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So, Martin, coffee was great, but I kind
of got... Here's the thing about me.
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I don't like to talk about my money.
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We weren't talking about your money. I
make a lot of money, but it doesn't
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define me.
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I know what you're thinking.
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What did I do to deserve this guy?
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That's exactly what I'm thinking.
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You know, these past couple of weeks
have been really great, but... There he
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How's my favorite lawyer?
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I'd tell you, but I'd have to bill you
$300.
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Funny. Lawyers are greedy. By the way,
Jack, here's your will. I made the
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revisions. Isn't he amazing?
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Let me take you to the club.
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Maya will join us.
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I can't. I kind of got a thing. I don't
care what it is. I won't take no for an
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answer. It's some woman's problem. Bye
-bye. Bye -bye.
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I'll see you.
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Dennis, put my will in the safe.
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Remember... No one opens this envelope
under any circumstances.
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If you're at gunpoint, I expect you to
die before you let anyone read this.
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sir. My word is my bond.
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What?
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Maya gets his frozen head?
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I made all those wigs for nothing?
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Buddy, you're not going to believe it.
I'm rich.
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I just took a sneaky peek at Jack's
will. He's leaving me one million
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Yeah. Oh, my God. If he's leaving you a
million bucks, I'm getting at least a
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million, right?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I've got a huge problem. What's up? I
was going through Simon's dresser
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and I found this.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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He's going to propose to you.
Congratulations.
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It's not that simple. The thing is...
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I married someone else. What?
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His name is Roland Devereaux. We met in
Milan.
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Oh, it was doomed from the start.
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There were drunken binges, petty theft,
other women, and of course he did
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things, too.
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That sounds awful. Why'd you marry him
in the first place?
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Because as bad as things would get,
whenever he kissed me, all my reason
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just melt away. He has this blinding
sexual power.
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Oh, I completely understand.
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A lot of women have said the same thing
about me.
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Oh, it's so sweet of you to try to make
me laugh.
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What am I going to do?
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Simon is planning this huge romantic
dinner tonight, and I'm afraid he's
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to propose. All right, you just go to
this guy and you tell him you want a
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divorce. But I've avoided Roland for the
last eight years because I didn't want
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him to be sucked back in.
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He's a manipulative genius. His
intellect is overpowering. All right,
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go with you. A lot of people have said
my intellect is overpowering. You know,
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it was funny the first time, but now
you're just kissing me.
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You wanted to see me? Yeah, I heard you
broke up with Martin. What were you
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thinking? I was thinking he was shallow
and annoying.
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Come on. He's perfect.
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He's successful, attractive, and day or
night, he smells fantastic.
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He smells like a winner. It's my life,
and in fact, I'm interested in someone
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else. His name is Andrew. Sounds like
he's got VD.
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Jack, he's a nice guy. He's an
environmentalist.
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Fine. Do your thing. Make your choices.
Get your freak on.
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Whatever you kids are doing.
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I'm out of it.
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Thank you.
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I can't do it. I can't face Roland.
You've got to.
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Just think of your future with Simon.
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All right.
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It just radiates sexual energy. It's
hypnotic. All right, do you see me
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weakening? Get me out of here.
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Hello, Nina.
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Look, Diane, Nina's back.
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I'm Elliot DeMauro.
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I'm Trey.
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This is the sexual dynamo? Ages only
made him sexier.
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Diane, I think, has had some work.
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Look, uh, would you please just sign
these papers and we'll be on our way.
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why the rush?
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Why don't we end this the way we started
it?
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Over to Kiel Royale. Yeah, well, thanks,
Chief, but we're in a bit of a time
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crunch.
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You're an artist, aren't you?
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I can see the pain in your eyes.
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But be brave.
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As Nietzsche said, great heart justifies
the suffering in the world.
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You are a gift to us all.
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I guess I could have one glass.
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Nina?
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I want to show you something.
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When you left me, all the beauty was
drained from my life.
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And so to replace it, I went to Italy to
learn the ancient art of Venetian glass
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sculpture.
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I toiled for six years before a raging
furnace, burning my
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hands, losing the sight.
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In my left eye!
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All to create this exquisite glass
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orchid. It's beautiful.
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Compared to you, it's crap!
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Don't you need me to go with you to do
that thing?
