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This job is so boring, Mom.
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The only thing older
than the antiques we sell
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are the customers who buy it.
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You should see
this old bat I'm looking at.
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Not you, I was talking
about this old bat!
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Trish, you've already offended six
customers and it's not even lunch yet!
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Oh, yeah, about that,
can I go on my lunch break now?
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Sell something or you're fired.
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You... I'm watching you.
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Hey, Trish.
Wow, look at all these antiques.
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It's like a room
full of beautiful memories.
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This place smells like my
grandfather's dirty old shoes.
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Hey, it's my grandpa's shoes!
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Please tell me you guys
are gonna buy something.
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Actually, I just entered
a short story contest
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and I'm looking
for a vintage typewriter.
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I want something
like Ernest Hemingway wrote on.
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I have just the thing.
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That one's perfect!
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I'll take it, Trish. I'm sure
to win the contest with this.
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Not so fast, red.
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Chuck.
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I entered the contest too.
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You're wasting your time, Chuck. I'm
gonna win the short story contest.
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You wish.
My story's so short,
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you can see its feet
on its driver's license.
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My story's so short, it's not
allowed to go on any carnival rides.
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My story's so short,
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when it sits on a dime
its feet don't touch the ground.
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My story's so short, that it's, um
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that's it's, uh...
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I think I smell smoke.
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Must be your brain on overdrive.
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Save it for the contest.
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Adios, muchachos.
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That's right, Trishita bonita,
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I know Spanish.
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So are you gonna buy
that old typewriter or not, Dez?
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Let me test it out.
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"A giant man-eating fish
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slowly approached."
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That's funny.
That big guy's eating Sushi.
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Why is that funny?
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Because he's a
giant man eating fish.
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Man-eating fish?
Dez just typed that.
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Whoa, maybe the typewriter's magic.
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There's no such thing
as a magic typewriter.
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Let's test it out.
"A crazy bird came out of nowhere."
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Okay, that was just a coincidence.
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Type something else.
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Uh, "it began to rain
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hot dogs inside the store."
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You guys see the
hot dogs too, right?
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♪ When the crowd wants more
I bring on the thunder ♪
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♪ 'Cause you've got my back
And I'm not going under ♪
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♪ You're my point
You're my guard ♪
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♪ You're the perfect chord ♪
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♪ And I see our names together
On every billboard ♪
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♪ We're headed for the top
We've got it on lock ♪
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♪ We'll make 'em say "Hey!" ♪
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♪ And we'll keep rockin' ♪
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♪ Oh, there's no way I could
Make it without ya ♪
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♪ Do it without ya
Be here without ya ♪
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♪ It's no fun
When you're doing it solo ♪
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♪ With you it's like, "Whoa"
Yeah, and I know ♪
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♪ I own this dream ♪
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♪ 'Cause I got you with me ♪
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♪ There's no way I could
Make it without ya ♪
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♪ Do it without ya
Be here without ya ♪
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Okay, there's a logical
explanation for all of this.
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Guys eating Sushi go into stores.
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Cuckoo clocks go off every hour.
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Hot dogs fall from the sky.
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Okay, maybe it is
a magic typewriter.
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The only thing magic
about that typewriter
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is that I was able to get some
sucker to buy it for 50 bucks.
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Thanks again, Dez.
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I think we should
keep testing it out.
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"The typewriter
brought those around it
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great fortune."
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Great fortune, great fortune!
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- I won, Ally!
- What did you win, Dad?
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The mall association's
store owner of the year award.
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I want you to present me
with the award, honey.
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- I'm honored, Mr. Dawson.
- I was talking to my daughter.
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Oh, this is the second
luckiest day of my life,
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- next to the day you were born.
- Aww.
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I'll never forget walking
out of that delivery room
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and finding
a 20-dollar bill on the floor.
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I'm starting to think
this typewriter really is magic.
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Dez, type something else.
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"Dez ate a giant meat-lover's sub."
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Did somebody order
a meat-lover's sub?
