --> 00:51:51,465
Oh, that feels good.
604
00:53:20,012 --> 00:53:23,682
Fuck, yeah...
605
00:53:26,644 --> 00:53:29,748
...oh, yeah.
606
00:53:29,772 --> 00:53:30,957
Oh, yeah.
607
00:53:30,981 --> 00:53:33,984
Oh, god.
608
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,160
Oh, shit.
609
00:53:56,006 --> 00:53:57,859
Walter, shut up!
610
00:53:57,883 --> 00:54:00,844
Quit bark--
611
00:54:09,270 --> 00:54:11,855
I love you.
612
00:54:13,774 --> 00:54:15,335
...oh yeah.
613
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:17,861
Oh, that's the one.
614
00:54:22,783 --> 00:54:23,760
Oh, yeah.
615
00:54:23,784 --> 00:54:28,014
...oh, yeah.
616
00:54:28,038 --> 00:54:30,141
Oh, yeah.
617
00:54:30,165 --> 00:54:33,103
Oh, yeah.
618
00:54:33,127 --> 00:54:34,562
Oh, are you gonna cum?
619
00:54:34,586 --> 00:54:35,772
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, you are?
620
00:54:35,796 --> 00:54:37,774
Yeah.
621
00:54:37,798 --> 00:54:38,798
Oh, shit.
622
00:54:40,551 --> 00:54:42,279
...oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
623
00:54:42,303 --> 00:54:44,221
Oh, yeah.
624
00:54:51,061 --> 00:54:52,205
I'm gonna cum, oh!
625
00:54:52,229 --> 00:54:55,917
...fuck.
626
00:54:55,941 --> 00:54:57,377
- I'm thirsty.
- Ok.
627
00:54:57,401 --> 00:54:58,211
I'm going to get something
628
00:54:58,235 --> 00:55:01,405
to drink.
629
00:55:12,833 --> 00:55:15,794
Oh, shit.
630
00:55:21,759 --> 00:55:23,611
Hello?
631
00:55:23,635 --> 00:55:24,988
Um, can I speak
632
00:55:25,012 --> 00:55:26,573
with Richard?
633
00:55:26,597 --> 00:55:28,158
Yeah, this is him.
634
00:55:28,182 --> 00:55:30,076
Hi, this is Ann.
635
00:55:30,100 --> 00:55:30,952
Do what, now?
636
00:55:30,976 --> 00:55:31,953
I'm sorry, you're gonna have
637
00:55:31,977 --> 00:55:32,829
to speak up.
638
00:55:32,853 --> 00:55:33,663
Ann.
639
00:55:33,687 --> 00:55:34,831
Do what? What'd you say?
640
00:55:34,855 --> 00:55:36,708
Rand? Hello?
641
00:55:36,732 --> 00:55:37,584
Ann!
642
00:55:37,608 --> 00:55:38,626
I'm sorry, what?
643
00:55:38,650 --> 00:55:39,833
Seriously, I can't hear you.
644
00:55:39,857 --> 00:55:41,463
It's Ann!
645
00:55:41,487 --> 00:55:43,131
Oh...
646
00:55:43,155 --> 00:55:44,841
Hey, how ya doing?
647
00:55:44,865 --> 00:55:46,301
I'm good.
648
00:55:46,325 --> 00:55:48,261
How are you doing?
649
00:55:48,285 --> 00:55:49,179
Pretty good.
650
00:55:49,203 --> 00:55:50,180
Pretty good, not bad.
651
00:55:50,204 --> 00:55:51,598
Good.
652
00:55:51,622 --> 00:55:53,600
Glad to hear.
653
00:55:53,624 --> 00:55:57,270
Um... actually, I'm calling,
654
00:55:57,294 --> 00:55:59,606
because I'm wondering if you
655
00:55:59,630 --> 00:56:01,608
might still have, uh,
656
00:56:01,632 --> 00:56:04,235
my box of stuff.
657
00:56:04,259 --> 00:56:06,154
Uh...