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Oh, my God, you're the most amazing man
I've ever met.
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All right, enough of this, Roland. I am
begging you, please sign these papers.
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Very well, I'll sign your papers.
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But all I ask for in return is a kiss.
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What? If you can kiss me and tell me
honestly the passion between us is dead,
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will set you free.
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I am not going to kiss you. Because
you're afraid.
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afraid that it will unleash the love you
have for me and send you back into my
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arms.
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Think he's got you?
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I am not afraid. And if that's what it
takes, I will kiss you.
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Very well.
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My lips await.
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I have to go.
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Oh, Nina!
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Wait!
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Excuse me?
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Am I in any danger here?
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Man, this thing's heavy. It's cast iron.
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Now, hold steady while I make sure it's
centered.
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Hey, I got a confession to make. I read
your will yesterday.
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Dennis, how could you?
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Well... I know it was wrong, but I have
to thank you. Dennis, you do realize you
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don't get a penny of that until I'm
dead.
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Oh, no, no.
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What have I done?
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What have I done?
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Dennis, I'm all right.
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But I'm pinned under this thing and the
wires are exposed.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm still okay.
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You've lived in a tree for six months.
Andrew, you are so brave.
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No. No, the tree is brave.
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for surviving in a world that we have
polluted with our factories and our
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God, I hate people.
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Somebody call an exterminator?
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Oh, so you're here to kill some
defenseless creatures?
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Great. How would you like it if a rat in
a jumpsuit showed up in your kitchen
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and tried to poison you?
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Well, if I do my job right, that won't
happen.
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Maya, Martin and I were just out
shopping for speedboats.
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I bought one.
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150K has this beautiful teak deck.
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And how many trees died to build that
deck?
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75.
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So, who's your buddy with the hobo
shoes?
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Dad, this is Andrew. He's regional
director for Hug the Planet. He's
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to preserving our forest.
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Yeah, well, let me give you a little
tip, Tarzan.
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Why don't you hop a vine to Brooks
Brothers and get yourself some big boy
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clothes?
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Dad, can I speak with you for a moment?
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What the hell are you doing?
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Martin is a great guy. You didn't give
him a chance.
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You know, when it comes to men, your
instincts are awful. Andrew is a
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person, and I would be lucky to go out
with him.
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Maya, he is wrong for you. Oh, yeah?
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Andrew, would you like to have dinner
with me tonight?
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Sure.
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Fantastic.
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Oh, look, a spider.
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Let's take him outside and release him
into his natural habitat.
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Elliot, I don't know what I'm going to
tell Simon.
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I have to just hope and pray that he
doesn't propose.
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What?
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Yeah, I guess Roland liked you.
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I think sending a gift might seem a
little desperate. Yeah.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Oh, darling, you're here.
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Are you ready for the most romantic
night of your life?
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You know, I'm not.
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I'm really not ready for a romantic
night.
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In fact, this is a particularly bad time
for me to have a romantic night.
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Why? Well, because I'm having woman
problems.
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Oh, fabulous. Tell me all about it.
We'll have a nice quiet evening.
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Candlelit table, a few rose petals.
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Our own private opera singer.
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Shall we?
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Nina, will you be my... Oh, please
don't.
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Little helper, and pass me the salt.
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Thank you.
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You know, there's really something I
must do.
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No, stop!
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I've got to put a matchbox on this
table. It's a little bit wobbly.
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You know, you seem a little bit on edge.
Is everything all right?
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No, you know, I just... I misunderstood
the point of this dinner, but I'm fine
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now, and it's just all so romantic.
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You know what would make it more
romantic?
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This gigantic engagement ring.
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I just... Shut up, Batman.
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But before you say anything else, I want
to tell you that I've only proposed to
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six other women in my life, and never
before have I been this sober. Simon,
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you... Well, fair enough, I'm a little
wasted, but I love you more than I...
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just stop it!
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I want to, but I can't. I...
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I'm married to another man.
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Holy crap.
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Why don't you just call him and get a
divorce?
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It's not that easy. I mean, he wants a
kiss.
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Why?
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He has this ridiculous notion that if I
kiss him, I'll be seduced by his
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incredible charms.
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So I kissed him and proved him he's
wrong. That's how I got Jagger off my
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But I don't want to kiss another man.