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Okay, now I'm starting to believe.
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Type something for me!
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Ooh, I want to date a cheerleader.
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Did somebody order
a meat-lover's sub?
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Oops, I accidentally typed
over the last thing I wrote.
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That's okay, this one's better.
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Give me an "s," give me a "u,"
give me a "b"!
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I'm Austin.
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'Sup?
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That typewriter's
the best thing ever!
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Thanks for my money tree, Dez.
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Here, go buy yourself
something pretty.
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That was a leaf.
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Thanks for all these books, Dez!
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There's enough here
to last me a whole week.
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You girls might
want to step aside.
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Austin's about to have
another dream come true.
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There's five seconds left,
the heat are down by one.
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Austin Moon steals the ball
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and does his famous
Austin Moon dunk.
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- Yes!
- Oh, yeah!
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Give me an "a," give me a "u,"
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- give me an "s"...
- Yeah, yeah, we get it.
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What do you want me to type next?
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Well, I have a
driver's test coming up.
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- You want Dez to help you pass?
- No,
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I want a new car when I pass.
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Something cool...
Like a fire truck!
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- Is that real money on that tree?
- No.
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- What?
- Yeah right.
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This is a money tree!
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And a mermaid gave it to me
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as a reward for finding
her runaway unicorn.
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Why is everyone
acting so suspicious?
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What? Suspicious?
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If anything,
we're acting unsuspicious.
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I hope you're prepared
to lose that contest, Dez-aster.
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'Cause I'm gonna write
the coolest story ever.
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Please.
My story's so cool,
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it's gonna host the
next winter Olympics.
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My story's so cool,
when my air conditioning breaks
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I stand next to my story
to cool down.
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Yeah?
Well, my story's so cool
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because everything I type
on my magic typewriter comes true.
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Did you just say you have
a magic typewriter?
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Yeah right,
it's a "magic" typewriter.
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He bought it from a leprechaun
with my money tree.
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Right.
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Well, I guess I'll mosey along.
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I'm going to the gym.
That's right.
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I work out.
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Do you think he knows
my typewriter's magic?
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Well, you pretty much
just told him it was.
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I better hide it in a safe place.
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I'll type myself a giant castle surrounded
by a moat and fire-breathing dragons.
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Or you could just put it
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in the practice room
and lock the door.
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Hmmm. Fine.
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"Dez picked up the typewriter and
carried it back to the practice room."
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Everything I type comes true!
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It still blows my mind.
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Shouldn't you be studying
for your driver's test?
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I am. I'm playing "Crash City."
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If I can drive a flaming semi truck
over a collapsing bridge,
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I'm pretty sure I
can parallel park.
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Too bad your driving test
is on the same day
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as my dad's award ceremony.
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I was really hoping
you could come.
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When you're done with your speech,
wanna something to eat?
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I can't, I gotta get back to work.
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- It's packed downstairs.
- I can take care of that.
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"The customers fled in horror
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when the giant elephant
came out of nowhere."
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I wish.
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Probably should have
typed something else.
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I didn't win first place in that
burglary contest for nothing.
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Hee hee hee!
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Hey, Trish. Uh...
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I thought you were working
at the antique shop today.
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You gave me a money tree.
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I'm never working again.
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I bought the antique shop
and now Mr. Gower works for me.
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Finished your shopping,
miss de la Rosa.
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Here's your smoothie
and your diamond tiara.
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Thanks.
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Here, buy yourself
something pretty.
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Uh, this is a leaf.
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Well, I'm gonna go work
on my short story.
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Uh, what happened
to the grand piano?
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- A giant elephant crushed it.
- Oh.
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I love gardening.
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My typewriter's gone!
Chuck stole it!
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How do you know it was him?
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I found this boot
spur on the floor.
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Okay, let's not panic.
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I'm sure he doesn't know
it's a magic typewriter.
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Okay, he knows.
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Chuck is making my life miserable.