658
00:56:06,178 --> 00:56:07,864
Oh, yeah, yeah.
659
00:56:07,888 --> 00:56:08,531
Yeah, I do.
660
00:56:08,555 --> 00:56:09,949
I got that shit.
661
00:56:09,973 --> 00:56:12,619
Ok, well, good.
662
00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:14,454
So would you mind if I stop
663
00:56:14,478 --> 00:56:15,705
by and pick it up?
664
00:56:15,729 --> 00:56:17,624
Sure, like right now?
665
00:56:17,648 --> 00:56:19,626
Um, how about tomorrow?
666
00:56:19,650 --> 00:56:21,044
Oh, right, yeah.
667
00:56:21,068 --> 00:56:22,003
Yeah, that's cool.
668
00:56:22,027 --> 00:56:25,882
Maybe, like 3:00?
669
00:56:25,906 --> 00:56:27,467
Uh, yeah.
670
00:56:27,491 --> 00:56:28,635
Yeah, that's perfect.
671
00:56:28,659 --> 00:56:31,304
Should I e-mail you my address?
672
00:56:31,328 --> 00:56:32,326
Uh, yeah.
673
00:56:32,350 --> 00:56:34,557
Actually, I still have the same
674
00:56:34,581 --> 00:56:36,518
e-mail address as I did before,
675
00:56:36,542 --> 00:56:39,229
so, just e-mail it.
676
00:56:39,253 --> 00:56:39,979
Ok.
677
00:56:40,003 --> 00:56:41,981
Ok, cool.
678
00:56:42,005 --> 00:56:43,650
Ok, well...
679
00:56:43,674 --> 00:56:45,193
Guess I'll see you tomorrow.
680
00:56:45,217 --> 00:56:46,235
Yeah, awesome.
681
00:56:46,259 --> 00:56:47,654
I'll see you then.
682
00:56:47,678 --> 00:56:49,989
Ok, well, bye.
683
00:56:50,013 --> 00:56:52,975
All right, bye.
684
00:57:01,442 --> 00:57:02,544
...we'd gotten rid of a
685
00:57:02,568 --> 00:57:03,670
lot of stuff and drove across
686
00:57:03,694 --> 00:57:04,629
the country, and I didn't want
687
00:57:04,653 --> 00:57:05,672
- to rent a u-haul.
- Uh-huh.
688
00:57:05,696 --> 00:57:06,673
And so, we moved, we moved in
689
00:57:06,697 --> 00:57:09,676
in September and then we, we
690
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:10,820
just kept all the furniture,
691
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,262
which sounds disgusting, but
692
00:57:12,286 --> 00:57:13,430
I've gotten so used to it, that
693
00:57:13,454 --> 00:57:14,889
it doesn't bother me anymore.
694
00:57:14,913 --> 00:57:15,807
Yeah.
695
00:57:15,831 --> 00:57:16,850
I've like--we sprayed down
696
00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:17,892
the leather and it felt like--
697
00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:18,852
if it was cloth, I couldn't do
698
00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:19,853
it, 'cause of bed bugs.
699
00:57:19,877 --> 00:57:20,728
Yeah, you can have sex on
700
00:57:20,752 --> 00:57:21,521
leather and just wipe
701
00:57:21,545 --> 00:57:22,543
it right off.
702
00:57:22,567 --> 00:57:23,565
But don't you find the Polish
703
00:57:23,589 --> 00:57:24,689
glass to be a little gaudy?
704
00:57:24,713 --> 00:57:25,775
I mean, it's like--
705
00:57:25,799 --> 00:57:26,860
we've always talked about
706
00:57:26,884 --> 00:57:27,861
moving it, and it's just always
707
00:57:27,885 --> 00:57:28,903
been one of those things that,
708
00:57:28,927 --> 00:57:29,946
it's just, it goes with the
709
00:57:29,970 --> 00:57:31,030
aesthetic that until we replace
710
00:57:31,054 --> 00:57:32,907
everything, we can't switch out
711
00:57:32,931 --> 00:57:33,783
one thing.