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It's just a kiss.
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I mean, I kiss women all the time in my
videos. It means nothing.
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Unless you still have feelings for this
bloke. No, no, I swear I don't. Well,
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actions speak louder than words.
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If you really love me...
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You'd have already made out with him
behind my back.
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Ever since I found out Jack's going to
leave me some money, I'm having dreams
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about killing him.
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Oh, it's just a dream, Finch.
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I mean, I've dreamed of killing you a
million times.
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Come on, I'm sure it means nothing.
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Coffee, Dennis, and don't forget the
sugar. Yes, Jack, coming right up.
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What are you doing with Jack?
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All right.
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Hey, donuts.
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Dude.
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Dude, slow down, man. Easy on the
donuts. What are you... Yeah.
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You're cool, though, right?
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Oh, yeah, I'm cool.
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Well, technically, I haven't been cool
since I got way too cool and ate a whole
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ham and took a shower with my grandma.
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Aaron, you got any milk?
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Milk? No, but I tell you what I do got.
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This will really quench your thirst.
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Peanut butter on a super dry cracker.
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Cool. Yeah.
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Oh, there you are.
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Hold on a sec. I think my dad wants to
apologize to you.
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Maya, I think you should know this guy's
super ready to see your dad.
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Dad, Andrew's here.
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Andrew, good to see you.
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I want to apologize. As Maya has pointed
out, I jumped to some conclusions based
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on your appearance. I'm sorry.
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Hey, Dad.
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I love you.
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And I love this place.
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And I love that blonde chick who gave me
the donuts.
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He's a keeper.
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I've been expecting you.
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All right, just sign the damn papers and
let me get on with my life. You know my
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terms. One kiss.
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You bastard.
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Broly, I've been in the hot tub for an
hour. I mean, one of the girls showing
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up.
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Hey, Nina.
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Listen to me.
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I want to spend the rest of my life with
Simon Leeds, and if kissing you is what
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it takes, then I'll do it.
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Wait. Simon.
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This is Simon.
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You were so eager to replace me, you
found my doppelganger.
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So, this is my arrival.
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Good God, he is intoxicating.
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What are you doing here?
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Nina, this doesn't matter. This is
crazy. You don't have to kiss him. All
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matters is that we're together. Let's
just leave.
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Oh, Simon.
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Well, I guess we're done here.
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Very well. Run.
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But know this.
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Wherever you go, I will be squatting in
the closet of your mind.
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Naked and aroused.
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That's it. I can't live like this
anymore. Roland, I'm ready.
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Ready to once again be mine.
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I'm sorry, Simon. I don't relish being a
dream crusher.
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Nothing. What?
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I felt absolutely nothing.
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Impossible. Are you sure? Yes.
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Well, kiss him again just in case and
give his buttocks a little squeeze.
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Zero.
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I am finally free. Oh, great.
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Now take all your clothes off and shower
together.
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I think we've proved our point. All
right.
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Sign the papers.
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Come on, Ada, let's get out of this
place.
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No girls are showing up, are they?
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Jack, I can't stand it anymore.
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I read your will yesterday.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. And
now I know that I get a million dollars
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if you die. It's messing me up. You got
to write me out. I'm serious.
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So what you're saying is, if I died,
you'd be so upset that you wouldn't be
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to live with the money.
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That's how much I mean to you.
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Um, yeah, sure. That works.
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Well, there's only one thing for me to
do.
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I'm going to leave you two million.
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That's right, Dennis.
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I appreciate loyalty.
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Hey, let's leave work right now and go
out on my sailboat. Just you and me,
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completely alone on the open sea.
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And while we're out there, we'll shoot
some skeet.
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You take the gun, I'll stand in front of
you and throw the clay pigeons into the
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air and you just blast.
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Castaway!
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Come on!
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Nina.
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When you've lived the life that I have,
you think there are no surprises left.
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And then I found you.
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The most remarkable, passionate,
wonderful woman I've ever known.
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Will you make me the happiest man on
earth?
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And be my wife?
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Simon.
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Of course I will.
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Now that I've felt.
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to you.
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Keeps bringing me home.
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It don't matter what I'm gonna do.
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It's got another tone.
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Life keeps bringing me back to you.
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