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Every time I order a churro,
it turns into a stick.
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He's messing with us too.
Look at our hair!
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It's worse than that.
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My money tree died
and Chuck gave the antique store
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back to Mr. Gower.
He's my boss again!
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I can't dance anymore!
I lost all my cool moves.
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Uh-oh.
I hope I didn't lose mine.
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Whew, still got it.
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We have to get
that typewriter back!
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Howdy, pardners.
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Give me back my typewriter, Chuck!
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Typewriter?
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I'm using a computer that fits
right on the top of my lap.
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I'm currently writing
the winning short story
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with superior wordplay.
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"Chuck was pleased
by the paranoia displayed
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by Dez-perado
and his purple-haired posse."
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That is pretty good wordplay.
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We know you stole Dez's typewriter,
Chuckles.
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Do you know the skills
it would take
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to break into a
second-story window,
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steal a typewriter, then descend
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a 20-foot ladder one-handed
while holding said typewriter?
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While I possess such skills,
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- I didn't do it.
- We found your spur
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in the practice room
and we're prepared to use it.
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Easy there, Trish-alicious.
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I'm not saying
I have the typewriter,
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but if I did, I'd use it to make
all your lives miserable.
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There's nothing you can type
that we can't handle.
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I know one thing I can't handle.
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Taking care of another money tree.
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Those things are so much work.
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You're not getting
your money tree back.
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Aw, man.
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Let's get out of here. He doesn't
have the typewriter with him.
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Listen up, Chuck,
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I'm gonna make your life
worrisome by winning the contest
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with my wild,
witty and wondrous writing.
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Oh, yeah, I'm pretty good
at wordplay too.
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Hey, our hair's back to normal. You
think Chuck is done messing with us?
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He's probably just tricking us
into a false sense of security
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before he does something
really horrible.
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What is the worst thing
he could do to us?
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Whoa, I feel weird.
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What just happened?
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You're always weird, you doof.
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What else is new?
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Ally, why is Trish's voice
coming out of your body?
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Austin, why is Dez's voice
coming out of your body?
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Uh, 'cause I'm Dez!
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I'm trapped in Austin's body!
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And I'm Trish! We're all
trapped in each other's bodies!
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Chuck made us switch bodies?
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I can't believe Chuck used the magic
typewriter to switch our bodies.
247
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,375
I say we string the little twerp
up by his boots
248
00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:13,417
- and beat him like a pinata!
- Ally, what's gotten into you?
249
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,625
Oh right, Trish
has gotten into you.
250
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:17,166
We need to switch back.
251
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,125
I can't live in Austin's body!
252
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,291
Okay, maybe I can.
253
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,417
I'm Austin. 'Sup?
254
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,375
They call me...
the love whisperer.
255
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:36,458
He's not Austin Moon.
256
00:14:37,291 --> 00:14:39,041
I'm Austin Moon.
257
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,834
♪ Don't look down down
Down down ♪
258
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,875
♪ Don't look down... ♪
259
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,291
Okay, I'm not used
to being in this body.
260
00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:52,875
Maybe next time you should sing
261
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,500
"I fall down down down down."
262
00:14:56,583 --> 00:14:57,583
Am I right?
263
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,750
Yeah, I'm not gonna
high five you for that.
264
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,667
I can't even get
a high five from myself.
265
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,500
Am I right?
266
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:13,750
Hey, honey. Figured out what you're
gonna say at my award ceremony?
267
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:16,583
Yeah, I wrote
a really great speech, Dad.
268
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:20,250
- Did you just call me dad?
- She's just messing around.
269
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,834
You know Trish... smart, sassy,
270
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,625
always making jokes.
271
00:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,834
Why are your voices like that?
272
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:30,417
Austin, what's going
on with the girls?
273
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,500
It's kinda hard to explain.
274
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:35,375
- I was talking to Austin.
- I am Austin.
275
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:39,125
- I'm Dez!
- Dad, we can explain.
276
00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,458
Guess who's trapped in Ally's body?