712
00:57:33,807 --> 00:57:34,826
Right, so it's like once you
713
00:57:34,850 --> 00:57:35,869
switch out the vase, then all of
714
00:57:35,893 --> 00:57:36,870
a sudden the coffee table's
715
00:57:36,894 --> 00:57:38,037
ruined and then you got to go
716
00:57:38,061 --> 00:57:38,580
with the couch.
717
00:57:38,604 --> 00:57:39,497
Yeah.
718
00:57:39,521 --> 00:57:40,707
Who were you talking to?
719
00:57:40,731 --> 00:57:42,292
I wasn't talking to anybody.
720
00:57:42,316 --> 00:57:44,544
You were on the phone.
721
00:57:44,568 --> 00:57:45,712
Nosey.
722
00:57:45,736 --> 00:57:46,588
Well, we could hear you.
723
00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:48,715
You were shouting.
724
00:57:48,739 --> 00:57:49,739
Was nothing.
725
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,728
Hey, you downstairs?
726
00:58:01,752 --> 00:58:03,396
Yeah, just come on up.
727
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:05,589
All right.
728
00:58:09,259 --> 00:58:12,554
Ow, shit!
729
00:58:46,630 --> 00:58:48,441
Oh, shit.
730
00:58:48,465 --> 00:58:49,359
Hey!
731
00:58:49,383 --> 00:58:50,276
Hi!
732
00:58:50,300 --> 00:58:51,778
Oh, my god.
733
00:58:51,802 --> 00:58:53,655
You look great!
734
00:58:53,679 --> 00:58:54,781
Thanks.
735
00:58:54,805 --> 00:58:57,450
Did I come at a weird time?
736
00:58:57,474 --> 00:58:59,285
Uh, oh, no.
737
00:58:59,309 --> 00:59:00,409
Well, I just got out of the
738
00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:01,996
shower, but um, here, come in.
739
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:02,872
Oh, ok.
740
00:59:02,896 --> 00:59:03,957
I, uh, didn't realize you
741
00:59:03,981 --> 00:59:04,874
were going to get here so early.
742
00:59:04,898 --> 00:59:05,792
Well, I'm actually a
743
00:59:05,816 --> 00:59:07,460
little bit late.
744
00:59:07,484 --> 00:59:08,586
Oh, really?
745
00:59:08,610 --> 00:59:09,796
Yeah, come on in here.
746
00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:10,981
Yeah, I don't have any clocks
747
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,423
in here.
748
00:59:12,447 --> 00:59:15,843
Oh, I see.
749
00:59:15,867 --> 00:59:18,012
Just right here.
750
00:59:18,036 --> 00:59:19,806
Wow.
751
00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:21,432
You like it?
752
00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:24,310
This is where you live.
753
00:59:24,334 --> 00:59:25,311
Yeah, I spend a lot of
754
00:59:25,335 --> 00:59:27,021
time here.
755
00:59:27,045 --> 00:59:28,147
Oh, man.
756
00:59:28,171 --> 00:59:29,691
Here, take a seat.
757
00:59:29,715 --> 00:59:32,694
Ok.
758
00:59:32,718 --> 00:59:35,887
I just got this.
759
00:59:45,689 --> 00:59:47,250
So, is everything ok.
760
00:59:47,274 --> 00:59:49,752
With you right now?
761
00:59:49,776 --> 00:59:52,505
Um, yeah, everything's
762
00:59:52,529 --> 00:59:55,466
great, actually.
763
00:59:55,490 --> 00:59:56,467
What about with you?
764
00:59:56,491 --> 00:59:58,469
Yeah, things are great.
765
00:59:58,493 --> 00:59:59,387
That's cool.
766
00:59:59,411 --> 01:00:00,263
Do you have that box,
767
01:00:00,287 --> 01:00:02,223
still, you said?
768
01:00:02,247 --> 01:00:03,057
Oh, right, yeah.