277
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,375
Chuck stole Dez's magic typewriter
278
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:46,750
and made us all switch bodies.
279
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,542
Oh, a magic typewriter?
It makes so much sense.
280
00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,458
I thought I was losing my mind.
281
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,375
I know it's hard to
understand, but
282
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:56,291
wait a sec.
283
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,291
I'm Trish again! Oh.
284
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,000
Hey, that's great.
285
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:01,667
I'm Austin again!
286
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,291
I'm just so glad
everything's back to normal.
287
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,834
I love you, Dad.
288
00:16:05,917 --> 00:16:08,250
Dad, come back!
289
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,625
Bye, Mr. Dawson!
290
00:16:11,917 --> 00:16:16,250
You know, I'm not entirely sure
everything is back to normal.
291
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,875
We've gotta get that typewriter back
before Chuck makes this any worse.
292
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,250
How can it get any worse
than switching bodies?
293
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:25,166
Oh, hey, my voice is back! Wahoo!
294
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:37,041
Chuck, we've come to get
the typewriter back.
295
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:39,834
Take one more step
and I'll turn you into a cactus.
296
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:43,125
Give us back the typewriter
or I'm gonna make you regret it.
297
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:45,834
You'd never do anything to me.
298
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,875
You find me... Irresistible.
299
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,834
Irresistible?
I find you extremely...
300
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:54,291
Adorable.
301
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,500
What are you talking about, Trish?
He's a thief...
302
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,750
Who stole my heart.
303
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,458
I can't believe he's using the
typewriter to get girls to like him!
304
00:17:07,542 --> 00:17:09,875
Yeah! I can't believe
I didn't think of that.
305
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,250
You're so cute,
306
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,875
kittens look at pictures
of you on the Internet.
307
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:19,083
You're so cute, instead of
calling babies "cutie-pies"
308
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,750
they call 'em "chuckie-pies."
309
00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:23,250
Back off, Ally. He's mine.
310
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,750
- No, he's mine!
- Ladies, ladies.
311
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,375
There's enough
chuckie-pie to go around.
312
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,750
Everyone gets a slice.
313
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,792
Give it up, Chuck.
314
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,000
I just said upchuck.
315
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:40,667
I'll stop after one condition:
316
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,291
- Dez apologizes.
- For what?
317
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:46,458
For stealing my look.
Cowboy wasn't my first choice.
318
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,333
Wacky pants and silly shirts
used to be my thing.
319
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:54,667
See?
320
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:57,375
So you're saying
that if I just apologize,
321
00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,208
you'll stop messing with us,
we can go back to our normal lives?
322
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,500
Yup. All you gotta do
is say two simple words:
323
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,041
"I'm sorry."
324
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,500
Well then,
325
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:08,458
I guess I'm sorry...
326
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:12,166
That I'm never ever gonna
apologize to you!
327
00:18:12,250 --> 00:18:14,417
- Dez!
- Sorry, Austin.
328
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,250
It's a matter of principle.
I can't apologize to him.
329
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,375
I don't care if he does
turn me into a cactus...
330
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,291
Or a goldfish...
331
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,750
Or Ally's dad wearing
a chicken outfit...
332
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,625
Or one of those
dinosaurs with the...
333
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:33,333
Dez, stop giving him ideas!
334
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,166
You had your chance, red.
335
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,709
It's about to get uglier
for you and your friends.
336
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:45,959
You are so cute
when you're threatening us. Boop!
337
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,542
Leave my friends out of it!
338
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,375
Ally has to give a speech for her
dad, Austin has a driver's test,
339
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:54,417
believe me,
they have enough to worry about.
340
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,458
- Dez, seriously, stop talking.
- He's not gonna do anything,
341
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,084
'cause we're
gonna stop him first!
342
00:18:59,086 --> 00:19:00,208
"Chuck disappears!"
343
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:03,625
Ohhh.
344
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,030
Oh oh!