769
01:00:03,081 --> 01:00:04,684
Can you just go get that box?
770
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:05,852
You want me to go get it
771
01:00:05,876 --> 01:00:06,519
- right now?
- Mm-hmm.
772
01:00:06,543 --> 01:00:07,520
Ok.
773
01:00:07,544 --> 01:00:09,856
Uh, I guess, I guess I can just
774
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,566
go ahead and get dressed
775
01:00:11,590 --> 01:00:12,588
right now.
776
01:00:12,612 --> 01:00:15,069
Do you, should I get dressed?
777
01:00:15,093 --> 01:00:17,071
I think so.
778
01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:19,073
Ok, well, I'll be right
779
01:00:19,097 --> 01:00:20,325
back, ok.?
780
01:00:20,349 --> 01:00:23,310
Ok.
781
01:01:22,077 --> 01:01:22,679
Whoa!
782
01:01:22,703 --> 01:01:25,390
Oh, oh, oh.
783
01:01:25,414 --> 01:01:26,683
Oh, look at that.
784
01:01:26,707 --> 01:01:27,892
Box of stuff.
785
01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:30,061
That's my old Christmas tree.
786
01:01:30,085 --> 01:01:31,020
That's right, it is.
787
01:01:31,044 --> 01:01:32,480
Oh, I missed it!
788
01:01:32,504 --> 01:01:34,440
What's going on here?
789
01:01:34,464 --> 01:01:38,820
Oh, nothing.
790
01:01:38,844 --> 01:01:40,154
I was actually just looking
791
01:01:40,178 --> 01:01:41,197
on there.
792
01:01:41,221 --> 01:01:42,073
Yeah?
793
01:01:42,097 --> 01:01:44,450
Yeah, I was looking on there.
794
01:01:44,474 --> 01:01:45,284
Your computer.
795
01:01:45,308 --> 01:01:47,578
Yeah, you know.
796
01:01:47,602 --> 01:01:51,457
That's what it's there for.
797
01:01:51,481 --> 01:01:52,959
Yeah, well, what I was
798
01:01:52,983 --> 01:01:54,961
looking to see if I could
799
01:01:54,985 --> 01:01:57,380
find those files.
800
01:01:57,404 --> 01:01:58,965
Um?
801
01:01:58,989 --> 01:02:01,592
Those files, the movie
802
01:02:01,616 --> 01:02:05,263
files from our past.
803
01:02:05,287 --> 01:02:06,431
That we made.
804
01:02:06,455 --> 01:02:07,306
That we star in.
805
01:02:07,330 --> 01:02:09,142
Oh...
806
01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:10,586
You mean the sexy videos?
807
01:02:12,127 --> 01:02:13,646
Those are the ones.
808
01:02:13,670 --> 01:02:14,814
Yeah.
809
01:02:14,838 --> 01:02:15,815
Did you want to watch them
810
01:02:15,839 --> 01:02:16,840
or something?
811
01:02:17,841 --> 01:02:20,069
No, I didn't.
812
01:02:20,093 --> 01:02:22,947
I was just gonna, I mean, do you
813
01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:23,990
still have those files on there?
814
01:02:24,014 --> 01:02:26,200
Yeah, oh yeah, of course.
815
01:02:26,224 --> 01:02:27,224
Of course.
816
01:02:28,101 --> 01:02:31,855
I mean, I was thinking...
817
01:02:37,152 --> 01:02:40,381
I don't know, do you still
818
01:02:40,405 --> 01:02:43,885
need those movies?
819
01:02:43,909 --> 01:02:44,761
No, I don't know,
820
01:02:44,785 --> 01:02:46,471
I mean... you know?
821
01:02:46,495 --> 01:02:48,389
Can we delete them?
822
01:02:48,413 --> 01:02:49,015
Why?
823
01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:50,016
Those movies.
824
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,019
I was just wondering.
825
01:02:53,043 --> 01:02:54,854
We could...
826
01:02:54,878 --> 01:02:56,022
I just thought while I was here,
827
01:02:56,046 --> 01:02:58,024
you know, getting this stuff,
828
01:02:58,048 --> 01:02:59,025
we could just take care of
829
01:02:59,049 --> 01:03:00,735
that stuff.
830
01:03:00,759 --> 01:03:03,529
You know, just get rid of them.
831
01:03:03,553 --> 01:03:05,990
Wipe them out.
832
01:03:06,014 --> 01:03:06,783
I don't understand.
833
01:03:06,807 --> 01:03:08,034
I mean...
834
01:03:08,058 --> 01:03:10,870
I'm getting married,
835
01:03:10,894 --> 01:03:13,039
and you know, I just thought...
836
01:03:13,063 --> 01:03:14,457
Oh, right.
837
01:03:14,481 --> 01:03:16,209
Just, get rid of those,
838
01:03:16,233 --> 01:03:18,044
and uh, just the right thing
839
01:03:18,068 --> 01:03:19,837
to do, you know?
840
01:03:19,861 --> 01:03:23,573
Yeah, um, uh, yeah.
841
01:03:39,965 --> 01:03:42,985
Oh, god, yeah.
842
01:03:43,009 --> 01:03:46,656
Oh, yeah, you fucking bitch.
843
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,599
Oh, yeah, you bitch.
844
01:04:11,580 --> 01:04:14,267
Just get rid of them.
845
01:04:14,291 --> 01:04:15,667
Move on.
846
01:04:28,638 --> 01:04:29,615
Maybe if you got something
847
01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:33,119
new from her, you know?
848
01:04:33,143 --> 01:04:34,120
Like, one new thing in exchange
849
01:04:34,144 --> 01:04:35,663
for getting rid of all the
850
01:04:35,687 --> 01:04:38,648
old things.
851
01:04:47,699 --> 01:04:52,305
It's just an idea.
852
01:04:52,329 --> 01:04:54,331
Huh.
853
01:05:07,344 --> 01:05:11,324
All right, so, the other day,
854
01:05:11,348 --> 01:05:13,159
whenever we deleted those
855
01:05:13,183 --> 01:05:17,163
files... um... I wasn't totally
856
01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:19,290
honest with you about those
857
01:05:19,314 --> 01:05:21,667
being the only copies.
858
01:05:21,691 --> 01:05:22,668
Ok.
859
01:05:22,692 --> 01:05:23,836
Ok, but the thing is,
860
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,004
I will delete them.
861
01:05:25,028 --> 01:05:26,297
I'll delete them today,
862
01:05:26,321 --> 01:05:28,382
right now, but first I need
863
01:05:28,406 --> 01:05:29,675
you to do something for me
864
01:05:29,699 --> 01:05:30,676
really quick.
865
01:05:30,700 --> 01:05:31,844
Ok, I am not going to
866
01:05:31,868 --> 01:05:32,803
have sex with you.
867
01:05:32,827 --> 01:05:33,825
Oh, no-no-no-no.
868
01:05:33,849 --> 01:05:34,639
No, no, it's not like that
869
01:05:34,663 --> 01:05:35,431
at all, ok.?
870
01:05:35,455 --> 01:05:36,515
This is just a little thing
871
01:05:36,539 --> 01:05:37,721
that'll take like five, maybe
872
01:05:37,745 --> 01:05:40,311
10, 15 minutes, and you'll be
873
01:05:40,335 --> 01:05:42,939
in and out of here.
874
01:05:42,963 --> 01:05:43,898
Ok.
875
01:05:43,922 --> 01:05:45,715
It's not a big deal.
876
01:05:50,345 --> 01:05:51,864
So, I'm not exactly sure how
877
01:05:51,888 --> 01:05:53,866
this works, but if I mix these
878
01:05:53,890 --> 01:05:55,868
three things together, and then
879
01:05:55,892 --> 01:05:57,203
if you sit in it for five
880
01:05:57,227 --> 01:06:00,331
minutes, it should make a
881
01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:03,525
mold of your pussy.