345
00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:08,500
Did he really just
leave the typewriter?
346
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,458
I meant... "Chuck disappears
with the typewriter."
347
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,041
Oh, come on!
348
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:25,000
Although he's never bought anything from
any of the other stores in the mall,
349
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,583
- Lester Dawson represents...
- No sign of Chuck anywhere.
350
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,917
Hurry up, give your speech
before anything happens.
351
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,792
With no further ado,
Lester Dawson's daughter.
352
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,625
Hello, everybody.
I'm Ally Dawson.
353
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:50,125
I'm Abraham Lincoln, aren't I?
354
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,834
- Let's begin.
- Got it.
355
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,000
I'll put my hands
356
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,875
at the 10 and two position.
357
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:06,166
Mr. Moon! Are you aware
358
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,875
that you have hooves
where your hands should be?
359
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:12,959
I can still drive. Nothing's gonna stop
me from getting my driver's license.
360
00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:19,959
Uh, can you start the car for me?
361
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,625
Four score and seven years ago,
362
00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:24,667
give or take a few scores,
363
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,166
my father opened Sonic Boom...
364
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,375
You've gotta stop this!
Go apologize to Chuck now.
365
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,917
Fine.
366
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,041
I guess it's the only way
to make this stop.
367
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:39,834
Everybody run!
368
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,834
Huh.
369
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:52,750
I guess it is kinda hard
to drive with hooves.
370
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,625
My store!
371
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,166
It'll be okay, Dad.
372
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,667
The typewriter!
373
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,250
I'm still gonna win
that short story contest.
374
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,458
Don't think so!
375
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,875
Chuck, your story's about
to get a lot shorter.
376
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,542
Man, you shrunk me!
377
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:25,500
This isn't over!
378
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,917
Now you're kind of adorable.
379
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,542
I knew you'd come around.
380
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:35,000
"And so our hero
Dez saved the day."
381
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,500
"A whole bunch of cheerleaders
thanked him
382
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:40,917
by showering him with hugs
and meat-lover's sandwiches."
383
00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:47,667
"And so Dez and the
other cheerleaders
384
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:49,667
lived happily ever after.
385
00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:52,083
The end."
386
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:58,083
That was an interesting story.
387
00:21:58,166 --> 00:22:01,667
The whole magic typewriter
and the money tree?
388
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,875
I wish.
389
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,750
It was a good story,
but a little unreal.
390
00:22:05,834 --> 00:22:09,417
I mean I wouldn't need a magic
typewriter to get a cheerleader.
391
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,000
I'm Austin. 'Sup?
392
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,375
I have a boyfriend.
393
00:22:15,875 --> 00:22:17,667
Let's go, darlin'.
394
00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,750
It could've been you, trishy-poo.
395
00:22:30,542 --> 00:22:32,583
And that's how I won first place
396
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:35,125
in the short story writing contest.
397
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,458
And next week,
398
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,750
I'm gonna win the cake
baking contest.
399
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:42,792
Not so fast, red.
400
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:48,041
I'm gonna win
'cause I bake the sweetest cakes.
401
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,875
Please.
402
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,250
My cake's so sweet,
you get a cavity
403
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:54,959
- just by looking at it.
- Yeah?
404
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,667
My cake's so sweet, my grandma
405
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,583
wants to squeeze its cheeks
every time she sees it.
406
00:23:01,917 --> 00:23:03,333
My cake's so sweet,
407
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:05,667
instead of having
a "sweet 16" party,
408
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,250
girls have a "my cake 16" party.
409
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,125
Well, my cake is so sweet,
410
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:12,041
instead of having
"sweet 16" parties,
411
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,917
girls have...
412
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,500
"My... my cake
413
00:23:15,583 --> 00:23:17,750
s-sweet 16 parties..."
414
00:23:17,834 --> 00:23:19,834
- You already said that.
- Ha!
415
00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:21,792
Sweet, sweet victory.
416
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:25,667
Or should I say "my cake,
my cake" victory?
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