882
01:06:05,735 --> 01:06:07,046
If you do that, I'll delete
883
01:06:07,070 --> 01:06:10,240
the videos.
884
01:07:19,142 --> 01:07:20,286
Here, try like a crab,
885
01:07:20,310 --> 01:07:21,287
crab walk kinda thing.
886
01:07:21,311 --> 01:07:22,621
Ok, ok.
887
01:07:22,645 --> 01:07:26,834
This isn't easy.
888
01:07:26,858 --> 01:07:27,668
I can't even tell if
889
01:07:27,692 --> 01:07:28,586
I'm over it.
890
01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:30,004
Yeah, you are, you're good.
891
01:07:30,028 --> 01:07:32,048
Come forward, come forward.
892
01:07:32,072 --> 01:07:33,299
Ok, bring it down.
893
01:07:33,323 --> 01:07:35,468
Bring it down.
894
01:07:35,492 --> 01:07:37,428
I don't know, this is, this
895
01:07:37,452 --> 01:07:39,138
is really hurting my arms, and I
896
01:07:39,162 --> 01:07:40,723
can't do that for five minutes.
897
01:07:40,747 --> 01:07:42,224
Ok, ok.
898
01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:43,267
Hurry, hurry!
899
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:45,644
I mean, it's... I mean, we...
900
01:07:45,668 --> 01:07:46,973
You're gonna have to do it right
901
01:07:46,997 --> 01:07:50,733
now or it's not going to work.
902
01:07:50,757 --> 01:07:52,610
There you go.
903
01:07:52,634 --> 01:07:53,819
Eww!
904
01:07:53,843 --> 01:07:56,155
Oh, it's really cold.
905
01:07:56,179 --> 01:07:57,156
Ok.
906
01:07:57,180 --> 01:07:57,948
Here, kinda, kinda adjust
907
01:07:57,972 --> 01:07:58,616
a little.
908
01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,492
Ok.
909
01:07:59,516 --> 01:08:01,410
Yeah.
910
01:08:01,434 --> 01:08:02,286
Oh, my god.
911
01:08:02,310 --> 01:08:03,287
Ok, ok, ok.
912
01:08:03,311 --> 01:08:04,121
Oh, I hate you.
913
01:08:04,145 --> 01:08:04,872
Don't move.
914
01:08:04,896 --> 01:08:05,831
Don't move.
915
01:08:05,855 --> 01:08:06,624
I really do hate you.
916
01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,166
Don't move.
917
01:08:07,190 --> 01:08:08,459
Ok, ok.
918
01:08:08,483 --> 01:08:12,213
Eww, this stuff smells horrible.
919
01:08:12,237 --> 01:08:13,339
Sorry.
920
01:08:13,363 --> 01:08:16,533
Oh, my god.
921
01:08:21,955 --> 01:08:23,891
Don't look at me.
922
01:08:23,915 --> 01:08:24,725
Jesus!
923
01:08:24,749 --> 01:08:27,710
Sorry.
924
01:08:34,425 --> 01:08:35,444
You should probably never
925
01:08:35,468 --> 01:08:39,532
contact me again.
926
01:08:39,556 --> 01:08:39,990
Ok.?
927
01:08:40,014 --> 01:08:42,892
Ok.
928
01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:50,525
Thank you!
929
01:08:56,948 --> 01:08:59,617
Oh, yeah.
930
01:09:28,855 --> 01:09:31,041
Oh, yeah.
931
01:09:31,065 --> 01:09:32,233
Oh.
932
01:10:24,994 --> 01:10:29,433
I think I'm gonna go.
933
01:10:29,457 --> 01:10:30,309
My girlfriend's been acting
934
01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:33,503
really weird.
935
01:10:47,225 --> 01:10:48,494
Oh, hey, how'd that, uh,
936
01:10:48,518 --> 01:10:51,455
fake vagina thing go?
937
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:52,689
Oh, it went great.
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